/bbg/ - Bonbibonkers General

new thread let's goooooo

 >>/35102/
hap py

 >>/35102/

 >>/35101/
The new 'Magrathea' version of the board shows how many posts there are so you can start a new one. Hopefully ready soon.

 >>/35106/
the piggy bon is such a poopy piggy that she forgot she pooped while she was sitting in her desk chair playing games on the computer this afternoon. it was after a couple hours did the poopy piggy start to sniff something fishy horrid like a cat had died inside her pants. the piggy decided that an inspection was necessary and she spent the time to stop and pause her game and check. oh, well look at that the piggy thought, i got poopy pants and poopy panties, and in conclusion she concluded rightly to the best of her poop logic i must be a poopy piggy.well those poopy pants came off and the piggy walked to the bathroom to dump all of her poopy piggy poop into the toilet and get the poop out of her pants. oh thunder! a sudden second spurt of poop started to draw out of her butt hole and with no warning. Poop spilled out and dropped, pppppppwap, spurted more like, onto the floor beneath her, and she yelled, i didn't want to poop! The piggy had created in the space of a proper clean room in such a short time a literal giant sized pig pen, really one that is meant for only piggys. the poopy piggy had to then spend some more quality time to clean up all the poopy and piggy mess. i think the real question needs to be asked, why is the poopy piggy so poopy and messy all the time. that even when she doesn't want to poop a brown load of poop invariably spills out.

 >>/35105/
Man I love this post.  She’s still the best.

 >>/35100/

 >>/35111/
the piggy bon pooped in her palm this afternoon when she had to suddenly spurt out some poo in her room. the piggy was very busy halfway through a cosplay ;then she had to pull down her pants and her panties and squat for that she felt such an urgent need of a large brown poop spilling from her butt. oh, one brown roll rolled into her hand, wonderful. And done. uh oh, the piggy then started to feel another brown chocolate monster run through her lower guts and rectum, to and out of her piggy anus in one swelled swoop. Yikes, bon swiveled, shivered and felt her body tighten as she used her other hand to gather up and coddle the other brown roll of poo coming out. A medium 6 incher. well good, two hands full of poop bonbi was about to pull up her pants, when ohhhhhh, you have got to be kidding, yet another spillain of brown summer sausage started to come through. her anus was breached and a third brown roll went through. two handed bon the piggy had no hands left and so the poop fell out of her butt hole and directly onto the floor of her room, ploooopp.then as if that wasn't enough she vomited a good deal of the heave of eighteen cabbage rolls she had for lunch. and that vomit spread like topping onto her brown pile of poop laying on the floor. the piggy had created a poop sundae of sorts, but a foul kind of sundae to be sure.

Here. Have a recolor.

Starting to have bonbi withdrawal

 >>/35115/

 >>/35114/
Thanks. I love this cosplay.  I think it’s the brown hair.

based cuteposter

 >>/35122/

> both not streaming for 11 days
> no instagram posts for 11 days
> posting old tiktoks
is bonbi seriously visiting julie again? she simply cant stay away.

 >>/35124/
Would be nice for her.
My guess is its a less happy reason.

 >>/35125/
the piggy loaded up on pounds and pounds of food for supper today. so it was no surprise at all when she went to her room to piggy swallow herself in her desk chair she felt rolls of brown poop start to run out of her. she clutched her piggy anus hard so that she could run into the piggy potty bathroom and jump onto the toilet dumper. she sat there and spread her legs over the potty seat and made some extremely wild faces as she squeezed her poops out: feeling those brown and poopish cucumberic thick curls and rounds and rolls spill out, the piggy thought for a minute she was going to split apart, that this was it, these browns with their magnitude of style, discomfort and largements are going to end it all and leave her in halves on that toilet seat. well fortunately for the piggy and her anus splitting brown adventure the poops all adhered to slide out as smooth as oil with slickness and tepidity and give her no more cause for alarm. so the piggy screamed in great relief as the last brown curled came out of her anus and plopped into the toilet. the piggy bon then wiped her messy butt hole with some toilet paper. she ran back into her room, eager to return back to her piggy business and some computer games.

 >>/35124/
 >>/35125/
Worried about her too many times in the past just to learn she was off on that months holiday. FYI Julie is currently somewhere by the ocean so maybe another LA holiday with the only friends? She has just started foillowing yet another e-thot on Insta.

 >>/35127/

 >>/35124/

Meh, she deserves a break

 >>/35124/
if so, it's good for her

Good news is she finally dropped Contaction for Link Tree. No Tiktok - wonder if she is going to drop it like she said?
Almost the end of an era except it feels like it really ended about a month back.

 >>/35128/

Smash

 >>/35132/
An actual for real whore. How wonderful for Bon to get to know her.

 >>/35127/
Its not so much caring on my part, but somehow just hanging out seems to go wrong for her.
What I mean is everytime shes gone for any stretch of time something 'bad' happens.
Its like natural law.

 >>/35133/

I don’t see bon making hot tub streams and/or only friends videos gargling jizz. You sound like her dad, everyone has at least one or two whore friends

 >>/35130/
but bonbi said all her trips were horrible

 >>/35135/
Three months ago you probably didnt see her doing topless Patreon shoots. Everbybody has some whore friends but most people mix it up with some non-whore ones as well (hyperbole, I am not actually calling Julie a whore)
Of course I am just being negative. I am sure this will have no future deleterious impacts on her mental health.
Also, which of my friends are you calling a whore? Fairly sure I dont know anyone who advertises anal for cash.

 >>/35137/
Do you think everyone she follows is her real friends?

 >>/35138/
She always says she has no friends

That one guy probably bought her retirement

 >>/35128/
Probably just me being dumb but WTF is pet play?

 >>/35141/
fucking your dog

 >>/35141/
shitting in a litter box

 >>/35137/
Fairly sure I dont know anyone who advertises anal for cash.

Really? Expand your friend groups, they are fun at parties, you don’t seem like fun tho

 >>/35142/
 >>/35143/
I believe neither of these. I might be wrong on both counts but I prefer not to find out.

 >>/35145/
Idk either i was jokinf, its probably just some tame bdsm stuff.
Put on a dog collar, butplug with a tail, bark like a dog. Some sad shit like that.

 >>/35146/
Where I am from a dog collar is something the local vicar wears. I might not have got my answaer but at least the mental image you have given me is making me laugh. Thanks Bro.

 >>/35147/
Lol, welcome.
I know he's not a vicar, but your post has me picturing Father Brown from that bbc series with a tail now.

 >>/35143/
"Her poo piles were multiplying like rabbits"

the piggy bon was in her bedroom at the end of her day with 10 piles of yesterday's and today's poop sitting on the floor. the general explanation is that the piggy's days were too busy for her to spend any time worth it for cleaning up her bedroom, although by that time the stink of those multiple brown sausage piles laying around was enough to knock out into unconsciousness anybody except for the piggy bon. the piggy forced herself to sludge tip toe through those poop piles and to her bed because she was piggy tired from that long day. and she snuffed at even the thought of wasting energy to bend over every poo pile and scrape them from off of the floor. so the piggy climbed into bed with the full intent to close her eyes and go to sleep. maybe even to dream about exhausting several poos into a fancy pig pen. for the poops both dry and wet always feel so good to the piggy when they slide out, and she gets that stinging sensation out of her butt hole, like tinder quat, a slow ember burning, that really feels in comparison like a full course meal to the taste of the tongue. but isn't it amazing that as soon as the piglet pulled her pajamas a sudden pile of late day poo started forming and pushing out of her butt hole and into her pajamas. terrible. the piggy jumped out of bed and rushed to the bathroom to save her pajamas but fell into several piles of her floor poop and lost her balance and smashed head first into the desk. the piggy littered several obscene and repulsive words and had to spend the additional time before going to sleep to clean the whole mess up.

 >>/35151/
yesterday this happen to me where i squat down to open a drawer and BRAP for a few mins i became Bon the PIGLET and i remembered immediately your writings 😢. Luckly it didnt reach the underwear only watery around my orifice that i managed to wipe asap with toilet paper. I will haev to borrow Bons pigpen next time

🦍🦍

 >>/35154/
psychological crises aside, this stream was comedy gold

Jeez I wish I had new Bonbi stuff to look at.

 >>/35152/
it's obvious completely the fault of the piglet bon she poops everywhere she goes, and she is such a poopy piggy, dropping poops on the floor or wherever is a natural thing for her (like a piglet in a pig pen), while it may seem repulsive to any ordinary person.
 >>/35156/
bonbibonkers is doing fine. she already pooped three times today. once while she was sleeping, once after she woke up and was sitting in bed acting like a lump of poo, and once while she was in the shower and she couldn't resist spitting out of her butt hole a tiny tot, a brown poo say about 4 inches long. then the piglet helped set up the family christmas tree, really didn't do much, except hang two glass like balls on the branches. because she had to four hoof trample like a mad and crazy piggy to the fridge and grab everything she could. lately, she felt her sides were starting to thin out and so a new flank of lard is necessary, you know extra insulation for her and the winter and the cold long nights of grazing and pooping in the fields.

Holy fuck fanfic broke his mold.
Two replies.

 >>/35159/
Even he is getting bored of them. Still havn't read more than about three words of them for a few weeks now.

 >>/35161/
same. just X

 >>/35161/
I read one recently. 
Here's my book report:
"He's coasting.
Nobody's missing out."

Bons new bf didn’t like her posting/streaming anymore

 >>/35164/
You mean June? He just joined Julies chat and Julie asked if it was June or Bon. She is with the Only Friends again - expect more e-thottery tomorrowish.

Guess she has at least let the OnlyFriends know not to include her in any IG stories incase one of those monsters that follow her actually find out she is going to be away for a few weeks and wont post. I mean imagine behaving normally towards such a bunch of losers.

June is clappin dem cheeks?

Makes sense why she doesn't want to try for Twitch partner at the mo. They look at activity over the last 30 days - she would have to go a whole month without two weeks on holiday.

just let Bon rest fags

 >>/35168/

She’s gonna blow you so hard for saying that

Lol, June doesn't look like the type to have a girlfriend, thats more bonbis department.

Bon goes both ways, or she’s pegging him

 >>/35165/
someone redpill me on her relationship with riot august

Oh Bonbi has a boyfriend now?  Hopefully it’s not another piece of shit.

Is she unironically a whore? Why is she jumping from dick to dick as soon as she meets a new man?

 >>/35174/
Please man she’s had like three boyfriends and also who fucking cares?

 >>/35174/
anon i hate to be the one to break it to you but they quite literally all do this

 >>/35172/
 >>/35174/
 >>/35176/
This turning into a Q board.
anons baking crumbs.

> they quite liteally all do this
Lol. do 'they' live in your walls anon?

Bonbi wants pussy lads, get redpilled on reality.

 >>/35177/
Wants pussy? So she has a girlfriend?

isnt that chinese guy gay?

 >>/35174/
> Is she unironically a whore? Why is she jumping from dick to dick as soon as she meets a new man?
No, it doesn't count if the whorish behavious is only in your head.

 >>/35174/
May the bonbi arc redpill you on women, they're all somewhat like this

June, July, August all boyfriends.

 >>/35181/
oh no people fuck sometimes?
my world is broken

 >>/35182/
Lol. Lets find her a May and an April, she'll have a straight flush, or gay flush whatever.

 >>/35168/
> just let Bon rest fags

2 weeks holiday

4 Twitch streams, 2 IG Posts, 2 Cosplays making 8 Tiktoks and 12 Patreon pics

2 weeks holiday

 >>/35185/
Just so everyone knows. It isnt a Boyfriend. One of her twitch subs has been sending her lots of money and is now asking her not to post. He is her sugar daddy.
She makes between 5k and 9k on her patreon monthly and this dude is apparently dropping more than that to keep her to himself.

 >>/35186/

Source = Trust me bro

 >>/35186/
According to some e-girl forum so it must be true...

Not because she has been in LA and has never posted the last few times she was in LA.

I mean you can tell its true because she took down her Contactin. Just ignore that she replaced it with Linktr.ee

Bon-Anon is a secret group of US security state insiders fighting the evil Patreon cabal and the Twitch deep-state.
To secure our objective, disinformation is necessary. 

Where We Go Bon We Go All

 >>/35189/
Please eat all the dicks. Thank you.

 >>/35189/
lol

She has applied lessons learned from previous trips. OpSec is up. Sightings are down.

But OsInt has not totally given up.

I have this rare - will anyone give me $500 for it?

 >>/35191/
 >>/35192/
well poopy piggy poops! it looks like the piglet bon was sitting in her chair and listening to music on her ear phones when she felt a roll of brown poop pushing against her butt hole. Waaa, it came as a complete surprise and she almost fell out of her chair. the fat piggy simply wanted to spend a nice couple of hours in her comfy chair and relax and chill to some music and some computer games without being bothered. but it wasn't to be as the supper she finished an hour ago paid its poopy and nasty call on her butt chamber. first of all a huge fart started out of her butt hole and made a trumpet like sound, it was almost like the piggy's butt was making its own music and songs. the piglet was becoming another mozart with her butt hole music flaring widely up and down notes and chords.but hold the concert because let me guess, now free of its cares in the upper abdomen that brown snake poop moving through the piggy's guts slivered, and wanted to hit the back door to that hell hole of a boring place, so straight to the piggy's rectum it ran with the full intent of pushing out of the piggy's anus, and to leave forever. it wanted to find a better and more exciting pasture to spend its time and just generally to get some fresh air. plop plop into the toilet it came as the piggy had jumped onto the toilet and squeezed the toilet's white rim top with her legs so that the poops could exit her butt hole and take a wash in the toilet water. whoooaaa, a washy water ride and whirlpool took the poop rolls, all three of them, down the toilet tube as the piggy flushed the toilet and made the poops disappear.

 >>/35192/
take your pills

 >>/35194/
$250?

 >>/35190/
 >>/35194/
Lol. Watch out here come the fun police

 >>/35192/
Do you take Iraqi dinars or FTXCoin?

 >>/35165/
 >>/35192/
I think it's crazy that bonbi was trying to hide her presence in LA
I just don't understand why she did it

its over

 >>/35198/
her whole life is connected with sick people who persecute her

 >>/35165/
> iiiiclothing
now we know where bonbi has been getting her coomerwear from

iiiiclothing.com/collections/shirts/products/blvck-rose

 >>/35198/
I dont think it unreasonable of her to not say where she is going but to disappear without a word just leaves room for the BS like 'she is being paid not to post'. All she has to do is say 'I wont be posting for a few weeks' basically like any other content creator does.

Bonbi: Doesn't like Anime because of how girls are portrayed
Also Bonbi: Wears a T-Shirt with crappy Hentai on the front

Even if that pic is not her the one she wore on stream was as bad. Maybe she doesn't wear them outside, but then why wear them on stream?

 >>/35204/
She never said she didnt like hentai.

 >>/35205/
I didn't say she did but why would someone dislike the way girls are portrayed in Anime and then admire Hentai?

 >>/35204/
She's literally retarded, how's surprising at this point?

what are the chances that bonbi was using drugs again?

 >>/35206/
I got that. Was a little joke.
The girl is a sphinx, thats part of the interest, for me anyway, so many contradictions.

 >>/35208/
420%

 >>/25206/
Forgot to answer your question.
Shes probably just a thirsty neckbeard.
Likes the aesthetics of 2d big tiddy goth gfs, but not the stories and context of an anime.
For a comparison. Some people like bdsm but not actually being tortured.

 >>/35210/
Thats OK, I wasn't really expecting an answer but I enjoyed the typo in your reply.
She said she dislikes Anime because of the way young girls are sexualized - under this rationale Hentai is the worst part of Anime extracted into still images.

> 420%
I got this one :-)

Nah I don’t buy it I’m still thinking that guy was just a simp and she blew him off

 >>/35208/

Drugs on the coffee table in that group photo?

 >>/35211/
> She said she dislikes Anime because of the way young girls are sexualized
With 'young girls' I think she means kids.
As long as it's adult characters she is probably fine with sexualization. 
She clearly does not avoid sexualized depictions of women. (Mercy bodypillow, some art on her walls, the shirts)
I dont think making that distinction is contradictory. But you are welcome to disagree.

To speculate, on top of this she may also associate anime with bad times or people in her past.

> I got this one :-)
:)

I still can’t get over how cute _nineiota’s outfit was today! She’s been killing it all week, you know cause she posts every day cause she likes her fans. Anyways, I hope we get some new bontent next week.

 >>/35207/
Lol

 >>/35214/
Bonbi has an asian fetish, look at the girls she ropes

C'mon BoringBonkers, do something already. Post some nips so I can roast the simps or something.

It’s weird I honestly do go through Bonbi withdrawal.  I got used to seeing decently regular patreon pictures, tiktoks, and stream clips.

 >>/35215/
Oops, epic wrong board post fail! Assume you meant to post this in the board for people who care about _nineiota but clicked the wrong one?

I can't. I want to see her
Where is my Goddess?

 >>/35222/
Try sacrificing livestock to Athena, higher chances of her dropping new content.

 >>/35223/
(un)fortunately i cant care about any e-girl other than bonbibonkers

 >>/35224/
> any e-girl other than bonbibonkers
Lol. 
Famous e-girl Athena ancient Greek goddess of war and wisdom.

Anyone find the guy giving her money yet?

 >>/35225/
 >>/35226/
Yowza!the piglet bon fell asleep in her chair this night because she was listening to music. and she woke up with a pound of poop squishing around in her pants. the poopy piggy like all quickly startled piglets went into a fit of discomfort from this sudden revelation, and she vomited a soup can amount of partially digested fish and corn onto
her keyboard and then in shock pissed her pants. wait a second; let's go back and explain this from the beginning. the main problem today was the piggy over ate yet again and
had twelve fish paddies and eight bowls of corn and a tassy of bacon for her supper. now an ordinary piggy with an ordinary appetite should only eat a tine of that and be happy, but not bon. she decided that her piggyness got or was going to get the best of herself and she was going to pig out. and who cares about any consequences. so she munched her way out of the kitchen and into her bedroom and left a trial of niblets and crumbs along the floor. well this did something to her right away, as
she felt a pin like tightening in her bowels and it surprised her. she knew a brown curly poo was on its way, but oh she disparaged, she has music to listen to! so an immediate solution was thought of and reached. to her music she would go at her desk, but not before squatting and bending and depositing a small load of troublesome brown poo on the floor beside her desk.
poor piggy bon, she thought that was the extent of her after supper poo party pickups, but no, a brown surprise awaited her as she drifted off to sleep and into the clutches of a pig pen like mess described above.why is the piggy so poopy? and the piggy farts way too much.

 >>/35226/
Matthew Suazo? What do you mean by 'found' exactly? Why does it matter where he is from - you are not going to visit him.

 >>/35229/
he want send to machuchu his nudes

i check her social media every 10 minutes. i think i'm little bit sick

 >>/35232/
Bro, thats pointless. Dont waste your life on such useless persuits.

I check them every three minutes and post anything I find here. Just leave Endchan open and get on with your life.

 >>/35233/
yeah but what if you withhold rares like  >>/35192/
i gotta check it too just in case

 >>/35233/
ty for your support bro i think you know how hard this feeling

 >>/35234/
to be fair he did post the only bit with a bonbi in it

bonus mode: possible bonbi on the sofa in the hat?

 >>/35236/
imagine how bonbi asked people not to film her and not to put her on the internet

we were absolutely right
she is in LA

Oh good, the braless slut outfit she first wore for Patreon. Joy. I checked every 3 minutes for that.

 >>/35229/

Ahh nice just gonna send him alittle shade

 >>/35238/
she really loves this wig

these nibbas really be out here postin SD toks again

cant you retards download in hd? fucks sake you are slacking

 >>/35242/
bro

 >>/35242/
 >>/35243/
> 22:35:00
bro....

 >>/35244/
 >>/35245/
WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HEAD

i am inside your walls

Is the bald guy her new boyfriend?  Because damn that gives me a lot of hope.

 >>/35242/
> 22:35:00
> 22:35:01
> 22:35:02
> 22:35:03

cant believe bonbi has THREE boyfriends at the same time!

 >>/35250/
she has one
me 
i am her boyfriend

 >>/35243/
If she is going to post shit like this? No. Cant be bothered. There is nothing special left of her.

 >>/35248/
Thats August. He was friends with the OnlyFriends first - Bon knows them through him. He likes to dress as a maid along with June so ...
Also, not trying to raise any alarms, but if you search for riotaugust in Tiktok the first result used to be riotaugust_pedo. He seems to have a reputation from somewhere.

 >>/35251/
> you dont know
uh-oh

spot the bonbi

 >>/35253/
Why are they all named after months?  Also Riot as in Riot Games?

 >>/35255/
is the read head Julie? The girl who posts porn? She has a nice ass.

 >>/35255/
4 gay boys hanging out

 >>/35258/
she is in save)))

 >>/35258/
So she goes to parties like that. She is desperate to look like any other whore.

 >>/35260/
you have a really boring life
sad for you

 >>/35261/
Don't be sad, you just misunderstand. I don't follow Bonbi for sexual gratification because I don't need to, I follow her for entertainment because she used to be entertaining and is definitely. The guys to feel sorry for are the ones who want to see her strip because their sexual lives are that barren.
You have it 180 degrees the wrong way round. Sad for you.

 >>/35262/
where did you see sexual gratification and whores at this party? as you said before..
just chill out nerd and go back where you came from

 >>/35253/
I didn't know anything about this last part but them being friends was always puzzeling to me.
They live such different lives, hes so much older.

 >>/35264/
he's both emiru and julies friend so first met through emiru, and when they fell out she clung onto julie and all her chink friends

 >>/35265/
Thnx for the info.
Still, them staying friends.
I can understand from her perspective. She wants friends.But August and the gang dont need her in the same way. 
She's not the easiest to have around if what she said on stream is true.
They must like her enough to have her around. Maybe they are just real nice. Lets hope so anyway.

 >>/35266/
jesus they're just "cosplay friends"
be more simple

 >>/35267/
Lol. What is this reply?
If anything with bonbi was simple I wouldn't bother following her shenanigans.

 >>/35267/
they are not just cosplayers
at least one girl (lynienicole) from this group does hardcore porn 
atlaseuu and other girl are also do porn

august onlyfans when?

 >>/35268/
I talking about how she came to this "cosplay friends" from Julia and Emiru.
everything else is innuendo

 >>/35269/

smash

 >>/35271/
I was not trying to imply anything. I see no reason to think they are anything other than friends.
But them being friends just seems remarkable to me. Not good or bad, just unusual.

 >>/35269/
she has a really nice butthole

Virtually everyone in that IG post is either a porn star, a porn photographer or August - a 30yo cross dressing man who friends seem to be mainly teenage or early 20s porn stars and whose first search result is 'RiotAugust_Pedo'

I think it is clear what future Bon has chosen.

 >>/35270/

smash

 >>/35275/
I'm surprised
I didn't know it was THAT bad

If you ask a room full of clerics for career advice they will tell you to join the church.

If you ask a room full of Doctors for career advice they will tell you to go to medical schiool.

If you aks a room full of porn stars for career advice they will tell you to get your kit of and start moaning.

None of these is clear impartial career advice given for the benefit of the person asking.

 >>/35277/
If it wasn't for the 5 file limit it would have looked worse. I had to leave some out.

 >>/35278/
if you ask a room full of incels for career advice they will tell you to become a housewife

Maybe they’ll teach Bonbi how to take better pictures.

 >>/35275/
 >>/35277/
I hope this means we'll see some proper nudes of Bonbi soon.

 >>/35280/
If you ask a room full of coomers for career advice they will call everybody else incels in the hope it makes them feel less retarded.

 >>/35280/
> become a housewife
Lol, how do you think porn careers end? Its the very definition of a time limited career and once its over porn stars are rarely accepted elsewhere - better hope they marry well before its over.

Peeps who dont want her to go into porn are the ones wishing her a long term career doing other things.

The problem Bon has is that she is at least slightly well known, maybe not as well as she would like but well enough that this will stick with her. She has more to lose, and will lose more, than any of the other e-thots she calls friends.

why do you obsess over the career choices of some farmgirl? it's none of your business

 >>/35285/
Have you never been a fan or a follower of anyone? Seems strange you don't seem to understand the very basic principle of either given you are here. They are normal enough concepts most people are able to grasp them.

 >>/35285/
why did you come to the "farmgirl" board?

never cared about the private life of the people i'm a fan of. imagine writing your favorite actor an angry letter becacuse he cheated on his wife.

i wouldn't even call myself a bonbifag, just find some of her stuff useful in a way that's unrelated to egirl enthusiasm.

April Star? You found April, now we need May how exciting

BONBI you’re around PROFESSIONALS.  Now is your chance to get an incredible Patreon set in.  Seriously get those Onlyfans girls to show you the ropes.  Hell get that bald guy to take some pictures he seems to know how.

> professionals
lol funny cuckold

 >>/35292/
Look call my a cuck all you want, but I really want to see Bonbi naked.  I’m never going to have a Bonbi tier girlfriend (looks wise) so this is the next best thing.

Damn she got half a mil views on that last TikTok

 >>/35293/
 >>/35292/
well poopy and poops. the piggy spent the whole afternoon painting a portrait of herself with oil paints on a 20 inch canvas.
the piggy's new hobby. everything was going great and the two hours when ohhhhhh. a nature call was boiling inside the piggy's poop filled guts. namely, brown poop. lots of it. time to head to her favorite white ceramic buddy the toilet. but as usual the piglet messed that up. the piggy tripped over the wooden easel and fell on the floor and pooped her pants. 
bonbi got up, and felt her panties filled with brown poopy waste and offal; then 
she stampeded like a piggy into the bathroom and when she took off her panties the load of poop
slingshot out of them and directly onto her face. the poop was sticky like glue. and stuck like a 
squirrel does to a tree all over bon's face. whooaa, bon had a poopy face. the piggy's face was covered with brown poops. well. what a portrait is that going to make. indeed. so the piggy had to spend a good quantity of time cleaning herself off. before resuming her self portrait. we will have to see
once framed and placed on the wall the finished work and whether the poopy piggy was able to wipe all of the brown sticky poo from her face or is it forever on oil.

What is it that makes bonbi so unlikable that nobody wants to be her friend? Yesterday the riot august collab tiktok made me want to look at her op.gg match history. And it turned out that some of the pornstar people were playing league normals yesterday with each other during the exact same 2 hours that bonbi was playing league by herself in. That honestly made me feel really bad for her. Even the people she is literally on a trip with don't even bother to invite her for unranked games when they are playing at the exact same time. I would post proof but since a day has already passed op.gg just says that the games were played 1 day ago. It sadly doesn't give a specific time, maybe you guys know about a different site that does give one?

what do we think of bonbis new bf

 >>/35297/
Peak soy

 >>/35297/
Is this the bald guy? I don’t know Bonbi looks like the type to end up with a dude like this, but if he’s cool who cares?  Nerdy dudes can ACTUALLY be nice, and not in the “nice guy” way.

what do we think of bonbis new bf?

 >>/35296/
https://www.leagueofgraphs.com/summoner/na/Bonbishka

 >>/35301/

 >>/35288/
Thats great for you Bro, happy you manage to be so blissful.

Just remember you are the weird one, not everybody else.

Could be worse - https://youtube.com/watch?v=abuIPLpl7tk

 >>/35297/
Watched he stream a few times - he is not so bad really, just a total LoL numbers nerd. Dont think he is her BF tho.

I wish I was that bald bitch getting my dick sucked by bonbi probably as I’m typing this.

julie posted this on her insta story too
what could it mean :o

 >>/35307/
Hardcore lesbian strapon sex

 >>/35296/
Watch her streams for like 10 minutes and youll find out pretty fast. Girl has a wicked victim complex despite being an attractive rich white girl so shes probably an absolute chore to be around.

 >>/35296/
 >>/35309/
Watch her streams and you'll find out what it actually is.
Shy and socially awkward recluse who never had the opportunity to learn how to hang out with people.
Is desparate for friendship and connection, but has very few opportunities to meet new people.
So when she does socialize, the stakes feel high and she struggles with the pressure.
Has admitted to have unrealistic expectations of friends. Has depression and mood swings.

Basicly she is the pretty girl version of a lot of people here. Which has the added pittfall of people assuming you are normal.

 >>/35309/
 >>/35310/
It is because the piglet bon is a poopy piggy that poops. brown poopy doopy doops, i have no doubt that when she wakes up tomorrow the piglet will find another brown and stinky roll of poop rattling around in her pajamas. 
i expect her to disregard that brown roll and spend half the day playing computer games and listening to her music at her desk. ya see the piggy like a lunatick enjoys the feeling of a brown load of mushy poo filling her panties and squishing against her piggy butt hole. she always likes to reserve one special day where she spends at least several hours
with a load of pooped out butt poop in her panties. usually one day a week, after enjoying that poopy load and then the piggy will finally spend the minute necessary to empty her poopy panties into the toilet. bon you are a poopy sicko.

 >>/35312/
I 2nd this.

Now that the dust has settled, can someone please explain what was up with that story where she said she had been sexually abused or something?

 >>/35312/
tastefull thickness (with watermark)

 >>/35315/
I’d like to taste Bonbi’s thick watermark if you know what I mean.

 >>/35311/
another great writeup to read with the family #DailyPoopbroW the poopy piglet meanace must be stopped once and forall

 >>/35318/
Don't forget that at least 75-85% of the ones who say they don't want it are lying to retain their white knight simp status.

 >>/35318/
 >>/35319/
Dont forget that 100% of the ones who insist 'anyone who does not want nudes is lying' are trying to reconcile their sad existence. They are trying to convince themselves that everybody else wants to see lewds of someone they have followed since she was 14 therefore they are not sad loneley wankers for also wanting it.

They are wrong of course.

 >>/35317/
> yBtOO3TsHwev.mp4
what the fuck
bonbi is so nasty

 >>/35320/
it just 30+ yo coomers bro
they come and leave, do not pay attention

 >>/35320/
Care to explain how I hacked your computer and found this image in a folder titled "My Plan"?
> Some will say that they do not want that. They are homosexuals seeking to taint you by diverting men from the true and straight path
I told you, Bonbi. These "people" do not love you. They have devious gay plans for your beloved audience.
 >>/35322/
wsg bbg original btw homostein

 >>/35314/
Let try this:
-Bonbi was good friends with Philly, but not involved
-Early Nov 2021 - Bon visited Emirus House in Wichita while Emiru was in Austin.
-Philly assaulted her in the house
-Philly was removed from the house by Emiru but continued to be an employee and moderator

-Stream 29 Jan [2022] - said she was going to do a drawing of all her friends but one of them turned out to be a stinker.
-Stream 19 Feb - Said her friend saved her but she is still alone
-Stream 16 July - Breaks down over someone. Says 'Fuck you' and 'how dare you hurt the people care about'. Says she went through trauma but people are saying it was nothing
-Stream 24 July - says someone took advantage of her but her best friend is defending him
-Stream 31 July - Says has not forgiven her old friends as they are now ex-friends. They tried to defend someone. Everybody she knows has F**ked her over.
-Stream 21 Sept - complains about old friend group. Says she is not going to Twitchcon because of her old friend
-Stream 24 Sept - Bon names Philly on stream and says Emiru tried to help at the time. Says Philly took advantage of both of them.
-A few days later Philly was no longer a moderator in Emirus Discord. Bon goes on holiday to Emirus house in Wichita.

I think Philly no longer works for Emiru but I cant rmember my source for this. Anyone add to/correct any of the above?

 >>/35323/
> wsg bbg original
Lol. 
So  >>/35320/ was right.
> someone they have followed since she was 14

> They have devious gay plans
Bonbi has devious gay plans.

 >>/35325/
I agree anon. It's disgusting to think that the coomer wants to look at a beautiful young adult woman. Doesn't he know she was a child once?
I'm  >>/35320/ and I honestly think if we would just have a bbg meetup where we all suck eachothers penises it would calm the coomers down a lot.

 >>/35323/
> Care to explain how I hacked your computer and found this image in a folder titled "My Plan"?
I accuse you of being delusional and spitting out insults to try and cover for your own broken mind and you respond with this?

 >>/35327/
Oof struck a nerve having your little plan revealed to the public eh?

 >>/35326/
> coomer wants to look at a beautiful young adult woman
You want her to do porn so you can get your 3.5 minutes of excitement before moving on to the next e-thot, all to fill the void left in your empty incel life.

I get that that's what you want. What I don't like is you keep saying everybody is as sad as you. You are wrong. You are an exceptional loser. Own it, don't try and pretend you are the same as everyone else.

 >>/35320/
Awww I hurt the sad simp's feelings lol. Look simp, she's not going to see your post and reach out to you to be her personal white knight/boyfriend and send nudes to you and only you like you're desperately hoping. Your obsession is weird and creepy. Bonbi is an adult woman that likes people getting off to her body, she's stated that plainly in a stream. So thats whats going to happen. Grow up and move on you weird creep.

 >>/35330/
Lol. Negative attention is better than no attention right anon? You enjoy this more than you would nudes.

 >>/35330/
> she's not going to see your post 
Lol, no, I don't think she reads this board anymore. Seems like its just you coomers now who think she does. How exciting it must be for you to imagine it - its almost like talking to a girl. Or at least how you imagine talking to a girl feels like. If you could get a girl to listen to you instead of avoiding you, you would ask to see her boobies or even her special place.

 >>/35324/
> assaulted her
you should stop with this
it was harassment, not assault by bonbis own words
probably was some bad joke from him

 >>/35333/
Hi Philly.
What it was depends on which version you put most weight on - she has never clearly stated exactly what happened. You clearly believed she broke down on stream 10 months after being told a bad joke. Most people would not believe that.

 >>/35332/
That was a lot of projection there my friend. I'm seeing more and more that you're just a pathetic white knight simp. I have never and will never want to actually communicate with her. She seems unstable, and worse, boring. I just think she's attractive and has nice tits and ass. That's it. But continue to seethe and cope. It really makes me laugh.

Coomer anon, do you genuinely believe that bonbi making porn will be a positive development for her? Do you really think that someone who admitted on stream to crying after people on tiktok sexualized her most recent Roxy  cosplay, would fare well in the porn industry? Do you honest to god believe that a person who bans things like gorilla emoji's in her comments because they make her cry, will be able to handle all the negative attention she would get from making porn? Even comments calling her goofy made her cry, do you really believe that constantly being called a whore is a better alternative that would make her happy? Her stream chat already has a growing group of people that respect her wishes so much, that they use variations of the word "onlyfans" to ask her if she is starting one, because bonbi blocked the original word. It's not like she already awkwardly ignores the majority of people asking her that, so surely growing her coomer fanbase will be a beneficial thing for the (in her own words) only thing she still enjoys doing which is streaming. Surely all people with self respect leaving her community, and leaving only a fanbase of coomers who already respect her so darn much will totally not ruin the only thing she still enjoys doing. right? Honestly maybe coomer anon is correct. We should probably just all encourage someone as talented and entertaining as bonbi to throw away all her potential and completely degrade herself so that coomer anon can bust a nut to her in peace. That probably will lead to her being happy, right coomer anon?

 >>/35334/
she literally did
she said it was harassment

 >>/35336/
Holy shit you are creepy as fuck. Hey, maybe this one will be the one for you right? Promise to invite me to the wedding? Lol.

 >>/35336/
I am the coomer anon and no, I don't think it's positive but it is inevitable. I mostly just post because some anons here get riled up easily and it's funny and it's been slow on bontent lately.

 >>/35336/
I agree with you anon
coomers is lowest rung of evolution

 >>/35338/
Don't be too harsh on them. In their twisted minds they think they are being noble and kind. They remind me, I have a niece a few years older than Bonbi who worked in a grocery store. There was a guy who used to come in and give her gifts, tell her that he just cared about her but promised he wasn't a weirdo or anything. He was far, FAR creepier than any guy who just flirted and we had to get a restraining order against him. These guys aren't able to see that this is what they really are to women so they lash out at those around them. Be thankful they lash out on us and not Bonbi.

 >>/35341/
true story from anon on anon site

 >>/35341/
Let me guess. He (and these simps) are the "nice guy" types who just don't get why the girls always go for the jerks and pass them over? I bet they also get mad when Bonbi has a boyfriend no matter who it is.

 >>/35338/
 >>/35341/
 >>/35344/
anon your bait is ineffective because in your first attempt you did not engage with the message at all. You should have engaged a bit with it by saying something like: "Yes getting rich and set for life by doing porn IS a good thing, incel". After that you can be creative and samefag all you want. But you initially wrote lazy bait so all the extra samefag doesn't help.

 >>/35345/
this afternoon the piggy bon was playing computer games at her desk and she felt she had to take two poops. so she ran into the
bathroom and deposited them over the toilet. Later the piglet took a book "How to be a Better Piggy" and read 
it from start to finish. it is a bestseller and for the piggy many interesting points and sub points of self help were there. one of the first chapters was explaining how pink piglets should hold their farts and
poops until they reach the bathroom (and the piggy thought to learn her lesson), but ohhhh, wouldn't
ya know it the piggy felt a brown curly roll of poop start out of her butt hole. the pooper wasted no time and curled into her panties and down her pant leg. the piggy paniced and dropped her book on the floor and the poop roll happened to fall on it and between the pages too. no, the piggy shouted. making it worse, as the poop smeared more from her attempt to stop it spreading. and the book was a mess. the piggy ruined her book and threw it into the trash and had to clean both her poopy leg, her pants and her floor from a load of brown piggy poop. Yoinks!

luv me coomers 
luv me simps
simple as

 >>/35339/
> it's funny
What else do you do for fun?

> 1 hour ago
yall slackin

 >>/35349/
if you still don't get it people don't care about this whore anymore

 >>/35350/
and yet here you still are

 >>/35350/
I hate that this is true

 >>/35318/
stfu just stfu

 >>/35329/
im with this guy these people are losers

 >>/35336/
*applause*

 >>/35350/
 >>/35352/
 >>/35355/
why are you here
for real, i dont understand
you are here every day

 >>/35356/
he doesn't even try to hide samefag
mb schizophrenia?

 >>/35356/

 >>/35345/
I only wrote one of those replies schizobro

 >>/35348/
I play vidya and guitar/banjo, I enjoy sci-fi/fantasy novels and taking hikes around the nearby lake when I'm not making you seethe.

 >>/35349/
Yay let's hope for TITTIES!!!

 >>/35362/
bonbi is so fucking cute i love her

 >>/35360/
I knew you would reply.

 >>/35364/
Yes I tend to respond to questions when asked. Are you diagnosed with something like autism by chance?

Someone needs to take that filter off those latest Patreon pics, look like shit.  Anti coomers win again.

she is live NOW

https://www.twitch.tv/bonniebonkers

 >>/35366/
First shot with the mirror directly plays into one of my biggest fetishes, which is getting a blowjob with the girl showing her ass in a mirror at the same time.

As a coomer I will admit I'm disappointed in these pics.

Dont mention it, Matchuchu is sensetive

 >>/35371/
Is this the guy who donates a ton?  I told you he’d weed his way into her DMs.  This is very common.

You know what Bonbi, I think it’s time for Patreon videos.  These picture sets are nice but a video would be over the top amazing.

Damn we're SO close to seeing the coochie

 >>/35370/
good

 >>/35371/
weird flex paying thousands to talk to her

 >>/35372/
yes its called grooming

 >>/35377/
> grooming
bonbi is almost 20 years old

 >>/35377/

grooming? thats a reach

 >>/35378/
 >>/35379/
there isn't an age limit on grooming, children are just a more common target due to lack of development and experience

 >>/35375/
The day will cum. Don't worry.

 >>/35380/

ya no, good guess tho

WTF?!?

 >>/35382/
it's not a guess, "grooming" is an act of social manipulation
people are groomed all the time for any number of reasons, not all of them always exclusively criminal

 >>/35384/

your assuming alot about this guy though

 >>/35385/
what kinda stuff do you and bonbi talk about

 >>/35386/

ive never Dm'd her

 >>/35385/
I haven't assumed anything about him, I was just refuting your claim that grooming can't happen past a certain age threshold. All it requires is someone with an ulterior motive, the means by which to carry it out, and a target that is receptive to the methods employed
the fact is that matchuchu has expended a great deal of time and a considerable amount of money in order to buy his way into a level of trust and intimacy with bonbi that would not otherwise necessarily have happened
it is what it is

 >>/35388/

i thought he just needed a hat. its niether here nor there. i understand where your coming from but it just sounded like your were using it as if it were nefarious

Low effort stream. Not terrible but dont go out of your way to watch. 

Cosplayed as Red Panda Kotori
Stream started 23:02

23:05 Forgot to post one pic in her Patreon set
23:07 'I can hear myself talk and its annoying because I am an annoying person'
23:08 Matchuchu will be getting his hat but Bon is not happy with the design
23:09 'I have good nudes. Check out my Patreon'
23:11 Broke her bottle playing Valorant
23:15 Might collab with Emiru in the future (vague, just indicates not fallen out)
23:18 Being playing LoL but its expensive
23:19 Dreamt she streamed as Robin but had a period mid stream and had to change her underwear
23:21 Snatch
23:23 Might cosplay Wednesday. Also Mei.
23:25 Bon cut her Yuri wig to become Jiro wig
23:29 Has given up bleaching her armpits and butthole as she didn't ontice any difference
23:30 Casual racism against the French. Lasted until she remembered the British existed.
23:35 Peeing in Aipport story
23:41 The trip went 'well'
23:46 Matchuchu simped 200 bits ($2)
23:52 Difficult makeup -Kanaya and Cassie
23:55 When she bought the jacket for Dave Strider the checkout lady asked 'who is buying this ugly thing'
00:00 LoL next stream
00:02 Bon tounged on the first kiss (suggested she was talking about S*th)
00:13 So tired. Check out her Patreon.
00:14 Stream ends

 >>/35388/
her whole life is pursued by bad people

 >>/35391/
And you're one of them.

Everyone disappointed again.

 >>/35393/
I’m not disappointed but I probably would be if I was spending 100 bucks a month.  Like that mirror picture is SUPER hot to me and I like how she’s getting more risqué but the quality isn’t there.  I don’t get the super dark blue filter and honestly phone pictures aren’t great when you look at the professional shots her friends put out.

bros do you think she has weird labia or weird nipples and that’s why she’s not going further?

 >>/35395/
She's got big nipples for sure and has admitted she is ashamed of her poopy brown butthole much to the amusement of Bonbi poop poster.

 >>/35397/
Big nipples rule though.  Also I don’t think I’ve ever run into somebody who actually cares when a girl’s butthole is a darker shade.

Honestly I think darker buttholes are hot as fuck.

 >>/35398/
I mean, I agree with you but that doesn't mean that she isn't put off by them. Women are retarded

This was peak bonbi

 >>/35401/
She’s like 10 years old in those pictures.

 >>/35366/
I feel like it’s been a bit since my heart stopped because of one of these sets.  Either the novelty wore off or they’re not as good.

 >>/35366/
am I trapped in a time loop or is this the third time she's posted this set?

 >>/35404/
it’s new pictures in the same set, but some of them are nearly identical.  my guess is she knows she has to put something out but didn’t take new pictures

 >>/35371/
 >>/35384/
This will surely not become something bad.

 >>/35390/
She is just turning into vulgar trailer trash. Why the hell would she tell anyone she bleached her butthole? The only thing more embarassing than that would be admitting it failed.

Its seems like a 6 month slide that started when she started the drugs and kicked up a gear when she first went to LA. Do the coomers find this attactive or something? I cant imagine what sort of weirdo likes what she is becomming.

 >>/35407/
> She is just turning into vulgar trailer trash
did you miss all the poop talk on every stream?
she is been like that for a long time
I suspect that she's always been like that
bonbi just used to successfully pretend that she wasn't a complete retard

Bon is the biggest coomer among us

 >>/35395/
I think she’s more overweight than people realize and nudes would reveal in ways that lingerie or the current angles she’s using don’t.

I dont think she would gain many patreon subs from doing nudes.
Shes not that well known, not that hot and charges too much. These things remaining equal. Current patreon sub count is the best its gonna get.

 >>/35407/
bon is a disgusting piglet and she has a poopy brown butt hole. this morning bon was sleeping as sound
as a mouse in her bed when all of a sudden a giant roll of poo started to dribble out of her butt hole and 
into her pajamas. this barely woke her up out of her sleep. and she smiled from pure relaxation
and enjoyment because the piggy likes nothing more than feeling a roll of brown poo slowly inching its way
out of her brown butt hole. the piggy giggled and grimaced at the same time as the widest part of the poop roll made its way through her poopy butt hole after a minute. and of course after it completely slid out and filled her panties the piggy went back to sleep for a few more hours, doubly enjoying that sleep for quality and the squishy feeling of having her panties filled to the rim with a large load of brown poo, rubbing against her butt. and creating an aroma of poop the piggy always seems to find sweet and sickly more happy than odious. there is nothing like 23 pork sausages for
a piggy dinner that produces the perfect excellence of a piggy sleep with the poopiest panties and pjs.

 >>/35408/
It was late June when she told the first poop story (Anonce's bike) and everybody was a bit shocked. Then in July she started going full poop talk. After holidaying with the porn stars she now just talks dirty as much as possible.

This is a change. The poop talk started in June / July and the talking about anything smutty she can think off started after she visited the porn stars and started the topless Patreon stuff.

Still want to know if the coomers actually find this stuff attractive.

 >>/35413/

Is it just me? It seems a bit cringe when talks about dirty stuff, like she’s kinda embarrassed but not at the same time?

 >>/35407/
Let’s just conveniently forget the leaked ERP she did on Discord.

 >>/35415/

🧐 Wots dis

 >>/35416/
Back when she was obsessed with the discord and with Seth somebody posted a ton of really vulgar ERP she did on the Discord.  My point is she’s ALWAYS been lewd and gross.  This is why she caught on with 4chan the way she did… she’s literally a 4channer.

 >>/35417/

so shes definitely on here

 >>/35417/
The bughdaddy69 ERP was just a child being dirty because it seemed funny at the time. It was not the same as her unironic lewd speak now.

 >>/35414/
Maybe, but it seems to be becoming more normal for her. I still want to know if the coomers find this attractive - she seems to do it to encourage them (presumably to sub to her Patreon)

 >>/35418/
Used to be. Not sure about now.

 >>/35419/
I agree with your first point. 

Im not gonna deny shes a little weirdo but, my hypothesis about the shit, blood and burping is that its funny to her to act like this to a captive audience of people she thinks are losers.

 >>/35407/
> waaaah it's the coomers faults!
> I cant imagine what sort of weirdo likes what she is becomming.
Did you miss pretty much everything about her that is not a fake tiktok personality?

 >>/35421/
Everybody you see or meet, from being out shopping or watching a stream, is controlling how they appear to some extent - that is a large aspect of anyone personality. It might be a strange personality type to bleach your butthole but to go on stream and tell everyone about it and the fact it didn't work is off the scale.

I miss pretty much everything about her before June/July and her push to appeal to the sort of idiots who discuss wanking techniques in public forums. It feels a lot more fake now.

 >>/35418/
Let's just all be honest here. Everyone is here because they have the hots for bonbi. Everyone wants to see her nude. People want it. Why come on to this board and bitch about her if you're not already obssessed or interested. 

If you dont like bonbi then move on and get out of here. End of the day its a waste of your time and our tine to complain about her when all you really want is to see her naked. So what if she out on some weight people still want to see what they want to see. 

At least some people here can be upfront about their intentions of wanting more race sexy bonbi content. 

Also I'm pretty sure the poop story guy is bonbi jumping on here. Lmao.

 >>/35423/
> a waste of your time and our tine

 >>/35423/
> Everyone wants to see her nude
Again you are trying to make yourself feel less pathetic by making out everybody is as pathetic as you. This is not the case. You are exceptionally useless and deranged. Learn to cope and stop insulting other people by saying they are as useless as you.

> Also I'm pretty sure the poop story guy is bonbi jumping on here
Yeah I kinda wonder sometimes too except he didn't slow down when she was in LA.

 >>/35423/
> Everyone wants to see her nude. 
no

Where do we go to report this site to be taken down? I'm beginning to think some of these simps are actually dangerous instead of just creepy. Their obsession unnerving.

 >>/35427/
hi bonbi, I'm sorry :(

trolls and coomers samefaggers raid obviously

 >>/35427/
> this site
> these simps
you seem confused anon, none of the dangerous simps worming their way into her DMs are from here, they all use discord for its convenient private messaging system

 >>/35423/

This guy has it on the nose. I'd say everyone of you acting like white knights gave some kind of complex, because how else can you explain that you found a site like this. It's a fucking chanboard everyone who gets on these things are depraved. Me included. Don't tell anyone here you dont want to see her naked. You are all guilty of it. Me too. Id love to see her naked. Idiots in here tryna act like they better than everyone else, when they simp way harder than the one's being honest.


And y'all saying you hate the bonbi you fucks are simpin just as hard. You think anyone believes you hate her when you come in here just to talk shit about her. You Fuckers is all obsessed.

 >>/35431/
stop replying to your own posts anon it's just silly

 >>/35426/
Yes.

Let's have a poll guys. Which do you want to see more? Bonbis tits, or Bonbis ass? I vote tits.

 >>/35432/
this is really stupid and should be administered

 >>/35434/
I want to see her cunny

 >>/35431/
Cope

 >>/35423/
You're absolutely right and I already see the guy with the wannabe daddy complex has replied to you (ironically thinking that you and I are the same person) and he will never realize that he is so much creepier than the people he hates lol

 >>/35439/
don't you get bored of doing this every dingle day?

 >>/35440/
No because I usually only post 2 or 3 times a week unless you start to argue. You need to accept there are other people who agree with me. I don't think you're the only "simp", I just think you're the one who would actually be a danger to her in real life.