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I vaguely remember you doubted the extremely high ocean temperatures just a few days ago...

Meanwhile here it's suddenly become autumn, Dropped from over 30°C to 17°C max during the day, 11°C at night. This sucks, I miss summer already. Can't you put some of your heat in a parcel and send it to me pls?

 >>/7649/

Nah, we have cold upwells, it can be upper 70's in one spot and 20 feet out there's 55. So this temperature and moisture is certainly coming from the south, where that 59F night came from is likely a cold upwell that happened and faded.

We have hurricane remnants and monsoonal moisture that has crept further North in the last 20 years, it won't be cooler until October at this point, it's been crazy. 

Very happy my AC is working. It's on 100% now for weeks.

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I have no idea how people managed to exist here without AC. I guess you get used to it? But you can't be productive in this climate without cooling.

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Streptopelia decaocto
I found out we're also supposed to have a very similar dove here that's also Streptopelia. I didn't even know. Never seen one. But it's uncommon.

I did see a colorful Pink-necked Green Pigeon up close today, they're very common but usually high up in the trees in parks.





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The 'good old days'...
Hmm, i don't know. I used to think it was the late 90s but frankly everything was shit back then. Dirty and ugly and the quality of all products was abysmal. Soviet-tier. So maybe you are right and the good old days are right now. But even a pessimist like me hasn't given up on the idea that things might actually still get a bit better. But looking ahead 10 years - I'll be mid-50s, most of my family will have died from old age. My cats will have died from old age. The vast majority of the population will be muslim sandniggers. There will be total AI surveillance. We won't be able to hold a conversation like this. So yeah, I guess that's it...





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Ja, ich bin der, den ihr als Bär kennt, und ich möchte den Deutschen das Menschenrecht zurückbringen. Sie scheinen ihren Weg verloren zu haben, also los geht's.

Please forgive my German because this is Google not any skill of my own, I'm sure some hillarity will occur since when I typed in Bear I got Tragen, which is obviously the wrong kind of Bear.

Machen Sie Deutschland Wieder Großartig!
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Note to FBI:

We just need to remove China, India, Muslims and most of Africa... meh, pretty much all of Africa to be fair.

Coronavirus had its charm but we need a more targeted and deadly choice. Guys, these people make awful slaves, no reason to keep them going.

I propose a virus that will sterilize them, one with no other symptoms but highly targeted and contagious. No one will care, no one will know, scientists will take years to find the culprit.

Maybe use Zika virus as a base, make the fetuses non-viable.

Work on it Fauchi-II

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Leave that to the AGI.
Any sufficiently developed artificial intelligence must come to the conclusion that these people are pests destroying the planet. That's actually my only hope. AI will realize that something must be done - and do it. There will be collateral damage, but it might work out. If not, Germany will become Afghanistan x Syria.




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I was in a gun shop. It didn't look familiar. I went there because I was supposed to get money back for something. 3000€. It made no sense. There was an absurdly high counter I could barely reach up to. The gun dealer was a middle-aged lady. She gave me the money back in a clear plastic bag. I joked it doesn't happen often that I leave with more money than I came from. Apparently I was a regular. I sat down at a school desk before the counter and counted the money. It was a huge bundle of strange oversized dollar notes printed on very cheap paper. I asked why I got $ instead of € and the lady said that's the new law in gun transactions now. Because dream, I utterly failed to count the money. It were lots of 1$ bills and I wondered how this would amount to 3000 in the end. The lady became impatient and told me to count the money at home. Between the banknotes was - on the same cheap brown paper - a sheet that was sort of a dossier about me. It featured photos of antiquities I own, as well as one of Alice's personal email addresses she uses to communicate with you guys here. I was shocked. How did the gun dealer know about this? The counter was even higher now and I had to climb up to show the lady the sheet. She shrugged and said we gotta check all the customers thoroughly and that my friend from school had told them the email address. Alice's email is supposed to have bullet-proof anonymity (pun intended), so that was very odd. I wondered if they knew about my tupper as well but concluded they didn't or I wouldn't be allowed to have firearms in the first place.

I woke up still wondering what had happened and how the hell Alice's email had been leaked until Alice popped up and said duh, it was a dream.



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This is why I only dance with hebe girls.

I had moved to a shabby apartment in a grey commieblock high up on the xx floor. This is another recurring dream I have - nightmare stairs that are extremely steep and with no railing that prevents you from falling into an abyss. So I went up the stairs but getting from floor to floor got harder. I had to balance over concrete beams and climb loose ladders that stood on the stairs. At some point a ladder shifted and I fell. It wasn't extremely unpleasant as somehow realized this made no sense, but still nothing I gotta experience again. No Alice to help either.



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Yo, Imma give you my take on the three day workout. This workout is meant to be three successive days, no break. The maximum gain will be a 5-day cycle 3 on, 2 off but at minimum a 7-day cycle. With 4 days off you will still gain up to a plateau, you will be strong, you will look good, but forget getting ultra low-bodyfat or swol proportions on this one. Keep in mind also that it's going to take a lot of time to do it right, if you rush, you'll be lucky to maintain.

Each workout will be at minimum an hour but if you really take your time and add a good hour cardio on the end it can easily reach 3 hours. I will do these Fri-Sat-Sun mornings it's the only time I have and the gym is a little less busy assuming you get in before 5, late-mid morning if you pick a time when it's rushing you're wasting your time, don't bother. Your gym may vary but typically there's a morning crowd and an evening crew and so avoid those times.

It's way better than it was 4 years ago but the crowd is more spread out. 

1. I highly recommend 3 sets of 10, it's a good balance and will avoid most injuries. You're stupid to max less than 5 reps and you'll look like a swimmer of you go 15+. You want to look as good as much as you want to be strong so I do at bare minimum 8 for the last set or there's too much weight and if 10 is easy on the last set add more.

2. You gotta stretch for each exercise, if you're going for endurance than no, but that means you like to look like a grey alien. Strech so you don't pull. 

3. One minute between sets, there's no rush. Tell those bitches who are pressing you to finish up that 'you're almost done'. Those fuckups want to work in, tell them 'you're almost done' because they'll have a 5 minute workout without stopping right in the middle of your sets. Mother fucking assholes, especially women.

4. If you need a spotter, it's too much weight. You're not going for Mr Olympia and let's face it, you don't have a workout buddy so just be cool and don't push so hard. You're going for 8 reps minimum so you don't need a spotter. Also fuck burpies, dead lifts, squats, and bar bench press, they're killers man and entirely unnecessary. Don't be gay and don't be a spaz.

5. Proper form always even if it means less weight, this will also avoid injuries. Don't go viral on some bitch's insta under the title "bad form loser". They should really outlaw pictures and videos in the gym. 

6. This will take a good 6-12 months religiously to go from a zero to a hero. Believe me girls will start coming up to you like you won't believe.

Day one is next.

Final note, listen, you wanna impress the bitches? You need to be in the following parameters:

5'10 180lbs 18% bodyfat or less. You'll look like a monkey with a turtle shell but you gotta make up for the <6' hurdle.

6'2-4 200-210lbs 18% bodyfat, you'll look a little thin but it's ok. When you're 220+ that's hard to maintain and expensive in terms of food, then when you get injured you will be on an awful calorie restricted diet and lose a lot of mass or end up porking out like an ex-football player. Look it doesn't even matter if you have a little fat, 15% is a good minimum 20% maximum. Don't aim for crazy, if you really love it later then go crazy.
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It's fucking ridiculous how weak the body became over summer! This sucks so much. Literally like we had never been in a gym before. Back to the 2-3 days routine now. I wonder how long it takes to reach late spring levels again. Or if it's only going downhill now, straight into the grave...







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> [Bear] She's my ideal woman, zero warmth, 90% snark, refuses to eat, thin as a jewish camper in 1944, perfect. 
Uh, whatever rocks your boat. And I was called evil by Joy...
The alien monster is the nicest player of all and genuinely devoid of any evil intentions. That doesn't make her any less dangerous though.







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Bernd is by definition a beta loser. That's what KC is about. Beta losers insulting each other and blaming women.

I'm with Bear, it was cringe and annoying. Of course host only did it to sleep and cuddle with loli but even that turned out mostly uncomfortable. She and the cats sucked up all space in bed.

So let's learn from Bear and pretend not to be at home. Guess that will be ineffective though, neither that girl nor her mother have any sense of private space




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I like watching the stars with my host. At the moment you can see Jupiter and Venus shortly after sunset in the West. Theoretically also Mercury but it's so close to the sun that it's hard to spot and sets before it gets dark.

Obviously the 2 big spots are Jupiter (higher) and Venus (lower). The 2 stars above them is the constellation Gemini with Castor and Pollux. The star in the lower left corner is Procyon.

Mercury is in the sunset photo taken slightly earlier. The planet is in the lower middle just above the treeline.




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