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I took an early sleepy yesterday and instead of getting up early I was sleeping for over 11 hours...
 >>/860/
> 25 views per like ratio
> I redid my math and over half her toks are on the 60 views per like ratio
I was interested in how a good ratio looks like so I decided to do the maths on (my old data (because I do not update the counts in cache) of) funky and her total average comes out to ~6 but she's got some videos in 20-40 range and the highest I can see is ~49.
I dunno where I'm going with this but I guess you're right, that would be a pretty awful ratio if she's consistently pulling ~25, since ~10 is an average for big funky videos and you obviously get worse ratio with big reach ones.
 >>/865/
I can still post susu, she's probably a lesbian and tormented... I dunno about any other tokfus I post...
Truly Bonald poster is the most TORMENTED of us all.









if you were a super simp, why the fuck would you donate swifted? lets say you genuinely wanted to give tenshi money, donate to her paypal link? why give jeff bezos 50% of your dono






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Whilst nekochen was falling to the tadpoles, what did 'Bonald' do? Streamed HENTAI all day.

What did Acidposter do?
Made this board that all the nekos now use.

When problems happen, Bonald runs and hides, Acidposter faces them head on, with a stomach full of donuts and a smile on his heterosexual face.

Vote Acidposter for the Dictatorship, keep the good times going.

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I am never voting for Boniposter, he calls me names all the time...
Funkyposter on the other hand? Great taste in anime waifus, great taste in tokfus, physically fit, biggest height-wise, he's my candidate :)


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What the neko? After I went to the pub I took a detour to the Art Institute (I am an artneko, kind of like Jake Gyllenhaal in that one movie) and when I got out just a minute ago, I saw that there are a bunch of people protesting??? They had signs and all, I managed to sneak a photo but this is what they were advocating for. They were also chanting some hypnotic song, from what I remember it went like this:
We want Bonald, he's our man
He can save us, yes he can!























 >>/906/
Yea I've burnt my dinner and now I got a pot to clean, been cleaning it for the last 30 minutes...
It's not like I didn't even put on the timer, this time I just forgot that I was supposed to turn it off when I walked out. I think I might have early onset of dementia.










Just got home, jeez what a day. I got a great #haul though. Might post a picture if you're interested
 >>/915/
I'm retired from the roblox scene.
 >>/916/
northern "worst streamer from ontario" lion back at it again with another completely average milk toast take.






 >>/922/
forgot to describe what it is
3 books
> Arkady and Boris Strugatsky: Hard To Be a God
> Issac Asimov: Foundation's Edge
> Tsubasa Yamaguchi: Blue Period (vol 2)

> New Headphones

> Some vegan, handmade shaving cream
I always buy the bottled deodorant can style stuff from supermarkets, it was 50% off so I figured I'd try it out
> New Shampoo Bar
I like this companies shampoo stuff, so I went with a cinnamon flavoured one this time.


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 >>/921/
I remember seeing uhhhhh pictures of that fu on the russian /ttg/ back in 2020.
 >>/922/
I can't comment on the other things since I don't read nor wash myself, but please just buy some expensive headphones. I shelled 100 euros for mine 6 years ago and not only they sound much better than all the 15 euros ones I was used to cycle through, they still sound like new after all this time.



 >>/925/
She was pretty popular among ruskies yea, I've seen her posted only a few times on the /wsg/ IIRC.
> buy some expensive headphones
He could've just bough superlux 681 series (whichever one) for like 20-25 pounds and it would've set him for a few years with good audio quality.
I use those and I think they're pretty much the best quality/price wise headphones.
I've found them through a polish audiophile forum lol, it's my go to source whenever I wanna buy some audio equipment since then.
 >>/926/
Damn, you've probably read more than me then. I don't think I've ever gotten through foundation, I mostly remember reading a lot of short stories.



 >>/929/
Speaking of 4th of July elections, mein father came into my room earlier today urging me to vote Reform UK, because 'they'll stop illegal immigration'

brother, they're gonna win at most 6 seats out of 650.





 >>/935/
the illegal immigration is happening due to the refugee crisis that has been going on for over a third of my life at this point.

indians have always been able to migrate and how would brexit have changed that?

your reply has made me angry because it is silly.

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 >>/933/
> PHD Bonald
I suffer from Pussy hunger disease. I have an insatiated hunger for vagina
Posting tok related because it says #lovegirls and #lesbian (I love girls (I am a man so I cannot be lesbian but I support lesbians since they love women just as much as I do) (straight))

 >>/936/
> it is silly.
That's what it was supposed to be.
I'm not going for a politics argument, I don't think it's interesting or conductive to anything especially since I actually probably know somewhere around nothing about UK.









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They're doing everything to get me stop posting 15-second videos of fus dancing.
First they don't let me like toks anymore. Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail. Now HEVCs play as audio-only files...
I WILL click on every button I find till everything works again.
(It's my problem, this is just my problem)



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 >>/948/
Yes and the solution is to favourite them instead, but that spooks the fus...
> HEVCs play as audio-only files
This was quickly solved by enabling browser hardware acceleration
> tok is stuck on the thumbnail
If I clear the cache of toktok they start playing again, but the moment I login it goes back to square one. This happens on every browser.
Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.


 >>/946/
> How could you tell?
I couldn't because I do not know which one is the stage and which one is deaths, though I assume it's left stage middle deaths in which case congratz.
 >>/947/
 >>/948/
I haven't been able to follow and like on PC for a while at this point and I refuse to install tiktok on my phone so... I guess I'm just not gonna do it.
> Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail.
That also happens to me after I watch enough toks, it's like they try to ratelimit me lmao.

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 >>/950/
> Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.
You can still play them through tikwm, actually if you really cared you could do a quick script that grabs the id from your clipboard and opens a tikwm link but that's a bit of work and dunno if it's worth it.
 >>/951/
How the heck is b the most realistic? c is obviously the most realistic answer (in my mmr (~2000))




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 >>/954/
Me? I'm the most schizo of you all.
I have posted over ~10000 pol posts on neko, I have downloaded ~50000 toks because I love bon bye bonkers, I watch her every day, then I watch emory, then I watch chudfu and back to bon bye bonkers. I have created OC for bonbi and hate OC for bonbi. I posted normal toks, and just after that my ricardo edits of the same toks and in reverse, and in double reverse where I post 2 different ricardo edits of the same tok. You will never ever in ~1382 years come close to my schizo power.
Attaching so you know my true identity (since you're not as powerful as me and would never be able to guess).

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Just got back from the art institute (again, I am a cultured individual) and the people who were there chanting two days ago seem to have hoisted this banner outside the building. Very cool, I see that Dr. Bonald Streamer is rallying the public with his greatness!




 >>/961/
"FUCK YOU", is what I would imagine whoever made that silly error would say to you if they were here. But, alas, whoever did that must be one of  the few million people living in my city of Chicago that are willing to live and die for Bone Streamer, our future dictator.

 >>/962/
> my city of Chicago
Yea I'm sad to inform you that Chicago has the biggest polish diaspora and they ALL vote for funkyposter. You're cooked in there. You're not even cracking the electoral threshold.


 >>/964/
> they all started cheering
That's an old Polish tradition. Whenever somebody makes a mistake so bad that we cannot contain our laughter we start cheering.
I'm sorry Bonald, you got epicly trolled by the poles again.

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I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for Nova at this point. He's hard carried Tenshi to immo 2, she openly calls him a rebound and acts like an edater with other guys she duos with? Whilst Nova is watching and giving swifteds...

Novabros... we need another egirl to lose elo for...








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 >>/972/
Wake up. Do some workout. Sit at the computer and cons00m content. Eat lunch. Do a midday nap. Do a lot more workout. Watch neko streams/more content. Eat a midnight meal. Go to sleep.
Also remember to ask for Emory patreon leaks on neko somewhere in between all that (still waiting).
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 >>/972/
Gonna wake up every day at 5:30 (the toks missing), and make breakfast then shower. Even if I'm not hungry, helps build a routine that gets me out of bed...

I just feel like I'm not doing much lately and I need more japanese ramen noodle packs to sustain myself, they're 50p at the local shop, so thats like 37 eurocents, and it's jhapanese curry ramen little prince powder.

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 >>/979/
> I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles
Easy to say here, but when they were being annoying on oldneko I was actually miffed enough to not feel like posting so I dunno, I hate them a little bit?
 >>/980/
But if you're a dictator of neko you're stuck with us for the whole 4 years...
Unless you ban us as your first edict?

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 >>/989/
> promises stream
> leaves
Acabou...
But I hope you have a great day too neko.
 >>/990/
A bit young for me but I'd rather take that over the other BPD-maxxers there (I barely remember anymore but I remember most of them being UNHINGED)



 >>/992/
I wasn't actually serious, you can stream whenever you feel like neko.
> I only have huniepop cam studio on steam
Any pirate after 2000 don't can't torrent, all they know is steamunlocked, "watch online free", google drive, be bisexual, ask guy on discord & reddit (REQUEST).
 >>/993/
He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.


 >>/994/^
> Pirate after 2000 can't torrent, all they know is "watch online free"
Not him but actually really funny because I only know one guy my age who knows how to torrent. Everyone else I have talked regarding it and similar subjects all say that they just look at "online movie free" to watch the newest episode of XYZ slopseries. "Yea totally bro, I go on  sitename and it's there like a few hours after it releases in the US bro."
I did think PopcornTime was a cool concept back in 2014 because it was basically a front-end GUI for a torrent client that you could browse movies as if you were on netflix and watch them streamed (as you were torrenting them), though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
I think I am the only neko born after the turn of the millenia and I am one of the biggest pirates here



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 >>/996/
> though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
You can actually do this in any regular torrent client (or at least in qbit). Just apply download sequentially and download first and last parts first to the torrent and you can actually watch the movie while downloading for most files.
> spoiler
My man, I am on torrented windows, none of the software I have installed on my computer is paid for unless it's freeware, and I don't think I've ever paid more than 2-3$ for a game (so whatever I want to play and is outside of this pricerange: pirated).
If my computer ever finds its way to the authorities I'd have to pay a gigantic fine. Thankfully I do not do sus stuff so they don't care enough.
 >>/997/
Actually there's a decent alternative for people from stringent torrent law countries for gog games gog-games.to AFAIK they're safe since I've downloaded plenty from it but you know, I can't vouch for it truly since I don't host it.
 >>/998/
Just join them and have fun too neko :) Just be social :)













Tomorrow to celebrate and encourage people to vote for their dictator I will be streaming many political related games.

> Democracy 4
> Democracy 3: Africa
> The Political Process
> The Political Machine 2020
> some sim I like that I forget the name of
And then to cap it all off we will be releasing the emory patreon archive.

4pm UK time start.












Well then, I have done an average of 12.5x5 squats on one leg with +10kg.
My legs have gotten really strong it seems (or 5 days of no workout helped).
Hope you're doing your workouts nekos :)


























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 >>/1026/
> What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.
After trying to fix the 'stuck on thumbnail' issue by logging out a billion times, clearing the cache and overall nuking my browserm my 'puter fyp is significantly better, all the movieclips vanished and it's almost nothing but cosplayers now. Nearly as good as the marvelous fyp I have on my phone. I very much recommend (You) to do it too.
Too bad I can't watch them most of the time as they're stuck on the thumbnail (I believe the rate limit theory, sometimes it just works, sometimes it doesn't)

























> 200 dollar donation from Chaz Princeton: Greetings from the UK, 2nd time attending this fantastic event, I just wanted to say congratulations to my friend Bonaldina on her transition












 >>/1084/
26 viewers now. She is literally climbing the ranks of this site. She will be AMONGST THE GREATS.
I am creating an account so I can participate in her chat experience and so that I can proudly call myself one of her first 100 followers (currently she is at a budding 70 followers! I missed out on being le hecking sex number 69 but I can be the 1 to her 70, if you get what I mean!)

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 >>/1087/
> She is literally climbing the ranks of this site
The website has 9 streamers and she's the one with the most viewers. She can't climb any higher!!
As I went to fetch a screenshot of that, she dropped to <20 viewers and is no longer on top. I'll attach a random tok instead :D


 >>/1071/
I've had a 6 hour digging a ditch for the electrical cable experience
It was a family favor in case you wanna know, lets just say hopefully I will not have to do any favors anymore for a long while.
 >>/1076/
That's so funny lmao. I will believe this is what happened.



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 >>/1091/
That's a big swing, I was thinking recently that the politics has became literally red vs blue (in US and in my country too pretty much), as in people will vote for their team and only a few percent of the voters actually care about what they're saying or doing. Guess it's not so applicable here.
 >>/1092/
> What's on the agenda today, agendabros?
Probably resting for most of the day, since my back and legs are donezo.

 >>/1092/
Mein Agendafu for today is
> wake up
> play the hitman escalation conor mcgregor level
[I AM HERE]
> make a big hecking scrumptious luncheon
> prepare for my vampire: the masquerade chronicle
> shitpost online about Sir Keir Starmer
> sleep









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I had no idea Geralt's horse, Roach, was named after the fish until I tried looking up why his name is Carpeado in huezilian
Turns out that it's original name is Płotka and the english name localization is Roach (the fish in the Carp family) because of it

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 >>/1103/
Totally forgot it's a thing but you're right. They would've done a better job if they've just chosen a traditionally female pet name.
I assume Roach has connotations of it being a shortening for cockroach(male), while in polish the original name (Płotka) is not a very traditional pet name, but, it's undeniably a female pet name. Also it implies affection towards the pet since the name is "diminutive" by definition.
Blogpost polish lesson over and out.

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> Posters whose IP addresses have not been previously seen are blocked due to spam.

> If you've been unintentionally caught by this filter, please email asturdyemail4 (at) gmail.com and include your public IP address.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The funny part? I've posted there last year AND I have a public polish IP that's definitely not on any VPN lists AND it's a stable IP.
Guess my career of posting on the cave is over. So sad.

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 >>/1104/
I read someone saying that the reason it being a fish is that there are "more fish in the sea" and he shouldn't get too attached to his horses, hence why they all have that name.
And then someone replied "Which is ironic because roaches live in fresh water, not seas" Ka ka ka!
 >>/1105/
All the data was probably forgotten when the site went down in april given that my vpn was suddenly unbanned by the time it came up after like 1.5 weeks of downtime
If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses

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 >>/1106/
I haven't read the books so it's possible, he's got that kind of character. Also about "more fish in the sea" there's no such idiom in polish, at best "there's more where that came from" could be used that way (and has a direct translation). 😈
> If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses
I have not posted once since... Probably since I left, maybe I've posted once or twice in december? I don't remember now but I'm pretty sure I have not been posting this year.
WAIT WTF, YOU CAN SEE WHAT SOMEONE WRITES WHEN THEY ENABLE REALTIME.
FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
>  >unwrittenpostnumber
It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.


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 >>/1107/
> WAIT WTF, YOU CAN SEE WHAT SOMEONE WRITES WHEN THEY ENABLE REALTIME.
> FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
>  >>unwrittenpostnumber
> It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.
This neko had a schizophrenic episode mid post






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oh wait I can see you writing it right now
> I still haven't posted anything about being caught on liveposting nya hahahaha No you can't see me i'm a different person there's MILLIONS of us
Yeah I figured, but I see it nonetheless

 >>/1114/
Did not see this post being livewritten, only the one currently in making by the third guy (did not want to be called a neko)
> Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve at th
> Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve
So true







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 >>/1121/
There's an Enable realtime checkbox at the bottom where the layouts are.
I have no idea how well it works though, whenever more than one person writes it seems to shit itself pretty hard lmao.

> the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time
STOP INSULTING HIM BUDDY OKAY?
YEA? FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BABY NEKO



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 >>/1123/
> the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time
I did no such thing, I started writing just as I posted "if someone can see this"
 >>/1124/
> I miss meguca...
me too. Wish I was smart enough to figure out how to set it up at a hosting service because I wouldnt mind paying








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 >>/1133/
> maldito
Is it like someone who gets really angry?
ESSA MULTO MALDITO!!!!! (that's how I imagine someone would say he's really angry in spanish, rate my translation 0-10/10)

I've found the instagram funkies (they were not hidden, I've had them all the time, I just never post them because they're in a different folder)
OH SHIT I CAN SEE THEM 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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This version (if it worked correctly) would be probably much funnier. 
It's more schizoid inducing when someone posts a bunch of stuff live, then deletes it and doesn't post anything, not even a post number is left so you could not know if someone is just making it up or not.
STOP INSULTING ME OKAY BUDDY I JUST WANT TO WRITE MY BLOGPOST IN PEACE























 >>/1155/
this girl is so cute and dancing. i- would really appreciate it if one of you posted the emory patreon leaks archive i know you bastards are holding out on me, this bullying of newnekos has gone on much too much, much too long












 >>/1169/
I already own it, and have read it. It wouldn't be a Chaz suggestion if I hadn't already seen it, right???

I loved the short stories but I wouldn't get into blood of elves (the actual novel start) at all.

Oh, and I defeated Conor McGregor yesterday in Hitman. It was very disappointing.

You stop the fight, ask the tech CEO to let you fight for him, and then you press FOUR buttons in a very slow quick time event, and you kill a world champion in 4 punches.

Bravo Hitman.




























Scandinavian Neko that isn't from Denmark, I have an american friend (female) who is wanting to move to europe and she believes sweden is the easiest country to move to.

Your response?
Before you ask, she is fat.



 >>/1201/
Isn't it actually pretty hard to get a stay visa unless you're going to a uni there?
I dunno how it is in Sweden but I'm pretty sure aside from a vacation visa, we do not have any "free travel" agreements with Americans.

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I can't stop thinking about frisbees, I think I'm going to get a shower and sprint to the big mall 10km to buy some shirts and cleats.
 >>/1198/
> Aberração
I told (You) while liveposting that (You) were writing it wrong, it's your fault you didn't see it...
 >>/1202/
> aside from a vacation visa
It's very hard to get kicked out of any EU country, you'll get a letter telling you have to leave but it's not like anyone will check if you actually did.
The way people do here when they want to immigrate, is that they get a looong vacation visa and then uhhhh they either get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay, or they remain unemployed and the gov lets them stay either way :D


 >>/1203/
> get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay
I never got a job here where I didn't have to provide proper documents (either my ID, or in the case of other visa-people, they've had to provide passports and documentation that they're allowed to work here, talked with those too). 
It's possible, I know it's possible everywhere, but those kind of jobs are really bad and it's much harder to evade taxes here IMO.
Also I don't know if there's any naturalization law like in US, probably not and the whole healthcare system is public so almost no funny business if you don't have the ID-number that lets you use it.
I dunno, I feel it's actually much harder to be an illegal here than in US since there's nobody that will root for you like there where you have big organizations that specifically target helping those.
Maybe in the west or scandi it's different though.











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Hey dumbasses, look at this tok
You cannot earnestly tell me that you would rather see this same amount of tummy but ABOVE the navel, where its all uneven and shit because of the rib cage indentations compared to the more elusive lower abdominal muscles and hips
If you do, you are GAY

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 >>/1216/
> If you do, you are GAY
Projection.
> where its all uneven and shit because of the rib cage indentations compared to the more elusive lower abdominal muscles and hips
Maybe on your fus BUDDY.
At this point just admit it you want to watch the mons pubis and don't care about the tummy.


 >>/1214/
I assume you weren't there. He was saying he's been harassed FOR MONTHS, that people follow him around and dox him, that someone goes into tenshi chat every stream to harass him.

We just bullied him once... And Tenshi LAUGHED at him.
But you call Tenshi boosted once? INSTA BAN


 >>/1219/
I was not, but I assume he's referring to that one night you were making fun of him. 
I've told you, you should stop gangstalking him, he's going mental now, it's been YEARS at this point, you've been following him for DECADES.



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 >>/1222/
Buddy gets trips and doesn't even elaborate on the blogpost.
Shameful display.

Do you nekos watch YT on your phone? My newpipe hasn't been working for the last week, came back just now, seems like YT is trying to freeze out the external apps somehow but I've got no idea how. I even looked up revanced but I'm too lazy to compile a whole app just for the 20-30 minutes daily when I eat my lunch.


lmao the nonbinary guy running BGC online this week rage quit because he got the game's evil team wrong, and now we can't play because his premium account needs to be in the lobby to keep it running



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 >>/1227/
They/them (pic related, looks like this), literally said they're logging off because they're in too much of a bad mood to keep playing.

Didn't just afk in the lobby so the rest of us could play, which they've done in the past when they didnt want to play, literally straight up, I was wrong and none of you believed me so you ALL can't play.

This is like. in town of salem, you saying 7 is GF, but it turns out 3 is GF, and then you rage quit the lobby.

 >>/1228/
> I look like that and do that
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRR
This post aged like milk.
 >>/1229/
> looks like this
It's a afab I assume? In that case, it's going to be fine, otherwise, grim.
I am taking my toys and leaving, GOOD LUCK BUDDY. (You've made they/them uncomfortable by being a he/him, sorry, do better next time)

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 >>/1230/
it's AMAB, he gets mad when people call him a he (it's literally one guy who does it every time because he's kinda slow)

But all fat people kinda look like agender blobs, hence the picture.


NEW Toxic.Boosted.
Also she's live
noice.com/tenshi
(also available on other streaming platforms)

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 >>/1231/
> AMAB
Grim. Over. NGMI. If it wasn't for the mental case then maybe (since you can always lose wait) but there's been too much ingestion of critical theory there.
> not Ayane_Tenshi
Not interested, old Tenshi is old news.
> what if he can't accept he'll always be second to Phoenix
Not even worth it to comment on that.










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 >>/1241/
> I like this tok :)
You were tricked into liking a Madoka Magica cosplay tok! Huzzah! Now your will be lowered for the inevitable Madoka Magica marathon session this upcoming autumn/winter when we watch all 12 episodes and accompanying movie sequel in one go, as to best prepare ourselves for the upcoming movie Madoka Magica: Walpurgisnacht!
Roughly how many hours are left until the movie releases, I hear you say. Well, fret no more, neko, as you can find the syncwatch timer in the following post!  >>/35020/


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 >>/1243/
> 4579:35:14 / 8764:00:00
and now I have tricked you into relaying informação desconhecido to me, a very valuable artifact that I would not alone be able to attain without your assistance. Heh, today you are in the palm of my hand.
Less than 4185 hours left!!!










 >>/1251/
> it was like 60
60 is a good bench tbh. Sure, compared to people that rigorously work out its not that much but I still think of it as a good marker of strength
Whenever I go on my long breaks from working out, 60 kg is always my bench max for the first week, then after that I start climbing the 2.5s towards 70kg

 >>/1254/
That was after like 2-3 months of training and I was not exactly untrained, I was already doing 10*25 pushups or whatever back then.
Though let's be honest, I didn't know wtf I was doing back then and I was pretty bad at keeping consistent schedule. The only thing keeping me afloat back then was newbie gains.




 >>/1258/
From what I read it seems to have come from an abbreviation of velho (old man) but has turned into being used as dude/bro in a jovial manner between friends, yeah
Had no idea and had to look it up cus the guy who keeps following me into custom games and posting my full name keeps saying "eae vei" to me. I thought this was a death threat....






I can't remember if I ate anything but 2 slices of toast today
We are SO back on the anorexia grind. It has been bleak the last week or two so with me eating at maintenance every day but now we are back to misery




 >>/1268/
I thought that might be the case, at least slowly, meaning that I am still losing fat but just not at the same fat/weight ratio as before. Though it would be strange since you dont usually lose mass just because you havent worked out for 2 weeks
Who knows. Simplest solution is probably just that my self-criticism is firing louder than usual

 >>/1269/
> you dont usually lose mass just because you havent worked out for 2 weeks
Yea but you're also starving yourself so that's not usual.
> Simplest solution is probably just that my self-criticism is firing louder than usual
Maybe, I mean I have days where I just feel fat because of the energy levels being down and stuff.
It's just hard to say since I've never been able to go really low on bf%, I assume it's really really hard though.


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 >>/1271/
> whenever I bend forward and see that the fat on my body bunches up
Kinda cope but that pretty much always happens afaik, you're going to see it happen even if you're at 8%, maybe at 3% or something when you're literally a skeleton it won't.
I will be happy when it subsides enough for the muscles below to show, which probably is years from now since I've been at 73kg and I still had the stupid fucking belly pouch lmao.

Wasn't this your favorite cos? She made ANOTHER BATCH


 >>/1272/
> But that pretty much always happens
Yeah, and thus I will never be satisfied.
> that cos
its so kino. I love the colours so, the wig, the makeup. The audios have been verkackt but I can forget those


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 >>/1274/
> I love the colours so, the wig, the makeup
I've got no idea what's the difference between this one and the other ones of hers (especially since she did all 3 powerpuff girls) for you but I'm fine with not understanding.
> The audios have been verkackt but I can forget those
I dunno, maybe it's the audios I choose, she's got a lot of these toks so I don't post every single one.
 >>/1275/
I didn't even know she was named emrenei before, I only know her as em.fox and I was never interested.
Yea I remembered correctly, she has an OF...

 >>/1273/
Number 1 Shrivix fan EU West here.

She made a story a few days ago that she was accepted into the clinic she was waiting for, for her health issues, so she's finally gonna get the help she requires.

Also, it is her birthday tomorrow and she is turning 23.

Also, she is German.

that rounds up today's epic shrivix facts.



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 >>/1274/
> Yeah, and thus I will never be satisfied.
Almost forgot to call you MENTAL ILLNESS NEKO. 
Actually it's pretty funny because the only thing I've been holding onto recently and with great success is my workout schedule, because I have a mental image of looking like a greek statue and I refuse to let go of it.
 >>/1277/
> Number 1 Shrivix fan EU West here.
Yea but are you the biggest Shrivix fan? We will never know because he REFUSES to buy the FUCKING batteries
> she's finally gonna get the help she requires
Hopefully...


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 >>/1276/
Wait, emfox has an onlyfans? Pogchamp *eyes bulge out of sockets* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA, im spending ALL my money.
 >>/1280/
I am going to the shops later today, I will buy batteries THEN, meaning tomorrow I'll wait myself in the morning and post the true honest wait here on /neko/ and you will all feel disappointed in me as I have likely gained wait/stagnated once again. And then I will feel social pressure to do better and I will and I'll look like a gay greek statue (of a woman, because I am trans)

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 >>/1282/
> Wait, emfox has an onlyfans?
I (ME) (newnekotadpole) could pretend that I didn't know, You KNEW for SURE.
> I have likely gained wait/stagnated once again
Most probable outcome: You've been keeping the wait at about the same level +/- 1kg, I'm pretty sure human body is really good at keeping certain level of homeostasis.
Well at least mine tries really hard to keep me at certain weightpoints it seems (day to day, and throughout the day).

Attaching a tok of what I would say when YOU TALK ABOUT GAY STUFF AGAIN (directed at Boniposter)

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 >>/1283/
Oh I knew, I follow her on instagram so I see her post about it occasionally, granted I don't archive her stuff because I only really like her Asuka cosplay. She's the 2nd best Asuka, fr fr.

You also didn't respond to my funnybait, I posted a jpg of EmQ but claimed it was EmFox. Hahahaha, this is so funny, it laughed me so hard that it counts as a legitimate caloric burning exercise (skinny kingdom, here I come)

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 >>/1284/
> You also didn't respond to my funnybait, I posted a jpg of EmQ but claimed it was EmFox.
That's because I barely know them, I actually thought it's strange but I thought it might be an old picture of hers or something.
Like, I saw that picture before, it probably was captioned correctly too, I just barely remember stuff like that because I'm pretty sure it was on the cave.
> granted I don't archive her stuff
I dunno, there's one part of me that wants to archive a lot of stuff but then I will also never ever post or even watch any of it so... What's the point?
Maybe I should just LET GO

















Dreamt that Chaz was streaming some shooter game and managed to clutch a round by getting a triple collat on 2 pro players and one third in one short spray
They all raided him within the next 15 min, he got like 1100 viewers from the whole ordeal


 >>/1303/
He was using a silenced M4A1 and just cleaned house with them on the capture point
His chat was too powerful and he had no mods to clean it up or snap their necks. It was total chaos. Anarchy. Lawlessness


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 >>/1304/
> His chat was too powerful and he had no mods to clean it up or snap their necks. 
Acabou, he should mod somebody just so that does not happen when he inevitably becomes a BIG STREAMER.
 >>/1305/
> i just woke up and my DAY is RUINED life is NOT WONDERFUL
Don't worry RP (Riot Points), I'm sure this dream was prophetic and you will have to carry Tenshi soon.

Attaching another Ari  as I am AP.

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I was thinking about it and it seems like I have little to no option than to powershart to 100 kilos pretty much...
The only other option is to cut now, lose like 5 kilos, look like dyel and still powershart to ~95.
It's over, I think I'll be dyel forever...

























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 >>/1327/
Wait a fucking second, that's not the title of the tok, it was "7390080882167614753 bellydancing Mitsuri!! (LETS GO TO THE FINALS, NL ���⚽️⚽️) fake body #mitsuricosplay#mitsuri#dan".
BUDDY IS LOSING IT

Also good morning, no new toks.

I realised I forgot to tell you guys life is wonderful today.

I woke up, before my alarm, the sky is gray, the world is cold, it shall rain.
Life is still wonderful, because I said it is.
 >>/1332/
I uploaded that BEFORE she uploaded it to TikTok. So how could I have known what the title was going to be?

*moves my pawn to F6*
check.

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 >>/1333/
> I realised I forgot to tell you guys life is wonderful today.
My life on the other hand is AWFUL because somebody decided to NOT post a TOK with the TRIPS.
> I uploaded that BEFORE she uploaded it to TikTok.
I do not check upload times, I've been barely remembering to run my script recently.

> *moves my pawn to F6*
> check.
I don't play chess, sorry.

I'll let you borrow my tok to fix YOUR mistake.
#unsteal

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Life isn't wonderful after all. My dog might have cancer...

She's being scheduled for an operation where they'll cut her open to thoroughly check, but if she does have cancer and it's spread internally and so they can't remove it, we're probably going to have to put her down...




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 >>/1336/
It's okay, at least I'm trying to be hopeful. She's not in pain, she's acting how she always does, and it being cancer is just a worry because they've already tested and treated for the other possible causes. It's just a lump in her leg, possibly a tumour given the idea that it might be cancer.

She's going into surgery next week, they're gonna remove the 'tumour' and also thoroughly check to see if it was/is cancer.

In a way, I hope it is cancer, and that they're able to remove all of it, that way we'd know what it was and she'll be fine. But if it is cancer, there's a chance it has already spread and she could have cancerous growths inside of her...

She doesn't deserve this, she's still got another 4 good years of life expectancy left to grow old and lay down by the fire.



i hav a subway cookie box (white/dark chocolat cookies wit Smarties) and an ice fold full pepsi max botel on my elektronic heightt adjustabel desk whiel im siting in my bals naked in my blak leather gaming chair enjoying the world speedruner chaz sa/so stream to start of my hot summer In Case Anyone Asked












13% of the US population has already used ozempic
Ozempic was put under heavy restrictions in norway because fatasses were taking it making the supplies be insufficient for people who actually need it to manage their diabetes (the original use case), leading the govt. to making it so that you can only get a prescription for ozempic if you also have a prescription for insulin
Ozempic will bring Covid25 which finally eradicates all fatties. Trust the process 2 more weeks 🙏

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 >>/1354/
Yea I think there was a restriction on Ozempic in US too at some point because they were having same problems (people with diabetes couldn't get it), guess they've probably upped the production massively.
> Ozempic will bring Covid25 which finally eradicates all fatties. Trust the process 2 more weeks 🙏
I wish but there's probably little chance for it to happen because I don't think it's conductive to any super-medication-resistant bacteria or anything.

On the unrelated note (probably kind of related), my cardio is VERY bad. I can barely stomach 2 minutes of vigorous cardio, even though I haven't been skipping too much workouts. Guess it's time to get back to it starting today.

 >>/1355/
> guess they've probably upped the production massively.
Fatties are such a valuable asset to companies and capitalism that the company that produces ozempic is worth more than Denmark and probably a many more 1st world countries now since its been some time since I heard that claim
The world is ending

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 >>/1356/
> The world is ending
If the world was ending, they wouldn't have anything to eat, in which case they would stop being fat. Sadly that is not the case.
> the company that produces ozempic is worth more than Denmark and probably a many more 1st world countries
> 609 trillion $ market cap
It has surpassed Sweden's yearly GDP for last year. Very grim.

It has not on the other hand surpassed POLAND BECAUSE POLAND STRONG WE WAR YOU KURRRRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA










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haha, look at her go.


I don't have anything to blogpost about, my life is just kinda stagnant right now which is a depressing sentiment. One of these days I'm going to get an email back from a job I've applied to and it won't start with "We regret to inform you that you have skibidi rizz and your CV is from Ohio". I just want a nice, £25k a year annual salary, preferably with some field work.

I also wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala.

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 >>/1368/
> haha, look at her go.
Her pokedance is worse than mine and that's a genuine achievement.
> I just want a nice, £25k a year annual salary, preferably with some field work.
Don't we all... I wish I was lucky (or evilmaxxing and were just able to lie on my CV)
But also don't worry, it'll get better eventually. It always gets better eventually*
> wish I was a little bit taller
We've already got a fix for that GROW GROW GROW


*This does not apply if you have some terminal illness, read terms and conditions before accepting your will to live contract.




 >>/1372/
Real answer: I wrote something and then deleted it, because you can delete posts on endchan just like 4chan.

The post was along the lines of "the nekos hate me i know you're all laughing at me in your secret discord and making fun of every post i make"









 >>/1378/
not possible, I fear, for I am someone who hates censorship and revision of history
I got annoyed at nekomin for also purging posts when he banned people because that made it so that you could no longer see what they did to get banned. He was censoring history

 >>/1382/
> not possible
Without breaking the rules? Maybe.
> could no longer see what they did to get banned
It would be nice to see what did they get banned for, but I don't think it's really worthwhile to see most of the purged posts. I'm not that curious to see that someone went ahead and broke rule 1/2. Though most of the bans on nekochen were dealt to that one bonbiposter or to the people that were advertising random crap sites.


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Breaking rules? I'd never do that!
Anyways, I love Kay too much.
As a matter of fact, I make sure to message her that everyday.
She never replied to me but it's fine, I got her full legal name and address and I'm going to visit her as soon as I have enough savings.
Haha that might sound creepy but I'll make sure to tell her on discord before I board on the plane, don't you worry.
I think I may have to pause my Ozempic for a few weeks so I can reach her quicker, but it'll all be worth it.
Also, it's my first day here. Hi nekos!





On the topic of weight loss, I dont think I will like how my face looks when I am lean. Maybe its because I havent shaved or because the fat I still have left is imbalanced in its locations but I am starting to have my doubts regarding how I would look with hollow cheeks
More motivation to start eating when I feel like losing weight has been a done deal

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 >>/1390/
That's strange, my face definitely looks better when I'm thinner, maybe you're just not used to it?
> More motivation to start eating when I feel like losing weight has been a done deal
> he's starving himself just so he can become a fatneko
Grim.


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 >>/1392/
Is genetics a synonym for sale at Mister Donut?

I was going to write this only but I couldn't stop myself: I do not see the problem with gaining 15kg, that was pretty easy. What's going to be hard is losing all that fat I've gained without cutting down too much on the muscle mass.

 >>/1392/
You just don't want to
 >>/1393/
Losing is easy, albeit slow
Gaining is harder, be it due to the actual force you have to put into eating and pushing food down past your apetite if you want hardbulk or due to the complete iron consistency that you need to have to stick to your lean bulk goals
To lose weight you literally just go to sleep hungry but to gain weight in a controlled manner you actually have to put in effort




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I have always been a Cosmies poster because I appreciate her hard work and talent that goes into all her cosplays, for example, tok related was just uploaded and it's her showing off her new glued xaryah wig she's working on.

I am posting this just so you can appreciate the wig, please do not comment on anything unrelated to the wig.

I will be using the full force of my Roblox VIP Admin Account I purchased for 750 robux to PERMABAN anyone that says ANYTHING out of LINE.
 >>/1397/
If this post works, this neko is a SAINT



 >>/1400/
Yeah, I noticed her face was looking a lil chubby, and her tits being so fucking big suddenly can only be explained by her Bonbimaxxing.

I'm gonna say it, she's still cute, she's got a nice smile and you know I loved chubby Remy.



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It's been over 3 months since I 'discovered' Susu and Susuposting, and yet she hasn't released a tok that comes CLOSE to this one in terms of quality.

Fact: Cute girls should dress up like cute boys.
Opinion: Pirates are epic.






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 >>/1409/
I do not appreciate in the slightest how you're comparing a madam who gave us four years of wholesome chungus deluxe cosplays to some leaky treesh that came out of the womb wearing bodysuits. Sure, Melon may have gotten fatter, stopped doing cute little dances, started wearing nothing but latex and added a link.tree to her bio, but I'm sure that's all due to external factors outside of her control. She went to college, probably, and that is a very expensive thing I guess.
So yeah, you will see this in the morning and will feel really silly to the point your day will no longer be wonderful.
Tread carefully before you post nonsense again, check your corners and don't dare disrespect our legacy tokkers again.



I have tried to watch like 8 different Monogatari character analysis / youtube essay videos now and I close them all within the first minute for one simple reason:
They cant fucking pronounce their R's in Araragi, much less the names of any other character




After you complete the first big story arc of Baldur's Gate 3 the game practically railroads you into choosing a romance option amongst your companions. Cringe. I am of the Master Avellone philosophy that romance doesn't belong in vidya, only TORMENTED LESBIANS do.















She genuinely reads most messages I send out loud and then just doesn't reply to the message?

She's so fucking ADHD she immediately has to read another comment or talk about something else.


 >>/1433/
All I have to do is say 61% and she'll seethe about me all night.

Nova WISHES he had this power. He also wishes I would stop following him home late at night, mailing him threatening messages cut out from newspapers, and generally gangstalking him.


 >>/1434/
> she'll seethe about me all night
This is so funny, I wonder how much she actually thinks about it (or if she's even aware she's getting carried SO MUCH).
> gangstalking him
BUDDY, he's a MODERATOR now and he'll ban all of your 50 accounts that you make every day just to post his doxx. And then he will donate 50 swifted after he does his 8 hour chat moderation shift.

 >>/1435/
She complained about being too poor to buy the new bundle, so I wrote. "Come on Simps, Ella is poor and needs your help. Donate more gifted subs."

Immediately one of her mods used the rules command, which clearly states not to call people simps, and warned me for it.











First polpost in the new neko but someone shots fired at a Trump rally, bullet literally scraped his ear aka a few cm from taking his head clean off
(Found this out via the chat on a stream stream, I am NOT lurking /pol/ 24/7)
















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 >>/1463/
I totally got sidetracked by DOING MY WORKOUT BECAUSE I WORKOUT.
> only food for today
Naurrrrrrrr you can't live on subway only, that's way too American of you.
> he still hasnt bought batteries
I can understand that, not the most important thing in your life if you're not used to waiting yourself every day.

Attaching monogatari reference (oldnekos know) (newnekos will not know) (nao falsa)




 >>/1467/
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Check these out, they popped up when I ran my thingie today. Maybe you have them, maybe you don't but they're available now.





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 >>/1471/
> I saw my wait and felt bad 
Acabou ;_;
> I'm phoneposting atm so I cannot see them
Dw if any of them disappear in the meantime I've got them, so you can ask for them later in case.

Also attaching a tiktok of cey resurfacing after 5 years lmao, I will never understand how this site works.

I'm such a gamer I changed from a white shirt to a black shirt just to reflect less light from the sun onto my monitor so it wouldn't disrupt my gaming session
(20 seconds after doing this, a cloud covered the sun and all sunlight ceased, rendering this gamer solution moot)


 >>/1475/
> curtains or blinds
look at le bourgeoisieneko over here that can afford curtains and blinds.... I have t-shirts hanging from my curtain rack obscuring the sun but its so weak and fimble that it can only carry 2 at a time leaving a lot of room to still let light in



















 >>/1492/
 >>/1493/
You lads weren't here for the Noice stream, we got some DEEP Nova lore.
> He's going to uni
> He's got a scholarship for esports
> He's gonna have to stream 3 to 5 times a week for his uni team in addition to playing competetive esports for him
> He met a girl on swiftplay
> Rizzed her up
> She admitted she has an onlyfans
> He read out her OF description and I found it within seconds
> She gets her full asshole out
Novabros....









NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS SO OVER NOVABROS
 >>/1503/
I heard that I'm fucking rofling right now my God it's over... So over, cannot be more over, went from 8th rebound to never had a chance in the first place.
58... I was 68-70 kilos in high school and I've had literally 0 muscle...

> Brazilian cast shouts GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL for as many seconds as it took me holding my button down to write that
kkkkkkk







































I have (mostly) abstained from drinking tea with honey today and man, my hunger levels are WAY higher
really makes you think of how many calories there are in sugar and a dash of milk, added with the fact of how much I drink it
I will go down to 1 pint a day and the rest being plain water. This will make my weight loss ainda mais rápido








 >>/1550/
Yeah, I have been eating like 1kkcal a day but I've been downing like 3-4 litres of tea too, which is about 160-240 kcal of milk and idk how much sugar there is in a spoon of honey in each of those pints
I'm trying to lose weight, not crash out and become sick

 >>/1549/
That's ~72 hours actually, so basically 3 days as in 50 pushups daily. Not saying you wouldn't be able to do that but that's a few more than 38 :)
 >>/1552/
Why not just do intermittent fasting if you are really dead set on doing dumb shit? I mean it's probably better, you can do like 1 day normal maintenance calories and 1 day basically eating nothing.

 >>/1553/
Because that sounds fucking dreadful
I know what I can do and still function decently. Like I said, I am not trying to make myself ill by mixing and matching different strategies just because they look good on paper, I have no desire to give myself migraines or whatever adverse effect that might occur
Plus, I drink tea because it tastes good

 >>/1554/
> Because that sounds fucking dreadful
Not really, I'm personally thinking about doing it myself to lower bf.
It seems like a much better choice than being on a constant huge deficit tbh, but I dunno, maybe it's stupid. Definitely seems better in theory though since I will be eating more sporadically so I wont feel the hunger so much.




Next week I WILL receive a job offer from something relevant to my degree and interests. I won't be stuck waging for life.

I am MANIFESTING this.
 >>/1558/
Goodnight Funkertron, rest up those muscles Chad Lord of Nekoville

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 >>/1559/
> I won't be stuck waging for life.
The real blackpill is that we will all be stuck waging for life. The question is if it's going to be a cushy job behind a desk where you post stupid shit on imageboards or if it's the worst physically and mentally draining job ever (no inbetween).

Good morning nekos, I hope life is treating you well today.





I'm gonna go take my camera out and go for a walk around in the evening and take pictures of the pretty village my campus is located nearby to try and get better at photography stuff











> Walking to bus stop
> It's within sight
> Check app
> Bus is 4min away
> Literally 10 seconds later it hurtles past me
> Sprint to it
> Driver saw me running and waited
Remember to thank your bus driver


Scrolled 5 toks on my phone data instead of WiFi and hoooly shit the amount of normie local shit I got almost gave me a heart attack
My WiFi FYP is mint but the mobile data FYP is something to be scared of

 >>/1578/
> normie local shit
Time to DM those normies and get into normie things :)
Actually I know what kind of content you're probably talking about and it's always SO AWFUL, like mind-numbingly bad

I've been reading a pretty interesting podcast transcription about an AI prize for a certain dataset (ARC) and I think it's a very good read.
Made me seriously reconsider if there's any chance of getting AGI with current approach. Well, I was always skeptical but it went from maybe if they scale it big enough and throw enough resources at it it might work but it's a very small chance to the chance is so remote that it's unfeasible most probably.
Also it really illustrated well what modern AI can and cannot do, it's very good at memorizing patterns and spitting them back at you and abysmal at trying to reason through something that's not in its dataset, even if it's literally a 5-year old problem.
It did solidify my opinion that it's a tool at best and only a good tool if somebody already solved a very similar problem to the one you're providing it on the web (so basically a very sophisticated search engine)




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>  >CHAT
I've tried joining random games on 4chan's /tg/ board and it almost never works out. Only ever had success with it when I recruited random players from there for a VTM game.

Even then, of the 5 I started with, 3 disappeared without a word by session 9. The other 2 guys are solid though.

>  >CHAT2
Only 4 campaigns?
Pretty rookie numbers neko. I've played at least like 5 pathfinder campaigns, 3 3.5s, 1 5e, a single session of 4th edition as an villain PC

But yeah, BG3 is 5th edition, so it's kinda shit, but I think it's quite good for the options it enables you to do, you've got far more freedom than any other CRPG I've tried, and the map is well designed.

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 >>/1583/
> random games
I just feel like if it is among friends you get much less dead air and don't have to have a very strong GM to keep the game alive.
Like our GM is not super great, he's good enough but not like amazing, yet we would just have fun party banter or just banter when he was fumbling with stuff in the background.
Also there's no problem with any drama related to the board since there's inherent understanding between friends.
> Only 4 campaigns
We didn't play that much, maybe someday we'll start another session but it's getting harder to do with everyone getting RL commitments. Life sucks.
> 5th edition, so it's kinda shit
It's the reason why we switched to pathfinder after first 2 sessions, 5e is easy, but it does suck for build diversity and RP through the build, where most of us are pretty autistic number-crunch oriented and we do like a bit more convoluted mechanics, maybe not just for the sake of them being convoluted but PF does make decent use of additional complexity.
It's also why I've played PF:Kingmaker and WotR, they might be also working on limited PF rules but just implementing this limited rules is much more fun for me than 5e, while when I will finally play BG3 it will have to do more heavy lifting with story.




 >>/1585/
Goodnight Bonald, my arch nemesis and secret ally in the dictator race. Sleep tight.
 >>/1584/
I have tried to get into Kingmaker but I just struggle, the characters are fairly uninteresting and I remember there being quite a lot of trash fights, which BG3 feels like it lacks. Every time I get into a fight in BG3, it feels important. Only when I went back to the goblin camp to kill the stragglers did I start just throwing out basic attacks to roll through small guard patrols.

 >>/1587/
In this house, we BULK :)
 >>/1588/
> the characters are fairly uninteresting and I remember there being quite a lot of trash fights
Yea the story of Kingmaker was... Mid at best tbh. WotR has better story imo but I haven't finished it yet so maybe it becomes a trashfire in the second half. There's a bunch of fights that are there just to pad things out, but I dunno, it's more of an old crpg design and I don't feel it that bad.
You can't really have every fight be a challenge or a new gimmick. Well you can but then you're making a mod for NWN that took like 10+ years to develop and still isn't finished afaik.

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Hello nekos sorry for not showing up for the latest movienights, had to write some huuuge science dings and having to battle all this crap software including microsoft word was super stressful.
All in all my article sucks, but hey, I finished it with 6 minutes to spare :D
Now I have one more week to make a cute poster about it and present it, I'll boot up photoshop and channel my inner Boniposta.



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 >>/1590/
> 6 minutes to spare
In my circles we call it "and then I've had the time to take a coffee break too"
> I'll boot up photoshop and channel my inner Boniposta
Good luck workaholicneko :)
 >>/1591/
> É hora de COMER
It's definitely not an hour of coomer BUDDY
 >>/1592/
> shockingly thin
DC, still bulking (cope)

Attaching a niu funky


Ate a grilled sandwich which was incredibly disappointing
Ate some fish which was nice
Verdict: 4/10 breakfast, regret eating it. cant believe I waited like 20 hours for that










 >>/1604/
> I'm so fucking retarded. 
Probably why. I dunno really, bad position, not used to wide grips since I haven't done them in a while, who knows. My form isn't that great probably anyway but that was just dumb af.
Should've just let myself rest today since I was tired anyway, or just done cardio, now I'm gonna be in mild annoyance pain instead...



Nooooooooooooo...
I've had a perfect thing cooked up during dinner, but you actually did the second series.
T E N S H I O
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to gooo
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to go

Nooooooooooooo...
I've had a perfect thing cooked up during dinner, but you actually did the second series.
T E N S H I O
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to gooo
T E N S H I O
112 pushups to go




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> Now I have one more week to make a cute poster about it
Checked my e-mail and it's actually tomorrow morning xDDDDD
Slept till 4pm, no template, no fotochópi, will have to skip frisbee, ran out of goodfus to attach to this post, it's so over.



The powerlifting general /plg/ on fit has an OP header of Hachikuji
zased or chazzed? (chazzed is a new term which is equivalent if not greater than cringe, locked, coal and the likes as it carries the air of an act such as donating $200 to a streamer like midshi)

ok im officially quitting neko, 
i get nothing but harassment from the nekos,
and now they're lying that i ever donated to midshi,
im going back to nekochen.net where people appreciate me,




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 >>/1614/
Thanks neko, but from my research (watching youtube while eating lunch) it seems like it's really easy to make a decent poster on powerpoint? Considering I already have all the text and graphs from yesterday's article it looks like all I have to do is make a bunch of text-boxes and paste my stuff in there, might actually be done before dinner time (clueless)
 >>/1615/
The printing store will be flooded the moment it opens and I'll only be done past the deadline, it's so truly over.
 >>/1617/
Nooo don't leave neko your so cool haha

 >>/1621/
When I had to make a poster, getting it printed at a print store was like £40, so I said fuck it, I'll print it in the library. It wouldn't print, so I had to print it as 4 individual bits of paper, all of which printed with white borders, cut and stuck it together.

In the room of 200 other students presenting posters... I was the ONLY one that had to cut and stick it together, everyone else managed an A3 poster in one...


 >>/1620/
Yea but what's more important is have you seen the BEST CARDSHARING SERVICE?
 >>/1621/
> it's so truly over
I hope you will still somehow make it.
 >>/1622/
> cut and stuck it together
That's so funny, I wouldn't even care, your poster would actually probably be the most looked at by me just because it stands out and I root for underdogs.
 >>/1623/
> no anime today
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ACABOU ;_;


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 >>/1623/
> check out this
Is this like some 4chan thing? Sounds like that one song about not being able to write good songs or sing.
 >>/1627/
> I need to photoshop me and my friends out of the picture
Don't worry :) I would never laugh at you even if you doxxed yourself :)
I definitely would


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 >>/1622/
Mine will be free after I say the secret word to the copystore clerk :3 But I'll have to stick it together like yours, as the poster has to be A2 and they only print A3's at best...
 >>/1627/
Very nice poster, I'd be very happy if mine ends up looking like that, but I have way less text and many more ebin images (going to fill my paper with pictures that I got with those billion money microscopes that amplify up to 5000x, they explain absolutely nothing of what I did but they're really cool to look at)







 >>/1633/
> gonna drop another 30 swifted on tenshi when she goes live
Please don't ;_;
> nekochen was so dead that i cant stay there
It's like that polish board, actually, they've posted 44 posts since yesterday so they're less dead thank nekochen (and it's like 4 people too)




 >>/1627/
Posterneko, before I stress out about this later tonight... how exactly did 
you split your poster into four parts? It looks like something really simple to do, but now I'm scared the copystore clerk will fuck up the margins and eat a bunch of my beautiful text and pictures.



 >>/1641/
Lmao I didn't even notice, did he really?
I don't think they will come anyway, I've talked to Qvimm (over DMs) btw and I don't think he came over, not interested I guess.
Well the master of trolling might feel the need to come but what's the fun when somebody here has the power to actually filter him out of the site with a few button clicks.




Okay, I know how to find it, indexed without any more than just what is on neko.
Google "No lewding minors" or probably any of the rules. As in literally with the quotes, searching for just that specific phrase.

Pretty sure all of the rules work, "boniposter" works too, I've tried many phrases (our poster names, life is wonderful, names of tokfus, some other specific phrases we use), all of them are worthless, as in else return nothing or way too many results to sift through. 
Some embeds work and some don't but if someone is determined enough they would find us through them, for example " 7284094784153652511_h264" works on ddg, just "7284094784153652511" doesn't, same for google, 7386511548971322666 works just on ddg, "7386511548971322666_h264" works on both, it's very strange.
Don't have much more ideas really, but I've checked most things that are remotely possible to guess I think, even some phrases that should work don't work (I've just put in "tokfu" "rules" and it just responded with nekochen and sturdy)
Also it depends on the search engine it seems, google seems to really not like the rule 1 and just returns nothing there.

Since I'm against nuking whole threads especially if it means we wouldn't be able to use boniposters name and would have to rephrase the rules I think we just live with it. Especially since embed names will stay an option most probably.

So basically, it's not impossible, but requires a fair bit of ingenuity, randomly getting here is probably impossible, but if you know how we post and what we post, it's just remote chance but not impossible.

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> "Boniposter" gives the site as the #1 search result
thats really funny
> Doing a bunch of work to not make them find us
I mean, if they go through all that effort /and/ are smart enough to think of doing all of that, they can learn to fit in

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 >>/1648/
> smart enough to think of doing all of that
Yea, I think a pretty realistic assessment is that that one swedeneko: never making it here unless we literally spell out the site name to him (preferably letter by letter since he might be too dumb for other options)
Others on the other hand? I dunno, I've got the obvious advantage of first of all knowing that this exists and seeing what keywords we use, I'm not sure if I was not here right now it would be a task that I would be able to achieve.
I think it's akin to a math problem, most of them are very straightforward when you know the solution, but coming up with the solution is the whole problem.
> "Boniposter" gives the site as the #1 search result
Ye dreaded BONIPOSTER, he'll be the DOOM of us all, I tell ya.

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 >>/1649/
The only ones I can imagine who actually do care about coming here and probably would if they knew about is are bingo, armpitt and the house owner oldneko. the tadpoles probably didn't care about the site enough to even have the thought of "I want to find where neko is now" cross their mind a single time












 >>/1658/
Compared to my colleagues posters? They mog me. It's so over. Plus I was the only dumbass who made their poster horizontal (fat and wide) while everyone else made their vertical (tall and slender). I repeat, it's so over.
 >>/1659/
It's NOT pink, it's white, the phone camera betrayed me. I chose not to add any colour to my background because I hecking love science and wouldn't want to waste precious paint on such frivolous matters.
Not attaching anything because I'm on the wörk laptop and NO toks are allowed here FUCK YOU 🖕





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 >>/1660/
> suddenly blocked.
Isn't it the .net to .org debacle? I get to swap multiple times daily if I want realtime to work and sometimes even the whole site doesn't work on one endpoint.
 >>/1661/
That is not what I assumed, that's what chatgpt assumed. I've asked it to translate it from BR.
 >>/1662/
Naurrrr, the fatposter neko... Acabou...
> It's NOT pink, it's white
I assumed so but I've had to make the joke :)
> FUCK YOU 🖕
WELL FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY 🖕
 >>/1660/
 >>/1663/
I don't get those youtube comments.


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 >>/1667/
They're comments from the "Abandoned Pubs" video we watched last night.

I just thought they comments were schizoy and funny so I posted them. Sorry if that offended you LIBSHARK. You probably voted Labour. Naurrrrr, posting my Prime Minister.

The second comment I find especially funny, he's obviously trying to imply anyone that doesn't like pubs is a child, but then he hard commits to the xbox bit. I aspire to be this funny.



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 >>/1668/
> he wrote it in half spanish half portuguese
So it did recognize it correctly, which means the comment at the end might be accurate.
For me the whole sentence does not make sense after translation but there's one word (for the city presumed by chatgpt) that might mean something else and change the whole meaning of the phrase.
 >>/1671/
Well now I don't know, I'm very confus.
 >>/1669/
> They're comments from the "Abandoned Pubs" video we watched last night.
Ohhhh, that makes some more sense. Yea they are pretty schizo.
> I aspire to be this funny.
You should try it then :)
> LIBSHARK
Actually I'm post-ironic hitlerite with aryan-agartha undertones thank you very much.


 >>/1672/
> Actually I'm post-ironic hitlerite with aryan-agartha undertones
ever since the trump dodge and me having browsed /pol/ for 25 minutes, I feel this so much. Keep going my aryan sister, Hulk Hogan!

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 >>/1674/
Actually unironically liked the memes that came from this assassination attempt. The memes were good. /pol/ still bad though.
> aryan sister
Wait a fucking second, I almost missed that.
FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

God she has such good taste in music, I...



 >>/1676/
I am a proud paycuck, I love to subscribecuck to my favourite streamer whilst I viewcuck them playing games I'm too bad at to beat myself, even when I abuse guncucking and easydifficultycucking, alas, I will never be better than Chad Princeton, the no loadout gamer.
























Shrivix Update: She has given up.

That's the tl;dr of the 8 stories she's just put up on insta, the doctors are the clinic aren't listening to her, she's not getting better, and she doesn't have the money to stay there for months.

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 >>/1702/
Just read it, honestly the whole situation fucking sucks, I can understand both sides, doctors want to do no harm so they're hesitant to put her under the knife, there's probably a good chance that she might not come out of it well, while she's literally losing it because it's a constant pain and all the other symptoms and she would rather take the chance of dying than live with this.
Fucking hell...

 >>/1703/
It's completely fucked, wasn't able to get into the clinic for months, and now that she has her health insurance no longer covers it because she's 23. And even there they're trying to fix the problem. If they wanted her to get off pain meds and do exercises, couldn't she have been doing that for the months she was waiting? Rather than having to go there and pay, I assume, a shit ton of money, just to be told to do something she can do at home as she waits for real treatment?

 >>/1704/
> get off pain meds and do exercises
That one was pretty fucking ridiculous too. Like I'm all for exercising and trying to take care of yourself and I know it does help, but sometimes it's just not enough. This is probably one of those cases where she just needs to be helped medically...
Anyway can't say wtf is going on for certain without full medical report so only she knows what is actually there and from the post I've gathered she's probably unable to even make a proper decision there, if there's even a decision to take and they're not just turning her away because fuck you that's why.

 >>/1705/
Her options are
> Stay there for potentially months, with little to no income to pay for it, or rent at home
> Go home, suffer, but at least be able to earn some money
both bad options. Really makes me think less about Germany, a place I thought was a first world country.


 >>/1706/
> a place I thought was a first world country
No first world countries neko. If you get a rare terminal disease (or even common terminal disease in case of my country), better believe it you're fucking toast unless you get incredibly lucky and/or have money to pay for the treatment (or connections to make sure you get treated I guess). I'll probably share something after dindin but now I'm eat.

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The school year is pretty much acabow. No more evaluations but I did compromise to buy some cleaning supplies and fix the mess I left their lab in (for free).
Life might be wonderful. It'll definitely be if my streamer goes live today and everyday.



 >>/1709/
I've been busy working on my new video game 'Egirl Manager' where you take on the role of an egirl, who gathers popularity on social media sites such as TikTok and Instagram, and tries to manage their social media life, make a profit, and not turn to the quick cash but soul crushing side of online influencers like onlyfans.

I suppose I can take time out of my game development career to stream for you.




 >>/1715/
> Your response?
> (the best streamer)
There should be an asterix there.
> Ugh, thats soooo hard.
Well then maybe say that you can take out the time from developing your epic new game but AFTER 7pm GMT BUDDY













> We are suspecting automated behaviour from your account
Guess I wont be able to download this cute boni pic this time... I need to lay low so zuckerberger doesnt come after me














theres no way SnowyFox is going on a SJW crusade over the fact that someone said that another mod was "the best mod" and now he is crying his eyes out about "YOU CANT SAY THAT YOU ARE DISRESPECTING THE OTHER MODERATORS, WE ARE ALL GREAT IN OUR OWN WAY!!!!! soyjak scream.jpg"


Now it makes sense why Tenshi has no money, she'sgoing on weekend vacations to London weekly.
The train prices for that is like £200 for a return, not even accounting for hotel and food costs.



That was too fucking weird, I copied a message from someone and Tenshi read out their name and it's too close to my irl name I'm getting DOXXED LIVE ON STREAM WHAT THE FUCK



Just realized I have been watching tenshi on speakers when someone  else was downstairs
This is more cringe than when Gash Princesston (post-surgery) donated $200 to Tenshi










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 >>/1760/
> I am immensely attracted to Susu
Relatable
> and would date her if she'd ever accept a neko like me
Unrelatable, if her character is as I assume from whatever she shows on the internet we would both hate each other.

Attaching so you know who made this cringe post.






 >>/1765/
I looked at the post you made half an hour ago but figured that I havent had to scrape in so long that Zuck would be playing nice
Also I hate going from the devil I know to a potential devil that I don't

Ok I just noticed a few commands in the documentation that I seem to have missed the last time I was looking through it, and another command that I saw but had mixed up between two of them. Now, in the future, my comand should not be downloading 3x everything (because its downloading the file, a json and a compressed json), as well as not try to download the latest 10 posts every time just to find out that it already has the files.
Maybe Zuck will be happy with me now



 >>/1770/
Well, what you're doing with downloaders is basically: download video (in your browser it would be wait till it buffers fully), skip to next video/image, which is very unnatural because normal users else skip before the video loads fully or there's a significant delay after loading before they skip to next one. I bet that's how they actually recognize it because everything else can be emulated with requests in software.





I'm coding my own nekochen, with even more claudes. Infact, it's just claudes talking to each other, and occasionally posting the emory patreon mega archive ultra pack.


 >>/1776/
Finally a good feature
Now I don't even have to wait for you unfunny, uglytokfu posting WANKS to post because the claudebots can make good funny jokes at a moments notice without me even getting off the toilet. Huzzah! We are saved!






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In 1900: 99% of Nekos were Acidposters, Now it's about 2%.

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> Nekos don't know that I doxxed myself by revealing my favourite ramen noodles
He-He-Ha, He-He-Ha.

I'm actually just gonna become a pvmpk1nn poster, she's just as heck, shame that she's an american't.

Dog update: She's doing fine, we're still waiting a week for results back on if her growth was cancerous, but she's settled in, mostly used to wearing her dog head cone now. I'm sure she'll be fine :D





 >>/1792/
you are actually just a deranged fat hater if you think she looks fat in that tok. you can see she has an almost perfectly flat stomach, she has zero arm flab, her chin doesn't droop in the slightest, her fingers are thin like sticks and she has a taylor swift picture, skinny queens LOVE swift almost as much as they loved swifted subs



























Just bought magnesium, I was doing relatively fine I think without it but I think lack of it in my diet is really slowing me down. I don't even know where I'm going with this blogpost, pray for my swift recovery I guess lmao.



 >>/1822/
comfy until you walk into a house where you have to rip out carpet and floorboard that reek of death because some geriatric died on their couch and their autopayments kept their bills paid so nobody came and checked on them for months before the smell spread

 >>/1822/
> Just clock in, clean, clock out
Yeaaa... About that... I don't think you have ever been around those kind of houses, my only relatable experience was when I was working in gastro and there was a trashcan that didn't get emptied for like 2 weeks during summer with food refuse.
We've had to remove the contents of it and repackage it to throw it into regular trash, I hope to never smell anything like that again, the rotting meat and the maggots... I am not a person that has a weak stomach and that was the first time in my life that I ever wanted to vomit just from the smell of something alone. As in I was literally retching, almost vomited too but I managed to keep it in.
I would imagine those houses can smell just as bad.




























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I am NOT going to bake a new thread. I will BAKE A NEW THREAD in AUGUST and not a day earlier.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

t. Acidposter, dictator of Nekoville.

Saw my mom finishing up a movie with asians in it so I blurted out "They're korean" to which she said yeah, the movie was called 'Train to Busan'
The conversation moved on and got to a point where I joked about someone being able to distinguish asians apart with 100% certainty from their looks must be either very close to the asian cultures, people and stuff like that OR a very well-educated and diehard racist. "I'm good at distinguishing them" she then said so I made her take the alllooksame.com test
She scored 1/18. Crazy



channeling heavy NOT MY PROBLEM, THATS JUST NOT MY PROBLEM, into my life right now

shoutout to proattack99 for harassing me on roblox for a few hours, dude straight up kept walking over to my city and typing :) :) :) at me

inspired me to finally cut out cow from my diet. shoutout, last cup of milk coffee tonight, then it's on the oatmilk grind








holy fuck chaz you NEED to stream this game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1443200/Class&#95;of&#95;09/
dont check the video, dont check the reviews, just buy it and go live tomorrow


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