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NEET General #1001 - Flamingo Floaty Edition

NEET

8/30/2026 07:50:00 No. 1026084 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Winter is coming to an end. Are you NEETs beach body ready?

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NEET

9/2/2026 05:25:00 No. 1027119 [Preview] [Reply]

fr*g stealin black cunts

NEET

9/2/2026 05:27:00 No. 1027120 [Preview] [Reply]

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE POO ITS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT

NEET

9/2/2026 06:22:00 No. 1027146 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

9/3/2026 07:35:00 No. 1027579 [Preview] [Reply]

MONK'S HOT FIX

NEET

9/3/2026 07:35:00 No. 1027580 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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NEET General #1000 - Reflecting Edition

NEET

8/27/2026 10:25:00 No. 1025011 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

On a big milestone like 1000 threads, do you NEETs feel it is a good time for us to reflect on the online NEET image board lifestyle and all the blessings it has brought into our lives?

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NEET

8/30/2026 07:51:00 No. 1026085 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1026055/
It's a great movie but I've seen it too many times already

NEET

8/30/2026 07:51:00 No. 1026087 [Preview] [Reply]

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Same.

NEET

8/30/2026 07:52:00 No. 1026088 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

8/30/2026 07:53:00 No. 1026091 [Preview] [Reply]

Remember how the dunny-dweller used to call himself an engineer and would larp as some top physicist and mathematician?

NEET

8/30/2026 07:53:00 No. 1026092 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #999 - Latrine Trench Edition

NEET

8/25/2026 08:06:00 No. 1024009 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have any of you NEETs ever slipped and fallen into a latrine trench?

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NEET

8/27/2026 20:40:00 No. 1025088 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/27/2026 20:42:00 No. 1025093 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #998 - Pidge Edition

NEET

8/23/2026 05:19:00 No. 1022964 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

A good clean wholesome thread. Just like our treasured NEET Pidge.

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NEET

8/25/2026 08:07:00 No. 1024012 [Preview] [Reply]

GOT THE WEGOVY SQUIRTS

NEET

8/25/2026 08:07:00 No. 1024013 [Preview] [Reply]

Head spinning

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8/25/2026 08:07:00 No. 1024014 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

8/25/2026 08:08:00 No. 1024015 [Preview] [Reply]

THIS IS AN ARSE BOARD KEEP WALKING TIDDIES

NEET

8/25/2026 08:08:00 No. 1024016 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #997 - Major Incident Edition

NEET

8/19/2026 09:36:00 No. 1021862 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

A serious incident has occurred in the Cruisey workplace cinematic universe.

Reports need writing. Two have resigned. Cruisey has disappeared into the administrative abyss

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NEET

8/23/2026 06:22:00 No. 1022981 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1022980/
Are you retarded or do you use IP in some alternative meaning?

NEET

8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022983 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1022981/
Many of our NEETs suffer from mental illness and/or intellectual disability.

NEET

8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022984 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1022981/
I made the I Like Tits thread
I did not make the Pidge thread

NEET

8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022985 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1022984/
> I made the I Like Tits thread
Imagine admitting such a thing.

NEET

8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022986 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #996 - Smiling Everyday Edition

NEET

8/15/2026 19:58:00 No. 1020852 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Before MonkAI launches, have some more sloppa
> Make time every day for meaningful connection with someone you care about, because research consistently links strong social relationships with greater happiness and well-being.

> End each day by writing down a few things you’re grateful for, as randomized trials and a large systematic review suggest gratitude practices can improve positive mood and mental well-being.


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NEET

8/22/2026 02:56:00 No. 1022574 [Preview] [Reply]

apm employment services

NEET

8/22/2026 02:57:00 No. 1022575 [Preview] [Reply]

disappearing bananas

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8/22/2026 02:58:00 No. 1022576 [Preview] [Reply]

pump and dump

NEET

8/22/2026 02:59:00 No. 1022577 [Preview] [Reply]

bum bum

NEET

8/22/2026 02:59:00 No. 1022578 [Preview] [Reply]

tom hanks

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NEET General #995 - Fashion Hoist Edition

NEET

8/12/2026 09:12:00 No. 1019799 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs think that one them time comes that you need your executive form hoisted about in a sling that you will manage to look effortlessly chic and fashionable?
Personally I would not be surprised if the first nurse who does it for me asks me out.

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8/16/2026 03:01:00 No. 1020968 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/16/2026 03:05:00 No. 1020972 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #994 - Cortisol Spike Edition

NEET

8/9/2026 06:54:00 No. 1018751 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

AI Slop to start us off
> Average /ausneets/ cortisol spike: someone you haven’t spoken to in six months posts “doing alright lately.”


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8/12/2026 09:23:00 No. 1019818 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

9/26/2026 05:00:00 No. 1034212 [Preview] [Reply]

Maybe he is and my stream on 7+ is slow

NEET

9/26/2026 05:00:00 No. 1034213 [Preview] [Reply]

C'MON ZESTY

NEET

9/26/2026 05:02:00 No. 1034215 [Preview] [Reply]

 FIX BOARD NOW ZESTO

NEET

9/26/2026 05:03:00 No. 1034216 [Preview] [Reply]

Dog fuck Umpires

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NEET General #993 - This Shit is Bananas Edition

NEET

8/7/2026 00:12:00 No. 1017591 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

How many bananas can you eat, NEET?

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NEET

8/9/2026 06:02:00 No. 1018746 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1018707/
The machines used to give out physical tickets but nowadays you get points stored on a card you havd to get just to play anything.

NEET

8/9/2026 06:08:00 No. 1018747 [Preview] [Reply]

I'm so fucking hungry

NEET

8/9/2026 06:32:00 No. 1018748 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1018743/
You need to get some red sneakers and a bumbag then NEET.

NEET

8/9/2026 06:34:00 No. 1018749 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1018744/
No missus ever allows issues to remain smoothed

NEET

8/9/2026 11:27:00 No. 1018912 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

8/3/2026 00:08:00 No. 1016546 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

NEET General #992 - Awak addition

What keeps you awak neets?


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NEET

8/7/2026 02:34:00 No. 1017706 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1017704/
Thanks NEET 💖

NEET

8/7/2026 02:34:00 No. 1017707 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

8/7/2026 02:35:00 No. 1017708 [Preview] [Reply]

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CUM SPLASH

NEET

8/7/2026 02:36:00 No. 1017710 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

8/7/2026 02:36:00 No. 1017711 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN.

/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs