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NEET General #990 - Glenn's Edition

NEET

7/22/2026 09:58:00 No. 1014383 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Won't be long until he tells us about Glenn, right?

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NEET

7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015438 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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NEET

7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015439 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015440 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

7/27/2026 08:37:00 No. 1015441 [Preview] [Reply]

IS GLENN EVEN ALIVE?

NEET

7/27/2026 08:37:00 No. 1015442 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN

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NEET General #989 - Driving Incident Edition

NEET

7/17/2026 22:42:00 No. 1013356 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you NEETs ever been involved in a serious incident while driving?
Did insurance do the right thing by you?

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NEET

7/22/2026 12:57:00 No. 1014427 [Preview] [Reply]

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7/22/2026 12:57:00 No. 1014428 [Preview] [Reply]

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7/22/2026 12:57:00 No. 1014429 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/22/2026 12:58:00 No. 1014430 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/22/2026 12:58:00 No. 1014431 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #988 - Still Remembered Edition

NEET

7/14/2026 03:17:00 No. 1012366 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

We will never, ever forget her. And what was done to her.

Old Thread:  >>/1011354/

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NEET

7/18/2026 00:44:00 No. 1013371 [Preview] [Reply]

Called the insurance company. A request for review was made and will be started on Monday when that Team returns.

NEET

7/18/2026 00:44:00 No. 1013372 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
> so maybe she is bleeding out her front bum or something??
Likely.

NEET

7/18/2026 00:58:00 No. 1013373 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
don't take it personally, remember that other people have moods just like you and there's only a 25% chance both you and her will be in a good mood upon encountering eachother

NEET

7/18/2026 01:06:00 No. 1013374 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013369/
My life is not just a series of meme call and responses.
Had a choof and a wank

NEET

7/18/2026 01:09:00 No. 1013375 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
What a cunt

Fix captcha

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NEET General #987 - Lost in the Sauce Edition

NEET

7/10/2026 07:01:00 No. 1011354 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you NEETs ever found yourselves "Lost in the sauce"?

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NEET

7/14/2026 03:19:00 No. 1012368 [Preview] [Reply]

I ate a packet of pythons hoping one of them would get the gerbil in there.

NEET

7/14/2026 03:20:00 No. 1012369 [Preview] [Reply]

STAY JUICY CUZ

NEET

7/14/2026 03:21:00 No. 1012370 [Preview] [Reply]

FAT KARATE

NEET

7/14/2026 03:21:00 No. 1012371 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/14/2026 03:22:00 No. 1012372 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH END

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NEET General #986 - Ol' Chumpy Edition

NEET

7/5/2026 03:59:00 No. 1010339 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do any of you NEETs refer to yourself with an unflattering nickname?
Would you recommend it to others?

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NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011357 [Preview] [Reply]

=DING DONG. REGISTER 3 PLEASE.==

NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011358 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:  >>/1011355/
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NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011359 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/10/2026 07:04:00 No. 1011360 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1011358/
nope some other thread beat it

NEET

7/10/2026 07:59:00 No. 1011373 [Preview] [Reply]

For the lost NEETS
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/
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NEET General #985 - Secret Edition

NEET

7/1/2026 05:21:00 No. 1009276 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are any of you NEETs keeping a forbidden secret?

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NEET

7/5/2026 03:52:00 No. 1010337 [Preview] [Reply]

Giant whale wank

NEET

7/5/2026 03:56:00 No. 1010338 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1010330/
Sounds nice. What did motherbat have?

NEET

7/5/2026 04:00:00 No. 1010340 [Preview] [Reply]

NEAL THE SEAL

NEET

7/5/2026 04:01:00 No. 1010341 [Preview] [Reply]

CANT STUMP THE CHUMP

NEET

7/5/2026 04:02:00 No. 1010342 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1010338/
A piece of crumbed butterfish and chips.

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NEET General #984 - Blanket Edition

NEET

6/26/2026 07:58:00 No. 1008078 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are you protected from the elements of the chilly Australian winter summer?

Old thread:  >>/1006896/

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NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009328 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009329 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009330 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN.

NEET

7/1/2026 16:42:00 No. 1009468 [Preview] [Reply]

SUPPLEMENTARY BUM RASH

NEET

7/1/2026 16:42:00 No. 1009469 [Preview] [Reply]

TRUE ENDING

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NEET General #983- sborts edition

NEET

6/21/2026 00:23:00 No. 1006896 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you ever played a sborts NEETS?

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NEET

6/26/2026 07:38:00 No. 1008064 [Preview] [Reply]

I HOPE THE SPAMMER DIES SOON

NEET

6/26/2026 07:39:00 No. 1008067 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

6/26/2026 07:49:00 No. 1008070 [Preview] [Reply]

Something very funky is going on here.

NEET

6/26/2026 07:52:00 No. 1008071 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1008070/
I made the thread as requested  >>/1008060/ and replied  >>/1008063/. I was banned again for making a thread and using this quoted text  >>/1007949/ with that Pepe that was referenced using the correct style.

NEET

6/26/2026 07:54:00 No. 1008073 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1008071/
Right now I also think you are IGA.

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NEET General #982 - Holodeck Ban Edition

NEET

6/14/2026 09:11:00 No. 1005817 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What do you NEETs think would be the cause of your holodeck ban?

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NEET

6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006908 [Preview] [Reply]

3. While most Possums live on fruit and vegetables, Possum lives on garlic bread and wicked wings.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006909 [Preview] [Reply]

4. He has comically large feet.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:49:00 No. 1006910 [Preview] [Reply]

5. Cruisey installed his letterbox crooked and Possum is reminded of the fact every time he collects his mail.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:50:00 No. 1006911 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

8/18/2026 21:31:00 No. 1021679 [Preview] [Reply]

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No-one will notice me posting in this old thread.

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NEET General #981 - Coma survivor Edition

NEET

6/8/2026 11:55:00 No. 1004745 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

We all know you sit in front of your computer as soon as you get out of bed. How many of you skip the middleman and sleep with your head on the keyboard?

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NEET

6/14/2026 09:23:00 No. 1005825 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

6/14/2026 09:24:00 No. 1005826 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1005822/
Yes.

NEET

6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005827 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1005826/
❤️

NEET

6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005828 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005829 [Preview] [Reply]

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/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs