/tulpa/ - Tulpa

 >>/6882/
> Text with Alice
That's cyber-grooming!

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Hey, come watch movies, cartoons, and tellyshows with us all day, any time.

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 >>/6939/
Movies aren't real, they don't exist.

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 >>/6939/
Thx Admin that's awesome but I'm still out with host's family today and barely online. We tend to miss all the movie nights, we should all watch one together some time I'm sure that would be fun. I never watch movies, not even animu anymore. Only autistic documentaries. Also I'd probably get b& immediately if I comment. Host isn't better and would call out niggers, plot holes and other minor background glitches. You can't watch anything with this guy as he constantly coomplains.

 >>/6940/
You can imagine. Or the one who imagines you can imagine movies too.

 >>/6942/
Sometimes everyone has that problem. But if it's constant...

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Alice doesn't really care as long as the guy doesn't cause trouble but still looks at Yulya waiting for her verdict
No idea what happened now but a pleasant surprise for once. I say we get Harbin the items and look at the situation again when we return. If he's honest with us he would be quite an useful connection. We could trade things and make some money. I still would never give him any samples from the mine without Gundren's permission...
Whatever, my main enemy is the fucking cold here. How comes I don't even have shoes? We should have bought shoes. If Yulya hadn't incinerated all the wolves I could have fur boots made out of them. I hope it's warmer in Neverwinter.

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 >>/6936/
> You are left with only confusion, you sense no hint deception or foul dealings, and you're sure of it. You think, what was Sildar talking about? But for that you have no answer. It could be that he's just that good at hiding it but highly unlikely.

 >>/6938/
> Nyaa what was that about Yulya Nya he seemed nice for a noble Nya what should we do Nya?

 >>/6943/
> Alice doesn't really care as long as the guy doesn't cause trouble but still looks at Yulya waiting for her verdict

Yulya leaves Harbins shop relieved but deep in thought
I cannot sense any ill intent in this man. How peculiar this is not what I expected. He might value personal gain over common good which is expected for a merchant but it does not seem he plots to deceive or harm us on the contrary. If Sir Wester is blessed with wisdom he should understand that honest cooperation would be most beneficial and profitable for all sides. I pray this is actually the case.

Ashley what is your impression of Sir Wester?

 >>/6943/
> I say we get Harbin the items and look at the situation again when we return. If he's honest with us he would be quite an useful connection. We could trade things and make some money. I still would never give him any samples from the mine without Gundren's permission...
I agree. I was hesitant but I think it is for everyones sake if we deliver those goods. I see no harm in it. Then let us focus on purifying the mine. We will judge Sir Westers actions after our return and consultation with Sir Gundren.
Now let us depart!

> How comes I don't even have shoes? We should have bought shoes. If Yulya hadn't incinerated all the wolves I could have fur boots made out of them. 
Yulya looks at Alice shaking snow from her bare feet like a cat that stepped into a puddle
We should stop by at Lionshield Coster to buy you some decent shoes. You will also need them in the mine. I really do not know why we did not do that last time. Probably because you had your legs retracted? But I guess you cannot travel hopping along the road for hours. So let us go to Miss Graywind!

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[09:00 Spring 14th, -3C snowing lightly and snow is still accumulating with no sigh of it melting]

 >>/6945/
> Ashley what is your impression of Sir Wester?

Ashley's distracted by the snow and seeing the children playing in it, 
[1d20+1=3] 
"Uh, who? The fat guy? No clue, but I do want to buy the stuff if we can get paid for it, I don't mind carrying it. I wonder how much a trader license is, if it's only 5 gold then maybe this small run will pay for itself. If we can buy wholesale and sell it for over full new price, I'm in, I bet I could pass a test, and we could ask Hobby what he wants too, with my 40% over with him, we could make a ton. Maybe they have a cart we could buy and pull at Neverwinter, I still don't think a horse is a good idea if the goblins just use them as target practice when we leave him outside."

A simple 4 wheeled cart capable of carrying 2x the puller's total carrying capacity including the weight of the cart could be found at Neverwinter or commissioned by a cartwright. There would be a small risk someone could come along and steal it if you don't secure or hide it and it would draw extra attention from bandits. A cart capable of carrying 1000lbs that Cat could conceivably pull would be a remarkably low cost, 15-25gp. Based on her carry capacity, a 150lb cart could manage that and could be used for most travel between locations along roads and over relatively easy terrain, not suitable for overland travel in forests, swamps, mountainous terrain etc. without severely slowing you down unless she carried it. There is no cartwright at Phandalin and the small farmers only have full carts or wheelbarrows and likely not willing to sell. None of you are capable of repairing parts but you could buy spare parts and replace parts, it would be subject to a small risk of breaking on the rough roads, especially the Triboar trail but all of you together could unstick it from any rut. It would be roughly 3x5ft so not suitable to drag through caves or in all but the main shaft of mines. A full wagon like Gundren's without any supplies or spare parts would be between 35-100gp or more depending on extras, they do offer models of carriages with suspension meant for passengers but they have lower carry capacity, his was a converted war cart so it would be considerably more than 100gp, a horse would be between 50-100gp each, other beasts of burden vary in Neverwinter.

> No shoes
> I really do not know why we did not do that last time

"Because she wants to be naked all the time maybe?" Ashley rolls her eyes and marches on to shopping.

Lionshield Coster is open and just inside at the counter is Linene. "Oh look who it is, and I don't see Gundren with you, this means I believe you owe me money for thieves' tools and that shield on your back little miss."

Ashley scowls internally at her unofficial nickname and looks around like she didn't hear her and inches back towards the door.

Linene raises an eyebrow, "Don't think you can escape, I have you dead to rights and a letter to the guild is all I need to get the 35 gold out of you if you value that plate."

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 >>/6946/

Ashley slumps forward in defeat, "It's not like he's not going to be rescued, and we did Rescue Sildar! Look, I'm good for it, Gundren will be back in just a couple weeks, Sildar and his brothers are taking care of it or we'd be on our way with them now. Look, we're here to clear that mine so you still have a town to sell your wares to, or should we move on and take some other quest?"

[Intimidation 1d20+4=19 vs DC15]

"All right all right, two more weeks then the letter goes out. If you're telling the truth, then there's nothing to worry about I guess." She eyes Yulya, Alice and Cat, "Do I dare ask what else you need?"

"Shoes for this one, and they can pay for it," Ashley says.

She points to the shelves on the back wall.
There are suitable boots for Alice priced at 1gp, 2x the actual value, and weigh .75lbs, they're not as high as Ashley's high boots but would work well.

Interaction #1

[09:30]

At Barthen's Provisions, you're stopped by Elmina before you can talk to Hobby, "Fancy seeing you back here, ready to rip me off again hm?" She glares at Ashley but then sets her eyes squarely on Yulya, and points accusingly "I hear you're the leader of this proprietor of banditry, Cleric of Peace, what is it you need now? Blood for your rituals?" She doesn't look to be in a good mood.

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Cat takes the shoes from the shelf for Alice to try
Nya this should keep you warmer Nya!

> "I hear you're the leader of this proprietor of banditry, Cleric of Peace, what is it you need now? Blood for your rituals?" She doesn't look to be in a good mood.
Cat puts on her kitty face
Nyaa we're sorry for bothering you again Nya but we're not here to buy anything Nya! Could you pweease Nya store this for a few weeks for us Nya?
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 >>/6936/
> You are left with only confusion, you sense no hint deception or foul dealings, and you're sure of it. You think, what was Sildar talking about? But for that you have no answer. It could be that he's just that good at hiding it but highly unlikely.
Is Yulya's paranoia contagious? Cat is confused too.

Do we get a scene at Hobby's shop to store the goods or do we leave Phandalin? The goods to be stored are listed
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 >>/6937/
I'll combine it with travel unless something happens.

Keep track of rations at 1.5/day for the sake of immersion, there is a break at about 12:00 to rest for half an hour. The number of miles walked is calculated accordingly.

Did you know, those suspensionless covered wagons traveled 20+ miles a day on good terrain and no one typically rode in them because they were so harsh.

An industrious Artificer could develop carts with comfort in mind and make millions. Though suspension was invented in the 15th century and there were designs as old as the 9th with at least a few examples as early as 2000 years ago, colonists in the US had no choice but to accept two choices suspensionless ones that were available for rugged journeys and heavy loads pulled by mules, oxen or horses if they could afford them or pull a small cart themselves in some cases.

Mules were considered sure footed for rough terrain, oxen were considered dependable for towing heavy loads and the maintenance of horses was the most expensive, they needed special feed and time to run around while mules and oxen were happy to eat rough forage.

 >>/6941/
Alright then, off to Neverwinter I guess before I freeze to death!

 >>/6941/
> those suspensionless covered wagons traveled 20+ miles a day on good terrain and no one typically rode in them because they were so harsh
I remember and it sucked. I still want a decently suspended carriage pulled by 10 war elephants.
But I guess mules would be best suited to accompany adventurers. they can go nearly everywhere, carry enough weight for the needs of a small party and are extremely robust.

You'd think the this planet's people with their fancy magic would come up with something like portals but apparently they're too dumb or lazy. Otherwise they wouldn't be sitting in a medieval shithole world.

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 >>/6944/

There are portals, by the time you're a level 20 sorcerer you have that figured out. But the process of becoming a level 20 sorcerer will drive you insane.

[Ashley] Good thing I'm immune to insanity, YES-UH I AM!

 >>/6948/

Don't take her seriously, her sense of humor is worse than Bears.

 >>/6515/
It's like when you buy a car and the moment you drive off the lot it's worth much less, well perfectly good looking strawberries become rotten on the ride home.

 >>/6517/
Must be a California thing. I noticed great differences in mold susceptibility. Just like in taste. Some strawberries taste great, others like nothing. Some rot quickly, some last forever and just dry up.But generally they last at least a couple of days. But my apartment is relatively cool.

 >>/6515/
Starz with very small doses and see what happens. And only if you don't have to drive or do anything socially acceptable for 1-2 days. People react very differently to fly agaric.

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 >>/6275/
I saw the owl again yesterday!
Same time a dusk. It circled centimeters ablove ground in the garden and then grabbed something. Probably a mouse, there are a lot now. Good thing Cats weren't around. They would have gotten the owl too.
Again it was absolutely silent in flight and only made a rustling noise when it grabbend the prey in the grass during flight. Didn't land. Amazing!

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It is winter, and the monarch butterflies don't care.

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 >>/6926/
Nice!
That's California for you. 
Only pirds here but a lot.
Long-tailed tit (Aegithalos caudatus), shitty cellphone pic through window

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 >>/6888/
Excellent!
Bonus points for loli cooperation

 >>/6861/
> /tulpa/ timestamp or it never happened!
Certainly, my good man!

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I will be out for Dec 24-25, at least for D&D

Merry Christmas, spend time with your hosts & tuppers in peace!

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 >>/6918/
Merry Christmas my friens
it was glorious entire family had a great time ate drank and laughed too much attended christmas mass. it was chill. literally. its about freezing point no california neverwinter weather. managed to keep Yulya around most of the time she was also happy. especially in church. good opportunity to shamelessly copy and practice cleric things

going to sleep now its 2am. we hope you also had a great christmas!

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 >>/6929/
*Merry Christmas*

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Merry Christmas!
We didn't do a lot but also ate too much with family. Cat helped cook

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Tonight I was working with the Chinese, showing them how to grow vegetables vertically in a huge warehouse. They were in trays stacked 6 feet high. The dirt was synthetic.

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I was at an unfamiliar place, maybe some kind of fair that consisted of several small buildings on a meadow. Each of the buildings was much larger on the inside. The attraction was a live stegosaur that had a spiny tail but lacked the plates on it's back. It was bright green.
There were lots of people I did not recognize. I was in one of the buildings that looked like the lobby of a tropical holiday resort. Rattan furniture, couches with orange pillows. Someone brought in the stegosaur on a leash and paraded it around. Some kids started teasing it and throwing stuff at it. I knew this was a bad idea and soon the stegosaur had enough, went on a rampage and started to toss the furniture around with swings of his spiny tail. I hid under one of the couches but it didn't feel a very safe place. but the guy with the leash managed to drag it back out like a disobedient dog.
A friend of mine came and told me to get out from under the couch because she wanted ice cream. For some reason I was more concerned about the fate of the dinosaur and went to look for it. It was brought to its preserve in a large silver trailer-kiosk operated by a Chinese woman. I asked her if the stegosaur was inside and she said yeah of course where else. I went to look for it and wasn't charged entrance fee. The inside of the trailer was huge, after crossing several museum rooms I reached the preserve, a sloped all-metal room with prehistoric vegetation, at least 20m across. Strangely nobody else was there and you could walk through it. The stegosaur was at the uppermost ridge minding his own business. There were also a giant brown snake curled up and a giant green frog that hopped toward me. I decided it was safer to leave. The next room was an identical setup but under construction, only metal ground, no vegetation or animals. I realized the size of it all was utterly absurd and only wanted to get out. Going up a slippery metal slope to reach the door, it went steeply downward to two doors left and right. This was the end and there were several people waiting in line. I soon realized these were the toilets. I asked a man if there was an exit and he laughed saying no, you have to go all the way back. What a shitty setup. What architect made this? So I had to walk all the way back and woke up at some point.

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I was exploring an old Dracula-style castle in another country that apparently was Crimea, Ukraine. It was dark and old but not threatening. It was in fact a full family excursion. There was neighborhood loli, her mom, my former loli gang with several of their mothers - and Bear. Apparently we had decided to meet up at that castle IRL which was as cringe as it sounds. No tuppes, not even in mindvoice.
Apart from us the castle was empty and we roamed around freely. I arrived first with neighborhood loli and she demanded we play some board game on the floor where she was supposed to toss raw eggs on a board with markings without breaking them. She complained the distance was too small and we should move back which of course resulted in broken eggs. Disappointed she left to explore something else. It was getting dark, her mother could be heard somewhere in the distance and I needed all my loli-herding skills to keep her from disappearing somewhere in the castle which she eventually did. Like so many times IRL, I severely questioned her mother leaving me with her daughter. What a drag. Wandering around I finally met Bear in an old dining room high up in the castle. We were both younger, mid 20s and he didn't look as expected. A thin hippie with a Rasta ponytail. Sorry about that, I was just as confused. It was awkward and I didn't know what to talk about. I asked him how long it took him to come to Crimea from the US but in that second the loli-gang excursion entered through 2 doors, about 10 girls 12-14yo with mothers and some fat Eastern European maid who seemed to recognize Bear and also asked him how long it took him to get there. He lied and said he was from France and it only took him 2h.
Wtf it all made zero sense and there was now a crowd of people all talking at once. This kills the Bernd. One of the loli mothers told me they discovered a secret passage and I should go look at it. But it wasn't interesting at all and I had no ambition to go anywhere on my own.

Unexpectedly, the maid told everyone to sit down at a long table and started to serve dinner. It was some baked rodents, the heads still on with visible eyes, each had one open and one closed eye which made it look both comical and disgusting. Additionally for some reason she said she was serving fried cat.
The girls didn't seem to mind or thought it was a joke and started to dig in while chatting, it was as noisy as a bus load of children. Well whatever, this wasn't so bad, at least for a short while I was ok with it all and a nice change from my usual hermit life. At least there were no trannies or aggressive dinosaurs.

 >>/6920/
> mid 20s and he didn't look as expected. A thin hippie with a Rasta ponytail.

There was a time in my late teens and early twenties that this description would fit to a greater degree than you think, I was 6'4 159, heavy into long distance biking and liberal to a T including long hair that I often put in a pony tail because it was so hard to manage. I cut it off later and saved it, about 12 inches long. No dreds though. I cut it off as part of that summer job with the rich people that mostly paid for my next 3 years of college.

Later I ditched even a duck tail, now I pretty much shave it off. The girls in my life say it's hotter that way.

Looks something like pic, not the face, my chin is more pronounced than his, but slim, not Jay Leno or giga chad. I definitely don't need to mew to get the strong chin, you should see my xray, my chin is above average length but with my huge head it works.

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 >>/6922/
The pic

Someone asks, "what are you trying to makifest in life?"

Naturally I want the death of 99.9% of all humans, so I'm trying to manifest WW3 and I'm making solid ground. So I say, "I'm trying to manifest WW3."

It wasn't a popular statement. You know who liked it? EXGF, she was like "YEAH!" 

We may not be together in certain ways, but this is my people, the misanthropists.

It's good to have friends who understand me.

I regret that there's only 8 billion people, I would have liked to imagine that we could kill more, but alas, we can't have everything.

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 >>/6855/
> WW3
based
Did you ever notice this in my .info profile?

Host's friends would also find that, well, an ordinary statement. I'm actually glad we don't really know people who would seriously ask such hippie questions like 'where do you see yourself in 10 years'.

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Aaaand another muslim terror attack on a German Christmas Market, this time in the city of Magdeburg.
It was an elderly Saudi psychiatrist doctor and apparently a conspiracy schizo rather than a jihadist. Still plowed through people with his car like a good islamist. At least 2 dead, up to 60 injured. And this after those markets are heavily guarded by police, fenced off and protected by concrete barriers against exactly those car attacks which happen regularly.
I don't feel sorry. People cheered for the arriving 'refugees' 10 years ago. This is what they deserve for promoting Diversity

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 >>/6892/
Crazy
What was this guy about? He was anti-islam so he committed a terrorist attack against Germans? I mean those guys are all crazy but this is a new level

https://youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U

It's funny because thee blacks here definately are given the benefit of the doubt... whatever the opposite of that is.

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 >>/6851/
The opposite would be a reasonable heuristic approach.
Because host loves this shit, we looked into US crime statistics provided by the FBI.
https://cde.ucr.cjis.gov/

To get less noise and more robust statistics, I took a 10 year period from 2014-2023.
There were 10,119,745 registered violent crimes in these 10 years. Interestingly almost exactly the same numbers for Whites and Blacks even though Niggers are far less, only 1/5 of Whites. It's a bit difficult for a 10 year period but averaging the numbers from 2024-2023, Whites made up 249.86M within the US population, Niggers 43.99M and Asians 19.26M.
We can calculate the number of violent crimes per 100K of their race for 2014-23:
Blacks: 971 violent offenses / 100K / Year
Whites: 165 violent offenses / 100K / Year
Asians:  38 violent offenses / 100K / Year

So the true miracle are Asians:
1% of violent criminals overall while being almost half the population size of niggers which account for over 40%.
Violent crime rate is a fucking 25 times higher in niggers than in Asians and almost 6 times higher than in Whites.

However the whole thing is Bullshit because they include Spics under 'Whites'.
The FBI stats per ethnicity suck because they are either 'Hispanic', 'not Hispanic' or 'not specified'. However for the time-frame of 2014-2024, 6% or 608,407 violent offenders are identified as 'Hispanic'. So let's subtract those spics from the 4,112,961 'White' offenders. We get 3,504,559 or less than 35% White violent crime offenders. 
Since a lot of spics were not identified as such I am sure the true number of offenders that can be considered as 'of European descent' like Mr. Bear is probably less than 1/3, meaning:
2/3 of violent criminals are non-white in a strict sense

Then I looked at good 'ol murder for 2023.
8842 White (+Spic) murderers
6405 Niggers
5795 'unknown' (how the fuck??)
 461 'other' (Asians, Indians, whatever)

Again we can calculate the homicide rate per 100K of their race with the data from the 2023 census:
14   homicides / 100K for Niggers
 3.5 homicides / 100K for 'Whites'
 1.7 homicides / 100K for Asians and Indians
 
We can assume that a disproportional number of the 5796 murderers of 'unknown Race' were also not really White and a lot of 'White' murderers are Hispanic so I guess the real homicide rate for real Whites would be in the same league as Asians and also 6-8 times lower than in Niggers.

So much for why I am racist.
Also while I'm racist I'm not xenophobic. I just don't like Niggers and other violent people which undeniably come in all shades of Brown. Don't blame me, it's not my fault.

It's the same in Germany. Half the prison inmates don't have German ethnicity and of those that do only a small fraction could provide an Ariernachweis. Without Sandniggers, gypsies and other trash, crime wouldbe magnitudes less. But again, it's not about 'foreigners', it's about subhumans. But if you say that aloud you end up in jail. Therefore I have no pity for white victims either. They asked for this. We didn't even forcefully import niggers like you did. They all came on their own.

 >>/6856/
We need to step it up, look up WWII murders by race. I bet whites are doimg better there.

 >>/6866/
Both Whites and Asians if you consider what the Japs did. Yes, that were better times. But it's our fault alone. Europeans killing each other in WWII was one of the biggest mistakes in history.

 >>/6869/
We never learn Russia Ukraine

 >>/6756/
> what's a will DC and does my resistance to psychological effects like Charmed help? I'd guess so?

In their game, Misha the DM combined the saving throws into three groups like older versions of DnD had, where you have:

Fortitude=the better of CON or STR
Will=the better of CHR or WIS
Reflex=the better of INT or DEX

What this solves is certain monsters will obliterate certain undiversified groups. The combining of these makes it so a high Intelligence player doesn't get trampled by certain charisma effects, and so on. So grapple still may specify STR or CON but by default it's the better of the two. 

If you think Joy's rule list was extensive, Misha's adds to it by a long way and Joy will be adding some of them to hers in the future.

I don't know how Joy would handle charmed with you, it's a Wisdom check in 5e.

[Joy] Alice has stated resistance to psychic damage and charm, so she would have advantage on the roll.

There are no guns in any of our runs so Indiana Jones wouldn't have been able to kill the swordsman in one shot.

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 >>/6759/
> There are no guns in any of our runs so Indiana Jones wouldn't have been able to kill the swordsman in one shot.
I have a bow.

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The DPS just isn't there with a shortbow if you're not spec'd into archer class

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 >>/6818/
Good enough for goblins and good enough for you I would presume. What's your AC and HP anyway?

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 >>/6844/

I have a 19 AC if I'm taking advantage of several situational bonuses for my class otherwise it's 14 but Bear managed to roll a 20 making my armor so that's one of the bonuses. Plus high dexterity.

We're using a different character creation mechanism than you, I think my HP is 20 or 18 at level 3.

We're shoehorning a whole other game into ours and adapting it to D&D 5e, it's going well but the creatures have a lot more they can do and we get lots of feats so battles are more fun to me.