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NEET General #991 - Emergency Alert Edition

NEET

7/27/2026 08:35:00 No. 1015437 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Cruisey I don't wanna hear that noise again.

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NEET

8/3/2026 00:04:00 No. 1016544 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1016538/
Damn, that's a lot of stuff to get through just in a morning.

NEET

8/3/2026 00:05:00 No. 1016545 [Preview] [Reply]

Never eaten octopus

NEET

8/3/2026 00:10:00 No. 1016547 [Preview] [Reply]

Someone call chopper?
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NEET

8/3/2026 00:14:00 No. 1016551 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:  >>/1016546/
NEW:  >>/1016546/
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BUM RASH

NEET

9/26/2026 05:01:00 No. 1034214 [Preview] [Reply]

Need my fucking NEET board Zesty.

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NEET General #990 - Glenn's Edition

NEET

7/22/2026 09:58:00 No. 1014383 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Won't be long until he tells us about Glenn, right?

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NEET

7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015438 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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NEET

7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015439 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015440 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

7/27/2026 08:37:00 No. 1015441 [Preview] [Reply]

IS GLENN EVEN ALIVE?

NEET

7/27/2026 08:37:00 No. 1015442 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN

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NEET General #989 - Driving Incident Edition

NEET

7/17/2026 22:42:00 No. 1013356 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you NEETs ever been involved in a serious incident while driving?
Did insurance do the right thing by you?

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NEET

7/22/2026 12:57:00 No. 1014427 [Preview] [Reply]

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7/22/2026 12:57:00 No. 1014428 [Preview] [Reply]

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7/22/2026 12:57:00 No. 1014429 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/22/2026 12:58:00 No. 1014430 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/22/2026 12:58:00 No. 1014431 [Preview] [Reply]

New Thread:  >>/1014383/
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New Thread:  >>/1014383/
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NEET General #988 - Still Remembered Edition

NEET

7/14/2026 03:17:00 No. 1012366 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

We will never, ever forget her. And what was done to her.

Old Thread:  >>/1011354/

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NEET

7/18/2026 00:44:00 No. 1013371 [Preview] [Reply]

Called the insurance company. A request for review was made and will be started on Monday when that Team returns.

NEET

7/18/2026 00:44:00 No. 1013372 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
> so maybe she is bleeding out her front bum or something??
Likely.

NEET

7/18/2026 00:58:00 No. 1013373 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
don't take it personally, remember that other people have moods just like you and there's only a 25% chance both you and her will be in a good mood upon encountering eachother

NEET

7/18/2026 01:06:00 No. 1013374 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013369/
My life is not just a series of meme call and responses.
Had a choof and a wank

NEET

7/18/2026 01:09:00 No. 1013375 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
What a cunt

Fix captcha

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NEET General #987 - Lost in the Sauce Edition

NEET

7/10/2026 07:01:00 No. 1011354 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you NEETs ever found yourselves "Lost in the sauce"?

Old thread:  >>/1010339/

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NEET

7/14/2026 03:19:00 No. 1012368 [Preview] [Reply]

I ate a packet of pythons hoping one of them would get the gerbil in there.

NEET

7/14/2026 03:20:00 No. 1012369 [Preview] [Reply]

STAY JUICY CUZ

NEET

7/14/2026 03:21:00 No. 1012370 [Preview] [Reply]

FAT KARATE

NEET

7/14/2026 03:21:00 No. 1012371 [Preview] [Reply]

New Thread:  >>/1012366/
New Thread:  >>/1012366/
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New Thread:  >>/1012366/
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NEET

7/14/2026 03:22:00 No. 1012372 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH END

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NEET General #986 - Ol' Chumpy Edition

NEET

7/5/2026 03:59:00 No. 1010339 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do any of you NEETs refer to yourself with an unflattering nickname?
Would you recommend it to others?

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NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011357 [Preview] [Reply]

=DING DONG. REGISTER 3 PLEASE.==

NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011358 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:  >>/1011355/
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NEW:  >>/1011355/

NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011359 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/10/2026 07:04:00 No. 1011360 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1011358/
nope some other thread beat it

NEET

7/10/2026 07:59:00 No. 1011373 [Preview] [Reply]

For the lost NEETS
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/

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NEET General #985 - Secret Edition

NEET

7/1/2026 05:21:00 No. 1009276 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are any of you NEETs keeping a forbidden secret?

Old thread:  >>/1008078/

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NEET

7/5/2026 03:52:00 No. 1010337 [Preview] [Reply]

Giant whale wank

NEET

7/5/2026 03:56:00 No. 1010338 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1010330/
Sounds nice. What did motherbat have?

NEET

7/5/2026 04:00:00 No. 1010340 [Preview] [Reply]

NEAL THE SEAL

NEET

7/5/2026 04:01:00 No. 1010341 [Preview] [Reply]

CANT STUMP THE CHUMP

NEET

7/5/2026 04:02:00 No. 1010342 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1010338/
A piece of crumbed butterfish and chips.

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NEET General #984 - Blanket Edition

NEET

6/26/2026 07:58:00 No. 1008078 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are you protected from the elements of the chilly Australian winter summer?

Old thread:  >>/1006896/

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NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009328 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009329 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009330 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN.

NEET

7/1/2026 16:42:00 No. 1009468 [Preview] [Reply]

SUPPLEMENTARY BUM RASH

NEET

7/1/2026 16:42:00 No. 1009469 [Preview] [Reply]

TRUE ENDING

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NEET General #983- sborts edition

NEET

6/21/2026 00:23:00 No. 1006896 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you ever played a sborts NEETS?

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NEET

6/26/2026 07:38:00 No. 1008064 [Preview] [Reply]

I HOPE THE SPAMMER DIES SOON

NEET

6/26/2026 07:39:00 No. 1008067 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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NEET

6/26/2026 07:49:00 No. 1008070 [Preview] [Reply]

Something very funky is going on here.

NEET

6/26/2026 07:52:00 No. 1008071 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1008070/
I made the thread as requested  >>/1008060/ and replied  >>/1008063/. I was banned again for making a thread and using this quoted text  >>/1007949/ with that Pepe that was referenced using the correct style.

NEET

6/26/2026 07:54:00 No. 1008073 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1008071/
Right now I also think you are IGA.

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NEET General #982 - Holodeck Ban Edition

NEET

6/14/2026 09:11:00 No. 1005817 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What do you NEETs think would be the cause of your holodeck ban?

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NEET

6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006908 [Preview] [Reply]

3. While most Possums live on fruit and vegetables, Possum lives on garlic bread and wicked wings.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006909 [Preview] [Reply]

4. He has comically large feet.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:49:00 No. 1006910 [Preview] [Reply]

5. Cruisey installed his letterbox crooked and Possum is reminded of the fact every time he collects his mail.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:50:00 No. 1006911 [Preview] [Reply]

New Thread:  >>/1006896/
New Thread:  >>/1006896/
New Thread:  >>/1006896/

New Thread:  >>/1006896/
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New Thread:  >>/1006896/

NEET

8/18/2026 21:31:00 No. 1021679 [Preview] [Reply]

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No-one will notice me posting in this old thread.

/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs