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NEET General #774 - Goondaddy Edition

NEET

12/16/2023 21:09:00 No. 788278 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Even on ausneets, a place full of people who are...not conventionally successful, one neet has stood out from the pack. One particular neet has drunk more standards, lost more jobs, done harder drugs, gambled and lost money he didn't have and just kept going, maxed out more slappers, had more rectal catastrophes, got more speeding fines and ignored them, and fallen off the wagon more times than anyone else. This edition is dedicated to one man's epic journey from the warehouse to the shed.  Because love him or loathe him, you can't deny he's an ausneets LEGEND.

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NEET

12/18/2023 20:16:00 No. 789347 [Preview] [Reply]

IGA BANNED

NEET

12/18/2023 20:16:00 No. 789348 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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12/18/2023 20:16:00 No. 789349 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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12/18/2023 20:16:00 No. 789350 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

12/18/2023 20:17:00 No. 789351 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN

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NEET General #773 - Pineapple Edition

NEET

12/14/2023 07:08:00 No. 787307 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs like pineapple?
I ate a fresh one once and the acid made my mouth burn for a couple of days afterwards.

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12/17/2023 00:25:00 No. 788335 [Preview] [Reply]

YELLOW HIGH HEELS

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12/17/2023 00:25:00 No. 788336 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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12/17/2023 00:26:00 No. 788337 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

12/17/2023 00:26:00 No. 788339 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

12/17/2023 00:26:00 No. 788340 [Preview] [Reply]

OLIVE'S GASH

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NEET General #772 - Christmas List Edition

NEET

12/12/2023 07:40:00 No. 786313 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What would you like for Christmas neets? Good neets only, neets from bad homes won't be getting anything.

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NEET

12/14/2023 08:09:00 No. 787328 [Preview] [Reply]

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Monk?

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12/14/2023 08:10:00 No. 787329 [Preview] [Reply]

champagne supernova

NEET

12/14/2023 08:10:00 No. 787330 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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12/14/2023 08:12:00 No. 787331 [Preview] [Reply]

IS MONK UP YET?

NEET

12/14/2023 08:12:00 No. 787332 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #771 - Invisible Edition

NEET

12/10/2023 08:30:00 No. 785325 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!1!

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12/12/2023 07:45:00 No. 786329 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/786326/
That's garlic bread.

NEET

12/12/2023 07:46:00 No. 786331 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/786329/
Then stop calling my toast - rubbed with garlic, and buttered - a garlic bread.

NEET

12/12/2023 07:47:00 No. 786332 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/786331/
You should see what we say about your toast in private.

NEET

12/12/2023 07:47:00 No. 786333 [Preview] [Reply]

And probably your mini pizdas ain't looks (and tastes) nothing like my warm sandwiches.

NEET

12/12/2023 07:59:00 No. 786358 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #770 - Look at the Door Edition

NEET

12/9/2023 01:00:00 No. 784284 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you NEETs ever struggled to communicate your wishes to a tradesman?

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12/10/2023 08:27:00 No. 785321 [Preview] [Reply]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2I

NEET

12/10/2023 08:27:00 No. 785322 [Preview] [Reply]

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I don't think he cares.
The reason you started insisting he lived there was that you were embarrassed about being homeless and living in a dunny. You wanted him to have something similarly embarrassing and that was the best you could do. Odds are he just lives in some rundown rental (still better than a toilet lol).

NEET

12/10/2023 08:28:00 No. 785323 [Preview] [Reply]

He started blacking out location info on his IGA hauls. He's scared of Based Tiffo in his gillie suit.

NEET

12/10/2023 08:28:00 No. 785324 [Preview] [Reply]

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IGA would just move within 150m of a school if he was actually scared.

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12/10/2023 08:36:00 No. 785347 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #769 - Morning Shower Edition

NEET

12/7/2023 04:34:00 No. 783298 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

The morning shower is the high point of my day, the only thing I still enjoy in life. As long as I've got that, nothing else matters.

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12/9/2023 01:54:00 No. 784325 [Preview] [Reply]

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He had a six inch meatball sub and a red powerade. Sick fuck puts salad on a meatball sub.

NEET

12/9/2023 01:58:00 No. 784326 [Preview] [Reply]

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who ended up eating the servo donut?

NEET

12/9/2023 01:59:00 No. 784327 [Preview] [Reply]

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The neet that lives under the floorboards.

NEET

12/9/2023 02:00:00 No. 784328 [Preview] [Reply]

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It's still sitting in the living room along with the can of rainbow sherbet mother

NEET

12/9/2023 02:01:00 No. 784329 [Preview] [Reply]

BIG STINKY PECKER

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NEET General #768 - Repetition Edition

NEET

12/5/2023 03:05:00 No. 782235 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Does it seem like every day is the same thing over and over again. Do you lie awake trying to fall asleep, feeling like you're stuck in the same loop forever, with no escape?

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12/7/2023 05:06:00 No. 783320 [Preview] [Reply]

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I do that every day.

NEET

12/7/2023 05:06:00 No. 783321 [Preview] [Reply]

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every day is christmas

NEET

12/7/2023 05:07:00 No. 783322 [Preview] [Reply]

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When I was in high school all I wanted to do is stay home. Now that I've gotten what I wished for, why am I not happy?

NEET

12/7/2023 05:08:00 No. 783323 [Preview] [Reply]

New thread you mongs:
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NEET

12/7/2023 05:08:00 No. 783324 [Preview] [Reply]

OLIVE'S GASH

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NEET General #767 - Helicobter Edition

NEET

12/3/2023 08:12:00 No. 781294 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs like helicobters?

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12/5/2023 06:56:00 No. 782323 [Preview] [Reply]

MEMORY HOLED TRUTH ABOUT ALIENS PRESS RELEASE

NEET

12/5/2023 06:57:00 No. 782324 [Preview] [Reply]

You threaten to make zipguns and shoot people you stupid cunt, don't say a suggestion to commit suicide is a death threat.

NEET

12/5/2023 06:58:00 No. 782325 [Preview] [Reply]

STD VIRUSES INVADE YOUR BRAIN AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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12/5/2023 06:58:00 No. 782326 [Preview] [Reply]

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12/5/2023 06:58:00 No. 782327 [Preview] [Reply]

OILY OLIVE GASH

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NEET General #766 - Nigger Rapping Edition

NEET

12/1/2023 11:08:00 No. 780317 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you listen to nigger rap, neets?
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12/3/2023 08:45:00 No. 781322 [Preview] [Reply]

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12/3/2023 08:46:00 No. 781323 [Preview] [Reply]

falling asleep

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12/3/2023 08:47:00 No. 781324 [Preview] [Reply]

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Goodnight.

NEET

12/3/2023 08:48:00 No. 781325 [Preview] [Reply]

OLIVE'S CUNNY GASH

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12/3/2023 08:49:00 No. 781326 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #765 - Seven Habits Of Highly Defective NEETs Edition

NEET

11/29/2023 22:24:00 No. 779297 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Let's make a list of our self destructive habits. I'm sure we can come up with at LEAST 7.

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12/1/2023 10:57:00 No. 780312 [Preview] [Reply]

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12/1/2023 10:58:00 No. 780313 [Preview] [Reply]

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No one needs to know 🤫

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12/1/2023 11:00:00 No. 780314 [Preview] [Reply]

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Vile.

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12/1/2023 11:04:00 No. 780315 [Preview] [Reply]

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I thought it depicted the latest Space X launch

NEET

12/1/2023 11:05:00 No. 780316 [Preview] [Reply]

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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS!

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/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs