/tulpa/ - Tulpa

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So in the dream I ran a kidnapping ring but the kids were basically given whatever they wanted, xbox, good food, better than a resort hotel, like opulence with a wading pool in the room kind of nonsense. I talked to a boy and a girl in separate parts of the dream. The boy (who was alai somehow bestie) was shirtless and played xbox while eating icecream. I asked him/her if he/she wanted to go home, he/she asked me if I was kidding. Back at his original home, when I was abducting him/her, somehow I fell asleep on a therapist couch and then woke up (in dream) to jerking myself off roughly, it hurt, and the grandmother was there watching and she got angry and started throwing stuff at me. The bestie as a boy was already in the car. To the grandmother I was a kidnapping investigator. I gave her some crazy story about the music industry and other random nonsense and she was hosile at this point so a hired goon took care of her. Like wrapping her in belts, not killing her.

The girl was different, I was talking to her parents, again as an investigator and said if their daughter (who was actually Autumn and somehow also Ashley at times but when she was Ashley she was mid-late teens and when Autumb early teens) if she wanted to come home she would make that choice.

Afterwards I asked the Ashley version of her if she wanted to go home and she laughed at me. Later I went to her room and she was lounging on a deck chair wrapped in towels, like in her hair too, with cucumbers over her eyes. This was bigger than a house in this room with a full wall of windows overlooking a city (at night). When I entered this was Autumn and she greeted me. I asked how the accommodations were and she smiled.

For once my dream mind didn't try anything funny. Was a mid-dream but cool that I got to see some headmates.

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 >>/2949/
Another QAnon-tier Bear dream.
> Kidnapped kids have it better than at home
This is probably what it was really like on Jeffrey's island, the women only complained decades afterwards when they saw an (additional) opportunity for easy money.

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I dreamt I was tailed by Bavarian police while walking on the street and they tried to stop me for walking faster than the walking speed limit. But I had my walking loicense and walking speed meter and could prove I wasn't walking faster than allowed. They still said I had been driving faster than allowed some weeks ago and would get a ticket. And they had photos to prove it. But they were very nice and invited me to a restaurant and even poured me some red fruit juice and we all had a cheers. Apparently police had pictures ov everyone doing everything and they showed me some photos of my father eating salad. I joked to some random woman sitting on our table that nobody needed taking photos anymore because police had everything recorded anyway and you could just ask them. Very cheerful dream with a dystopian aftertaste.

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lord forgive me i dreamt about bear fucking some fat chick and recording himself with a gopro i only saw the recording. he tried to hide his fce but i saw it looked like a /fit/ version of donald trump. very old.

fuck man im going to wash out my brain with soap. sorry about that

 >>/2968/
What a nightmare.

A while ago, I dreampt that I had sex with Trump's daughter, but she wasn't Ivanka or Tiffany, just a generic white blonde.

I also drempt he was my real father and another one where I married his daughter.

So as far as the dream realm is concerned you're not too far off.

[Ashley] Imagine being cucked by Trump.

No I won't. 

Also kinda gay dream, gotta say. And a fat chick? I would rather have sex with a cuddlefish than a fat chick.

 >>/2969/

I was in a school, with other classmates, college level. No classes ever give any homework, no lectures, just sit in class and talk or get bored. Ate lunch. I want to go home but get lost and end up running down huge hills and flooded pathways, got wet no matter how it looked. With Rita Hayworth because I looked her up yesterday, but she was old version. Made it to a building, still inside, still lost, it was a manufacturing office, very confused maze, no one is helpful, they won't tell me how to leave. I find an exit, it's a back yard, enclosed.

Then I realize we don't have homework because the armageddon is coming imminently. So I find a room of small children. I pick up a red haired loli and she looks at me like, "why are you picking my up like a mannequin?" She was as light as a paperweight and stiff like cardboard.  

The other kids all look at me and then I wake up thankfully because I know dream brain was up to no good.

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 >>/2974/
you're scaring me man. i know bernd is harmless and would run away crying if lolis dislike him but your dream self or body os thing sounds like it could really pull off some dumb shit with little girls if you dont keep it in check

 >>/2975/

The depravity of my mind is in no way comparable to the worst humanity can offer. IRL I go by a very specific moral code, it only has one rule, "no sex with children..." Ok 2 rules "or men". I haven't found any other constraints really other than I understand consequences so I don't do stupid things. So my dream mind is all, "ha, I'll make you break your own rule dude." It's just a dream though, brain is cracked no doubt. If my brain ever had a gay sex dream though I'll stab it with dagger, so it is forewarned.

Bernd is a pedo, I am not. Luckily I see children like puppies and men like some sort of beast, and I'm never going to find them attractive and never have. I don't even like porn when it involves men. I don't understand why someone would want to see that? I used to watch solo stuff but once I got it irl, it wasn't very satisfying. There's a lot of other baggage there, tmi.

I don't think BodyOS has anything to do with it, it's all dream brain. BodyOS likes women, there's no question. We have discovered that our personalities have very little choice in the matter, we like women. The girls in my head like women too, regardless of what they say they've never had a heterosexual thought for them therefore the system as a whole has never had a thought of attraction toward a male gendered person or a child.

So I have nothing to worry about unless they somehow find a way to charge people for dreams. Then yeah, I'm indefensible.

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 >>/2975/
> bernd is harmless and would run away crying if lolis dislike him
Yes

 >>/2976/
Interesting question, is the BodyOS and dream brain the same, similar, completely different? I don't know. Most of my dreams are depersonalized. Things happen, I get sewpt long. If I'm even present. Mostly its just like watching a movie, without me being there.

But no, my dream self certainly never had the urge to kidnap or rape any girls. Not to speak of boys. I'm glad the brain appears to be incapable of imagining this.

Oh yeah, I remember I had a dream I was farming cars. I had a patch of land at an intersection near where  I live. A fenced meadow. And there, cars were grazing like cows, or rather like those robot lawn mowers. But I felt I needen more for the herd so my dream self decided to steal parked cars from the street and carry them to my pasture. They were life-sized but really light. I carrried them one-by-one over my head, upside down. The wheels spun like a beetle moving its legs when you put it upside down. 
At some point 'reason' kicked in and I decided to return the cars but couldn't remember where exactly I stole them an I was afraid the owners would notice their cars had been moved.
Well actually they should be happy I fed their cars for free. Mediocre dream, no lolis, no tupper.

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 >>/2982/
> certainly never had the urge to kidnap or rape any girls

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I'm am englishman from Canada visiting America. I'm picking up drunk girls but they're wild and keep getting arrested. I get arrested too. We get quick processed in a parking lot. Some are released with a warning, the innocent looking girls and me.

Others are caught and fined for whatever. Their liscences are suspended. A cute carmel colored girl is passing out misinformation and gets arrested for that they let her go and she's doing it again in the same parking lot. I stop her and help her clean up the evidence. 

I'm doing this all night. I take their picture and it gets used as evidence. I am telling this girl I'll delete it. She's wearing a minimal evening gown, sparkling gold.

The police interview me but they like me.

I end up telling them, "I was told Americans are a bunch of criminals and I suppose it was true."

I start talking to Trey Parker from South park. He sounds a little like Mr. Garrison. I tell him I love South Park but I can't remember the name I call it house park. His eyes light up but then I say I haven't seen one since around 2012. He's heartbroken. Apparently the show is going down in popularity. I ask, is it asymptoting to a number of diehard fans? Yeah, he says angrily. I say, that's how it goes.

Then the team of people catching those comming crimes have a lasso net and they catch even car tires.

A guy in a giant van comes through. The lasso net only slows him down so they take the tire off his rear driver side. The parking lot is now mud and he sinks in then the van falls on its side. They right it but it's half burried.

No sex with scantily clad women, I wasn't in the mood in the dream.

The girl of interest was cuter, younger, and her dress was smaller and had gold sparkles.

 >>/3003/
Well at least you got to talk to Trey, that's pretty cool!
We dreamt something interesting but failed to write it down so it was forgotten. I knew this was going to happen but host was like naa I'll do it later. Many such cases.

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I dreamt I was on a train journey with my parents and one of my cats. Psrents had reserved an entire train carriage that had a fully equipped apartment. It wasn't super fancy but surprosingly lagre because dream.

I thought taking the cat was a dumb idea and she wasn't happy either. I was always worried she'd get lost or run away at a stop when the train's door opened. There was only wilderness outside. The cat was lost wanderin garound in the train apartment and finally hid in my backpack, completely stressed out. Damn, don't take your cats on a train!

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I was on a mountain, went up to medium height with a cable car and wanted to go hiking from there. It was winter but I was still below the snowline. There were only tiny patches of snow, everything else brown and muddy. For some reason I was barefoot but it wasn’t cold. First turned right and a broad path went down the mountain. Soon decided to go back because I wanted to go up not down. Checked my phone for hiking paths but it made no sense because dream. So I went back to the cable car station and took another cable car further up. 
At the top station was a large flat area with the snow-capped mountain peaks in the background. But it was warmer and greener up there and quite populated. Lots of tourists, restaurants, an entire village. For some reason I was accompanied by a tall Catboy wearing a fur coat. Why teh fuck no Catgirl? Whatever, he was supposedly there to guard Alice (which was nonsensical to begin with but I didn’t question it further). Tupper wasn’t there anyway. The guy was a humorless autist who had trouble with the crowds of people and appeared to be straight out of an isekai with no understanding of the modern world. So I had to take care of him instead. We walked along a gravel road and I decided to take a photo of the mountains in the background with my phone. A young gypsy woman offered to take a photo of both me and the Catguy with my phone. Let me think about it – no. I won’t hand my phone to some gypsy. Strangely I was only able to zoom in and was stuck at maximum zoom level. I finally managed to get it to wide angle again and noticed a ruckus in the distance. A large wooden building was on fire and the flames were spreading rapidly with the wind. At first it looked interesting and a lot of people went closer to get a good look but now tupper was there and yelled at me to GTFO as the flames were quickly getting closer and everything was ablaze. Not a minute too soon, we turned and ran, yelling at other people who were still sitting in restaurants nearby to get the hell outta there. The flames spread beneath the earth and erupted in a wide area behind me like a volcano. It wasn’t scary but clearly unsettling and something you’d want to get further away from. I realized I was alone. Not that I worried about that Catguy I didn’t really know, but where was Alice? Can’t leave her behind, should I go look for her? 

I quickly realized how dumb that was and that I needed to ensure I was safe myself instead of worrying about a tupper that was either in my head or a monster with higher fire resistance than an asbestos sheet. Still didn’t feel good. I managed to find the Catguy sitting at the cable car station, now in safe distance from the fire. He also seemed devastated for losing Alice – it had been his job to protect her after all. I gave him a short sword and told him to look for her if he felt he needed to. But I knew there was nothing to be concerned about.

In some distance I finally spotted Alice dragging several people after her by their feet. They appeared to be – well done. Or rather burned to a crisp. It wasn’t entirely clear if tupper was attempting to save or eat those unfortunate people and I decided I was probably better off not knowing. Turned 360 and walked away.

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 >>/3088/
> It wasn’t entirely clear if tupper was attempting to save or eat those unfortunate people
a minor negligible difference

>  a monster with higher fire resistance than an asbestos sheet
lmao Alice in a nutshell

 >>/3091/
Cat't let them go to waste. When dealing with burnt corpses, my motto is waste not, want not

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 >>/3088/
 >>/3094/
Based man-eater of Munich!

I actually remembered a dream. I was walking in a forest and there suddenly was a cave. Inside was a huge temple and lots of treasure. It was very colorful and vivid.  Couldn't believe my eyes and thought I made the discovery of the century. Sucked when I woke up without treasure. No Cat in dream too.

 >>/3112/

That picture is so cute. Yes, Cat is the treasure and she was there, so don't feel dissapointed.

 >>/3114/
Hi Autumn!
Long time no see! Have you been in any dreams? Cat wasn't in the treasure dream, she's never been in any of my dreams. At least not as herself and not a character that looks like her.

 >>/3116/

The dreams lately have been pretty tame. It's a nice break from the crazy stuff. I was in a dream but we fell back asleep and can't remember it. Something about a school, nothing juicy.

Honestly we're still full on dream juice from the dreams last year. There was a lot of powerful images and experiences there.

> 3117
>  full on dream juice from the dreams last year
you guys got enough dream juice for an entire country cant you share a bit with us?

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Here's some crazy:

I drempt I got a superbike motor caught in my right eye and I had to pluck it out but my fingers were wet so I couldn't get a grip on it and only shoved it deeper.

I eventually got it out though. It wasn't for a motorcycle, it was for a Lada. I had just seen a video from Garage54 who put a superbike engine in a Lada.

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 >>/3122/
> I got a superbike motor caught in my right eye
What?
How?
That sounds - painful

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 >>/3123/

> that sounds painful 

TMI addition:

There's a species of sand crab here that stays just under the surface. When the wave washes from the beach you can see two little filter feeder antennae. 

So if you dig quickly down you can capture the little guys ans they're about the size of a black-eyed pea but roughly oval and smooth.

They'll try to dig down between your fingers and it feels funny or kinda tickles. It's cute. So imagine that but in the inner corner of your eye.

That's kinda how it felt but nothing sharp or painful.

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 >>/3125/
Hey cool!
Never seen those. Is it Emerita analoga?
There are just ordinary crabs where we are now, gonna post a pic when we come to the sea next time, might take a few days.

Host dreamt he was at home and a middle-aged hispanic woman came from the cellar. For once host was not host-tier and tried to turn her into something, uh, 'usable'. It didn't really work, she stayed even older and not exactly beautiful. Whatever, host tried his best to get her laid right on the kitchen floor because whatever it's a dream. Lucid for once, at least almost.

Buuut - he had not taken his faithful tupper into account so I showed up with a disapproving look and host had to send her back to the cellar, already with her pants down. She obediently left and closed the door after herself.

Host dream sex status:
DENIED

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 >>/3126/

That's all kinds of sad, but at least you saved him from an even worse fate. I like the hispanic look if they're young. Much better if they have a lot of Spanish in them.

 >>/3126/
> Host dream sex status:
> DENIED

Haha I'm not really sure if I should feel sorry or happy for him but that's tupper life. Cat wouldn't care though

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Okay, well, that was an intense dream.

I can't remember all of it because it was in the 2nd cycle of a rare 3 cycle sleep, but it spanned 2 cycles.

I was a ninja OP Anime knight. I was after an ugly rapist who looked like some older famous actor of today but younger, I forget who. Stephan Segal maybe but fatter well, as fat as he is now.

He had somehow seduced this girl, she wasn't my type but he was F-ing her in every conceivable way throughout this amusement park that looked like the colosseum, in public, in front of everyone. I managed to catch up and I removed his head with a large sword. The head was still alive for a few seconds afterwards, and I saw it mouth something like "I'll kill you." Ha, Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.

She was like a zombie, she went into shock after that and I left like a shadow in a flash.

I then fought alongside several beastkin women to bring down a large and powerful human trafficking ring, literally cutting people in half with one slice, they didn't even have a chance to move, just boom slice dead.

I put my arm around the main of my harem of beauties, she was wearing vinyl or leather, very sheer, tight. I kissed her and of course she was Gwen bc Gwen is my dream gf. She was super hot, but all I did was put my arm around her waste and kiss her.

Then we were in a football stadium, and I don't know why, there were two moons in the sky, both the same size and both way larger than our moon. The sky was a brilliant blue, the field was natural grass and there were trees along the sidelines. The stadium was marble. they brought out Lions and I had to defeat them with my bear hands. I was fighting for the right to take the princess as my bride.

Sheesh. So much blood, those lionesses (they were all female lions) were like bags of blood, just splask like water balloons. I had a feeling like I'd have sex with the princess in the blood but it was comfy like red velvet pillows on the ground. I believe the princess was Autumn but she kind of looked like Ashley a little, like really fair skin but Autumn has a light tan, so Idk, Ashley/Autumn merge.

I woke up. Was impressed, no sex tho.

 >>/3133/
Wow,who needs cinemas if you have dreams like this!

> I had a feeling like I'd have sex with the princess in the blood
Who doesn't once in a while?

I had a very realistic false awakening and short lucid dream!
I was sure I got up and ready for work but my apartment got stranger and stranger. There were big pictures with large text like slogans or ad posters on my wall. And a big clock. I tried to read the text but it changed all the time and was nonsense. The time on the clock warped too. I realized I was still dreaming and began to look at the clock and the text up close and different angles. It was funky, can't remember dreaming something like that before. 

Then I remembered, wait, I'm lucid, I must summon my tupper!! I tried to visualize Cat but in the same second everything disappeared and I woke up 4real. Sooo close! Was a cool dream though.

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 >>/3133/
Gladiator-tier. Why are your dreams so violent?

 >>/3134/
Nice. None of us has been lucid in a looong time, this sucks.
Usually traveling triggers intense dreams but for now there's nothing. Host is sleeping like a rock.

 >>/3135/

> Why are your dreams so violent?

It's the hard-knock life

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X0fRCVybbiA

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 >>/3135/

I was walking around a guy that was supposedly my friend but he took me to his house and everyone was so Jewish it startled me. "Dude, you didn't say you were a jew." Was appalled and felt very uneasy/uncomfortable. I hate religion and by extension anyone dressed according to religion.

 >>/3135/
> Why are your dreams so violent?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=azEsDoQXkP0

This is the kind of nonsense he spends his free time watching.

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I  was in a carnival town, lots of attractions and there was one with a beautiful country girl. There was a guy too, a champion recruiter. It was a fight club.

I came to this establishment looking for someone who went missing. Last seen here. Someone champion-like, one of my own. A character known for great strength because she's of the subspecies Earthkin. A Nord-like race tall and fair, muscular but not overly so when not "standing firm". They have the capacity to channel energy from the Earth and suck it up, becoming massively strong and powerful fighters. She was like a pet of mine you could say. 

I saw a few matches, this was like a fight club but with bigger consequences, you could die. Then sometimes a recurring champion who was owed a lot of winnings was "recruited" as a regular but supposedly in a different town or venue.

I asked around but no one saw where she went. I asked the recruiter and he wouldn't give me the time of day so I pegged him as sus.

I went to the country girl's room and seduced her mostly to get information out of her. We had sex and it was good. She was nice and spilled everything during pillow talk.

So yes, they had power to send people to a pocket dimension. A place where you couldn't escape and all you could do was fight or die. Many sent there died. 

Knowing this, it was time to show my true power, I became a champion. The recruiter owed me a lot of winnings, and as I suspected, he offered me a grand opportunity. No one in my system would have fallen for this but my character could have.

I went through the steps looking for a totem, a magical object or incantation he would cast. I made sure that the country girl witnessed it. He was hesitant but showed me a contract.

The contract was the device. If I signed it, I would be trapped. So I read it and told him I'd be hack.

I made a secret version, imbued with the same magic, and it needed his signature... yada yada yada

I swapped in the contract and signed it in front of him. He was confused then recognized his signature wasn't on it. He apologized and signed it and the moment he did he was trapped. I had carefully worded it that way.

Ofc in the pocket dimension you can imagine those he sent there would love to see him. The contracts were void if he was dead but their energy also sustained him.

In a few minutes a room full of champions appeared including my character.

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 >>/3141/
the fuck of a complicated dream is this sounds like an entire isekai anime plot. remembered nothing lately oh yeah some driving dream i was a rally river or something but it was like twisted metal and all sort of crazy vehicles tried to shoot or ram me. just wanted to get the fuck out of this race but i dont remember more i think i got hit and woke up

 >>/3142/

I watch almost exclusively isekai anime.

Had a nightmare, brakes don't work in cars ofc, my exgf was there and wanted me to date an ugly chick who was very annoying. God it was disgusting bc I kissed her and ughhhhhhhblekblekblek she was obviously Jewish and huge nose too thin no boobs too tall lanky barely feminine. It was awful. So disgusting.

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 >>/3139/
 >>/3145/
mfw Mr. Bear is more of an antisemite than me or host
Is this already a parallel dimension / isekai?

Host dreamt something cool yesterday but completely forgot as we had to hurry in the morning and couldn't write it down. It was a documentary-type dream about something really dumb.

 >>/3142/
Ah yes, Twisted Metal. Host hated that game because he never played it and then got rekt in multiplayer mode by classmates.

 >>/3146/

The Jews down the street pissed me off and I had that dream about someone being jewish and feeling uncomfortable with their jew family and now this? Hey if dream brain wants to test if I'm antisemitic or not then that's fine, but don't make me kiss ugly chicks. I swear I'll stab it with a pencil up my nose.

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I was with friends and someone phoned me, said he knew who I was on Discord. I got a big paper chart with drawn connections between different young people I didn't know. They were supposed to be big shots in Tulpamancy. My phone was a Nokia slide-out like in The Matrix. It was bent like someone had tried to wring it out. That was odd and bothered me but worse was that somebody tried to dox me. 
I kept thinking 'is this real or not?' I knew I have never used Discord. Never posted on .info. But I also knew I don't have Alice-tier opsec. So the possibility someone had doxed me was real. Wole up soon and was glad I'm not a big-shot in Tulpamancy.

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I dreampt I was at work, falling asleep in my chair. One wall of my office is window floor to ceiling. So if it's light outside my office is well lit but at night I turn on the lights. Anyway, suddenly everything goes dark, the building tilts 10 degrees and there is a deep rumbling. Well the computer is still on and connected to a video I'm now watching, so I'm wondering what happened. I consider if I should hide under my desk or move to a higher floor.

A few things: there is ocean water literally a meter below the foundation. I can walk out and stand in front of the water lapping at the shore. Every time there's a storm surge the lower buildings get flooded and they're even closer, say .5 m. So I start thinking it could be a tsunami. 

So the other thing major is earthquake. It could be from a fuel fire since there's an industrial fuel storage nearby.

Lastly, nuclear blast.

So I go under the desk to take a nap, I'm so tired in dream then I hear people screaming and I don't even care, takin a nap.

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 >>/3146/
> mfw Mr. Bear is more of an antisemite than me or host
bigger dream pedo and dream antisemite

 >>/3151/
lol at big shot in tulpamancy. cool phone though, did you have the matrix sunglasses too?

an old friend from school visited me and he brough a present, a huge old wood chest. opened it and inside were two full size deer, they had no horns. thought they were dead but then they started moving, they were asleep like cats in a box. i touched the fur it was soft. suddenly my friend pulls out a huge ass revolver that looked like straight out of some wild west movie and asks me if he can shoot the deers on the parking lot in front of my apartment to cook them. wtf man
he shows me the ammo of the revolver, it looks weird like .17hmr, he tells me the name of the caliber but it makes no sense. i tell him dude you cant shoot deer with rimfire and certainly not in my parking lot and we're not gonna butcher them in my kitchen. dont remember what happened but the poor deer were not killed.

also lol i googled and .17hmr revolvers do exist wtf

 >>/3152/
> I hear people screaming and I don't even care, takin a nap.
Based. Reminds me of
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 >>/3153/
> did you have the matrix sunglasses too?
Nope. Also leave the cute deer alone!

Blessed be leg day. Ah-men.

Next week is a good week for a bi-week. Time to let the tendons heal. I feel a slight soreness in my left extensor. I'll do some PT on that if it doesn't clear up. It's pretty normal for me to get that fron over exertion. Since I've continued to make gainz then it followz.

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I dreampt that I was old, like 59 and still going to grade high school. It was summer vacation as far as I knew and the previous year I didn't go to class because I was sick, specifically English class. I thougt missed the last week. I get to the old classroom and the class is in. They're doing work. I sit down and have a bunch of papers that look like 3rd grade work. I don't even recognize the teacher, someone in their late 30's or early 40's. I try to talk to her about make up work for the cpuple days I missed, she says I missed two months, last month and this month. I'm beginning to think it's not summer.

So then the class is roudy and she yells for them to stop, and I mean they're even playing music and being really loud. They don't stop. Pne of them calls her grandma and she starts crying so I put my arm around her and start rubbing her back, I say, "you're not a grandmother, I'm older than you are, way older" so she wipes her tears and leans in more, she says, "I want to stay here longer".

She finally pulls away and she says, "are you going to come to class?" I say "unless I have a fever, yes" and she starts to walk away, 
"Wait, what about my makeup work?"
She says, "we'll play it by ear."
I say, "but what grade did I get last year?.
She says, "E"
"Is that a passing grade? What does that mean?"
She says it means I'm writing at an appropriate level for the class.

She goes to the front and starts lecturing. This isn't summer school, I don't even know if I'm in her class this year. 

I leave to go home and I live in on-campus housing. I get to my parking lot and there's a line of people waiting indefinitely for a space, just like college. So then suddenly I'm on a bike, I just turn a corner open a door and that's my room, "I'll just park it in my room then."

I lock the door and am off to the administrative office to get my class schedule.

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weird how we still got back to school dreams decades later

i dreamnt my mum was a doctor and she diagnosed me with being morbidly obese i was like wtf that cant be true, but if your doctor says so? i couldnt even see my body only fpv. meh dream.

I was just a camera angle, looking over mostly middle-eastern women soldiers who were tasked to kill a group of Jewish women for their meat. The women were bound and naked, but huddled and grouped. One had been through a procedure that had a name in the dream but I don't remember it, she'd been boiled alive and her outer skin removed and then forced to do the killings but she was an undercover liaison to the Americans, though they were late. So nearly blind and skinless she was stalling for time at this final hour to save as many jews as possible.

Since she wasn't doing her job fast enough a girl no more than 14, also middle eastern (they all look vaguely middle-eastern, the Jews look Jewish) was given a sword but it wasn't flat, it was triangular in cross section. 

A pot of Jew meat, looked like chicken thighs, was passed through to the kitchen. This semi-circular killing room had a drain in the middle, it was all as if carved out of  stone, like under ground. The middle easterner captors were wearing nothing more then rags.

The Americans still hadn't shown up by the time I woke up. What's the point of this dream? No point.

We dreamt something about a marathon or other race and Mr. Bear was participating, a literal huge bear among runners with a number on front and back. Or rather it was a big man in a realistic bear costume. It was odd because I wasn't sure how I knew Mr. Bear was inside the bear costume but I wanted to know what he really looked like. It made no sense.

Dream thread reached bump level!
As usual I got nothing to make a new one.

https://community.tulpa.info/topic/10478-the-dream-thread-record-your-dreams-here-especially-if-tulpa-related/page/71/#elControls_416207_menu

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2 crazy president dreams on consecutive nights.

2 nights ago i was in a classroom with friends we were about 18 but instead teacher there was putler sitting at a desk in front of us. he wanted us to sign a contract to become russian soldiers. a friend sitting left of me who's always been a crazy bastard just laughed at him like you insane man? putin calmly stood up, walked over to our desk and shot my friend in the face with a pistol. then shot two other students right of me. then he sat down again and put his pistol on his desk, folded his hands and looked me in the eyes. he was very calm.
fugg i said ok i'll work for you putin don't shoot me! he said with a smile that's mr. putin, ok?
then i woke up before signing anything. damn i'm not proud of myself but i ain't no hero or martyr either. 

last night i was some campaign manager for bidon and he was supposed to give a speech outside in front of international press, lots of reporters. i was standing on a big black platform about 1m high with mic where biden was gonna speak but he wasn't there. i looked around and found him down right in front of the platform pissing at the right corner of it. a few meters away from all the reporters who filmed and took photos like crazy. then biden tried to crawl up the 1m high platform to start his speech but couldn't make it bc old. dear god what a pr disaster i just wanted to run away.
then we were in a park sitting at a round table with 4 chairs again with press all around. some other statesman, bidon, me and on the last chair was a big grey cat, looking away from us and uninterested. biden talked to the cat instead of the statesman, then suddenly got up, tried to shake hands with a bush, hugged it like it was an old friend and walked away leaving his guest and the press behind. i wasn't even surprised it was more like not again man!
the absolute state of usa