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A starving Cuban child gets home after school and begs for food, but his mother says they have none. Then he points at the family parrot and asks:
-Why don't we eat parrot with rice?
-Because there's no rice.
-Why don't we eat parrot with vegetables?
-Because there are no vegetables.
-Why don't we eat baked parrot?
-Because there's no gas.
-Why don't we eat fried parrot?
-Because there's no oil.
The parrot interrupts them, screaming:
-VIVA FIDEL!!!!!!!!
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 >>/41430/
Hehe.
Reminds me:
Workers are traveling on a train, comrade Lenin is the engineer. Destination: communism. They run out of fuel and the workers turn to Lenin:
- Comrade Lenin! We have no more coals to feed the engine! How are we gonna reach communism?
- Do not worry comrades. All the food are combustible, throw those in the engine.
They do as told and the train rolls on. But soon they run out of food.
- Comrade Lenin! We have no more food to feed the engine! How are we gonna reach communism?
- Do not worry comrades. All your clothes are combustible, throw those in the engine.
They do as told and the train rolls on. But soon they run out of clothes.
- Comrade Lenin! We have no more clothes to feed the engine! How are we gonna reach communism?
- Do not worry comrades. All the railroad ties are made of wood therefore combustible, tear those up and throw them in the engine.
They do as told and the train rolls on. But soon they run out of railroad ties.
- Comrade Lenin! All the railroad ties are gone! We have no food, no clothes, can't move forward but can't go back! How are we gonna reach communism?
- Comrades! We arrived!
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I think I posted this in a previous humour thread.

What is an Englishman?
A gentleman.
What are two Englishmen?
A club.
What are three Englishmen?
A colonial empire.

What is a Frenchie?
A gourmet.*
What are two Frenchies?
A fashion show.
What are three Frenchies?
A perfect relationship.

What is a German?
A soldier.
What are two Germans?
A factory.
What are three Germans?
A World War.

What is a Hungarian?
A lord.*
What are two Hungarians?
Three different political views.
What are three Hungarians?
No such thing. One of them is either a Swabian or a Jew.


*Couldn't remember exactly, had to come up with something, I can justify my decision.
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Type of jokes is the "grumpy piglet" jokes.
Goes something like this:

Grumpy piglet walks in the woods. He meets a fairy.
- Hey little piglet, I'm in a very good mood, I will grant one wish of yours.
- Suck my dick!

Grumpy piglet falls into a pit. The bunny notices and tells him from above at the edge of the pit:
- I'm gonna get some help. Just wait patiently.
- I won't wait!


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Hahaha, good one comrade.
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On the other hand...
This is potato candy, made of starch extracted from potato and turned into glucose. It has a peculiar taste I were never fond of. It's not too bad, I just found it a bit weird. It also can be caramelized just the same as normal sugar.
So potato is also a sweet.
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Watson comes home a bit earlier than usual and sees Holmes having sex with a clearly underage girl. 

-What the fuck Holmes? Is she in high school!? 
- Elementary, my dear Watson

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