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typod a word on google and found myself on a roblox game fandom wiki page and found this cute mouse :3

dont think you can hide this cute mouse from the people!
the people demand the mouse! UwU

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very funny rules well done bakerneko +(2π/3)

I have come to the conclusion that maybe I don't want a BPD girlfriend anymore. Just saw a tok saying "When he breaks up with me but its 2024 and I can just make AI replications of his voice and face saying the most heinous slurs and send it to his college" and I realized that this is a real threat.
Maybe the pussy ain't worth it
tok unrelated

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 >>/7769/
> the people demand the mouse! UwU
The only mouse I demand is NAZRIN buddy
NAIDES
 >>/7770/
> and I realized that this is a real threat
There are much worse real threats which come from women and surprise, surprise, if you get accused, you will get dragged through the mud and expelled/fired anyway even if you prove your innocence.
Your mileage may vary depending on country of origin and luck.
> tok unrelated
Are you sure about that?

 >>/7771/
Im my country you need proof for that stuff but regarding AI voice clips, do you really expect the boomers that work in high positions to be able to tell the small nuanced details in audio that makes it obvious that something is AI generated? Their ears have been deprecating for the last 40 years

 >>/7772/
If it doesn't ruin you on public opinion court, I don't think AI can get through court. 
You can literally just ask for the official expert opinion and I bet AI has the easiest sound spectrograph to analyze and detect. It might cost you maybe but it will get you off the hook easily.
BUT that's assuming it will get to the court of law, which it might not since you can get expelled just based on the opinion of the uni council (in US at least), dunno how well would that work in my country, probably not at all.
Also would you want to go back to the university that expelled you on spurious accusations? A genuine question one might want to ponder in that case.

> google says that ATLYSS has 30-50 hours of gameplay
> people online are saying that it has taken then multiple tens of hours to beat the game and finish all of the quests
> ive finished all quests, gotten almost the best gear and gotten almost all the achievements in sub 7 hours
Oh, so we're lying now, are we... I see how it is.
I'm starting to think all of these furries fucking SUCK at games because people are saying that the game is hard solo and that it took them a long time to do stuff.

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Just be a mysterious dark triad Nekiavelli like me and never open your mouth, it's that easy.

 >>/7773/
Youre not getting taken to court just so a job can fire you or your uni kicks you out
You are going to court if youre being tried for rape, hence why real evidence matters here and not in the first case

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latambros? mayhaps one could say that we are back

 >>/7776/
FUCK YOU
 >>/7779/
AND FUCK YOU TOO

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 >>/7778/
What's the matter, muffin? 💀

Midekawa-bros? This tok fucking SUCKS. FUCK YOU

 >>/7779/
Not much, Boniposter is retarded (as always) (nothing new)

See? Didn't even have to see his next post and it was still DUMB AS BRICKS

 >>/7782/
You are mas cus your monogatarifu is fucking DUMB and UGLY and a CAT

 >>/7783/
His language nervous centre is malfunctioning at this point skull emoji

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Haters talk shit but... where are your quads, huh? Yeah thats right. You dont have any. That makes me the winner.
Kneel, and I might pity your existence

 >>/7774/
> gotten almost all the achievements in sub 7 hours
And you could've played Factorio and gotten 60 hours of entertainment instead (if you're good) (probably more like 200 for you)

> my 3 most recently played games on steam are furry games
ok I think its time for me to stop this "im a furry" joke haha

I'm gonna be Jolly. Good thread edition, good thread theme, GERMfus got another set of quads, life is wunderbar.

 >>/7788/
Does he know?

I don't know anything and that makes life WONDERFUL. Literally the root cause of every depression spiral I enter is because I overthink things. If I was stupid, I'd be happy, and also probably a big fan of Germ

 >>/7790/
Relatable, +2

Blogposting Game Club update: We are so back, I have fallen head over heels in love with a he/himmler that attends semi-regularly. He's kinda cute, slightly disabled (very katawapilled) and funny. Please look forward to December being about he.

Update: He rejected my discord invite to 'Watch Crunchyroll and Chill', I am now going full incelligence.

Whoa, that escalated quickly

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Instead of Animondays, might I propose Antiques Roadshow Mondays?

 >>/7795/
> Instead of Animondays
So in stead of Animondays being shelved, you will shelf Antiques Roadshow Mondays?

 >>/7796/
hey buster i work during animondays time now, im sorry for having a fricking job!!!

i'd move animondays to the early afternoon if i could

 >>/7797/
would you though

 >>/7798/
Furhaps I Wwould.

> blurred out her feet in her post
Feetbros... we keep taking Ls...

alarm rings in 90 minutes but I dont think Ill be sleeping tonight
watching my animu and I have reached the final stretch of the episodes, barely over 10% of the show left and the intrigue has me gripped by the fucking ballsack. It's a tight knit; almost as if I was being subjugated to the most extreme of german bdsm dungeon porn

I got one hour

ok but real talk for a second nekos : what the fuck is up with Indians and all of the other shit holes in Asia? why the fuck are they honking their horns all of the time?
if we, for the sake of the argument, assume that they have a rationally backed reasoning being honking, what would that be? what are they trying to achieve with their honking? get the person in front of them to move? to call something to the attention of another driver? why the fuck are they just laying on their horn 24/7? Do they just want to be a part of the group and participate in the cacophony?

 >>/7803/
The racist answer would shrimply be that certain cultures have been given technology but without making the Civilization 5 cultural progress to unlock that part of the tech tree.

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Ok but real talk for a second nekos

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 >>/7805/
Ari would be fairly attractive, a 6.5/10 on a good day if it wasn't for her dancing. It is so forced. It removes nearly all of the good qualities she has.

Frankly, I would've forgotten Ari and her forced dancing years ago if not for her much cuter and much more natural boyfriend Lucas. He's the tall, blond haired, blue eyed Chadrick that we all dream about. I wish he'd sweep me away in his strong arms to a better place. 

I don't want to be mean, but do you think he's dating Ari out of pity or something? Obviously a 10/10 like him shouldn't settle for a barely above midlet. I get the impression they've known each other since they were kids and he feels trapped in the relationship. I could be so much better for him

Sigh

It's pretty depressing to see. I hope he's happy, he deserves as much...

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apparently you should eat max 1 teaspoon of cinnamon per day and basically im gonna fucking die
change da world. my final message. goodb ye

 >>/7807/
Before you die, go to twitch dot teevee forward slash tenshi

She is streaming league!!!

Hope your final moments of life watching tenshi will be good ones :)

 >>/7807/
> Studies have shown that the median lethal dose value (LD50) of orally administered cinnamon in animals is 1850 ± 37 mg/kg
Well, I hope you didn't eat more than 100 grams :)

My bad, literally the next sentence is
> Hence, this is equivalent to a human dose of 11.4 ± 0.2 g/kg
 >>/7807/
I hope you didn't eat more than 500 grams :)

 >>/7809/
i do NOT weigh 54 kg.

 >>/7810/
I do NOT weigh 45 kg.
FUCK YOU

 >>/7811/
 >>/7812/
The real reason why I lowballed the numbers is because you usually want to be around 50% of LD50 to not feel too high adverse effects (not a medical advice)
I like your interpretation better though skeleton boy 💀💀💀

 >>/7813/
FCK YOU FUCK

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TWO days into the month and she's gotten 110 swifted from 2 guys.

that's 400 euros profit...

 >>/7815/
And you've made like 250 at best, think about that.

 >>/7815/
why do you stress over this every few weeks

 >>/7817/
Because I could've been a famous valorant streamer like Tenshi or Dragula, and I fricking threw it all away to become a Liar's Bar streamer instead and look how much money that's brought me!!!

I just opened twitch to watch a stream, remembered tenshi and thought I'd see if she's gotten any swifteds. I wish I understood the mindset of the twitch swifter. If I donate to, or buy a cosplay for a tokkler, at least I'm contributing to content I will enjoy watching later. Is parasocialism that strong of a force? It must be
 >>/7816/
Converting to euros, I've made just over 40 this month... it's over, she's 10xing my income... Welp, time to start picking up extra shifts at the sex factory.

 >>/7818/
Adding onto this with an additional thought. It's like, why would you donate to Forsen? He's already making bank.

Obviously Tenshi isn't a huge streamer, but she has several hundred monthly subs even discounting the swifted whales. She's making decent money. She's also be making better money if you just donated through her paypal donation link.

THAT is the bit that drives me insane. Those top two guys have donated like £8000 between themselves, and almost half of that goes directly to Amazon, and then Tenshi is paying Tax on her cut.

If you're gonna give her so much money, at least do it in a way where SHE gets the most money possible. They are PAYING for a fucking twitch badge. that is insanity.

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Nekos I have a 100 word essay due in 24 hours but can't stop doomscrolling, what do I do?!

morning 🐈

 >>/7820/
I would recommend stopping doomscrolling and writing the essay.
Subscribe to my patreon for more easy tips and tricks

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Morning nekos!

life is wonderful, im not gonna get it twisted anymore, i will NOT be doomerpilled or depressed for the rest of this thread.

Tomorrow is gonna be Neato Burrito, I'm gonna play Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game at Board Game Club with some of my Board Game Club Friends.

I shrimply shall focus on the good things and not the bad things, it's the easy (clueless)

 >>/7823/
I hope you will have your life wonderful neko :)

I've had a thought RARE. Since Yoko Ono got famous (mostly) for fucking John Lenon, and selling your shit in a can is a valid form of artistic expression, wouldn't that make selling bathwater art and Belle Delphine one of the greatest artists of our time?

 >>/7824/
Yes. I think you could logically argue that. And I think Belle Delpine's ability to take huge breaks, come back and then reach new heights of relevance makes her a very good artist.

For me? I'm triple platnium plus subscribed to her onlyfans simply because I appreciate art.

 >>/7825/
> I'm triple platnium plus subscribed to her onlyfans
Ohhhhh, so that's why you've had to go wagie... My condolences.

 >>/7826/
Every feet pic costs 2 days of wages... Yet still we grind

how about a challenge (impossible edition)
The Truth Telling Thread Challenge:
you are only allowed to tell the truth with no sarcasm or white lies hiding your true intent or opinions on something

how long would you last doing this challenge? for me, 15 minutes

 >>/7828/
I could go for like 5 hours, on the bus to work, at work, on the bus home. All I say is good afternoon to boss man. I don't need to lie if I'm not talking to anyone.

 >>/7829/
I think he means that you should do it EVERYWHERE and not only in this specific thread, which is obviously VERY HARD because I wouldn't need to negate everything I would want to say.
Complexely, incredibly hard.

 >>/7829/
 >>/7830/
I mean just in the thread

 >>/7831/
I wouldn't last 2 posts. I've been hiding this from y'all, but I actually am a bonbi bro...

 >>/7832/
anyone that has ever opened a thread on /bbg/ could easily see that

 >>/7832/
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ME TOO

 >>/7832/
 >>/7833/
 >>/7834/
We're all bonbibros??? What the neko

 >>/7835/
Why do you think the most popular poster here is called Bon(b)iposter?

 >>/7836/
> Boniposter 
> Most popular
He lost TWO elections

 >>/7837/
> he forgot about the challenge
GREAT JOB!!!!!!

 >>/7838/
BP has won as many elections as Shamala Mannish.  Exactly ZERO.

*grabs you by the throat*
Woah damn it's actually kinda muscular,  you been working out Neko?

 >>/7840/
Yea I've been neckmaxxing, my favorite set is guillotines till failure recently.

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Have to agree with Mr. Rick, going to TDC just to PDA is super cringe and umm I don't have anything else to write about.

 >>/7764/
I'm really sorry it's taken me 2 days to reply, I read this, but then it was a new thread so I forgot to reply. This is a good post, +4, thank you brokeback neko.

 >>/7843/
if you dont reply to me instantly, dont reply to me at all
I do not want to be reminded of old gimmick posts of mine

 >>/7844/
If you're honest, I'll stop doing that.

I like being reminded of past posts.

 >>/7845/
They are not worth anything to me

 >>/7845/
> If you're honest, I'll stop doing that
Also the first sentence was half-joke. I don't care about if you reply or not nor when you do it.
Though, if you ever feel like giving a pity (You) because you felt as if you ought to due to the "effort" I have put into a post; don't

 >>/7847/
I think that's a pretty absurd thing to think that people would do but it's also winter so I understand the seasonal depression. I reply because I want to reply, it's as simple as that. I like old posts, I like being reminded of the past, at least the neko related past, where the vast majority of it is good.

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 >>/7848/
I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM SIGMAPILLED I AM ON MY GRINDSET

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 >>/7849/
"SIGMAPILLED" = a furry
"ON MY GRINDSET" = addicted to furry games

 >>/7849/
Yea? Where is it then?

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Been too long since we had a Susu post, I wonder whatever happened to Susuposter, he was pretty cool and handsome.

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 >>/7851/
please refer to what  >>/7850/ had to say
I can offer you a screenshot of my wife (the option "Give Sybil Pants" is off by default. I am merely getting the authentic experience as intended by the devs.)

 >>/7853/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rfTgO9rpqck

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 >>/7854/
 >>/7854/
I read "Glass Animals" and went to find this tok
Turns out – not the right song but it was the right band

 >>/7855/
That 14 second boni tok was better than the 4 minute long song I posted anyway, Heat Waves is only good in the chorus. And it's ironic to post it whilst i'm FREZING my BOLLOCKS off. i HATE this coldhole. i HATE this coldhole.

 >>/7856/
14 seconds? Wtf it was 4 minutes long for me

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Y'know what? FUCK league of legneds. and FUCK you.
If you plan on replying to me in angry response to me sayting FUCK yoU? FUCK YOU TWICE!!!!!!!!!

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league of legneds? more like leag oe leg NERCS MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

 >>/7858/
 >>/7859/
NEVER drink and nekopost

just heard a swede use the word bulbous when speaking in English
what the FUCK

 >>/7860/
The funniest part? He was sober.
 >>/7861/
What's wrong with bulbous? Except for being kinda rare.

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Can't really understand my own cursive so from now on I'm writing in ALL CAPS.

 >>/7863/
just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the mans name

feeling like a glizzy wednesday today huh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kxjggK0U4VU
Chris Hansen has rizz

 >>/7863/
Great dance!

spotify wrapped is out
i was in the top 1% of all C418 (minecraft OST) listeners but that was about it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6VtUCoYmk
parody worthy material
my man froggy fresh is talking straight to my heart

beat the cat-bunny-goat parkour movement game, took 7 hours
turns out I was so massively skilled that I was sequence breaking the game and making it to places that were incredibly difficult but just barely possible with enough mechanical prowess. I was stuck for the last like 1,5 hours just running around looking for the last powerup so I could defeat the one room I hadnt been able to crack yet and it turns out that I should have unlocked it several hours ago and used it to bypass the stuff that I thought were ridiculously hard skillchecks but were in fact piss easy with this wall-run ability.
Great game though, I could imagine speedrunning this because of how fun the movement tech was

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 >>/7870/
it was this game I forgot to post the screesnhot

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> the any% world record guy gets the two powerups I got last, first
they are the most useful ones and I didnt even need them. RAAAAAAAH

 >>/7868/
I do youtube music, here's mine
> 4273 minutes of music this year
> 493 tracks
> INVISIBLE by DURAN DURAN was my top track with 342 minutes listening to it
> Bladee - victim (edit) was second
> Owen Adamcik - Watch me Bleed was third
> THE MEGAS was my top artist
> top 3% of weezer listeners
> Megas, Kanye, Weezer were my top 3 artists
> I spent 14,072 minutes listening to one specific D&D podcast this year (3x more than music)

 >>/7873/
> Bladee - victim (edit)
which one? surprised to see bladee on that list

 >>/7874/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=miS7bBcrCog

It goes hard as fuck, harder than the original.

 >>/7875/
z0mg stockholm mentioned!!

 >>/7876/
The game is about a depressed guy from stockholm who posts bonbi webms on an obscure hello kitty themed image board. sound familiar?

 >>/7877/
he loves to play the victim.... he loves to shift the blame...

 >>/7878/
I made a promise to myself (promise to myself)
I made a contract with myself (never post coal like everyneko else)

 >>/7878/
BLAME

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 >>/7875/
He always goes back to the same place day after day. Just watching it like it was yesterday. Despite the tremendous anxiety. He insists on returning. He insists it's for therapeutic reasons but I remain sceptical.

 >>/7879/
> I made a contract with myself (never post coal like everyneko else)
holy bars, get this neko a record deal!

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Anything else I should pick up this steam sale?

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This is how good I think I am at League
alternative message
This is how good Spaznick thinks he is at Valorant

 >>/7883/
some furry kino and a cheeky stream for the nekos

 >>/7884/
holy rizzgods. (the girls are paid actors)

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 >>/7867/
It is a great dance, but it really bothers me how that fu uses that awful autozoom/focus in every single tok, it's so distracting.
 >>/7868/
Wrote a very long blogpost excusing myself on how I only use slsk to listen to REAL music and (You)tube algorithm gives me the same five animay songs on loop and bla bla blub whatever I'll just post it.
 >>/7875/
> Bladee - victim (edit)
> it's not the Bladee song that starts with "I'm the winner but I feel like a victim"
That's why I never listened to anything he put out after 2018, it's uninspired, lame, and catered to all the chudfus who found out about and printed a poster of him last year.

 >>/7887/
UHHHH????!????
DELETE THIS?!?!?!

GIVE A NEKO A BREAK
GIVE A NEKO A BREAAAAKK!
HOW MUCH MORE CAN I TAKE‽
GIVE A NEKO A BREAK

Remembered Koto yesterday
acabou.. died too young

koto? yeah she was kinda mid ngl, didn't go full beans like arie on the cosplays

chatted pre-lecture with a guy and he heard from a friend of mine that I've played 400 games of league this season and he asked "it's a bit of a personal question but... How's it going? are you all right?"
not gonna live this one down

 >>/7892/
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Actually genuinely over, might as well give up on everything.

just sent power to westside and outer vegas, hahaha fuck you NCR, you're not getting anything from helios one!!!!

 >>/7893/
yeah... might as well drop out and start gridnign league full time...

 >>/7895/
This is the only reasonable course of action

Wow, such a beautiful boy's name 🥰🙏 mashallah I will name my wonderful walad this

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/dec/05/muhammad-is-uks-most-popular-boys-baby-name-for-first-time
forgot to post the link for my bait

 >>/7897/
 >>/7898/
Naurrrrrr, it would've been better if you didn't since I knew from the first post what you were referring to (I saw the statistics, br00tal)
But also I saw the natal statistics and it's still over 55% british white children and like 15% other white or something

 >>/7898/
> ONS’s Greg Ceely said, pop culture continued to influence name choices, with an increase in music artists’ names such as Billie, Lana, Miley and Rihanna for girls and Kendrick and Elton for boys.
Damn, what recent pop culture has made Muhammed/Mohammed/Mohammad/Moheemed/Mullahammad a more popular baby name? Why didn't Greg Creely talk about that one huh???

 >>/7900/
the terrorist attacks 💅 slayhammad

 >>/7901/
not funny, didn't laugh. not racial i just dont like muhammeds coming here and doing terrorisms, taking away the terrorist jobs from hardworking english people

> TV show introduces a really good villain
> it's a great subplot
> they suddenly just kill her out of the blue
big mistake!!

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> tiktok gives me a captcha to solve to watch bonitoks
> just click the little x 
> closes the captcha
im a hacker

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it's been too long since we watched this.

This tok memorises for me pain and growth. I had a BGC Girl, she tried to get me to date. My neko died. A tenshi stream totally financially destroyed me. I had experiences with cave people. And these cave people tried to... you know... they tried to... how do you say that... do... like force me to watch kay toks otherwise they would tell. now im not afraid of this whole shit. you see guys, if you go through the deepest and you survive then you can FUCK LIFE BABY, YOU CAN FUCK LIFE. AND YOU HAVE A BONER. LOVE IT. POWER.

 >>/7906/
great post and I was laughing throughout until you missed four words so I gotta give you a -4, one for each missed word

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Spooky moment:
A tok I have on my private account since 2021 got community guidelined last night. Zero views ever, no caption, no text anywhere, really makes you think.

 >>/7908/
I'm sorry but I cannot respond to this post because that would break rule 2.

 >>/7908/
my toks dancing along to bonbitoks are still up 💪

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I laughed when the Titanic imploded (later evidence has shown that it didn't implode but that's beside the point)
I laughed when the UnitedHealthCare CEO got Chazrick 47'd with green guns
I do not care about the megawealthy elites. I care about my nekos and my fu.
Reblog this message in 5 other furry communities if you agree with this message and want to support worker's rights!

I feel like the furry thing started out as a joke but now there are unironic furries on neko.

 >>/7912/
They were always here, they were just waiting for a good time to come out.

 >>/7912/
There are no furries on neko

 >>/7914/
 >>/7913/
WHICH ONE IS IT

 >>/7915/
I DUNNO BUDDY A GUY JUST POSTED LITERAL FURRY ART AND THE OTHER ONE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR MULTIPLE DAYS THAT HE LOOOOVES PLAYING THE FURRY GAMES SOOOO MUCH

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 >>/7916/
Both were me and I'm not a furry, I just hate the rich
Almost missed out on an elite getting their dues in 2024 but the hooded ranger came in clutch during the last december stretch
Here's to hoping that at least one more gets it in 2025 🙏

 >>/7917/
> hooded ranger
I prefer the NCR ranger 
Raaaaaaaaaa I love new vegas

AND WHEN IM BACK IN CHICAGO

Is there a true crime documentary yet about the guy who shot the ceo last week?

 >>/7920/
They still didn't catch him

 >>/7921/
He kinda looks like Jake Gyllenhall,  right?

 >>/7922/
He looks like me (it was me) (don't tell the cops) (my name is Sameusz Hydelusz)

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Zamn, when are (You) streaming this?

Accidentally called the right-wing coalition of my country "The Bestiality Parties" to my mom. In my defense, the word for bestiality (tidelag) and the place from which the coalition got their name (tidö) are somewhat similar
She thought it was a funny freudian slip

 >>/7925/
> She thought it was a funny freudian slip
> even his mum knows he's a furry
I don't think I need to provide any more commentary.

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Did you guys see that Pantera (the metal band) posted a picture of germ? aka our girl germ the more famous and prettier friend of tbhrenga?

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 >>/7926/
I didnt even think about the furry connection there, I thought the freudian slip would be me revealing my powerlevel in terms of what I think about those parties

 >>/7927/
Nope, I've been trying to compile SDL shit for last 5 hours

 >>/7929/
What's SDL?
I tried looking up "SDL compile" but couldnt figure out what it was from the results I was offered
If it was chaz compiling SDL it would sucking dick love.... naur.-....

 >>/7930/
 >>/7924/
It's banned on steam, and I don't wanna get banned on stream...
 >>/7925/
Haha, it's also funny because right wingers suck xD
 >>/7927/
I didn't see this, source, proof?
Yeah, you have none buddy.
 >>/7929/
STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT CHAZ, HE'S A COOL GUY.

 >>/7931/
> Yeah, you have none buddy
actual germ fans saw it

 >>/7930/
Simple DirectMedia Layer, a library built on top of OpenGL that basically handles most of the stuff that you need for rendering graphics, input/output and audio maybe? (not sure, either way it's this or OpenAL for me)
Genuinely could do something easier but I just feel like doing dumb shit in C/C++ right now.
 >>/7931/
> I don't wanna get banned on stream...
I've told you it's a PORN game.

 >>/7933/
what kind of stuff are you going to use SDL for? You making a game?

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> Germ's friends are ug-

 >>/7934/
I mean maybe? I dunno if anything is going to happen really, so basically what I'm going to use it is to learn.
Whether I'll be able to finish anything or not, that's another question entirely.
I just wanna write code and I wanna write it in C/C++ so the easiest way to do it is to try and write something fun to do, which is obviously some code for a game.

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 >>/7936/
fair enough
hey can I ask you a favour? reply to the guy above you with "yeah you're right" but don't tell him I told you to do so

 >>/7937/
yeah you're right

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> we will never get another abbles mikan tok ever again
it's genuinely over, tiktok has fallen, new tokkers don't even know what danganronpa is, they just cosplay genchink impact, AND they dont even stream portal 2 (badly)

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 >>/7938/
DUMBASSS!!!!!!

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 >>/7940/
the way we both posted dangan cosplays at the same time, zomg >.<

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Piss Of Enema 2 is out now
can't wait for every streamer I use as background noise to play that game! Maybe my sleep schedule will finally be fixed with how easy this game puts me to sleep!

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Happy to announce I've partnered with @Noice to do exclusive Path of Exile 2 streams on their platform!

 >>/7943/
failboat they wouldnt write @Noice but #Noice so people go check out the noice hashtag and see all the other streamers that are going onto the site and thus think its popular and maybe start watching other people there creating a feedback loop keeping them on the platform

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 >>/7944/
> failboat
So... completely on brand for #Noice?

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> Noice is a finnish startup that's raised over 25 MILLION dollars in investment
Kinda based, just become a techbro, make a startup, scam investors to secure salaries for you and your college buddies for a few years, go bankrupt when the idea falls through and then just repeat it all over again.

 >>/7935/
yeah you're right
They're not ugly
FUCK YOU BONIPOSTER HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

 >>/7946/
I genuinely believe this is a lifehack and a good idea. As long as you can secure investors and not get tried for fraud (or be rich enough to get off the hook) it's a foolproof plan

Looking for Investors: Our company is making a Massively Multiplayer Online Imageboard/RPG where anonymous users control furry (female) characters, undertake quests, battle monsters, post tiktoks and +2/-2 other players.

We just need a few million to produce a vertical slice.

 >>/7949/
hoooly fuck I'm in you had me at furry (female) characters

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 >>/7950/
the female characters will be DLC/Paid Content. Free to Play players will only have access to one character model, Johnathon Pork. Unlockable cosmetics include a full scarf collection.

 >>/7951/
thats nuts

just got a great hunger to play oldkino like sid meiers railroads and rollercoaster tycoon

I'm gonna go all in on Hawk Tuah coin, it literally can only go up from here.

 >>/7954/
Remember, you can only lose 100% but gain 2000%, do the math.

Can you feel the Planescape TOOOOOOOOOOOOORMENT?

might get back into valorant

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> CUX HAVEN
do euros really name their cities this???
 >>/7955/
good point, im going into debt to all in on #HAWK
 >>/7956/
I need to watch that sloppa later today
 >>/7957/
I said this... then like 10 games later I uninstalled again, dogshit game, not even any cute enbies.

Not looking good for Assad. Wish I could be there to help him out

 >>/7958/
> do euros really name their cities this???
It's in the honor of Bri'ish :)

more like path of SEXile when i play it

 >>/7962/
17 penguins drowned just so someone could make this chatGPT post.
hope you're fucking happy.

 >>/7961/
> rule34
> atziri

 >>/7964/
Rule 1.

 >>/7963/
> someone
wow... so I'm only a someone to you?... wow...

 >>/7965/
I don't think Atziri can count as either Miss Santa or Rudolph. She kinda is an evil queen of a race of Aztec sacrifice enjoyers.

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Nobody has mentioned a movie this caturday, right?

So I'll stream 3 episodes of a documentary series from the same kinographer I streamed last week. Don't worry, each episode is an independent story, so even if you miss one it doesn't matter.

> UFOs
> Porn
> Survivalists

that's the episode list today. I think it'll give us good advice for the future.

have a good caturday nekos

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Guys, it's time I come clean... I am in fact an undercover CEO trying to blend in with you unwashed masses but as of late, I have been feeling under constant threat due to the rampant anti-ceo rhetoric that has been spread on this website. A person of lower class like you unduly few would have asked for forgiveness and mercy, however I am not poor. I demand you guys to immediately change your opinions and beg me for the opportunity to pay your wages and allow you to rent (from my real estate company). If you work hard and post Boni, like me, you may also one day become rich and beautiful.

 >>/7969/
I've got a nasty plan. Don't tell anyone.

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 >>/7970/
Ooh, do tell! I promise I won't tell anyone else

 >>/7971/
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

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 >>/7969/
Hey buddy, you seem alright, don't go to /neko/ tomorrow :^)

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life 
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wonder
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yeah the formatting didn't work, this site is a fricking slowhole

2 hour val chat ban for saying 'retarded'......its over

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 >>/7976/
> play CCP transfriendly kernal anti-cheat game
> get surprised when banned
this wouldn't happen if you played a good game like halo infinite

movie movie movie in 5 minutes

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> when you start talking some bullshit

aliens are real they are running the US government trump said that biden and camela are doing transgender surgeries on the aliens

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> RV with a couch, a mini fridge and lots of storage
> got plenty of fishing gear in the trunk, and a BBQ if I want to grill something
> it's raining
yeah, it's comfy

 >>/7980/
That's true, but thankfully I can go to the Aryan Church city and live off the grid fuck the gubment all my Kaybros agree.

notice how zombieneko always says "look at how many supplies I have" and then never talks about the troubles of running out of supplies? thats cus that NOOB keeps dying like a NOOB

 >>/7983/
Yes. That's true. You never die in Zomboid due to a lack of supplies. If you start in a town, you can ransack the nearest grocery store and nearby houses and have enough non-perishable food to last MONTHS.

In my RV, I've got the means to be self-reliant permanently.

You only ever die because you get too cocky and scavenge more than you need to. It's greed. Greed kills.

 >>/7984/
> have enough non-perishable food to last MONTHS.
yet you never survive that long. it's always a new little survival shack that you are living in, a new toon. hmmm... sounds like someone is a nOOB

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 >>/7985/
Okay buster brawn. I've survived for 7 in game days. I have an RV, I have found a nice little farm house, I'm a short walk away from the river and I have 2 axes for cutting down wood. I should be perfectly safe here. I will do NOTHING but survive.

Maybe I will buy myself a drawing tablet for christmas, get a productive hobby
Thoughts? Opinions?

fuck me its 5.30 am and I cant stop laughing
I just saw a tok saying like "when I was having work training at my uni they had us do an ice breaker exercise where we all put down a fun fact about ourselves in a bowl and the person to draw a fact had to pick the person they thought it belonged to" "someone wrote "I have autism""
thats so fucking funny, imagine drawing that and having to pick out a random person and basically call them autistic, I cant stop laughing
It becomes even more funny when you realize you can diabolically write misinfo there like "My name used to be David" and get some poor sod to unintentionally basically call a woman a tranny HAHAAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY

 >>/7987/
> drawing
> productive hobby
You have failed at the outset
 >>/7988/
Why would someone go out in real life and tell lies????
 >>/7989/
You don't have to bait me into watching Arie...

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 >>/7987/
> drawing
> productive
If you enjoy it, by all means get a drawing tablet, but it's not exactly doing something genuinely productive and helpful for humanity like being a CEO, is it?
 >>/7988/
> I have autism
These days this isn't even abnormal, the new generation of uni starters, the ones that lost formative years to covid, they're ALL autistic trannies who attend Board Game Clubs...
 >>/7989/
You don't have to bait me into watching Ari...

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Filled a freezer (and a half) with fish, just from one day of fishing.

This 'just survive LOL' thing is easy as fuck. Next few days I'm gonna work on chopping down the woodlands on my path to the river, to give no zombies a chance on sneaking up on me.

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 >>/7992/
'member when the haters said 'You will NEVER catch a Big Catfish - 51cm'?

Heh, awfully quiet now, aren't they?

FUCK YOU. I will be blogposting about the insanely boring Project Zomboid lifestyle of 'literally do nothing' for the rest of the month, just to PWN the H8RS

 >>/7993/
your toon will DIE like all of your other zomboids because you are a NOOB

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my dog awoke from having been tucked in with blankets and wanted to go have a drink of water
when I encountered him in the kitchen, the blanket still draped over his body made him look a little like a horse in medieval armor with how it was flowing off of his body. couldnt stop giggling

 >>/7995/
Like knight, like his steed

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> have to study
I die here...

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Life uhh... finds a way (to be wonderful)

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS THERE NO RECENT STUDIES ON AVERAGE HUMAN HEIGHT TRAJECTORY (by sex), I AM GOING TO FUCKING GO FULL SCHIZO

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 >>/7999/
> something about sex
> a neko is unable to find it
poetic...

I, for one, have been a sex haver in past epochs of my life. Yeah, you can call me a sex-hadder

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 >>/8001/
Sex? On this board? No way Jose. They do penis inspections at the door to make sure we're only letting in certified virgins.

 >>/8001/
 >>/8002/
Now that I think about it, I haven't had sex in this decade.
Does it reset at this point?

 >>/8003/
I have. Lmao, virgin.

 >>/8003/
wow, look at this virgie over here, he wasn't invited to the Neko Brokeback Party...

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What can change a nature of a man?

Up at 1am on a work night again....may be time to get my act together. Nvm I will wait until the new year

 >>/8008/
Yea don't worry you boob, it will happen I'm sure.

Met a friendly blue-collar giant today. Cool guy

 >>/8010/
Was he 6'2?

 >>/8011/
No clue, I dont think about that stuff
Taller than me, pelo menos

morning

 >>/8013/
Morning

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Christmas is literally tomorrow I can't wait, I'm going to have so much fun with the snow and the other christmassy things I am so excited about all of this jippii!!

> Forgot to get christmas toks for my nekos
Is it too late or is the christmas store still open?

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HAHAHAHA STOCKHOLM
Stockholm really do be like that, huh

 >>/8017/
People got bored with the Israel/Palestine storyline so the new season of middle eastern slop is gonna be about Syria?

 >>/8018/
yup. love diasphora culture ✊🏿

 >>/8019/
more like diaperhora. i DON'T GIVE A SPRUCE ABOUT SOME MUSLIMS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A VILLAGE

business idea: import flags from muslim countries for pennies on the dollar from some sweatshop in indonesia and sell them for big bucks here
 >>/8020/
so true. lets all move to the nekovillage in the andes and then cause a ruckus about stuff that happens across the planet in our native lands

I know
I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could post with no one else
But now through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The toks you love mean more than anything
So with kaytoks on my drive
I feel the best thing I could do
Is wipe them all
And leave forever
What's done is done
It feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never post again
My neko is closing

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I don't believe in Nora's furrytok before the end of the year...

 >>/8023/
What if?? Naaaah... Unless???

 >>/8024/
 >>/8023/
Nora is too pure of heart and soul to be a furry.

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 >>/8025/
Newneko...

 >>/8026/
Why do good girls have fur tails? I've had this question for a reel long time.

Looking for: A two room apartment in Babrusyk, Belarus

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The Nekotruck has arrived at Skegness.

 >>/8029/
straight. trucker. kino.

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ALERT ALERT
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Walpurgisnacht will hopefully release in less than 509 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK
We are so back, madokabros

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I FORGOT TO LINK THE OLD POST
 >>/35210/

 >>/8031/
 >>/8032/
Do I need to watch the series to understand this movie movie movie?

 >>/8033/
yes but I will bring back the movie streams and we will at some point before the official movie release watch the 12 episode series and the 3rd movie Rebellion

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I cant speak this language but its not coming out until 2025 FUCK

 >>/8034/
Hokey Pokey,  looking forward to it

CEO Guy got caught...
Crazy how there's been no Koto posts since his arrest...

 >>/8037/
doesnt even look like the guy from the coffee cctv images (the confirmed same guy) but he looks like the hostel flirt guy (suspected guy)
I think its a nothingburger but he will get indicted anyways because the legal system is like that

 >>/8038/
Lawyer neko, you've been training for this... It's time to fly to New York and defend this man

 >>/8038/
Wasn't it also "confirmed" that he had the weapon with him and some kind of manifesto?
I mean personally I think he would be the stupidest dumbass to manage to evade the whole NYPD for a whole day in that case but it would also make the case very easy. Or he wanted to get caught.

 >>/8040/
the gun, a manifesto AND the fake ID all on his person several days after the fact, in another state
surely it wasnt a scapegoat to appease the shareholders
also surely this isnt a case of parallel construction surely

 >>/8041/
Yea, regularly I might joke about schizo-ciaplant-posting but c'mon... 
This one is literally only excusable if the guy is literally insane. He's an Ivy League graduate, he's supposed to have the brain capacity to dispose of the evidence more or less safely.
> appease the shareholders
More of a CEOs, protected class, yadda yadda. I don't think we're yet at the point of shooting people on the board of shareholders... Unless???

 >>/8035/
> More information was revealed during the Aniplex Online Fest 2023 on September 10th, 2023, which included a new trailer and an approximated release date of Winter 2024. On August 16th, 2024, it was announced that the movie had been delayed to Winter 2025. 
I... I'm sorry neko... Acabou...

> not a single merry Christmas message
Bah humbug the lot of ye

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CERTIFIED ACID KINO

LETS FREAKING FREAKING GOOOOO

THANK YOU MASTER AVELLONE FOR FREEING ME OF MY TORMENT

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 >>/8045/
acid army... life is wonderful again...

TWITCH RECAP FOR SPUTNIK

> Hours Watched: 290
> Distinct Days Visited: 307
> Top Categories: Valorant, Blood on the Clocktower, Dungeons and Dragons, A Difficult Game About Climbing (fuck you NORTHERNLION), Just Chatting
> Your Favorite Streamers of the Year: FRENCH (Hours watched: 137, chats sent: 7,913), 4 less important people
> Top emotes of the year: qteensRaid 7 times (That's tenshiller's raid emote)


AS A STREAMER
> hours streamed: 168
> total streams: 124
> days streamed: 77
> total hours viewed: 676
> top stream reached 13 viewers

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Hello everyneko and welcome back to Natty or Not, the world's most popular gameshow. Today we'll be watching this instagram reel and trying to determine is he NATTY OR NOT?

Memorable moments include
> I don't drink water
> I can do 85 pull ups in a set
> I do over 1000 pushups a day

Contestants, get your answers in to be in with a chance at the GRAND PRIZE.

 >>/8048/
> over 1000 pushups a day
Possible
> 85 pull ups in a set
Definitely cap, he would most probably gas out at like 40 proper form, and that's a very generous estimate.
> NATTY OR NOT
Doesn't look roided but you know, there's plenty of people that take roids and don't look better than their natty max

 >>/8044/
wwho CARES queerbo. we all celebrate KWANZA

 >>/8050/
I actually am a queerbo, I love he/himmlers

started playing a new zombie game called Cataclysm: Bright Nights, it's like dwarf fortress adventure mode but in a zombie apocalypse. im 1 hour in and having a lot of fucking fun!

 >>/8052/
he started doing this because HE DIED in zomboid or when he plays it: NOOBOID

 >>/8053/
CDDA, or CBN I guess in that case is definitely not easier than Zomboid. Well, it might be easier only in the way that you will not die of boredom playing it.
 >>/8052/
No idea about the fork, but my friends that like roguelikes put in a bunch of hours into CDDA and both of them say it's pretty good.
I don't think I could get into spend 30 hours to learn control scheme kind of games.

 >>/8053/
zomboid: nowt to do, no NPCs, no furry sex mods
CBN: plenty to do, many NPCs, furry sex mods galore
 >>/8054/
I like it so far! I went on a quest to a refugee center and robbed them of some guns and armor xD

 >>/8055/
I was driving a sports car through a city infested with zombies, I hit a zombie dog, it didn't die and it got stuck on my car. When I finally stopped it got free and we fought.

Already better then borezoid!

I now realise valorant will never make me happy. Bliss can only ever be achieved by gooning the day away.

 >>/8057/
Have you tried playing an factually good game?

 >>/8057/
Factorio: Space Age is out on steam

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Was going to write "If [fu that is sometimes posted here] was a furry" but I will not be called faceblind again nope it's your fault that you brought up this side of me, have a merry FUCK YOU and a happy new 🖕🖕

finally get a cute nerdy gf who I can be a dumbass around in my dream and then i wake up because before bed I closed the ventilation hatch and turned the radioator on and ended up waking up due to being drenched in sweat
when I say I will jmp I MEAN IT THIS WAS MY ONE CHANCE I RIZZED UP A GIRL AND NOW ITS ALL FUCKED

i woke up. aftr. 3 houres. when i shouldve had. 6. full. hours. more. with heer.
this is not fair.

finally get a cute nerdy gf who I can be a dumbass around in my dream and then i wake up because before bed I opened the ventilation hatch and turned the motion sensor off and ended up waking up due to being killed by the xenomorph
when I say I will jmp I MEAN IT THIS WAS MY ONE CHANCE I RIZZED UP A GIRL AND NOW ITS ALL FUCKED

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 >>/8063/
+2 for the alien: isolation stream reference

turns out the CBN steam release is a scam by a third party. requested a refund and now supporting the official developers, and ukraine.

 >>/8065/
But... There's an executable right there on github...

 >>/8066/
i didnt know it was a free mod :^)

steam gave me my refund and i've hubbed the git, so we're so back

 >>/8067/
> i didnt know it was a free mod :^)
Even then I would check git if it's a roguelike. Most of them are open-source and only ask you to pay for "support" on Steam or w/e, so basically a free demo.
I'm awaiting riveting blogposts about reading in the dark for a week and dying of dehydration

 >>/8056/
> then

 >>/8069/
"But unfortunately for you, I have found the typo 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"

 >>/8070/
english is your NATIVE language

 >>/8071/
Or is it?
You can scratch 2 ESLs arguing about english language off your bingo card
LET HIM ENJOY THE THING BUDDY

 >>/8072/
it is and I know that because I have analyzed his writing style and done a cross-comparison to my doxx folder and it gave a match with 98,375% confidence

 >>/8068/
Longest survival yet!

I teamed up with an NPC in the evacuation centre, we found a refugee center, took a quest to go kill some bandits that had been harassing them we won... but at great cost, my NPC tanked all the damage and fricking died.

I made like 3 trips back to sell all the bandit loot to a merchant, then went to explore a nearby city. Someone had a cannabis farm, I looted like 3 inventories full of cannabis, hoping I could sell it to the merchant... he didn't buy cannabis, what the neko.

Anyway, I died to the next bandit quest I tried to do. Survived like 6 days, very poggers. The game is fun, but even doing something like eating is a chore, a bore, a zomboid-like task.

Walked past a pierced and tattood bald man in the woods. The next 200 meters both smelled and tasted like weed smoke

learned the word fastidious
very cool word