/neko/ - neko

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 >>/861/
First (new) FUNKY in a new thread!
> TORMENT edition
Does it mean we're only allowed to post TORMENTEEEEEEED LEEEEEEEEESBIANS?

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 >>/864/
Only posting tormented lesbians would make Bonald far too powerful...

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I took an early sleepy yesterday and instead of getting up early I was sleeping for over 11 hours...
 >>/860/
> 25 views per like ratio
> I redid my math and over half her toks are on the 60 views per like ratio
I was interested in how a good ratio looks like so I decided to do the maths on (my old data (because I do not update the counts in cache) of) funky and her total average comes out to ~6 but she's got some videos in 20-40 range and the highest I can see is ~49.
I dunno where I'm going with this but I guess you're right, that would be a pretty awful ratio if she's consistently pulling ~25, since ~10 is an average for big funky videos and you obviously get worse ratio with big reach ones.
 >>/865/
I can still post susu, she's probably a lesbian and tormented... I dunno about any other tokfus I post...
Truly Bonald poster is the most TORMENTED of us all.

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I've just noticed you can make a drawing with your post.
I wonder if it'll work.

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damn, tadpole chenners dont have THIS feature

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 >>/863/
bump limit 500, post limit 1k here

 >>/866/
one of the worst tummy toks I have seen. genuinely acabou

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 >>/868/
I would look like that except bigger nose and much more norwooder.
Tfw no abbles toks 😢
 >>/869/
Thank you helpful neko :)
 >>/870/
FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE WORST NEKO ON THIS SITE FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Also new secret funky :)

I sent her 50 swifted a month for 6 months in a row just so she could go to twitchcon and link up with her rebounds??????

that's it, im finding a new streamfu

 >>/872/
 >>/872/
AYANE_TENSHI IS LIVE GO GO GO
Dzien dobry, madam 😎

Dobry Vuster (polish for good evening sir)

if you were a super simp, why the fuck would you donate swifted? lets say you genuinely wanted to give tenshi money, donate to her paypal link? why give jeff bezos 50% of your dono

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 >>/875/
It's not about her getting the money, it's about the act of losing the money for her!!
I lose my paycheck all the same and it makes a funny noise and writes my name in chat when I donate! ^-^

there's a new Geokino straight line video out (sorry funkyneko there's no gay line series for you yet)

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 >>/877/
> there's no gay line series
Good.
Although it is sad news for you I'm sure.

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Remember to submit your vote for the Dictatorial General Election on July 4th!

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Just came home from the pub and saw this poster hanging from a street light. Huh, Bonald really speaks to the people in a way that Acidposter can't

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Whilst nekochen was falling to the tadpoles, what did 'Bonald' do? Streamed HENTAI all day.

What did Acidposter do?
Made this board that all the nekos now use.

When problems happen, Bonald runs and hides, Acidposter faces them head on, with a stomach full of donuts and a smile on his heterosexual face.

Vote Acidposter for the Dictatorship, keep the good times going.

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I am never voting for Boniposter, he calls me names all the time...
Funkyposter on the other hand? Great taste in anime waifus, great taste in tokfus, physically fit, biggest height-wise, he's my candidate :)

 >>/881/
> Streamed HENTAI all day.
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it's over for him...

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What the neko? After I went to the pub I took a detour to the Art Institute (I am an artneko, kind of like Jake Gyllenhaal in that one movie) and when I got out just a minute ago, I saw that there are a bunch of people protesting??? They had signs and all, I managed to sneak a photo but this is what they were advocating for. They were also chanting some hypnotic song, from what I remember it went like this:
We want Bonald, he's our man
He can save us, yes he can!

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Nyagga ;3

 >>/885/
> he's watching HENTAI AGAIN
Somebody stop him. Please.

straight nekos be like: i cant wait to go and vote for acidposter

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Why vote for any other poster when trips go to funkyposter?

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Hey nekos
Basically, I'm not gonna vote (in the elections)
I know.. ugh I know... I'm sorry!
It's just that I'm not going to vote, that's all.

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Despite our differences, both my adversary, Acidposter, and I can both unite together to laugh at Funkyposter for believing he even has a chance

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 >>/889/
B-but... I made cute pins for you :'(

 >>/890/
And yet I will still get at least 25% of the votes. How do you explain that Boniposter?

 >>/892/
25%? You'll get a mere fraction after I rake in 537 votes

 >>/893/
Voter fraud? Mods, crush his skull, thanks.

> wow this roblox game looks fun
> get into to it
> within 3 minutes get killed by a guy with a pay to win 1 shot weapon
I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX

 >>/895/
stream it bozo let us pog

 >>/896/
maybe l8r

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If I am elected Dictator, I will change the constitution so that all the nekos have a right to pog. No pogs will be withheld and you will never be denied a poggening.

in 39 minutes I will be streaming PHANTOM FORCES on ROBLOX

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GUx7x2Ko3s
Have you seen the new touhou kino nekos?

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r-romantic...

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maeve tummy kino...

 >>/903/
That's not a lot of tummy :(

I will start lain 12:10 my time if anyone wants to join

 >>/906/
Yea I've burnt my dinner and now I got a pot to clean, been cleaning it for the last 30 minutes...
It's not like I didn't even put on the timer, this time I just forgot that I was supposed to turn it off when I walked out. I think I might have early onset of dementia.

> a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
good morning nekos, life is wonderful
 >>/906/
I unfortunately won't be able to catch it as I'm going outside and upstairs and freezing on the roof

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 >>/907/
bonbiposterneko... my curse has come for you
 >>/908/
> 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
did you move in with love_furry44 the belarusian girl?

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 >>/909/
> bonbiposter
I post one (1) (adin) (singular) Bonbi for a joke and suddenly I'm bonbiposter.
You know what I think? FUCK YOU
 >>/908/
> a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
The dream... I will never be able to get it but maybe someday...

 >>/910/
I told you, whoever posted that fatbi was doomed to burn their food the next time they cook. You angered the gods

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> Mothi linked up with Shirogane-Sama
need it or keep it?
I don't actually understand what "need it or keep it" means, but it laughs me so i use it every chance i can

 >>/912/
ugly, trans, ugly, ugly

 >>/913/
> trans
you better not be saying being trans is bad, our very own streamerneko and future dictator Bonaldina is trans, and she is hecking cute and valid. i-

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9.5 KD
I wanna see chazza do THAT

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That's what I'M SAYING!"!!

Just got home, jeez what a day. I got a great #haul though. Might post a picture if you're interested
 >>/915/
I'm retired from the roblox scene.
 >>/916/
northern "worst streamer from ontario" lion back at it again with another completely average milk toast take.

 >>/917/
the rest of your post was uninspired bait but post your haul

 >>/917/
> I'm retired from the roblox scene.
Does that mean that we get more Witness streams?

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When are we playing this?

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 >>/920/
I am definitely not playing this.

I've been looking through some old tiktok compilations for funsies and I found some fus that have been posted back then in the olden days.

 >>/922/
forgot to describe what it is
3 books
> Arkady and Boris Strugatsky: Hard To Be a God
> Issac Asimov: Foundation's Edge
> Tsubasa Yamaguchi: Blue Period (vol 2)

> New Headphones

> Some vegan, handmade shaving cream
I always buy the bottled deodorant can style stuff from supermarkets, it was 50% off so I figured I'd try it out
> New Shampoo Bar
I like this companies shampoo stuff, so I went with a cinnamon flavoured one this time.

 >>/922/
Ez doxx. We've got him boys.
Did you read any Asimov before?
 >>/923/
Damn, you ruined my joke about it being a cream for patting your soldiers helmet
> cinnamon flavoured
Are you going to eat that or shower with it BUD?

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 >>/921/
I remember seeing uhhhhh pictures of that fu on the russian /ttg/ back in 2020.
 >>/922/
I can't comment on the other things since I don't read nor wash myself, but please just buy some expensive headphones. I shelled 100 euros for mine 6 years ago and not only they sound much better than all the 15 euros ones I was used to cycle through, they still sound like new after all this time.

 >>/924/
> Did you read any Asimov before
Foundation
Foundation and Empire
the collection "The Complete Robot"
the collection "Robot Dreams"

 >>/925/
I thought these headphones were over ears, they're not. I lowkey might take them back and buy a more expensive pair.

 >>/925/
She was pretty popular among ruskies yea, I've seen her posted only a few times on the /wsg/ IIRC.
> buy some expensive headphones
He could've just bough superlux 681 series (whichever one) for like 20-25 pounds and it would've set him for a few years with good audio quality.
I use those and I think they're pretty much the best quality/price wise headphones.
I've found them through a polish audiophile forum lol, it's my go to source whenever I wanna buy some audio equipment since then.
 >>/926/
Damn, you've probably read more than me then. I don't think I've ever gotten through foundation, I mostly remember reading a lot of short stories.

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Don't forget to submit your vote for Bonald on the 4th of July!

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 >>/921/
She's the object of bait and switch in this webm I saw a few years back

 >>/929/
Speaking of 4th of July elections, mein father came into my room earlier today urging me to vote Reform UK, because 'they'll stop illegal immigration'

brother, they're gonna win at most 6 seats out of 650.

 >>/931/
Didn't Brexit solve illegal immigration? You guys are saved!

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 >>/929/
Wait a second, you're a doctor? What's your PHD Bonald?
 >>/930/
There's a Ricardo one as well, but I don't feel like searching for it so I'll just post this.
 >>/931/
Yea my dad would do that too. Elections truly are wonderful time in families.

 >>/932/
zomg so true. albion is saved, millions must vote acidposter.

 >>/932/
It did, now they only have legal immigration (from India) :)

 >>/935/
the illegal immigration is happening due to the refugee crisis that has been going on for over a third of my life at this point.

indians have always been able to migrate and how would brexit have changed that?

your reply has made me angry because it is silly.

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 >>/933/
> PHD Bonald
I suffer from Pussy hunger disease. I have an insatiated hunger for vagina
Posting tok related because it says #lovegirls and #lesbian (I love girls (I am a man so I cannot be lesbian but I support lesbians since they love women just as much as I do) (straight))

 >>/936/
> it is silly.
That's what it was supposed to be.
I'm not going for a politics argument, I don't think it's interesting or conductive to anything especially since I actually probably know somewhere around nothing about UK.

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 >>/937/
Can the Nekochen Truthseeker Council check this post?
I'm feeling intense doubt in the truthfulness of about 90% of its contents.

 >>/939/
Truthseeker here: He tells no lies, he loves sweet potato fries, he only has sex with guys.

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 >>/920/
I tried it out.
Say hi to my new girlfriend (she's a bit shy and wouldn't face the camera).

 >>/941/
sexhaverneko... here to taunt the rest of us 😔

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waking up at 4am and unable to get back to sleep?

~Not my problem
That's just not my problem.~~

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Time for another 5 hour Phantom Forces grind today gentlemen

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We're turning a new leaf today, no more burning pots (for a while at least)
 >>/943/
But that sounds exactly like your problem neko...
Hope you've got some more sleep.
 >>/944/
Good luck PhantomForcesNeko :)

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Playing "Become Forklift Certified - Obstacle Course" and I'm mogging all of these kids. Look at that stage/death ratio. Yeah, I have a forklift certification irl. How could you tell?

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They're doing everything to get me stop posting 15-second videos of fus dancing.
First they don't let me like toks anymore. Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail. Now HEVCs play as audio-only files...
I WILL click on every button I find till everything works again.
(It's my problem, this is just my problem)

 >>/947/
I have the exact same liking problem. You like a tok... and then the like disappears before your eyes 3 seconds later.

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Why?

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 >>/948/
Yes and the solution is to favourite them instead, but that spooks the fus...
> HEVCs play as audio-only files
This was quickly solved by enabling browser hardware acceleration
> tok is stuck on the thumbnail
If I clear the cache of toktok they start playing again, but the moment I login it goes back to square one. This happens on every browser.
Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.

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 >>/949/
b is the most realistic one
has happened to me before

 >>/946/
> How could you tell?
I couldn't because I do not know which one is the stage and which one is deaths, though I assume it's left stage middle deaths in which case congratz.
 >>/947/
 >>/948/
I haven't been able to follow and like on PC for a while at this point and I refuse to install tiktok on my phone so... I guess I'm just not gonna do it.
> Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail.
That also happens to me after I watch enough toks, it's like they try to ratelimit me lmao.

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 >>/950/
> Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.
You can still play them through tikwm, actually if you really cared you could do a quick script that grabs the id from your clipboard and opens a tikwm link but that's a bit of work and dunno if it's worth it.
 >>/951/
How the heck is b the most realistic? c is obviously the most realistic answer (in my mmr (~2000))

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 >>/953/
> How the heck is b the most realistic?
normalneko... if you don't have neuropsychiatric issues then DNI

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Anyway, friendship with toktok ended.
My new best friend? Kwai.com
All my favourite tokkers like @leticiasteidel are there!

 >>/955/
leiticiasteidel, my favourite kwaifu, is BRAPZILIAN???? !!

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 >>/954/
Me? I'm the most schizo of you all.
I have posted over ~10000 pol posts on neko, I have downloaded ~50000 toks because I love bon bye bonkers, I watch her every day, then I watch emory, then I watch chudfu and back to bon bye bonkers. I have created OC for bonbi and hate OC for bonbi. I posted normal toks, and just after that my ricardo edits of the same toks and in reverse, and in double reverse where I post 2 different ricardo edits of the same tok. You will never ever in ~1382 years come close to my schizo power.
Attaching so you know my true identity (since you're not as powerful as me and would never be able to guess).

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Just got back from the art institute (again, I am a cultured individual) and the people who were there chanting two days ago seem to have hoisted this banner outside the building. Very cool, I see that Dr. Bonald Streamer is rallying the public with his greatness!

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Just got this ad on my phone as I was watching SAVE EVROPA toks on my tiktok phone and wow, I know who I am voting for.

 >>/955/
Yooooo, that @leticiasteidel looks exactly like @funkypie_ on tiktok, what a funny coincidence.
At least he's using the no_watermark option when he's downloading them off of snaptik

 >>/958/
Lmao, the selection still in there, your voters seem to be DUMB, they did a screenshot of a file they were editing in photoshop and printed it out.
EPIC FAIL.

 >>/961/
"FUCK YOU", is what I would imagine whoever made that silly error would say to you if they were here. But, alas, whoever did that must be one of  the few million people living in my city of Chicago that are willing to live and die for Bone Streamer, our future dictator.

 >>/962/
> my city of Chicago
Yea I'm sad to inform you that Chicago has the biggest polish diaspora and they ALL vote for funkyposter. You're cooked in there. You're not even cracking the electoral threshold.

 >>/963/
I heard that Mr. Future Dictator Bone Streamer once walked up on stage and said "Dzien Dobry, polaks 😎" and they all started cheering. I think he has it in the bag

 >>/964/
> they all started cheering
That's an old Polish tradition. Whenever somebody makes a mistake so bad that we cannot contain our laughter we start cheering.
I'm sorry Bonald, you got epicly trolled by the poles again.

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I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for Nova at this point. He's hard carried Tenshi to immo 2, she openly calls him a rebound and acts like an edater with other guys she duos with? Whilst Nova is watching and giving swifteds...

Novabros... we need another egirl to lose elo for...

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 >>/966/
I would've maybe felt bad, but he's doing it out of his own volition soooooo...
Nova, if you can hear me, just a few more swifted and you can make it, Tenshi will do that with you too I'm sure :)

 >>/967/
that cute face, the NSO cosplay, the pink-ish room decoration, hello kitty backpack and a slipknot flag

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Angela (Angela) linked up with Lully (favela Angela), Say Cat (valorantchi Angela) and Ane Soch (ftm Angela)
Who did it better?

 >>/969/
homie on the right looks like a roblox character gone wrong

The Witcher 3 is literally 3 euro on steam
holy discount

I need a routine.

Someone tell me what to do every day and when. Also attach a tok so I can ignore ideas from people I dislike (90% of you tadpoles)

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 >>/972/
Eat. Swell up. Gorge. Devour. Stuff your mouth. Fill up. Indulge. Submit to hedonism.

Attaching a tok

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 >>/972/
Wake up. Do some workout. Sit at the computer and cons00m content. Eat lunch. Do a midday nap. Do a lot more workout. Watch neko streams/more content. Eat a midnight meal. Go to sleep.
Also remember to ask for Emory patreon leaks on neko somewhere in between all that (still waiting).
Attaching.

Wait, if he dislikes 90% of us, and there's only 4 of us, does it mean he dislikes 3 of us and himself in 3/5ths?

 >>/975/
Almost. I dislike myself fully, s d 2 of you only 4/5ths

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 >>/976/
Yea I'm the one you dislike fully too.
I wasn't named Mephistodevilneko for nothing 😈😈😈
Attaching so everybody knows who the most hated neko is.

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 >>/972/
Gonna wake up every day at 5:30 (the toks missing), and make breakfast then shower. Even if I'm not hungry, helps build a routine that gets me out of bed...

I just feel like I'm not doing much lately and I need more japanese ramen noodle packs to sustain myself, they're 50p at the local shop, so thats like 37 eurocents, and it's jhapanese curry ramen little prince powder.

attaching

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 >>/977/
 >>/976/
 >>/975/
I was joking. I love all the nekos, I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles, they're just taking advantage of lax moderation and being annoying.

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 >>/977/
 >>/976/
I also hate both of you fully but I am stuck here pretending I like you until tomorrow so that you vote for me in the election

 >>/980/
aint nobody voting for a guy that has to cheat in Fanum Forces

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 >>/979/
> I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles
Easy to say here, but when they were being annoying on oldneko I was actually miffed enough to not feel like posting so I dunno, I hate them a little bit?
 >>/980/
But if you're a dictator of neko you're stuck with us for the whole 4 years...
Unless you ban us as your first edict?

Attaching a tok for the furrynekos

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 >>/981/
I have not cheated in ANY video game except Huniepop 1 AND 2.

 >>/983/
> hunieslop
Thanks, I forgot about those games. Forget streaming the witness. I am gonna stream HUNIEPOP

 >>/984/
Do it. I have never gotten past like the tutorial stage in Huniepop 1.

 >>/984/
Best girl in Huniepop 1? Yeah, it's gonna have to be the asian teacher desu.

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 >>/986/
It's Audrey.

Were there any normal (non-BPD) girls in Huniepop? If so I pick that one, otherwise, none of them.

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peace, happyness and wonderful lifes to all the nekos, yes, even to my main political rival bonald.

have a great day tomorrow, and remember to vote.

 >>/988/
Tiffany was an 18 year old college girl, she seemed normal

 >>/989/
> promises stream
> leaves
Acabou...
But I hope you have a great day too neko.
 >>/990/
A bit young for me but I'd rather take that over the other BPD-maxxers there (I barely remember anymore but I remember most of them being UNHINGED)

 >>/991/
Sorry I thought it was implied I'd stream it sans a witnes stream, not like... right now.

I might stream huniepop later, but checking steam I only have huniepop cam studio on steam.

 >>/992/
> I'd stream it sans a witnes stream,
You would stream it without a witness stream?

 >>/992/
I wasn't actually serious, you can stream whenever you feel like neko.
> I only have huniepop cam studio on steam
Any pirate after 2000 don't can't torrent, all they know is steamunlocked, "watch online free", google drive, be bisexual, ask guy on discord & reddit (REQUEST).
 >>/993/
He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.

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2 new madoka videos? Blessed 🙏🙏🙏

 >>/994/^
> Pirate after 2000 can't torrent, all they know is "watch online free"
Not him but actually really funny because I only know one guy my age who knows how to torrent. Everyone else I have talked regarding it and similar subjects all say that they just look at "online movie free" to watch the newest episode of XYZ slopseries. "Yea totally bro, I go on  sitename and it's there like a few hours after it releases in the US bro."
I did think PopcornTime was a cool concept back in 2014 because it was basically a front-end GUI for a torrent client that you could browse movies as if you were on netflix and watch them streamed (as you were torrenting them), though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
I think I am the only neko born after the turn of the millenia and I am one of the biggest pirates here

 >>/994/
huniepop is on gog, i just #claude huniepop gog free download

and i install

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Doing a very long walk in the scorching heat.
Lots of younger people having fun near the water. 
This is how I feel

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 >>/996/
> though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
You can actually do this in any regular torrent client (or at least in qbit). Just apply download sequentially and download first and last parts first to the torrent and you can actually watch the movie while downloading for most files.
> spoiler
My man, I am on torrented windows, none of the software I have installed on my computer is paid for unless it's freeware, and I don't think I've ever paid more than 2-3$ for a game (so whatever I want to play and is outside of this pricerange: pirated).
If my computer ever finds its way to the authorities I'd have to pay a gigantic fine. Thankfully I do not do sus stuff so they don't care enough.
 >>/997/
Actually there's a decent alternative for people from stringent torrent law countries for gog games gog-games.to AFAIK they're safe since I've downloaded plenty from it but you know, I can't vouch for it truly since I don't host it.
 >>/998/
Just join them and have fun too neko :) Just be social :)

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Another trips for funky? Don't mind if I do 😈😈😈
LATAM supremacy.

 >>/994/
> He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.
imagine if one day i deadass turned on my stream to play some shitty golf horror game and i was in full cosplay haha

 >>/999/
yeah but you are bumfuck old buddy. to the retirement home ASAP

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 >>/1001/
I would actually clap, and then laugh myself into a coma.
 >>/1002/
Shut up zoomie, I've got at least 5 good years in me still and I will use them to beat the SHIT out of ya.

Attaching me when I finally triangulate your position.

Civ Stream where I cosplay the leader I am playing?

(I exclusively play female leaders)

Geralt's voice in hue doesn't fit him in the same way that the english one does but maybe that's because I have grown accustomed to his graveled vocal fry

unpopular opinion: the witcher 3 was so mid i havent gotten past the starting region

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 >>/1006/
It's an unpopular opinion for a reason

My mustache is extra itchy today and it's annoying me to great lengths. Acabou

streaming at 20 to.

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Sonicfu

Tomorrow to celebrate and encourage people to vote for their dictator I will be streaming many political related games.

> Democracy 4
> Democracy 3: Africa
> The Political Process
> The Political Machine 2020
> some sim I like that I forget the name of
And then to cap it all off we will be releasing the emory patreon archive.

4pm UK time start.

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 >>/1012/
Here's something you deserve for all of your hard work

 >>/1013/
ATTACH A TOK RIGHT NOW SO I KNOW WHO SENT THIS

 >>/1012/
Nice. We're getting so much CONTENT today.
 >>/1014/
It's obviously Bonald, your mortal enemy.

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> gets back from twitch con
> immediately starts streaming on a competitor
I hope she got paid a bag for this, because it wont grow her channel

 >>/1016/
Twitch is old news, get with the times buddy, we're all on noice for years now.
It's like if you were browsing tiktok for your favorite kwaifus in 2024...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_rTSMDoV80
Polish sounds like THIS? Brooooooooooo...

I have FIXED my microphone on OBS

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Pokémon GO to the polls

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 >>/1020/
you have your posters
I have a 4 hour, cosplay, SA/SO, vtuber, #claude stream coming up.

pretty sure my way is gonna win

 >>/1021/
wtf is she doing with her tongue in the end??? looks like it has a mind of its own and tried to escape it's master

 >>/1022/
:P

Well then, I have done an average of 12.5x5 squats on one leg with +10kg.
My legs have gotten really strong it seems (or 5 days of no workout helped).
Hope you're doing your workouts nekos :)

Just finished watching this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=YW3jL2gI9IE
Imagine the power you could have if you did this but just changed the word to "cosplay"
Actually scary to imagine. Powers untold, were I to still care about finding new fus

 >>/1025/
> Actually scary to imagine.
You can basically do the same in app if you train the algo correctly.
What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.

 >>/1026/
> if you train the algo correctly.
It will always try to show you unrelated things just because it thinks you might like it. It's not the same as in the video

> Dude with a deep voice, potbelly and 5'oclock shadow on LGDQ+
> (SHE/THEY)

 >>/1028/
Well, it is in the name neko.

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 >>/1029/
Blue Man Group member in full beard with the pronouns she/her

 >>/1030/
He's struggling with the puzzle.
Acabou.
Should've been playing a bit more of THE WITNESS BUD.

 >>/1030/
wait nvm I misunderstood the name plates this is a he/him

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 >>/1032/
How about theym in the background though?

 >>/1033/
both him and the dude reading donations are fraudmaxxing pillmunching genderswapcels

 >>/1033/
rekiposter be like: what's their @???

 >>/1035/
HAHAAHAHAHAH CARALHO

> this guy has a WIFE

 >>/1035/
NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
 >>/1037/
Yea his wife looks like the he/they I've posted (but pronouns she/they)

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average he/they

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average she/her

> the only normal pronouns on the couch is the light-skinned black man
LMAO

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> Helix (They/She)

 >>/1042/
What's they're @?

 >>/1042/
WOULD

 >>/1044/
I actually don't want to know what you would.

 >>/1045/
I would berry my excalibur so deep in they/her that whomever could pull it out would be king arthur

 >>/1046/
Grim (he's got a replica of a sword on his wall and we still haven't watched the wolfhound)

 >>/1047/
it's an reference, you obviously aren't a big enough fan to understand it

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dota 2 is his TORMENT, and he needs to OVERCOME IT. bravo master avellone.

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 >>/1026/
> What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.
After trying to fix the 'stuck on thumbnail' issue by logging out a billion times, clearing the cache and overall nuking my browserm my 'puter fyp is significantly better, all the movieclips vanished and it's almost nothing but cosplayers now. Nearly as good as the marvelous fyp I have on my phone. I very much recommend (You) to do it too.
Too bad I can't watch them most of the time as they're stuck on the thumbnail (I believe the rate limit theory, sometimes it just works, sometimes it doesn't)

10 minutes till streame

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> average tenshi duo

results from the political tests

libsharks control the elections

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And the race has BEGUN!
Good luck everyone!
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRvNv3g6

> 8 votes for Bone in less than a minute
nice bot

> 115 votes for bonald in 10 seconds

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> Loses the election
> Calls cheats
Not my problem
That's just not my problem

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Bonald is really taking after his namesake, he's using russians to rig the election...

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I drew the link to my book club on the 'cebook and those grannies all seem to LOVE Boni

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BOARD GAME CLUBBERS

RISE UP
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CHAMANDO TODOS DOS MACACOS DO BRASIL
OUÇA-ME! EU PRECISO DA SUA AJUDA AGORA
VÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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> Voting limit has been reached.
Acabou. Acidposter has won the election through FRAUD. It's so acabou...

TURN ON CNN, BONALD INSURGENTS HAVE STORMED NEKOCITY

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You have stolen the dictatorship title for the last time, Acidneko. Prepare to die.

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I refuse to share power with a LATAMposter.

 >>/1065/
> I refuse to share power with a LATAMposter.
> LATAM
> Lower Anglo Territory And Midlands
Acid is literally a LATAMfu, neko. Pot calling the kettle black...

 >>/1066/
First off, very nice digits when discussing england haha. 
Secondly, acid isn't from the lower anglo territory OR midlands, true acid fans know she's from up north

 >>/1067/
> She isn't LATAM
Acabou

 >>/99516/
thank you friend, i will click the link right now

Yea so I basically missed the last 6 hours of my life.
I hope you've had fun nekos though. I guess I lost the election :(

 >>/1070/
Did you have a 6 hour long nap?

Trackmania Sunrise on LGDQ+
> No pronouns listed
The Trackmaniacs are fighting against the agenda

 >>/1072/
i like his FRENCH accent, i also think he's especially good at the turns, his ROTATION is always on point

To celebrate my re-election as dictator, I'm gonna blogpost.

There's a french guy at board game club. I don't know if he's a transmania speedrunner though.

> 200 dollar donation from Chaz Princeton: Greetings from the UK, 2nd time attending this fantastic event, I just wanted to say congratulations to my friend Bonaldina on her transition

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 >>/1070/
There was nothing to miss.
Broadcasterneko booted up his stream, rambled about how much he hates BLM and Tenshi for 2 hours and then just left.

 >>/1076/
gonna make my roblox character look like her
 >>/1075/
^-^*

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NO DRAMA
JUST SIR KEIR STARMER

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish the greens and lib dems had more

 >>/1078/
Holy shit people were tired of the tories

 >>/1079/
literally all Keir had to do was... exist.
The conservatives shot themselves in the foot time and time again over the last 5 years.

 >>/1078/
Someone better at photoshop could edit this so it's Boni with 410 seats and Acid on 131. Just a suggestion...

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NO DRAMA
JUST SIR BONE STREAMER
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish Senhor Penis (SNP) and Funkerton had more

 >>/1078/
> spoiler
if only there was something you could've done to make that happen

> Tenshi's noice exclusive stream has TWENTY TWO viewers

 >>/1082/
I-its just an exit poll. Acid can still win!

 >>/1084/
26 viewers now. She is literally climbing the ranks of this site. She will be AMONGST THE GREATS.
I am creating an account so I can participate in her chat experience and so that I can proudly call myself one of her first 100 followers (currently she is at a budding 70 followers! I missed out on being le hecking sex number 69 but I can be the 1 to her 70, if you get what I mean!)

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 >>/1087/
> She is literally climbing the ranks of this site
The website has 9 streamers and she's the one with the most viewers. She can't climb any higher!!
As I went to fetch a screenshot of that, she dropped to <20 viewers and is no longer on top. I'll attach a random tok instead :D

 >>/1088/
I saw Aurora live, great experience
She makes music for the girlboss in us

 >>/1071/
I've had a 6 hour digging a ditch for the electrical cable experience
It was a family favor in case you wanna know, lets just say hopefully I will not have to do any favors anymore for a long while.
 >>/1076/
That's so funny lmao. I will believe this is what happened.