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/neko/ #23 - wake up its da sixteenth of da month

Anonymous

5/16/2025 08:29:00 No. 15814 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

5/31/2025 21:43:00 No. 16562 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/16561/
good looking quacamole pidza

Anonymous

5/31/2025 22:33:00 No. 16563 [Preview] [Reply]

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Back from the Sexcon.
Went in with a budget of €80 for the trip, came home still having €79.50, even after getting (You)r mum, (You)r aunt and (You)r sister.

Anonymous

5/31/2025 22:38:00 No. 16564 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/16563/
+2 (€)

Anonymous

6/1/2025 05:05:00 No. 16565 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/16561/
> I went to a con and all I've got is this lousy T-shirt
I guess at least you've got decent pizza :D
 >>/16564/
Naurrrr he got paid allowance from mum, aunt and sister.

Anonymous

6/1/2025 07:46:00 No. 16567 [Preview] [Reply]

https://endchan.net/neko/res/16566.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/16566.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/16566.html

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/neko/ #22 - Coldplay - Yellow (with lyrics) edition

Anonymous

5/1/2025 08:17:00 No. 14841 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

5/15/2025 20:03:00 No. 15811 [Preview] [Reply]

> log onto twitch
> type a single message in tenshi chat
> "hi chad princeton"
yeah she wants me fr fr

Anonymous

5/15/2025 21:25:00 No. 15812 [Preview] [Reply]

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@phoebeneko

Anonymous

5/16/2025 00:38:00 No. 15813 [Preview] [Reply]

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> friend showed me his Cowboy Bebop OST vinyls that his fiancée bought him as a present
> told him I've only seen the movie but I liked it
> almost said "I think Edward is the best character in it"

Anonymous

5/16/2025 08:30:00 No. 15815 [Preview] [Reply]

good morning and new thread :D

https://endchan.net/neko/res/15814.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/15814.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/15814.html

Anonymous

5/16/2025 12:00:00 No. 15825 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/15813/
Spike Spiegel is the best unquestionably.

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/neko/ #21 - Gimmickless edition

Anonymous

4/15/2025 20:32:00 No. 14125 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

5/1/2025 06:12:00 No. 14839 [Preview] [Reply]

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cute hair

Anonymous

5/1/2025 06:14:00 No. 14840 [Preview] [Reply]

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I am a fan tbh
leave your comments down below

Anonymous

5/1/2025 08:19:00 No. 14842 [Preview] [Reply]

https://endchan.net/neko/res/14841.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/14841.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/14841.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY

And it was all Yellow

Your hairrrrr, oh yeah your hair and brows
Dyed into something beautiful
And you know Brazilian
You know Brazilian

Anonymous

5/1/2025 08:22:00 No. 14843 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW THREAD THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Anonymous

5/1/2025 08:26:00 No. 14844 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/14843/
I know, I made it :)

Please post, it's rude for the thread maker to take first

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/neko/ #20 - Merry Christm- April Fools xD GOTTEM edition

Anonymous

4/1/2025 10:22:00 No. 13348 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

4/15/2025 20:20:00 No. 14121 [Preview] [Reply]

whos gonna make a new thread

Anonymous

4/15/2025 20:21:00 No. 14122 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/14121/
I don't feel like it, you do it :D

Anonymous

4/15/2025 20:21:00 No. 14123 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/14122/
naooooo

Anonymous

4/15/2025 20:31:00 No. 14124 [Preview] [Reply]

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a new thread? less likely than you think
we, the neko workers' union, are protesting. I do not cross the picket line and thus I will not be baking.

Anonymous

4/15/2025 20:32:00 No. 14126 [Preview] [Reply]

https://endchan.net/neko/res/14125.html

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/neko/ #19 - Unlimited donuts edition

Anonymous

3/16/2025 21:38:00 No. 12650 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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6. farm hearts

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Anonymous

3/31/2025 22:26:00 No. 13345 [Preview] [Reply]

> girl
naurrr he used her pronouns correctly

Anonymous

4/1/2025 06:20:00 No. 13346 [Preview] [Reply]

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this is ryogerms in 2025
xDDDDDDDD APRIL FOOLS

Anonymous

4/1/2025 09:32:00 No. 13347 [Preview] [Reply]

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Is funky losing it? Vote now :D

Anonymous

4/1/2025 10:23:00 No. 13349 [Preview] [Reply]

https://endchan.net/neko/res/13348.html

Anonymous

4/1/2025 11:12:00 No. 13356 [Preview] [Reply]

new thread:

https://endchan.net/neko/res/12650.html

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/neko/ #18 - Neko Marches On

Anonymous

3/1/2025 09:25:00 No. 12068 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

3/16/2025 14:10:00 No. 12644 [Preview] [Reply]

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refunding that game
i suck at tetris and I hate the look of those little vermin
time for something more... autistic

Anonymous

3/16/2025 18:38:00 No. 12645 [Preview] [Reply]

Hung out with himmler. Haters seething.

Anonymous

3/16/2025 21:26:00 No. 12647 [Preview] [Reply]

https://endchan.org/neko/res/12646.html IOTS BAKED

Anonymous

3/16/2025 21:39:00 No. 12652 [Preview] [Reply]

ITS POSTED !https://endchan.org/neko/res/12650.htmlhttps://endchan.org/neko/res/12650.htmlhttps://endchan.org/neko/res/12650.html https://endchan.org/neko/res/12650.html

Anonymous

3/16/2025 23:11:00 No. 12664 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/12618/
this is stuck in my head now

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/neko/ #hu4xBu

2/15/2025 01:58:00 No. 11612 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

2/28/2025 22:19:00 No. 12064 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/12062/
he beat the game TODAY and he's already on other planets?

My FREAKING streamer.

Anonymous

2/28/2025 22:26:00 No. 12065 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/12063/
Yes, I've got the fat joke.
 >>/12064/
Buddy... Pal... SHUT THE FUCK UP IT TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO DESIGN A WORKING SPACESHIP YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY THUNDER.

Anonymous

2/28/2025 23:42:00 No. 12066 [Preview] [Reply]

my streamer could kick your streamer's ass

Anonymous

3/1/2025 09:05:00 No. 12067 [Preview] [Reply]

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Good morning nekos, we've got a new funky :DDDDDDD

Anonymous

3/1/2025 09:25:00 No. 12069 [Preview] [Reply]

Good morning nekos, we've got a new thread :DDDDDDDD

https://magrathea.endchan.net/neko/thread/12068.html#12068
https://magrathea.endchan.net/neko/thread/12068.html#12068
https://magrathea.endchan.net/neko/thread/12068.html#12068

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/neko/ #16 - It's February Somewhere edition

Anonymous

1/31/2025 22:15:00 No. 10882 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

2/14/2025 21:30:00 No. 11607 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/11606/
You already know what my opinions are so I don't need to break this niceneko challenge to tell you what I think
I am going over to the bunker for the rest of the night. I just had to go through 14 different captcha pages before it accepted me

Anonymous

2/14/2025 21:31:00 No. 11608 [Preview] [Reply]

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> work

finished
> dinner

ated
> doter

installed

yep, it's time to instalock pudge, go mid and type CYKA in all chat every time I miss a hook. GAMING.

Anonymous

2/14/2025 21:37:00 No. 11609 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/11608/
gonna stream it because im a lonelyneko on valentinos' day

LIVE LIVE LIVE

Anonymous

2/14/2025 21:40:00 No. 11610 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/11607/
> I just had to go through 14 different captcha pages before it accepted me

This is the worst part, when you post a lot (like you just did) and it starts to give you shitty captchas, not only that but I'm like 99% sure it also doesn't actually want you to do the answers properly, just by consensus or something, because multiple times I have chosen the images that should be accepted and I got rejected and I knew I'd get rejected because the subjects were non-trivial to see.
Basically ITS AWFUL AND BAD I HATE RECAPTCHA I HATE RECAPTCHA I HATE RECAPTCHA

Anonymous

2/14/2025 22:28:00 No. 11611 [Preview] [Reply]

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/neko/ #15 - I'm Out. Nothing Here To Care About.

Anonymous

1/15/2025 06:57:00 No. 9877 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

/rng/ - RedNote General #1

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Anonymous

1/31/2025 21:22:00 No. 10876 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/10873/
Don't tempt me, I'd be so UwU

Anonymous

1/31/2025 21:31:00 No. 10877 [Preview] [Reply]

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I am 2 hours into the game now. I fear that this game will be too much for my sheer little heart to handle. So far, the entire plot has been just the thing that pulls my heart strings. We will see what the future holds in store for us

Anonymous

1/31/2025 21:33:00 No. 10878 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/10874/
> Despite the posting issues

Yea those didn't go away for me, you guys don't have to deal with recaptcha being as nasty as I do.
> Despite posting resuming on 'chen

I would post there but I'm not gonna if you guys aren't going to.
> Despite neko literally shitting himself to death (Rest in Peace King)

Here would go a snarky comment but I will be nice and say I hope he recovers quickly that dumbo 😈
 >>/10876/
> that fu advises for others to transition

Crrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinge.

Anonymous

1/31/2025 21:37:00 No. 10879 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/10878/
I am already recovered except for the fact that I still cannot get food down at any impressive capacity
 Ate 3 tacos a few days ago (as we were watching GeoWizard) and I just couldn't process it. It was stuck in my stomach and still felt non-metabolised by the morning 10 hours later I had to puke it up to get rid of it
Today, though, I managed to eat 3 small slices of oven pizza. Might attempt to eat a few more during the movie

Anonymous

1/31/2025 21:44:00 No. 10880 [Preview] [Reply]

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> I would post there but I'm not gonna if you guys aren't going to.

This site is getting on my nerves with how often I am getting "We are getting automatic traffic from your computer/network" limited but this is where you guys have posted by the time I wake up in the afternoon so this is where I post, too

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/neko/ #14 - New Year New Neko edition

Anonymous

1/1/2025 11:01:00 No. 9240 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

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Anonymous

1/15/2025 02:15:00 No. 9875 [Preview] [Reply]

🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE 15th OF JANUARY IN ALL NEKOZONES. 
I REPEAT:
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE 15th OF JANUARY IN ALL NEKOZONES.
NEW THREAD POSTING IS A GO. BAKE AT WILL.
🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨

Anonymous

1/15/2025 02:38:00 No. 9876 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/9875/
Dumbneko alert 🚨 Odd months only reach their half at NOON, not MIDNIGHT!!
Attaching my newfound RedNotefu.

Anonymous

1/15/2025 06:59:00 No. 9878 [Preview] [Reply]

https://magrathea.endchan.net/neko/thread/9877.html
https://magrathea.endchan.net/neko/thread/9877.html
https://magrathea.endchan.net/neko/thread/9877.html

new rednote general with a sad announcement at the OP

Anonymous

1/15/2025 07:19:00 No. 9879 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/9878/
Don't care, won't open the new thread until we're effectively past the halfway point of the month 🖕🏽

Anonymous

1/15/2025 11:34:00 No. 9881 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/9876/
> Odd months only reach their half at NOON, not MIDNIGHT!!

august, october and december want to have a word with you

/neko/ - neko

5 guys discussing brokeback mountain forever