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What IS this place
This is a board dedicated to serious discussion of tulpamancy as well as a comfy place for tulpamancers to hang out and share the adventures with their brain demons.

What this place is NOT
.) A self-help group for angsty teens, schizos or suicidal trannies
.) A place to seek attention or whine about your irrelevant problems
.) Your personal blog

Read and follow the RULES
https://endchan.net/tulpa/rules.html

General Advice
.) Lurk moar before you post or even create a thread
.) Keep discussion at least remotely tulpa related
.) Don't be an idiot
.) Have fun with your tulpa


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Ja, ich bin der, den ihr als Bär kennt, und ich möchte den Deutschen das Menschenrecht zurückbringen. Sie scheinen ihren Weg verloren zu haben, also los geht's.

Please forgive my German because this is Google not any skill of my own, I'm sure some hillarity will occur since when I typed in Bear I got Tragen, which is obviously the wrong kind of Bear.

Machen Sie Deutschland Wieder Großartig!
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It is like Aesop's fable of the Farmer and the Viper

[i]A farmer finds a viper freezing in the snow. Taking pity on it, he picks it up and places it within his coat. The viper, revived by the warmth, bites his rescuer, who dies realizing that it was his own fault.[/i]

If you let a dangerous animal into your home, you cannot blame it for attacking you. It's just an animal doing animal things.



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Economic hardship

Reparations 

Political instability and division 

Fire and unrest

A government given power to take action

THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT THE LIBERAL POLICIES THEY ARE PUSHING TO PREVENT IT WILL ACTALLY LEAD TO THE FOURTH REICH.

(Sorry for all caps, I ain't retyping all that.)




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Yo, Imma give you my take on the three day workout. This workout is meant to be three successive days, no break. The maximum gain will be a 5-day cycle 3 on, 2 off but at minimum a 7-day cycle. With 4 days off you will still gain up to a plateau, you will be strong, you will look good, but forget getting ultra low-bodyfat or swol proportions on this one. Keep in mind also that it's going to take a lot of time to do it right, if you rush, you'll be lucky to maintain.

Each workout will be at minimum an hour but if you really take your time and add a good hour cardio on the end it can easily reach 3 hours. I will do these Fri-Sat-Sun mornings it's the only time I have and the gym is a little less busy assuming you get in before 5, late-mid morning if you pick a time when it's rushing you're wasting your time, don't bother. Your gym may vary but typically there's a morning crowd and an evening crew and so avoid those times.

It's way better than it was 4 years ago but the crowd is more spread out. 

1. I highly recommend 3 sets of 10, it's a good balance and will avoid most injuries. You're stupid to max less than 5 reps and you'll look like a swimmer of you go 15+. You want to look as good as much as you want to be strong so I do at bare minimum 8 for the last set or there's too much weight and if 10 is easy on the last set add more.

2. You gotta stretch for each exercise, if you're going for endurance than no, but that means you like to look like a grey alien. Strech so you don't pull. 

3. One minute between sets, there's no rush. Tell those bitches who are pressing you to finish up that 'you're almost done'. Those fuckups want to work in, tell them 'you're almost done' because they'll have a 5 minute workout without stopping right in the middle of your sets. Mother fucking assholes, especially women.

4. If you need a spotter, it's too much weight. You're not going for Mr Olympia and let's face it, you don't have a workout buddy so just be cool and don't push so hard. You're going for 8 reps minimum so you don't need a spotter. Also fuck burpies, dead lifts, squats, and bar bench press, they're killers man and entirely unnecessary. Don't be gay and don't be a spaz.

5. Proper form always even if it means less weight, this will also avoid injuries. Don't go viral on some bitch's insta under the title "bad form loser". They should really outlaw pictures and videos in the gym. 

6. This will take a good 6-12 months religiously to go from a zero to a hero. Believe me girls will start coming up to you like you won't believe.

Day one is next.

Final note, listen, you wanna impress the bitches? You need to be in the following parameters:

5'10 180lbs 18% bodyfat or less. You'll look like a monkey with a turtle shell but you gotta make up for the <6' hurdle.

6'2-4 200-210lbs 18% bodyfat, you'll look a little thin but it's ok. When you're 220+ that's hard to maintain and expensive in terms of food, then when you get injured you will be on an awful calorie restricted diet and lose a lot of mass or end up porking out like an ex-football player. Look it doesn't even matter if you have a little fat, 15% is a good minimum 20% maximum. Don't aim for crazy, if you really love it later then go crazy.
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 >>/7176/
Nah that would cause a police operation here, evacuation of the building and cavity searches for everyone.

I've seen people with nazi tattoos, usually white trash, but not in our gym. It's bad enough with 'normal' tattoos though.

 >>/7178/
> Marx
Double cringe

We've been able to keep up our schedule in the past 2 months, really going almost every second day, 3 times per week 2h each. Feels good man. But now in summer gym attendance will drop drastically because we'll be away several times. Probably will affect D&D but not drastically.



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It's just about going there. The bodyOS is a lazy procrastinator. Once you're on your way, it's not an issue.
I experimented with dragging host to the gym 4 days in a row, 2h each. It does have an effect, no pronounced soreness but tiredness. Doesn't affect abilities on the next day though, on the contrary. We've got a good gym record for September, basically every 2nd day.



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That's amazing!
How did they figure this out, DNA sequencing?

I'm really curious how the prehistoric world looked like. So many completely different creatures but still familiar


Did you see the lunar eclipse?
I stayed up late to see it. There were a few clouds and of course lots of light from the city but visibility was good. No pics though, sorry!

Yeah but there were thin clouds at the horizon. The eclipsed moon was barely visible. Host did take photos with the tele lens but it turned out garbage bc no tripod. I've seen better lunar eclipses. We thought about going somewhere dark for the eclipse but the forecast was bad all around so we didn't pull it off.




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More insect rescue!
After the antlion, we found a female stag beetle in the organic waste trashcan. No idea how it got in there, probably attracted by rotten fruit.
As she was visibly weak, host put the beetle on a squeezed-out orange.  It tried to dig around in the pulp a bit but then wandered off. Maybe it was too dry or sour. In nature these guys feed on tree sap so host supplied some watermelon and that was welcome. That the beetle is black is of course a mere coincidence!

The female stag beetle sunk its mandibles into the sweet flesh of the fruit and stayed like this for an hour while drinking. Then wandered off in the garden. Saw her a day later still wandering around and supplied more watermelon. I was afraid the cats would kill her like they do with most insects but one cat spotted the beetle and immediately looked away pretending it didn't exist. They do that with hedgehogs too. Every cat knows that hedgehogs don't exist!

The reason for that is obvious. While the male stag beetles mandibles are for display and wrestling, the female's are for shredding bark to access sap and deposit eggs in rotted wood. The girls can bite hard and they do!
A month ago host was bitten in the foot while walking in the forest of Nymphenburg Park. A female stag beetle must have crawled onto his trousers and then bit him in the heel as he was wearing sandals. That hurt. No bleeding but still unexpected. I still like them, they're endangered and increasingly rare. Europe's biggest beetle.


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Yes, since European Ivy is a Tertiary relic from the time Europe was covered by evergreen winter-wet summer-dry laurel forest, it shows anticylic growth. Flowers are formed in autumn, fruit ripen in spring. Because of that it's extremely valuable to insects who find no other nectar source in autumn and birds who find do other fruit in spring.

Here's pics from our huge ivy. It's buzzing with honey bees. Wasps try to tackle the bees and sometimes hornets join in and hunt down the wasps. But they never sit still, hard to photograph.





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Bernd is by definition a beta loser. That's what KC is about. Beta losers insulting each other and blaming women.

I'm with Bear, it was cringe and annoying. Of course host only did it to sleep and cuddle with loli but even that turned out mostly uncomfortable. She and the cats sucked up all space in bed.

So let's learn from Bear and pretend not to be at home. Guess that will be ineffective though, neither that girl nor her mother have any sense of private space





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I just think your 1000 lbs cart breaks game mechanics and makes things too easy but whatever. You're the DM.

> Let's suspend disbelief a little
Things must make sense according to the inherent rules of the system. Not following the rules is the first step towards communism. Do you want communism in D&D?







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Oh my dearest darling, why do you buy into the rhetoric they served you? Do you not have a brain to think for yourself?

Actually I never listened to her show nor do I intend to, isn't she like 19 or something, haha.

I will continue to post here until I shag her in a dream. The best way to facilitate that is to obsess about her. 

Wait, she's still a she right? From those pictures it's hard to tell. No homo.
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