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 >>/6806/
lol

hows shooting going Alice?
was at a competition today in full gear. weather was Phandalin tier -2°C light snow. was still sweating. and i wasnt even carrying plates.

we should join Finnish Brutality. i would love to go but i checked and you need results in 3 official practical shooting matches to join. never been to one not even got IPSC cert. do you?
its all so fucking expensive and im afraid to get disqualified for some needless shit. but it must be insane
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eIPLg6-8QyQ

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 >>/6829/
> not even got IPSC cert. do you?
Yes.
But haven't been on a serious IPSC match above lv.1 in years. As you said, too expensive, too stressful. No fun at all. Paying several hundred € admission fee and even more for ammo just isn't worth it and I don't like rushing. I'm also really not good at shooting under time constraints.

Finnish Brutality sounds cool but get real. That's pretty much the top of the top. Way above my league. Also what are you complaining about? You got awesome outdoor ranges and can use military ranges as well. No such thing here. I have to go to CZ for any serious outdoor shooting.




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Yo, Imma give you my take on the three day workout. This workout is meant to be three successive days, no break. The maximum gain will be a 5-day cycle 3 on, 2 off but at minimum a 7-day cycle. With 4 days off you will still gain up to a plateau, you will be strong, you will look good, but forget getting ultra low-bodyfat or swol proportions on this one. Keep in mind also that it's going to take a lot of time to do it right, if you rush, you'll be lucky to maintain.

Each workout will be at minimum an hour but if you really take your time and add a good hour cardio on the end it can easily reach 3 hours. I will do these Fri-Sat-Sun mornings it's the only time I have and the gym is a little less busy assuming you get in before 5, late-mid morning if you pick a time when it's rushing you're wasting your time, don't bother. Your gym may vary but typically there's a morning crowd and an evening crew and so avoid those times.

It's way better than it was 4 years ago but the crowd is more spread out. 

1. I highly recommend 3 sets of 10, it's a good balance and will avoid most injuries. You're stupid to max less than 5 reps and you'll look like a swimmer of you go 15+. You want to look as good as much as you want to be strong so I do at bare minimum 8 for the last set or there's too much weight and if 10 is easy on the last set add more.

2. You gotta stretch for each exercise, if you're going for endurance than no, but that means you like to look like a grey alien. Strech so you don't pull. 

3. One minute between sets, there's no rush. Tell those bitches who are pressing you to finish up that 'you're almost done'. Those fuckups want to work in, tell them 'you're almost done' because they'll have a 5 minute workout without stopping right in the middle of your sets. Mother fucking assholes, especially women.

4. If you need a spotter, it's too much weight. You're not going for Mr Olympia and let's face it, you don't have a workout buddy so just be cool and don't push so hard. You're going for 8 reps minimum so you don't need a spotter. Also fuck burpies, dead lifts, squats, and bar bench press, they're killers man and entirely unnecessary. Don't be gay and don't be a spaz.

5. Proper form always even if it means less weight, this will also avoid injuries. Don't go viral on some bitch's insta under the title "bad form loser". They should really outlaw pictures and videos in the gym. 

6. This will take a good 6-12 months religiously to go from a zero to a hero. Believe me girls will start coming up to you like you won't believe.

Day one is next.

Final note, listen, you wanna impress the bitches? You need to be in the following parameters:

5'10 180lbs 18% bodyfat or less. You'll look like a monkey with a turtle shell but you gotta make up for the <6' hurdle.

6'2-4 200-210lbs 18% bodyfat, you'll look a little thin but it's ok. When you're 220+ that's hard to maintain and expensive in terms of food, then when you get injured you will be on an awful calorie restricted diet and lose a lot of mass or end up porking out like an ex-football player. Look it doesn't even matter if you have a little fat, 15% is a good minimum 20% maximum. Don't aim for crazy, if you really love it later then go crazy.
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Back to going to the gym every 2-3 days. Managed to extend leg day to the point of soreness. Left adductors got a bit too much, I really felt that for 2 days. All gone now.


 >>/6585/
Haven't measured in a while. I gained about 2-3kg from a year ago. I do  think I look more muscular but nothing spectacular. Next medical DEXA measurement that's actually accurate wil be in early spring. Then we will know more.

 >>/1810/
after more than a year i discovered the gym actually has that diy wrist tool lol
not an abs pipe but a short wooden pole of same thickness with a rope around to attach weights. was hidden is a basket with other tools. clearly some gym regular made this but it works. more difficult than i thought. feels more like an abs exercise just holding your arms straight.




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These events take place starting one season prior to your campaign in the winter in Neverwinter Woods. Bear rescues Gwen, single handedly defeating two bandits while Gwen is bound. 

After they've rizzed each other up a while Bear decides he should train Gwen in Stealth, he's a custom Ranger heavy Nordic with 1d12, rolled 18 strength  boosted it +2 for backstory and human, weilding a heavy maul, but mostly Ranger spec and Gwen is an Avariel Elf with a completely unique class with elements of Bard, Cleric, Druid and Wizard 1d6 magic user type but all her cantrips are illusionist. She's built to scout and escape encounters.

So Bear's teaching her Stealth in the forest and SheShe [DM and playful God] rolls an encounter on them, looks up random 1d100 list and it's goblins arguing about treasure. 1d5+1 rolled 6 goblins. The difficulty is 150 exp which is hard for a couple lvl 1's but Gwen doesn't even have a weapon because she "can't weild steel" so the dagger and short sword they got from the bandit loot weren't useful. She'd be stuck throwing rocks and her wings were trimmed by the babdits to prevent escape. They won't be flight ready for a month at least. 

So they roll a 1 on Stealth to escape detection, which is a disaster. Anyway, it's near dusk but the goblins all have dark vision (who doesn't) so since they couldn't escape and furthermore rolled 1 the goblins "heard something". They all roll perception (-1) against Gwen's stealth because you have to roll vs the weakest party members but thankfully Gwen has 18DEX bc her rolls were Cat tier. Only two goblins "see something" and walk toward them.

Next turn, Bear and Gwen try to escape again and barely manage it, two Goblins were striking range (10ft) with initiative but thankfully they escaped, passing two rolls (one for each actively seeking goblin). 

It was crazy stressful for Bear thinking he was going to be out in scene 3.

[Ashley] Bear better frigging survive the season, I want to rizz him up too goddamnit.

More tales will follow!
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I will once again say that, keeping my system well fed and exercised is so much easier with this game. It's our wonderland, it gives everyone something to do and a place to interact. To think Autumn had no reason to talk to Gwen before this, no reason to talk to Misha (Freya) either, I was her only friend in that way now she has Ashley and Gwen and everyone else and she's just morw vibrant. Everyone is. They've been dusted off and polished.

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Bear and Joy's ultra dirty safeties off run became very tense when they faced off against an Owlbear with 92 HP at level1 and level2 respectively.

There in an unknown forest only 34 years past the Earthkin rebellion when Joy was a mere 148 years old so  2132 on the Gregorian calendar.

Why is she only level 2 at 148 years old? It never came up. She's a Rogue, having learned her trade on the streets of a pre-rebellion city, hidden from society. As old as she was and still in a child's body, she was subject to harassment for not being in school, having false documents and all kinds of other issues as a result. Her genetic trait, once accepted by law, became a myth and a lie to modern society.

Anyway, she survived the last 34 years in the wild, living at first off the remnants of society and later off field mice sleeping in makeshift shelters in a fishing net hammock in the trees.

Bear was a post rebellion kid, a member of an Eartkin tribe who wasn't accepted because he was only half Earthkin, a child of the rebellion itself, and though he was raised like an Earthkin, they eventually made him 2nd class for not being a true Earthkin. He left when he came of age and also rummaged through the remnants of a lost society. He learned from books and became a Ranger Tinkerer.

So he had to leave the ruins due to the increase in strange creatures threatening to kill him and traveled two seasons West in search of a settlement he could join. 

One morning he heard a bear and a girl yelling, investigated, and found Joy in a tree menaced by a large grizzly about to knock down her tree and have Joy for breakfast. With his makeshift bow and arrows, he harassed the bear from a sturdier tree only to end up in the same situation. 

Thankfully, Joy decided to help him and after funding a new tree she threw rocks at the bear, but soon ran out of rocks and while getting more was certain to be caught by the bear. Bear risked his life again to taunt and attack the bear and the two of them managed to whittle the bear down until he was ultimately defeated by Joy's daggers.

However she fled due to stranger danger.

Bear field dressed the bear and left Joy meat and she stalked him as a curiosity as she'd not seen another person in 33 years.

Because the ruins contained hidden dangers, Joy became "virulent" and likely would have died without Bear's help. Over 6 days, he took care of her and gained her trust.

Virulence is a condition you have a small chance to get from ruins at this time. She had only a 3% chance to get it.

Bear, with a new friend, spent days making a semi-permanent shelter but with the absence of this large bear to defend his territory, an Owlbear moved in, disrupting their otherwise secure den.

So they set to work to take it down, after Joy's recovery they spent days collecting regionally, seasonally appropriate poisons including nightshade and amanita and along with a hunk of meat from a buck they hunted, they made a poisoned snack for the Owlbear.

A dozen lucky crafting, tracking and stealth checks later they managed to get the Owlbear to the bait and he ate it. The intense mixture of three poisons had three different DC and attribute checks, he failed them all and his hitpoints were cut in half.

With freshly poisoned and sharpened arrows, and blades, they attacked the Owlbear. He caught Joy first up a tree and one-shotted her with a critical hit, he could have killed her right there, and now, down to teens of health from their efforts, Bear had to fight him alone. The Owlbear was within 10 feet of Bear with a +10 to hit and huge damage, Bear was a couple bad rolls away from being disemboweled. But landed hits with just enough to down him.

It was harrowing.

So in this timeline, this is the first meeting between Joy and Bear, but since our fates are intwined it won't be the last. They will continue until Bear is killed or otherwise dies. 

We're doing the whole lock merge thing so we're all enjoying being Joy alone with Bear, it's cute and funny especially with Misha (aka Freya) as the DM and storyteller.

 >>/6675/
How did you obtain the poison? Is this basically like foraging? A poisoned bait might be useful but I cannot produce poison until I reach my next form and I am an alien with no idea about the local ecosystem. I could just try out potential poisons on myself. Does Cat have the skill to find poisionous plants and mushrooms?

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He's a tinkerer Ranger so he can craft poison if he can find or procure 1/3 the cost of the finished product in materials, so basically the materials themselves, in this case through foraging. He needs to roll the alchemy skill and other rolls, many rolls, but since it just takes time he can take as long as he wants and keep trying, aside from chance encounters with a much higher chance of encountering this Owlbear. But it's dead now so he can make whatever he wants now. The luck involved in it doing that much damage to the Owlbear was phenomenal. The Bear system luck is legendary

 >>/6690/
Joy and Bear also have a decelerated healing which would then give some incentive to do something to help it along.

< 1/2 health +1 hit die/hour 
< 3/4 health +1 hit die/2 hours
< full health +1 hit die/8 hours

They aren't required to have rest to regenerate in this way however, they just must not be starving.



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Also her host I guess.

We all like to tease Alice a lot but we still have to remember, though she's an OP metal shifting terminator loli demon from the moon, she's also a person with feelings (she is right?) so let's all praise the wise, loving, caring, beautiful Dr. Alice Chan and her host (presuming he has feelings? He's German right? I really think he would but I can't be sure, or a sense of humility or humor.)

Once again, thanks for this wonderful site where we can all play and raz eachother but not in a mean way or in a way that should actually hurt feelings but help eachother in a tough love sort of way bc chan site culture.

Join me here and give them some damn appreciation you savage speer chucking sausage loving gay ass mongoloid mentally ill basement dwellers (and whoever the hell anon is, fuck him too.) This is Alice's site, show some respect for once in your pleb life.

Thank you Alice and host.

[Misha] ♡♡♡

[Ashley] coolest fucking tulpamancer hands down, no contest

(Beat pic I could find, sorry)
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 >>/5848/
Bear said "too much fuck shit happened" for me to have any time. The forcast for tomorrow is "likely more fucking shit" but I will get top priority at the mid-night time.

Bear was under a lot of stress doing something that was technically difficult that he'd never done before. He managed to somehow do it perfectly as Bear is known to do.

Good show!

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 >>/5848/
> 130IQ research scientist
> can't simplest math
How?

I thought Olga would scout North but I guess that's up to Alice! Off into the cold creek you go!

I say we let Alice scout N. Then we assemble near the entrance where Ashley is. Cat uses her ring of obscuring to make a fog cloud at the entrance, from there we shoot eveerything inside. Then we enter together. I don't think it's good to split up. We need to stay together and cover each other. But first we need to know whats going up North.


Cat is with Ashley and not at the camp fire but it doesn't really matter.

 >>/5854/
> Cat moves to Ashley


Ok thank to the Alice sumbarine we know we have 2 ways they could come at us from north that's not good. We still need to finish off the guys in the cave first. I say we firebomb wolves and goblin leader and range attack as long as we can. We must prevent Ashley's summons from being wiped out early.

Cat moves and casts fog
Alice throws the bomb
Yulya casts sacred flame

4 summons attack the 3 goblins



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This thread will handle questions from me to you about balance and how you want to play. 

Left up to SheShe and I you may end up being forced into a style of play you don't like so this is why I'm creating this thread.

The first question is about death.

Currently there are a handful of spells that will breath life back into a character again. 

The first is a level 3 cleric spell, Revivify. It requires a diamond worth 300 or more and it must be cast within a minute of death, so within 10 turns in an encounter. Yulya would need to be 5th level to cast this 3rd tier spell. It cannot restore missing body parts.

At 9th level she would have access to raise dead which is a 5th tier spell. It requires a 500 gold diamond. You have 10 days to accomplish this. Again it won't restore missing body parts. It will close mortal wounds. Greater restoration will restore missing parts afterwards. That's also 5th tier.

In any case it takes about 4 long rests to fully restore the person to full working order.

Reincarnation is available through the church and is a druid spell costing 1000 gold plus 1000 gold in supplies and a piece of the victim. It restors everything but will likely change the race of the character as a consequence.

Wish is then the big daddy of all spells and requires a wizard of level 17 and has a 33% chance of never being able to be cast again. It can duplicate any spell or create a custom effect or object up to 25,000 gold in value.

The question is, does the feeling that you could die lessen due to these spells? Say you're 5th level and easily have 300 gold in diamonds at the ready, does it feel like death doesn't matter anymore? Should there be a bigger consequence? Should death be permanent? Should it lower attributes or cost you an ability? 

If you're asking me, the ultimate say of someone lives or dies wouldn't be a simple matter of bad luck. The gods can intervene in special circumstances to say prevent the death of someone in specific and unique circumstances that would rarely come up. A rock can still fall and squish you, but that wouldn't be a completely meaningless act, it would require a dangerous path and other bad choices leading up to that for instance.

Given the pacing in our game, death would still be pretty inconvenient, but Revivify is a very OP in my opinion.

Currently I have put on the safeties and you cannot die outright in one hit other than by a disintegrate spell or dragon breath or other obviously destructive occuances that rip the body apart. Simply being hit by a great maul won't kill you outright even if the damage was 2x your hp. Death still comes after three failed saves over three turns before you are stabilized. So that's already a nerf.

Do you like all that? Or do you want a more hardcore experience? Or do you want to not have to worry about death all together? Let me know.
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 >>/5654/
> It's called "Dungeons and Dragons"
Why did I agree to play this game again? I absolutely hate both! Time to subvert it like host turning AI Dungeon into a field guide for trees. The AI struggled but eventually succumbed. Joy will too.

> The desperate sound of alarm bells can be heard ringing throughout Neverwinter
> An elderly lady is standing crying in her front yard as a large horse cart decorated with the letters NPWC arrives and comes to a screeching halt
> Four heavily armed LV.20 adventurers leap off the cart and run toward the old lady
> Neverwinter Pest and Weed Control at your service! Where are the culprits?
> The old lady sobbingly points at her back yard overgrown with weeds, the trees infested by bugs.
> The adventurers briefly nod to each other and then charge into battle, ripping weeds from the ground and plucking bugs from the trees
> The battle is tense but eventually the adventurers prevail and the yard is cleansed.
> Dirty and tired but mostly unharmed, the adventurers return to their cart and drive off to the blaring sound of medieval music as sudden as they have arrived, leaving the baffled lady behind without charging a copper.
> Having survived another adventure, it's time to relax at the spa and go luxury shopping for the rest of the week, then it's off to the holiday cabin in the woods for the weekend.
> Such is the harsh and grim life of the NPWC adventurers!







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I was coming home but my home was a sort of bar with a TV. Friends were sitting there and celebrating Trump's election victory with cheers. The results had just come in. It only lasted a few seconds but was very realistic and vivid. That was before that debate btw. And I don't really care much anout Trump I live on the opposite side of the world from the US. No Cat either.





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Hey @Cat, wanna spar?

Just an exhibition match. If you don't want to then that's ok. Consider it a dream or like we'll all wear soft gloves.

[It will be a fair fight, I will not give any favoritism to Ashley]

Of course I have my spawns, you tell me the initial conditions and terrain and I'll see if they're acceptable.
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 >>/5403/

I said earlier, if you use the thing to gain proficiency in, then you can choose to gain that proficiency when you get your next plate, level 4. If you used a longbow without proficiency, the hit would be +3 instead of +5, for now that's the only difference.



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