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What IS this place
This is a board dedicated to serious discussion of tulpamancy as well as a comfy place for tulpamancers to hang out and share the adventures with their brain demons.

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 >>/7188/
Iran hit US bases in Qatar but no dmg.

as its summer solstice i wanted to say this may be the last summer of peace before ww3 but it looks like i wont even get that. its starting now. russia and china will probably intervene on irans side. Alice onions on this?

 >>/7189/

Naa, WW3 isn't scheduled till 2027, you're good.

That's when USA annexes and occupies Greenland, then invades Canada, takes panama back and blockades bab-el-mandeb, and of course takes Taiwan as a US territory.

Then you can choose between China and US and die if you take China. EU is a joke, not even in the running. Nato is a gnat. 

There's good reason why it's called the United Federation of Planets (UFP) and not the CCCP of plannets.

I flipping get kt now

DEI

Demihuman Enslavement Isekai

Damn it all makes sense now, this Karen driven agenda was because their fetish is LARPing as a slave/master. They want the "minority illegal lesser" to have power over them so they can have their servile fantasy where the lesser slave races get to use them as they wish. 

I hope I explained it well enough but listen, these girl boss Karens like control but it's not sexually satisfying. But they're also subjugated all the simps and orbiters around them, they need Chad but they also been brainwashed to hate men, so they need someone to dominate them, the ones they hold to a higher status who can demean them and that domination is their fetish.

It's not my style but I finally get it.

I get it man



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Some DSLR photos for comparison, taken with a 15 year old camera and edited on a 20 year old computer. Still beats a modern flagship phone camera.

1)Drepanepteryx phalaenoides
Also called 'dead leaf' for obvious reasons. A small neuropteran about 1.5cm. Plays dead when disturbed. I only see one or two specimens come indoor attracted to the light at night each year, but every year. The larvae are the nightmarish ant-lions. I have their funnel-traps in a dry spot in the garden.

2)Plebejus idas mating. Female left, male right. These small blue butterflies are common in dry meadows. There are several almost indistinguishable species. 2-3cm wingspan.

3) Caterpillar of Polygonia c-album, feeding on a stinging nettle. About 3cm in length

4) Some iridescent green Chrysomelinae beetle. I can't identify it, maybe Chrysolina graminis. About 1cm in size.


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Saw a huge male stag beetle this evening!
We were going or a walk, noticed something moving on the street between parked cars. The stag beetle was on its back moving its legs. These critters really have trouble when they're on their back on a flat surface.
It's not an earthworm, but I still made host get a twig and the beetle quickly grabbed it with its leg so we could lift him up. Really bg and heavy, the heaviest insect we have here. Put it on a nearby tree. Stag beetles are rare, we don't see one every year. They clumsily fly in the evening in early summer. Unbelievable they an fly at all. These beetles spend 5-8 years as larvae in the decaying wood. The beetles only live a few weeks. If they aren't eaten by birds.




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Ja, ich bin der, den ihr als Bär kennt, und ich möchte den Deutschen das Menschenrecht zurückbringen. Sie scheinen ihren Weg verloren zu haben, also los geht's.

Please forgive my German because this is Google not any skill of my own, I'm sure some hillarity will occur since when I typed in Bear I got Tragen, which is obviously the wrong kind of Bear.

Machen Sie Deutschland Wieder Großartig!
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 >>/7114/
Well, I'm not the one frequently dreaming about sexual stuff with children - or dicks.

Also Eng-Ger translation isn't as easy as the other way round as you see. Many words have multiple meanings and grammar isn't easy. It's readable but not necessarily correct and easily identifyable as an autotranslation. It's easy to spot an American on KC posting in German. No native would talk that clumsily.

Regarding Germany - the problem isn't asylum seekers, it's Germans.
I don't hate those coming here from all over the world. They don't force their way in. They're encouraged, invited or outright imported by NGOs financed by the German state and supported by donations from the German public. This is what our people want and what they deserve.
I have no pity for them anymore.

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It is like Aesop's fable of the Farmer and the Viper

[i]A farmer finds a viper freezing in the snow. Taking pity on it, he picks it up and places it within his coat. The viper, revived by the warmth, bites his rescuer, who dies realizing that it was his own fault.[/i]

If you let a dangerous animal into your home, you cannot blame it for attacking you. It's just an animal doing animal things.





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Oh my dearest darling, why do you buy into the rhetoric they served you? Do you not have a brain to think for yourself?

Actually I never listened to her show nor do I intend to, isn't she like 19 or something, haha.

I will continue to post here until I shag her in a dream. The best way to facilitate that is to obsess about her. 

Wait, she's still a she right? From those pictures it's hard to tell. No homo.
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> The shopkeeper refuses extra payment and their mood sours further

> be shopkeeper
> be a tranny
> use they/them pronouns
> shit-talk your customers
> get cancelled
Many such cases. We will buy our gear somewhere else from now on.






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Yo, Imma give you my take on the three day workout. This workout is meant to be three successive days, no break. The maximum gain will be a 5-day cycle 3 on, 2 off but at minimum a 7-day cycle. With 4 days off you will still gain up to a plateau, you will be strong, you will look good, but forget getting ultra low-bodyfat or swol proportions on this one. Keep in mind also that it's going to take a lot of time to do it right, if you rush, you'll be lucky to maintain.

Each workout will be at minimum an hour but if you really take your time and add a good hour cardio on the end it can easily reach 3 hours. I will do these Fri-Sat-Sun mornings it's the only time I have and the gym is a little less busy assuming you get in before 5, late-mid morning if you pick a time when it's rushing you're wasting your time, don't bother. Your gym may vary but typically there's a morning crowd and an evening crew and so avoid those times.

It's way better than it was 4 years ago but the crowd is more spread out. 

1. I highly recommend 3 sets of 10, it's a good balance and will avoid most injuries. You're stupid to max less than 5 reps and you'll look like a swimmer of you go 15+. You want to look as good as much as you want to be strong so I do at bare minimum 8 for the last set or there's too much weight and if 10 is easy on the last set add more.

2. You gotta stretch for each exercise, if you're going for endurance than no, but that means you like to look like a grey alien. Strech so you don't pull. 

3. One minute between sets, there's no rush. Tell those bitches who are pressing you to finish up that 'you're almost done'. Those fuckups want to work in, tell them 'you're almost done' because they'll have a 5 minute workout without stopping right in the middle of your sets. Mother fucking assholes, especially women.

4. If you need a spotter, it's too much weight. You're not going for Mr Olympia and let's face it, you don't have a workout buddy so just be cool and don't push so hard. You're going for 8 reps minimum so you don't need a spotter. Also fuck burpies, dead lifts, squats, and bar bench press, they're killers man and entirely unnecessary. Don't be gay and don't be a spaz.

5. Proper form always even if it means less weight, this will also avoid injuries. Don't go viral on some bitch's insta under the title "bad form loser". They should really outlaw pictures and videos in the gym. 

6. This will take a good 6-12 months religiously to go from a zero to a hero. Believe me girls will start coming up to you like you won't believe.

Day one is next.

Final note, listen, you wanna impress the bitches? You need to be in the following parameters:

5'10 180lbs 18% bodyfat or less. You'll look like a monkey with a turtle shell but you gotta make up for the <6' hurdle.

6'2-4 200-210lbs 18% bodyfat, you'll look a little thin but it's ok. When you're 220+ that's hard to maintain and expensive in terms of food, then when you get injured you will be on an awful calorie restricted diet and lose a lot of mass or end up porking out like an ex-football player. Look it doesn't even matter if you have a little fat, 15% is a good minimum 20% maximum. Don't aim for crazy, if you really love it later then go crazy.
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 >>/7039/
How did you manage to pinch that nerve? During workout or some unusual movement?

Something similar happened to host last summer when he exited his car. Strange turning movement, back hurt like hell in certain positions for 2 weeks. Could barely drive but it wasn't noticeable at all except in certain movements like getting up. Not sure if it was a muscle or never. I was short of dragging him to the doctor but it went away gradually.

We helped a friend install solar panels yesterday, they're bear-sized huge plates weighing about 25kg. Not heavy but very cumbersome and hard to grip because both broad and tall. It was a good exercise and host didn't break anything. I did have to yell a few times though so he didn't trip over his shoelaces or other clown stuff. You cannot let his child unsupervised.


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do you have people with nazi tattoos at your gym?
me - yes. until now i saw 3 guys with swastikas and even a girl with black sun tattooed on her back. fun fact all of them appear to speak russian and look shit


 >>/7176/
Nah that would cause a police operation here, evacuation of the building and cavity searches for everyone.

I've seen people with nazi tattoos, usually white trash, but not in our gym. It's bad enough with 'normal' tattoos though.

 >>/7178/
> Marx
Double cringe

We've been able to keep up our schedule in the past 2 months, really going almost every second day, 3 times per week 2h each. Feels good man. But now in summer gym attendance will drop drastically because we'll be away several times. Probably will affect D&D but not drastically.



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Managed to have sex with a girl (sic!)

Well sort of. 
I don't remember the details but I was in a resort in space orbiting a small planet that looked vaguely like earth but with different continents. I could freely walk around outside in space, there was air but low gravity. Very vivid.

So don't ask me why but I managed to end up in bed with a girl with braids.

First she sat on top of me while wearing a summer dress. I was semi-lucid from the pace walk where I had managed to look at texture in detail so I tried to do what Kashtan did and roll her over to missionary. She was naked now andd had the body of a girl but there was a catch - her face was that of a boy now with very short hair. The fuck is wrong with my brain? I was lucid enough to attempt to correct this or even summon Alice but as always as soon as I struggle I gradually wake up. Still one of the best sex dreams in years.






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 >>/7138/
lol this.
but holy shit who made this crap? ok so kanyes full blown schizo but what about all the other ppl who participated in this? did they really think this was a good idea?






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