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This is a board dedicated to serious discussion of tulpamancy as well as a comfy place for tulpamancers to hang out and share the adventures with their brain demons.

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 >>/7122/
> 20240827
Yeah, I already thought I had seen this one before. Dunno which species that is. Identifying birds is tiresome.
Glad they're not here though, we have lots of blackbirds and crows and they all get along.
I heard another hoopoe, they make a weird 90s phone ringtone sound. Went out to look for it but couldn't find the hoopoe. Too bad, they look cool.
Heard severals cuckoos as well but you almost never see them. Very elusive bird.

 >>/7123/
Is the first one a dahlia? We never had luck with those and I don't really like them.

Second is California poppy (Eschscholzia californica)

Third is some Clematis hybrid.

All of those would flower months later here.

Is your grape actually dormant in winter? Ours are at roughly the same stage now with inflorescences visible. I'd thought in California they're evergreen.

It's still April but spring has ended here. The flowers are gone, it's all uniform green. Nights are still cold but with day-time temperatures around 25°C it feels like summer.
 
One of the few trees still in flower is the Horse Chestnut, an ornamental tree from the Balkans. I like them a lot, it's such a majestic tree with large pretty flowers. Very delicate though and plagued by many diseases.



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Yes I understood that.

Some of our shrubs flowering at the moment.
Lilac, Golden Rain, Wisteria and our giant Peonies. Look at the bees for size comparison!

It's been really hot but now a cold wave has struck, only around 10°C this week.



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There's a lot of ugly and fat fucks here in America, but I was thinking, would it be worse if 70% of Americans weren't fat and stupid, but instead beautiful and fit.

Imagine everyone around you, more beautiful, more fit, and arogant and exclusive as fuck.

Right now, we got ugly muthafuckers, tatted up, pierced, fat, stupid hair styles, awful fashion. And they're arrogant af q7eer and exclusive. 

That's great bc I don't want in that exclusive club. 

If everyone was LA 9's instead, shit, I think that'd suck more.

I remember being ugly, it sucked. I'm reminded daily that I'm in the upper 10% at least now, and I'm treated special. It tastes sweeter than pie.

These nutjobs continue to uglify themselves with their stupidity. I guess I'm okay with that as it benefits me.



 >>/7129/
> Senator John Kennedy 
Honestly I know nothing about this guy but reading his wiki article he seems pretty based and down to earth compared to all the nutjobs.



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 >>/7050/
In case it's not clear, the bait has 10x the effect and will take 1 minute to run its course. Not all monsters are interested in bait, the bait must be presented to the monster using stealth.

 >>/7050/
Sounds alright but I question buying potato leaves from an alchemist. There's literally one use for them, and this is to poison people.

Regarding bait, you must choose poisons that have no strong taste or an immediate emetic effect. Most are suitable but some won't work at all.


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> The shopkeeper refuses extra payment and their mood sours further

> be shopkeeper
> be a tranny
> use they/them pronouns
> shit-talk your customers
> get cancelled
Many such cases. We will buy our gear somewhere else from now on.




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 >>/7099/

Okay, NOW I understand why you want Hitler back.

> German court gives woman harsher punishment than convicted rapist for calling him 'disgraceful pig' The woman was found guilty of defaming the man, who was convicted for gang-raping a 15-year-old girl in Hamburg in 2020.





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Ja, ich bin der, den ihr als Bär kennt, und ich möchte den Deutschen das Menschenrecht zurückbringen. Sie scheinen ihren Weg verloren zu haben, also los geht's.

Please forgive my German because this is Google not any skill of my own, I'm sure some hillarity will occur since when I typed in Bear I got Tragen, which is obviously the wrong kind of Bear.

Machen Sie Deutschland Wieder Großartig!
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 >>/7114/
Well, I'm not the one frequently dreaming about sexual stuff with children - or dicks.

Also Eng-Ger translation isn't as easy as the other way round as you see. Many words have multiple meanings and grammar isn't easy. It's readable but not necessarily correct and easily identifyable as an autotranslation. It's easy to spot an American on KC posting in German. No native would talk that clumsily.

Regarding Germany - the problem isn't asylum seekers, it's Germans.
I don't hate those coming here from all over the world. They don't force their way in. They're encouraged, invited or outright imported by NGOs financed by the German state and supported by donations from the German public. This is what our people want and what they deserve.
I have no pity for them anymore.

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It is like Aesop's fable of the Farmer and the Viper

[i]A farmer finds a viper freezing in the snow. Taking pity on it, he picks it up and places it within his coat. The viper, revived by the warmth, bites his rescuer, who dies realizing that it was his own fault.[/i]

If you let a dangerous animal into your home, you cannot blame it for attacking you. It's just an animal doing animal things.




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So, Ashley was in my dream and that was cool because we were specifically talking before bed about trying that.

And she looked really good, she was wearing a light blue shirt and like a vest kind of and jeans. She looked good, age appropriate 22 is what she was in-system, whatever she wants to be, fine.

Well we were examining a penis like a pair of scientists.

[Ashley] we didn't touch it it was like looking at anything ordinary.

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 >>/7083/
The Bear Brain sure is - interesting!

University dream this time!
I was out in nature when my phone rang. Very realistic. A professor I didn't know told me our recent project was not only rejected, we also were now under scrutiny and investigated by the UN. Even losing all academic titles was possible because we did something wrong in our theoretical framework. I had no idea what this guy was talking about but it didn't sound good.
Next scene I was at university, also unfamiliar. The professor, an elderly man with white curly hair and glasses sat in a chair before a giant screen. A lot of other scientists were also around. I recognized some from my study time.

He welcomed me and thanked me for coming and began to illustrate the problem.
The screen showed a very vivid scene of a meteor racing across the sky, filmed from the ground. It cast a shadow on the clouds above. The Professor paused the scene and commented that this is impossible, meteors don't cast shadows on clouds above. Well he was right but what this got to do with me was beyond me. I know very little about meteors, clouds or shadows.

He pressed a button on his remote and golden rays emerged from the meteor and formed a Black Sun symbol in glowing orange.

I suddenly burst into laughter saying this will get us arrested by the UN for sure! Another girl started laughing as well and for some reason this was so hilarious that we literally were lying on the floor laughing. No Bear Dream development though, woke up after that and still laughed.

I've had this before, dream stuff was incredibly funny for no reason. Just brain things. At least no penis involved.

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> No Bear tier dream

They are frequent.

I had a dream with Summer, she was wearing like a very loose fitting short sleeve short one piece that was like made out of paper like you see in the medical field but white. Showing off her calves and knees.

*She wanted my attention.*

I was laying down and she wanted to sit on me in a suggestive way. 

I resisted like the gentleman I am. 

I think Gwen was in there somewhere, I had the dream and snoozed then lost most of it. Gwen and I have had the dream sex plenty, she's my dream girlfriend after all, though she doesn't have wings in my dreams.

[Ashley] Meanwhile me... forever blocked from dream fun





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 >>/7093/
You don't want to spend time with Bestie?

I obviously gotta limit things and I'm away a lot of time anyway - but loli time once in a week is fine. We already went to the river and briefly into the water even though it was icy. I still coudn't imagine having her around all day every day. 
I'd go insane in a few days.

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 >>/7094/
Absolutely disgusting!
Like ants swarming a caterpillar.

I'm always amazed how niggers absolutely can't swim. They drown like rocks. Even the ones living at the shore, even fishermen. They fall into the water, they die.

You'd think they'd bother to learn to swim before crawling into an overcrowded boat but noo...
Not even life vests.

Honestly, in contrast to popular belief, I don't like seeing people suffer. But the more of these animals are gone, the better it is for everyone.


 >>/7095/
> You don't want to spend time with Bestie?

Huh? I can't get away from her, bestiemom works for me and I'm her godfather since before her father died.

She's not around all day every day, but often. 

 >>/7096/
I'm pretty sure they were shot, the boat was deflated, the water was turning red.

Once again, NOW I understand why you're racist

> Mass Assaults On German Women, A Clash Of Cultures Exposed
> A wave of violence rocked Cologne on New Year’s Eve, when more than 100 women reported that men of Arab and North African appearance robbed, groped and raped them. Though shocking in Germany, such attacks are all too common in Arab countries



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I was coming home but my home was a sort of bar with a TV. Friends were sitting there and celebrating Trump's election victory with cheers. The results had just come in. It only lasted a few seconds but was very realistic and vivid. That was before that debate btw. And I don't really care much anout Trump I live on the opposite side of the world from the US. No Cat either.







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Yo, Imma give you my take on the three day workout. This workout is meant to be three successive days, no break. The maximum gain will be a 5-day cycle 3 on, 2 off but at minimum a 7-day cycle. With 4 days off you will still gain up to a plateau, you will be strong, you will look good, but forget getting ultra low-bodyfat or swol proportions on this one. Keep in mind also that it's going to take a lot of time to do it right, if you rush, you'll be lucky to maintain.

Each workout will be at minimum an hour but if you really take your time and add a good hour cardio on the end it can easily reach 3 hours. I will do these Fri-Sat-Sun mornings it's the only time I have and the gym is a little less busy assuming you get in before 5, late-mid morning if you pick a time when it's rushing you're wasting your time, don't bother. Your gym may vary but typically there's a morning crowd and an evening crew and so avoid those times.

It's way better than it was 4 years ago but the crowd is more spread out. 

1. I highly recommend 3 sets of 10, it's a good balance and will avoid most injuries. You're stupid to max less than 5 reps and you'll look like a swimmer of you go 15+. You want to look as good as much as you want to be strong so I do at bare minimum 8 for the last set or there's too much weight and if 10 is easy on the last set add more.

2. You gotta stretch for each exercise, if you're going for endurance than no, but that means you like to look like a grey alien. Strech so you don't pull. 

3. One minute between sets, there's no rush. Tell those bitches who are pressing you to finish up that 'you're almost done'. Those fuckups want to work in, tell them 'you're almost done' because they'll have a 5 minute workout without stopping right in the middle of your sets. Mother fucking assholes, especially women.

4. If you need a spotter, it's too much weight. You're not going for Mr Olympia and let's face it, you don't have a workout buddy so just be cool and don't push so hard. You're going for 8 reps minimum so you don't need a spotter. Also fuck burpies, dead lifts, squats, and bar bench press, they're killers man and entirely unnecessary. Don't be gay and don't be a spaz.

5. Proper form always even if it means less weight, this will also avoid injuries. Don't go viral on some bitch's insta under the title "bad form loser". They should really outlaw pictures and videos in the gym. 

6. This will take a good 6-12 months religiously to go from a zero to a hero. Believe me girls will start coming up to you like you won't believe.

Day one is next.

Final note, listen, you wanna impress the bitches? You need to be in the following parameters:

5'10 180lbs 18% bodyfat or less. You'll look like a monkey with a turtle shell but you gotta make up for the <6' hurdle.

6'2-4 200-210lbs 18% bodyfat, you'll look a little thin but it's ok. When you're 220+ that's hard to maintain and expensive in terms of food, then when you get injured you will be on an awful calorie restricted diet and lose a lot of mass or end up porking out like an ex-football player. Look it doesn't even matter if you have a little fat, 15% is a good minimum 20% maximum. Don't aim for crazy, if you really love it later then go crazy.
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I pinched a nerve in my neck about a month ago and it's finally feeling 90+% but holy shit, that hurt like hell. It sent pain down my arms like cramping for weeks on and off.

My neck bones are full Neandertal, I'm not kidding, normal bones look all nice and compact and separate and mine are just like bone Czech hedgehogs. Sturdy but oops all bone. I always felt like my neck didn't have the full range of motion it needed, it does but it feels like it doesn't. Anyway, if I look hard down, it still pinches the nerve but barely now. Thankfully it didn't interrupt things in my life but if I had to shovel a few metric tones in the garden, last month would have been awful. 

Most definately I have Neandertal neck bones. They're chonky on the X-rays.

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 >>/7039/
How did you manage to pinch that nerve? During workout or some unusual movement?

Something similar happened to host last summer when he exited his car. Strange turning movement, back hurt like hell in certain positions for 2 weeks. Could barely drive but it wasn't noticeable at all except in certain movements like getting up. Not sure if it was a muscle or never. I was short of dragging him to the doctor but it went away gradually.

We helped a friend install solar panels yesterday, they're bear-sized huge plates weighing about 25kg. Not heavy but very cumbersome and hard to grip because both broad and tall. It was a good exercise and host didn't break anything. I did have to yell a few times though so he didn't trip over his shoelaces or other clown stuff. You cannot let his child unsupervised.





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