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...no more liveposting, meguTV of any  kind...we'll start again, live with slowposting...if you recieve this, if you survive, then find us...find us...

First post, I have to post a reaaally good tok
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 >>/4/
naur, lil buster thought he was cooking with this one, all he was doing is getting cucked
 >>/3/
great first post fellow kay brother, here's a new OOC tok from her.
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time to blogpost.

my arms still hurt, they ache like a bitch. will the pain ever go away? it's been over 36 hours. Can any of the workout nekos (dunno if you guys are here, this board is sooooo active) give me advice and just tell me my arms hurt because I'm a lazy POS who didn't do any workouts ever?
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first tenshi post on the new site, lets, freaking, boosted to immortal 2, gooooooooooooooo
 >>/10/
I've heard good things about this, I am actually excited for a24slop for the first time.
> run time
okay, I am no longer excited.
it's not lord of the ring's director's cut, come on. movies should be 90 minutes long.

also, since you didn't make it obvious
movie movie movie
film film film
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 >>/13/
> really good movie
oh so for once we're watching something you've actually scene before? that's a first. i'll try not to FALL ASLEEP during it.

testing to see if i correctly blocked multi-file drifting.
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 >>/14/
Okay, it works as I figured. I am setting the maximum files per post to 2, mostly because movie neko (thank you for the movie, mr movie neko) made a good gimmick of uploading a tok AND the movie poster.

If you attempt to upload more than 2, it posts them in the order you uploaded the files. So, for example, this post will NOT contain the Zureeal dio cosplay, as that is the 3rd attached file.

Wa-la.
#steal
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 >>/9/
>  it's been over 36 hours. Can any of the workout nekos (dunno if you guys are here, this board is sooooo active) give me advice and just tell me my arms hurt because I'm a lazy POS who didn't do any workouts ever?
It will go away, most probably within next 36 hours. It's a bit longer for somebody that has been working out for a first time in a while, for me it's about 48h till I feel fresh enough when doing upper body, and about 72h when doing legs.
 >>/15/
> I am setting the maximum files per post to 2
Why though? I don't think it's a problem, not one of us will try to abuse this feature unless it's for a gimmick.
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 >>/16/
*le sigh

Yes, you're completely right funkyneko. It's not a problem at all, I'll change it back to no limit...

Since you're right, and convinced me to change the board rules again, I'm gonna give you +2 nekocoins.

[Since it's a new site, everyone's nekocoins have reset to 100 base level. Sorry Bonald, your billions in an offshore account were seized by the feds.]

> 48h
Alright, I'll have to wait until my arms feel better before I dare to roll on the d100 of death again.
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 >>/10/
> Midsommar - Directors Cut (2019)
I've watched it without the Director or the Cut. It's... okay? I'm not really into horror movies.
Also I should really really get back to coding but then I also feel eepy, grandpa goes nap time time? #8ball #d2 ##
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Rolled 7, 7, 8, 1 = 23 (4d10)I was giving a lift to my mom and she was complaining about how there are no "normal people" that can just drive normally in traffic and how everyone nowadays drives like a maniac or just blocks the road for no reason. This lead me to tell her the story about how "normal people" nowadays just do the darndest things, like picking up their dogshit and throwing the filled doggy bag back into the woods.
> Yeah but that I can understand, I do that too
There have been many times that I have wondered how I ended up with the moral views I have when I seemingly didnt inherit nor learn any of them from my parents
 >>/17/
> your billions in an offshore account were seized by the feds
Acabou. Verdadeiramente acabou, this time.
 >>/20/
This is how you roll dice. Rollan for pullups today
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Is this achievable natty, by doing 90ish pushups every few days.. for like... i dunno... a month? people get ripped in a month right? that's normal?
 >>/21/
The difficulty was 6, so that's 2 successes considering the 1 you rolled.
Yeah, that's enough to pass this test. No nightmares for you buddy.
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 >>/14/
> oh so for once we're watching something you've actually scene before? that's a first.
It's the first movie that I have seen recently (5 years ago) as opposed to Porco Rosso and The Arisocats which I have seen prior but over 15 years ago for each of them. But, given that, I havent seen the directors cut which apparently does add material
 >>/22/
Yeah but I only have a willpower of 3 so that 1 wouldn't even be included, since that goes outside my dice pool. Checked and Mated
Imma need to 2x that roll anyways because 23 pullups are too few desu
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 >>/23/
> only 3 willpower
He can't keep getting away with having a bad character build. Aieeeeeee save me caine.
> 5 years ago
I swear this movie came out like 2 years ago, time is moving too quickly. I still don't know who I'm going to vote for being Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
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Today I will be skinnymaxxing, slenderpilled. I have no food at home except for some bread, of which I plan to eat exactly 2 more slices of, and then I will have nothing to consume. This is a tremendous defeat for the fatcels, the thinlets, and the lipid collectors.
Total Starvation Victory

Also new boni
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 >>/25/
In that last frame, her eyes are all black (from the lighting) but it reminds me of the TV show supernatural. Whenever someone is possessed by a demon, their eyes go all black and murky.

I am also attaching proof of this, with a gif from the show.

And a video of Asra cosplaying a character from supernatural.
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 >>/22/
> Is this achievable natty, by doing 90ish pushups every few days.. for like... i dunno... a month? people get ripped in a month right? that's normal?
Nope, I did like over 200 pushups for a few months every second day and I didn't look like that. Now though I do look better, but it took me a while.
 >>/28/
> SPOILER
Not my problem, that's just not my probleeeeeeeem.
>  ITS A SPOILER TO THE SERIES.
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first reki posted on /neko/??? zomg
I actually really like this one, the song is great and it's nice to see how far people come in terms of cosplaying
 >>/29/
good tok, and she's cute, but i refuse to follow her or watch her toks that aren't posted until we watch the madoka series, if she named her @ after it, it must be good
 >>/31/ 
hey fuck you too buddy.
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 >>/30/
Wow Reki is so mid, no way somebody posted her on /neko/ board of GREAT TASTE...
I just cannot believe that...
Attaching so you know who was here has the greatest taste in fus >:)
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> I post
> Rekiking doesnt respond
> The oldneko posts
> Rekiking respoonds within 15 minutes
Wow. I feel SO left out here. Just because I am the newneko? I thought you guys were nice and inviting...

first main account tok here on /neko/ so I had to make it the devil ranch
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 >>/32/
> Just because I am the newneko? 
You're just kinda weird, no biggie :)
Also clearly I have used the greatest tactic of them all: being RUDE AS FUCK. Truly it always works.
> had to make it the devil ranch
We know already that you smoke it every day. No need to remind us.
Look at this tok, attaching so you can feel welcome in our community.
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 >>/36/
I can't do this??? What the end??? (Clevernekos will understand this reference)
Maybe I just can't afford the feature to multipost??? Oh the horrors...I just need to take out a loan or two and then maybe I will be able to..
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 >>/37/
> Clevernekos will understand this reference
I got it and yet I am not a cleverneko. Thoughts? Opinions?
> I just need to take out a loan or two and then maybe I will be able to..
And so on this day begun the endless debt spiral for the richneko of old... Fallen from grace is an understatement.

Attaching a test for the future (and of course one of the greatest funky toks, but they're all great we can agree on that)
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 >>/37/
> What the end??? 
This is evidentially a reference, or, as we call them here, a nekoference to the neko minecraft server, we just reached the end and fought (and slew) the ender dragon, alduuin, the world eater.
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 >>/39/
> alduuin, the world eater.
> the first reference to a dragon name he can come up is from skyrim V
Nauuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr, it's over, Todd has won...
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 >>/41/
> DUNKELZAHN
> shadowrun
Actually pretty good, but you've said FUCK YOU, so FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY.
Attaching a tok just so you know what I think about your post.
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It's hot and humid this summer,
My penis is so long I can't wear knee length shorts,
Abbles still posts,
Life isn't wonderful.
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 >>/43/
> It's raining heavily and I am forced to exit my house
It's only going to hurt a little :)
I'm all out of inspiration today it seems. I think my tiktok brainrot will not let me work more than 6 hours straight on code.
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> will not work more than 6 hours straight
Yeah. Because the hours is the issue in that sentence...
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 >>/44/
We posted at the same time! Twinsieeeeeeeeeeeees :)
So it's cold and dry this summer for you? I wish it was so for me, the weather is not kind here most of the time, thankfully today is okayish.
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 >>/50/
and only 450 tenshicoins? I just got 350 for completing my 3 in a row tenshi stream viewings. Huzzah
I truly am the most blessed Tenshillion fan in the galaxy
 >>/56/
okay if you invited him then he's a certified welcome neko.
*lowers the ban hammer of ultimate power*
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The movie was fine. I don't think it needed to be so long though, it was excessive. You could've easily had the same story in one hour less of movie time.

Every scene having several minutes of silent shots where people don't talk and barely move really added to the length,
 >>/68/
That's a really really really really really good acid. As good as an acid for a 2nd acid post on /neko/
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> acid is probably going to start university in september and her posting will slow down even further
to borrow a phrase, "acabow", it is finished.
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 >>/69/
I was going to post another one right beside it but this one was a little... Too much skin showing off let's say. I don't really partake in those, even for fus that are of age.
This one is a classic though. She's mesmerizing.
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 >>/70/
> acid is probably going to start university in september and her posting will slow down even further
Well then, you got no choice, you gotta break the rule 2, become her bf and support her with you working hard while she cosplays and puts out kino toks all day.
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 >>/71/
Luckily Acid only has a couple of toks like that, most of her stuff is very cool.

The one you posted is a top 10 acid for sure. A simpler time when a lot of her stuff was still closet cosplays (pure sovl)
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 >>/73/
Yea I've been worried recently for funky, since she seemed to trade her regular full of energy toks for showing off assets in some of them...
Hopefully it's just a sometimes issue though.
> pure soul
Yeap, I love handmade cosplays, it doesn't even have to be a very good cos, but I think it makes fus more creative with what they put out there.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmVx_2bqvYE

FACT: Life is Wonderful
FACT: acidroomcos is cute
FACT: im too quick to get turnt up by little things in life and need to better learn to disassociate and not let the little moments disrupt a good mood, life is generally doing fine and bad things only have as much power as i allow them to have.
FACT: BGC is in 12 hours and 45 minutes.
FACT: THIS NEKO  >>/75/ is going to be PERMABANNED for LIFE for not following rule six. Or, as he would call it. Ruleos Seis.
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 >>/75/
I am a rule 6 upholder here. I have read LITERALLY every post. I will never get banned for not following it.
 >>/76/
> BGC is in 12 hours and 45 minutes.
I hope you have wonderful time spent with your wife :)

For me on the other hand, life is tiresome, which of course means I am going to sleep. Have a good night nekos.
Attaching a tok that's the opposite of what I'm going to be doing.
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 >>/79/
Life is not well rested. I should've applied the equation Good_sleep = Time_slept * Quality_of_sleep + AI and it would've been all good.
Also I've got mogged in church by a zoomer in his late teens/early 20s. Today is just not my day I guess.
 >>/80/
No blogpost? Well FUCK YOU
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 >>/82/
> What the heck, is that allowed?
Clearly it is since I've just did Nya~ha~ha~ha~ha~:3
 >>/83/
> Tomorrow (today) is lou's bday
Happy birthday lou! (these recent toks are the first time I'm seeing her(uncertain))
Also priest got a new haircut and if I'm norwooding, he's norwooding squared, acabou.
Also also new funky tok
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 >>/84/
You've seen her lots of times before, they have toks together going further back than 682(...)
> new funky
Actually kind of eerie. I've never seen funky look like that
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 >>/85/
Ohhhh, that's her, she looks literally completely different in that new tok. Or I have faceblindness. Either or.
> I've never seen funky look like that
She does look quite different OOC, the new tok is kinda like that I think. Well I've seen too much funky to not see the funky in funky.
 >>/86/
> spoiler
NOT FUNNY, reporting this to the tiktok police right now. Actually kill all men is pretty cringe, reminds me that there's a whole subcommunity of women that is like the other side of the coin for incels
 >>/87/
> NOT FUNNY
Yet I smiled when I saw boni go from looking upset to smiling and doing finger guns as the she lipsyncs "kill all men" :3
> funky
yeah it still looks like her of course, just that Ive never seen that subset of OOC before. Kinda chip-esque to me
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 >>/88/
> Yet I smiled
You would smile even if she said "I will kill the Boniposter with my bare hands" so it doesn't count.
> Ive never seen that subset of OOC before
Wow, just like that admitting that you never click the toks I send? I think you're breaking rule 6 here BUDDY
> Kinda chip-esque to me
I've missed the chip era. Acabou. (actually I dunno if I would've liked chip, probably not)
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 >>/89/
> Wow, just like that admitting that you never click the toks I send? I think you're breaking rule 6 here BUDDY
Tell me there is another white haired scene-kid office lady wig funky tok out there and that youve seen it. Yeah, didnt think so buddy. You are not invited to my birthday party at the water amusement park anymore.
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 >>/90/
> Tell me there is another white haired scene-kid office lady wig funky tok out there and that youve seen it.
> He doesn't know
NYA~HA~HA~HA~HA~>:3
It's over for you, there's no coming back from this.
> You are not invited to my birthday party at the water amusement park anymore.
You would not invite me either way because I would MOGG YOU (both with my knowledge of rare funkytoks and with my physique)
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 >>/91/
Ack... I am slain
> You would not invite me either way because I would MOGG YOU 
That zoomer in his 20s that mogged you at church? Yeah, fui eu. I went easy on you, so you know. Didn't want to destroy you in front of the priesthood.
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 >>/92/
> Yeah, fui eu
NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR
Acabou. The only cope I have left is that at least I'm not a mathlet. 
Actually the guy probably didn't even notice me, he was clearly there to partake in mass and not a half-tourist like me.
I didn't hide the filename this time but I don't think it's a problem here. Btw that's the source of rare funkies, she has a youtube channel that I've found a few months back. It's not exactly hidden but she doesn't link to it on her tiktok, I've asked chatgpt and it somehow knew that she has a yt channel so it's not exactly very hidden, but still.
Most of it is reposts from tiktok or insta but sometimes there's exclusive kino there, wish she had a tok account for those though since yt destroys the bitrate on those.
I'm retarded and made a new thread when I tried to phone reply.

If you don't post in it, it autodeletes after an hour
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 >>/93/
> at least I'm not a mathlet
My cope is that I passed single-variable calculus, multiple-variable calculus and linear algebra and now I wouldnt be able to derive or integrate without watching a youtube video to jog my memory.
at least I am still good at arithmetic
 >>/95/
New thread? Oh yeah I'm pooooosting
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 >>/97/
> I passed single-variable calculus, multiple-variable calculus and linear algebra
Me too and I remember practically nothing at this point.
> at least I am still good at arithmetic
There's so many people that are just math allergic... It gets very bad, I've seen a girl break down in tears when she had to do basic high school maths.
She would be literally offloading arithmetics on me because it would "overheat her brain".
> bonitok
Yea we know you LOVE BPDfus, no need to remind us every single time 😈

Attaching a tok that's directed at (you)
 >>/95/
> If you don't post in it, it autodeletes after an hour
Time to immortalize your shame by posting in it.
Nya~ha~ha~
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 >>/98/
Well, I was kind of expecting some dropoff over time but I didn't expect that it's literally one guy trying to fuck with us. Or maybe it is actually just a telegram/discord raid kind of thing.
Anyway, I'm not bound to the site, it's nice but it's not all there is, much more so I like just talking with other oldnekos.
Funky making :* face so cute :3
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 >>/99/
> math allergic
I think it's because it's socially acceptable to be "bad at math" and people would rather just adopt that characteristic than feel as if they have to go through the effort of learning
The difference between a subject like math and something like history is that, with history, you don't "know" what you don't know and the lack of information or understanding doesn't make itself´apparent to the student, but with math you are directly confronted with the task to solve equations that you might not know and thus, if you are unable to do so, it's a clear reminder that you are a failure to some extent. It makes people feel insecure and thus they would just rather say "I am bad at math" and move on with their lives.
 >>/100/
I wouldn't even say that he was a factor in it at all but that's because I have personally been annoyed since april
> stole post number 100 because I was typing slow
Acabou.... the triple digit territory, forever claimed by the funkertons...
Next digit, I will strike whilst the iron is hot, surely.
It's a little funny but I have noticed that I write with proper apostrophes, capitalization and sometimes even proper punctuation on slow-posting sites. No clue as to why this difference exists. Silly 
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 >>/101/
I feel like the math inability is just stemming more from the way math is taught than just the factors you said. Personally, I didn't even know that you actually have to work through the math if you want to get good at math until I hit college level education. Of course it's easier for some people and harder for others but just the lack of comprehension in general populace that math is a skill, that you can learn and get good at and it's not some arcane magic that you either understand or don't is a big big factor.
I can understand that some people just dislike the feeling of inability to solve things, I get frustrated too sometimes with hard concepts, I wouldn't berate somebody for giving up math if it was just taking up way way too much time to learn at more than basic level. But then people don't even try.
I probably mentioned it already sometime but there's really almost no feeling comparable for me to solving a hard problem that I've been working on for multiple hours or sometimes even days. The moment it all just clicks, it's something else, if anything the best descriptor I can think of it's like a divine inspiration, or what one of my professors called "an eureka moment".
It's pretty much the most significant factor why I sometimes go off and try to evangelize on math, though it's very hard to get people to relate outside of academia or specific circles.
> I have personally been annoyed since april
If they all have straight up left, or even if we had a few more people talking but they were not trying at every opportunity to sneak the cave-culture in, I wouldn't mind honestly. Maybe if we had like 10 people suddenly it would've felt strange, even if they were all likeminded.
But then the whole response to this whole thing... Was just too mellow. I can relate ever so slightly to wanting to keep the light touch on moderation, like I have a friend server, they do post stupid stuff sometimes but we just don't moderate each other by deleting things, just by peer pressure to stop being tarded, which is fine.
But then when you have a site like this it's just different since there's no real gatekeeping of people coming in and if they are persistent enough they can drive others out. So you gotta do what you gotta do and sometimes have to remove the bad apple, especially if it's a long-term thing where infractions seem minor but they just try to piss everyone off by skirting the rules just ever so slightly.
Anyway blogpost over, I will be going to eat now.
> number 100 is funky
As it should be >:3 Look at it and tell me it's not a GREAT TOK.
> spoiler
I don't really change anything about my posting but I definitely write longer posts I think because of the way it's not as synchronized as before. Which is fine, maybe it'll be bad for a few gimmicks but it also encourages putting some meat into the posts which is always nice too, love a good blogpost ngl.
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 >>/103/
> It is not a GREAT TOK
Yea, it's not great, It's THE BEST, A MASTERPIECE, glad we agree Mr Boniposta 😎
Truly life is wonderful and we're at peace :3
CONTENT WARNING: REAL KNIFE (not fake)
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It's true, it has been fact checked by the Council.
This axe is also real (não falsa), (you) should really like this tok because it's a perfect representation of how your relationship with senjougahara would be :)
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Also I have a great funky for trips, look at this one, it's a reference to the secret text contained on /neko/ (oldnekos remember)
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 >>/112/
I hate BL, and I averted my eyes from BBM, I just try to please your sensibilities since I'm the LAST SINGULAR straightneko and have to live on this GAYneko board.
Tok attached is my reaction to every single gay joke.
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Honestly, not much happened.
BGCgirl said she's seen about 400 animes, so I asked if she's seen perfect blue (she says she hates idol anime) so I had mentioned it because it's not really an idol anime, but an anime about idol culture in japan.

She'd never heard of it, nor of Satoshi Kon's filmography.

Later she mentioned turning off some checkbox on instagram so META can't steal her art and use it to train AIs. She has shown me her animation stuff, and it's... fine. She wants to animate for children's shows and whilst that might be noble, she animates for the style of modern cartoons made for babies, shit like paw patrol. She's not trying to animate anything of quality or substance, like Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Because kids don't deserve high quality media, right? Just more mcdonalds approved goyslop to rot their brain and make them dumb enough to vote for BONALD.

Speaking of Bonald, hey buddy, enjoyed the taste of all the COCKS you've SUCKED today?????? FUCK YOU

Funky Ender (oldnekos know why he's called an ender), hope you had a wonderful day, you are very heterosexual and can do many pushups.
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 >>/120/
I've posted about this before (exactly once) but I do not consider this to be tummy content. This is upper stomach if not rib content. Sure, she has nice ab definition, but this isn't what the "tummy" term encapsulates for me. For me, the lower half has to be included
 >>/121/
You can just admit that you're seething with incel rage that she's got more ab definition than all the nekos combined.
Don't worry, I am too.
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 >>/119/
> Just more mcdonalds approved goyslop to rot their brain and make them dumb enough to vote for BONALD.
What a scathing review. Though you're right, she should actually take inspiration from classics or pieces of media that have clear soul behind them, which while paw patrol might be successful, it doesn't look like having any of actual artists vision behind it.
 >>/120/
That is a good tummy, speaking of tummy, bubs tummy has not yet been posted on /neko/, it's time to remedy that 🤤🤤🤤
Me looking for the main attraction: 😳🤤🤤
 >>/121/
I do not discriminate so harshly, a tummy is a tummy, and Noemi clearly is showing off her tummy :3
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 >>/122/
> she's got more ab definition than all the nekos combined.
Well, to be fair I'm way too bulked to compare but I don't think so. I've dug up a photo and she kind of looks like me ~7 months ago, pretty DYEL but almost no stomach fat.
I bet our resident thinspo neko looks similar.
> no kissing the male men
This should be a rule on neko 😈
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Tomorrow I'm gonna use my camera I bought nearly 2 years ago for wildlife pictures in South Africa.

I was thinking on the way home, there's a ton of beautiful scenes on my bus ride back home, I could try out photography, see if I like it or have any kind of natural talent or eye for it.
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 >>/126/
Well, remember, you're a handsome fella and me? I'm a fatneko.

I won't be happy taking pictures of myself, especially not naked, till I look at LEAST as good as tok attached.
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 >>/127/
> I'm a fatneko.
Yea me too. I'm like 85kg now so clearly I'm almost as fat as you 😇
> at LEAST as good as tok attached.
I hope you mean looks-wise, because if you have the same mass as zurreal here, you will probably look like Mr Skeltal.
(Yeah, I mogg her 😈)
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 >>/124/
> I bet our resident thinspo neko looks similar.
 >>/126/
>  I wouldn't be able to.
This is very funny because I bought an analog camera a few years back and it didn't even last 2 full rolls before I did that too. One of the pics came out pretty well
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 >>/129/
Good luck then neko, it's sucky but being thin is worth it (at least moderately thin, I've never been below 10% bodyfat).
 >>/130/
> miód, wielokwiatowy
Yea, it translates to honey (from) multiple (very poisonous) flowers.
I hope you didn't eat it.
 >>/131/
> analog camera a few years back and it didn't even last 2 full rolls before I did that too
Actually I don't think I would ever on an analog camera. I might be a bit vain but I still got that oldschool mentality of analog cameras being for special occasions. And making a progress pic that I'd normally delete or I dunno, archive for later is definitely not a special occasion for me.
 >>/132/
> nowhere as lean
So close to baiting him to post physique, yet so far...
You cannot suffer in toga wig.

Funky has no toga toks. Does it mean that she suffers?
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 >>/134/
> wasn't a progress pic
Wait a second... What was it then? 😨😨😨
> You cannot suffer in LATAM
It's official I am moving to LATAM tomorrow. See ya later loooooseeeeeeeeeeeeeeers 😎😎😎
> she's so happy that she can't even keep herself from laughing for 10 seconds
Truly LATAM is PARADISE
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Truly I've learnt a lot from Project Zomboid. Patience, to celebrate small goals and that having a fucked up sleep schedule that makes you loot in the middle of the night and sleep through the day is SILLY.

Came far, my character had a base, a healthy supply of food, practically cleared out the neighbourhood.
A wrong turn, a panicked crash into a lightpost, an engine stall, and tripping as I rushed out of my car ended this run, after I just got back from successfully looting several thousand rounds of ammo from an Army surplus supply store.
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 >>/136/
 >>/135/
So true. You cannot suffer in LATAM (except for all those people that suffer)
 >>/138/
I had a shotgun and a box of shells in my trunk, but I was hoping to get home and put them in storage. I had recently looted a bar, stole a shelf, and filled it with booze. I was becoming a hoarder of goods I'd never use.
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 >>/139/
> except for all those people that suffer
Name one. You can't? That's because you clearly cannot suffer in LATAM.

Sorry about your Zomboid run though neko, maybe next time will be better (there will probably be no next time) (you will play a good game instead)
Attaching certified ruru kino
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 >>/147/
Huh, strange, we all know your nick is frenchNotation yet Abbles said frenchRotation, why is that?
I feel like this clip might've been doctored, false, fake, fiction...
She did say it in such an angry manner lol, truly you had to be rizzing her up very heavily that day.
 >>/148/
> As we say on nekochen, it's Acabow for me.
Yea nobody says that on nekochen, I'm not sure there's been a significant amount of realization there that there's (I presume) 0 posts from us there.

First angela post on /neko/ (it's an oldneko reference) (not really but it's still funny)
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I was lying in bed just tiredly scrolling tiktok when I saw new kino pop up on my FYP. I dont think I have gotten up quicker in my life
I also took a calculated risk yesterday that paid off so well that I must say that I am truly blessed
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 >>/150/
> scrolling tiktok
Yea I tried that today but instead of
> new kino pop up on my FYP.
I've got SO MANY FEMBOYS. I am NOT GAY tiktok stop trying to femboypill me.
> I also took a calculated risk yesterday that paid off so well that I must say that I am truly blessed
What was it? You mean the Nova stuff or something else?

Also uhhh... Susu...
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 >>/151/
no the nova stuff was just a way to deplete my basic need to dogpile on someone
> Susu
Despite having less tummy visible than the noemi pic, I would say this is more tummy content due to it featuring less upper stomach and more lower stomach. I will die on this hill
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 >>/152/
You're clearly a tummy exclusivist while I am a tummy inclusivist. We are not the same.
Though that Susu is more of an ass shaking content than anything tbh.
> my basic need to dogpile on someone
Damn your Maslov's hierarchy of needs is SCREWED neko...

I like this new saya, that song is nostalgic to me for some reason.
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Good morning enders.

Whilst eating my breakfast I caught up on the last 40 minutes of the tenshi stream after we left.

Amazingly, there was no funny moments a round after we stopped chatting. Cuhrazyyyyy.

Only interesting part was Tenshi saying she's got less than £600 in her bank account, which is crazy because she said she got paid by twitch yesterday and she has 500 subs, so thats £1200 a month not even counting donations or other incomes. She did say she pays £100 to £200 for editing her youtube videos, which just looking at her channel they're getting 1.5k views on a good day, so that is not a great investment.

Alas.
 >>/151/
I'm gonna put down agreements, this is an ass shaking tok, not a tummy tok.
 >>/152/
We all have this need, and bullying a guy that's better than us at valorant (and 6'6 and fucking JACKED) is a good way to use it up. It's like david and goliath, except Nova is goliath.
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is this the first /germ/ on /neko/?
I think it is.


Tried to download the tenshi stream to clip from it, went well, downloaded the chat as a json, went to render it out, and it filled my fucking HDD with a 60gb file, very cool. Didn't finish encoding either because it needed to consume even more space.
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 >>/154/
> Good morning enders.
Is this reference to my favorite movie (Ender's game (2013))?????
Good morning :) I hope life is wonderful for you today.
> there was no funny moments a round after we stopped chatting
Did not expect anything else.
> Tenshi saying she's got less than £600 in her bank account
Is she living alone or with her rents?
Also that is pretty bad but I guess it's a normal thing, like I've seen people be out of their paycheck a week after it clears in some of my jobs (no idea how they survive)
> 6'6 and fucking JACKED
Acabou, I have been mogged again...
 >>/155/
> Today I will cook food and then barely eat any of it 
What's your wait at this point neko? Do you still have any fat to get rid of or are you just doing it for fun?
 >>/156/
> You make food. I eat it.
Truly I am the best neko then. I make food and I eat it. The best of both worlds.
I am so lucky (attachment reference) to be the coveted (by women) Chadneko.
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 >>/157/
> went to render it out, and it filled my fucking HDD with a 60gb file, very cool.
Did you try to render the whole stream at once? That's a newbie mistake, you should else cut it down first in the editing software or use ffmpeg for 8 hour edits.
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 >>/159/
No, I used #claude and it seems it's a common issue with this way of downloading chat. I've clipped the size down, and even when I was purely downloading a 2 hour segment of chat it still rendered massively.

This render is smaller and seems to be fine on size.
 >>/158/
> living alone or with her rents
yeah she lives with her parents, so I don't know where her money is going. I sincerely hope she isn't paying £100 to £200 per video because if she is, thats why she has 0 savings, she's paying an arm and a leg for videos that dont perform well.
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 >>/158/
> What's your weight at this point?
73.0 in my underwear before having eaten, shitten, drinken or anything else like that today
I have plenty of fat left (read: delusions) that I can get rid of
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 >>/162/
Endchan has dice. Put "dice" (without quotes) in the email field of your post.

You can also specify (without quotes):

1st number: how many dice (from 1-100)
if you want to change the number of sides then add a "d"
2nd number: how many sides all die have (from 2-100)
if you want to modify the final roll then then add a "+" or "-"
3rd number: modifier that is added to the roll result, for example "18" (from -1000 to 1000)
for example: "dice 2d20" (without quotes in the email field of the post) to roll 2x 20-sided dice

https://endchan.org/.static/posting.html
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Rolled 1, 5, 1, 12 = 19 (4d20) >>/163/
Thank you neko. I think this is how it works on 4chan's /tg/ board too, but I've never used the dice command over there because I was scared everyone would see my hellokittysuperfan2003 email address.

Rolling for pushups today (arms feeling better)
Rolled 12, 1, 17, 10 = 40 (4d20)Rolling for donuts.
 >>/165/
Uhhhh... double it and give it to the next guy... or the mystery box?
But yeah, I can do 57, I'll take that.
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 >>/160/
> #claude 
No idea how that works, but I'm glad it worked out for you :)
> I sincerely hope she isn't paying £100 to £200 per video
I've just watched a 2 minute snippet out of 8 minute video of tenshi (it was brutal, I will not subject myself to more) and I can understand why it would be like 100£ per video (it probably takes a fair bit of editing), but then, why in the holy goddamn is she even doing those if they're like 2k views? This has to be clearly a vanity project, because I cannot imagine pissing away money like that, you else do the editing yourself at that viewership, or not do it at all.
> 3 days after posting this video my twitch got hacked and I lost £1184 WHAT THE HECKKKK
Top comment by tenshi on that video LMAO
 >>/164/
 >>/166/
> he's got bottom roll for pushups but top roll for donuts
NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR, we're not losing weight with those rolls... Acabou...
I'm rewatching the tenshi stream to clip it together, and it's still just as fucking funny the next day.
> "Who is this chaz princeton guy?"
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Also I would roll for something but today is going to be the same day as yesterday I think. As in I'm doing pullups till I can't, which yesterday turned out to be like 7 series of 7 over the day, today probably more since I'm hopefully not being so FUCKING LAZY.
 >>/163/
Any way to make the media not open on full sound? I know 4chan has an extension but here I've got no idea and I didn't feel like making an account to check if there's something like that. Yea I've just noticed that the ruru I've posted is literally earsplitting, uhhh, I've got more, lemme just find some :)
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 >>/169/
> Any way to make the media not open on full sound?
also no clue, perhaps you can do it in the global settings on endchan or if you use the magrathea branch you might be able to? dunno
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Crazy how if I open my instagram account and check the stories posted by people I have followed through the years, I would get a mix of cute bonis and footage of people being bombed in other countries
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 >>/170/
Lmao, it is absolutely broke on chrome you're right, that's so funny. First time I'm seeing something run well on firefox but completely and utterly get dumped on chrome.
Btw, it's the same way in tikwm, no problems when it comes to me downloading, it also gets crunched the same way.
FFMPEG refuses it as input, I'll try something else maybe later. It's so cursed lol.
 >>/171/
Yea I was trying to find something but unsuccessfully, there's like no settings even with an account, and no extensions that I can find. Most probably I would have to write my own tampermonkey script or something which I'm way too lazy to do rn.
Best madoka tok? Maybe :3
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 >>/173/
> no extensions
if youre on chrome you can use Volume Master, it lets you set volume levels for specific tabs and you can just turn your endchan tab down
> Best madoka tok?
Best madoka (the cosplayer) tok? Mayhaps
Best madoka (the cosplay) tok? Nyat even close
 >>/161/
I totally 100% forgot I wanted to respond.
Well that's like my lowest weight and I still could've theoretically went lower but there wasn't much fat to get rid off. I mean there was some but it was getting excessively hard to get it off.
So yeah, I think you could still maybe but you need to update me on if it was worth it to try for single digits bodyfat.
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 >>/175/
If you were 73 then you were way skinnier than I am now
Im not so concerned with bf percentages, I am gonna keep going until I feel like shit or I dont look like shit, whichever comes first but thats considering I am already skinny, I am just hypercritical
Just ate some herring on toast. BWOAH I feel my ancestral VRIL return to my body as I consume fish that has been in vinegar
I cut the tenshi stream down into every chat message we sent, every funny moment and it's 21 minutes long. A little over 1gb large.

Yes, I have just spent nearly 2 and a half hours doing this...
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 >>/174/
> Best madoka (the cosplay) tok? Nyat even close
Yea okay buddy, that's incendiary language and you know it.
Also obviously the best madoka cosplay comes from the cosplayer that has madoka in her name, there's no competition, it's logical, noone can best her.
Attaching proof.
 >>/176/
> If you were 73 then you were way skinnier than I am now
Actually I still got the stomach pouch at that weight still, very slight but yea. It's literally probably going to be the last thing that I ever do, get rid of that thing somehow while cutting.
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It's been over 48 hours since I last used #claude
I'm going fucking INSANEEEEEEE


I need to ask claude pointless shit I need to spam a thread with AI generated essays I need to use AI I need to I need to E=MC^2+AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SAVE ME CLAUDE-SAMA.
 >>/175/
> Well that's like my lowest weight
My lowest weight as 9 and a half pounds (at birth)
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 >>/177/
> 21 minutes long
You could probably fit it into a post here, it's 350mb max.
> Yes, I have just spent nearly 2 and a half hours doing this...
It happens, I've recently spent 6 hours on writing 20 lines of code. Yea... It wasn't the most productive time for me...
 >>/176/
> Just ate some herring on toast
Now I can relate (I have consumed my dinner) (actually cannot relate, I have never ate herring on toast, that sounds dreadful)

Attaching more Susu (it's a complete coincidence it's a tummy tok I swear 😈🤤)
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 >>/179/
> My lowest weight as 9 and a half pounds (at birth)
Shut up. Of course I mean after I have developed fully you BIG DUMB
> It's been over 48 hours since I last used #claude
Yea I don't even remember when was the last time I've used it. Certainly not in the last couple of months after I have filtered all of the claude-posts with css.
> SAVE ME CLAUDE-SAMA
I can be your savior, give me a prompt and I'll paste in chatgpt respons :)

Attaching now I understand... (actually I was understanding the moment she posted it, I just didn't post about it)
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After 90 minutes of podcasts and cooking I am done cooking food that realistically shouldve taken at most 40 minutes if I hadnt decided to LARP a real cook
 >>/180/
> that sounds dreadful
It was great
> tummy tok
decent but too much supernavel and not enough subnavel on display. tsk tsk.
 >>/181/
I really like these two susus. I think it's mostly because I like the audios but the dances flow really well and I like them more than most susus
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 >>/182/
> I hadnt decided to LARP a real cook
I've got fond memories of putting this on https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0 and making some pizza. It's great.
> decent but too much supernavel and not enough subnavel on display. tsk tsk.
You know what? FUCK YOU complainerneko
> I like them more than most susus
I have a few favorites and not exactly by filtered by the amount of skin she's showing, mostly those are the ones where everything is clicking and not only the dance looks great but there's something more to it.
Attaching an example.
 >>/183/
My BH wife 🥰🤤😈
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I have a 100 LB (45kg) grip trainer that I can just barely close with my right and just barely not close with my left
Decent I think, no clue how that fares up against the average
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 >>/186/
> Decent I think, no clue how that fares up against the average
Never trained grip so I'm at 0kg.
Though if you go on that strengthlevel site where people put in their "results" you're probably going to be at beginner, since somehow half of the lifters there can do 11 one-armed pushups :)
 >>/187/
LEWD JOKE BENEATH, CONTENT WARNING
I DO IN NO WAY SUPPORT NOR ENDORSE THE MESSAGE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ
I've finally been convinced to come to Brazil if you know what I mean 😏😏😉
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 >>/187/
> Everyone intelligent loves Brazil.
Any proofs that Emiru is intelligent? Not saying she's not just curious :)
 >>/189/
THIS is what convinced you? Acabou...
 >>/190/
Sounds pretty accurate, I'm pretty sure the growth curve for women is much earlier peaking than for men, and average height is like what, 160?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6W_9SyQv4F4 You guys ever seen this one? The best part about it? The turnabout is named "Turnabout of Adam Malysz" which since none of you probably know, he's a famous Polish ski jumper (was pretty good at his heyday, it's probably a niche sport but I remember being excited as a kid to see him jump)
Since there's no movie movie movie today, how about we synchtube the geowizard kino at movie time?
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 >>/194/
I'm UP (because you let me DOWN)

> nobody cares about that GREAT tok of susu I posted where she uses fans with those ribbon thingies
I see how it is... Truly /neko/ has fallen...
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New clover, and it's a long one too.

Crazy that she actually came back to cosplaying, most times people disappear for like a year, it's over. I guess she really liked Hazbin Hotel.

I still haven't seen it, the trans people at BGC like it, so it must be good.
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 >>/197/
I remember really liking this song 10+ years ago. I'm not into christian rock anymore though.
> new Kay
WE LOVE KAY!!!!
 >>/198/
> it's over
I guess you can say WERE SO FUCKING BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's pretty good actually, like I'm not into clover toks but I can see the artistry.
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 >>/199/
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA look at that ASS bouncing
 >>/200/
Boni is Mikupilled :3 +2

Oh yea I forgot, if you want to check out actual good christian music, Theocracy has insanely good songs. Actually good white metal songs.
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 >>/204/
> we lack a good maeve post here
Funniest thing, I don't have her. Not even one tok.
 >>/205/
Fluffy seems pretty nice I think I'll steal her >:3
I should really not read whatever the fus post on their toks, or for that matter any other comments. They're young, they're going to have retarded takes and I'm just making myself a fool for even thinking that anything smart can be there.
First time I'm seeing a cosplayer from slovakia though, good find neko.

New Ari :)
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 >>/204/
 >>/206/
As the Maeveposting ender, I take full responsibility for the lack of Maeve posts here, and in order to fix this, I will solely post Maeveblueberry today. Which will clearly prove that life is wonderful and that Jay Oma's clients have never broken the law.

New Ari :)
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 >>/207/
>  I will solely post Maeveblueberry today
Good, I don't think I saw a lot of her toks :)
> New Ari :)
Very funny buddy... They might look similar but THEYRE DIFFERENT TOKKERS OKAY?
 >>/203/
I have watched this tok at least 30 times now, it's kino
Also, endchan didnt work for me earlier but I just changed from .net to .org and it was working again. so if it doesnt work for any of you either at some point, try that, I remember that being a thing when .moe died
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Had a dream that I woke up because  of a quiet droning murmur that was ringing through the walls of my room. At first I thought it was my computer that was left running but I got up and looked outside and there I saw not one, not two but like 50 different tornados, some smaller and some decently massive. None of them were on my street but they were all around the place that I live. In the distance I could hear thunder and lightning as well.
June weather, am I right
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This is so funny- This is how the gay /fit/ nekos flirt with each other too-
 >>/211/
I don't think either of those anime characters are laywers... I'm pretty sure they're children...
 >>/212/
> 50 tornados
> thought his computer was running
how loud are your fans
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 >>/210/
Huh, I didn't know that they even have the .net domain too. I was on .org from the start
> it's kino
It's a fun edit but I dunno, I'm not that invested into them. This anime reminds me of a description for Colony ship, everybody is a manipulative psychopath protected by multiple layers of contingency plans. This kind of fits, pretty much every single character is off the rockers.
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 >>/212/
> June weather, am I right
Yea I would take tornadoes over the awful heat I'm having now. I have really bad sleep recently, half and half because of the weather and the nightmares I seem to be having literally every night.
And it's not even peak hot season... I will die...
 >>/213/
> This is how the gay /fit/ nekos flirt with each other too-
SHUT UP. We're not flirting. We're fighting an endless wit battle because we're archenemies. You just wouldn't understand because you have never FOUGHT anyone before.
> I don't think either of those anime characters are laywers
And yet I would win the case... Curious...
> how loud are your fans
He's got that new 3060Ti with a custom fan curve. He's using it as a fan to cool him down during the night.
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 >>/215/
> cool him down during the night.
oh yeah, the 11 degree and torrential rain has me SWEATING. Save me AC-man
 >>/214/
> It's a fun edit but I dunno, I'm not that invested into them.
because you are afraid that you will feel mogged if you watch too much of it. Understandable, given how cool Kaiki Deishuu is and how muscular Arararagi Koyomi is
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 >>/216/
> given how cool Kaiki Deishuu is and how muscular Arararagi Koyomi is
I see, you're Kaikimaxxing today (lying through your teeth)
Also it's Araragi.
> oh yeah, the 11 degree and torrential rain has me SWEATING
You're laughing but whenever there's rain here it doesn't actually get better. Even if it's a few degrees colder the humidity is killing me, not even taking into account that if it rains during evening I can't even open my windows because all the bugs from the general vicinity will get in and ruin my sleep even more.
 >>/217/
> [IMPOSSIBLE]
It's truly impossible though. He's a modern philosopher, a true reneissance man. His videos shalt be studied by generations to come.

They call me Hermit, the Frog :)
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 >>/218/
a top 7 MARINA song was mentioned. lets fucking goooooo.

I am paying 12 nekocoins to pause my maeve only posting for the duration of one tiktok.
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 >>/219/
> top 7 MARINA song
What's the top song if that's only top 7? 
> I am paying 12 nekocoins
He's going into debt again... Acabou...

I think this is my favorite foxy (solo) tok.
Oh in case anyone's interested it was:
88% Introverted
67% iNtiuitive
89% Thinking
64% Prospecting
76% Assertive
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89% Introverted
59% Intuitive
69% Thinking (nice)
76% Prospecting
54% Turbulent (this didn't exist when I originally did the test).

I used to be INTJ, crazy to see that I'm strongly Prospecting instead of Judging now.
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 >>/230/
> 69
Nice
> I used to be INTJ, crazy to see that I'm strongly Prospecting instead of Judging now.
You're just probably in a more uncertain part of your life. Or I guess people just value schedules less and less over their life. I feel like I have much less of a set schedule over time, except for the things that I have to do during the day.
Also I got excessively lazy, I'm literally wasteman incarnate. Cannot say I have a schedule if the schedule is to waste my free time.
 >>/231/
> very funny that we were all INTPs
I was actually expecting it. Not like 100% sure since we do differ, which you can see quite decently on the percentages but yea.
So basically: We're all the same person. Acabou.
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Wasn't expecting this one, it feels like the exact opposite of the answers I gave.
I was an INTP when underage, started getting ENFP very consistently (became a whinyneko) and now this.
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Rekiking be like
> Your personality type is: AGP-T
naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Attaching a tok to show the world who wrote this post
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 >>/235/
Interesting, especially since now with your result there's a trend in posts to go down in intuition towards sensing lol.
It's okay neko, we are still all common nekokind at the end.
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 >>/245/
> 💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Well, that sounds like some bigger problem but oh well. Hopefully they manage to resolve it (preferably without it becoming a tenshi moment)
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 >>/247/
> then leave a song recommendation
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hYqad1zMsDo
from start to about 6:30 it goes hard. it goes hard the rest of the song too but that part is my favourite
I think I am entering my Shakey Graves fanboy stage again, something that hasnt been the case since 2019 when I had been obsessed over him for 2 years and then saw him play live
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 >>/248/
I would never have listened to something like this if you'd not posted it. I enjoyed 'Big in the World' the most of the three songs he played, it was a nice vibe. I can't say I paid too much attention to the lyrics, I just had it in the background as I wrote, but it was nice background music.
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 >>/252/
I already did before you posted. I even already grabbed it before I posted.
My brain just flatlined when it comes to choosing a tok for the post because I was busy with other stuff.
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I remember it now
I was invited by a friend of mine to go to a jazz club and listen to some jazz and when we showed up, it was a private playing by 4 jazz legends just for my 2 friends and I
Very cool. These cats played really good music and then we discussed the recent rise in popularity with jazz amongst the younger audiences at which I said that a possible reason for it was the increase of jazz music in youth-centered media like video games (and mentioned how the mario games sometimes have jazz music in them)
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 >>/254/
> rise in popularity with jazz amongst the younger audiences
Is there any? I mean barring your dream lore, I would imagine jazz is pretty niche at this point.
My dream wasn't really interesting, well it was certainly stimulating but not actually interesting, nothing about tokfus tho anyway.

First radd_catt on neko?????
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 >>/255/
no clue actually, probably just dream lore since the friend who invited me to a jazz club is really jazz interested and knows local/national jazz musicians and I also like jazz
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 >>/256/
Yea probably just something that he would say, if anything I would imagine pop is getting even more popular, choking out others but I guess the niches grow anyway just because of general population increase.
Now that I think about it, there's 0 chance I'm ever going to have a dream about you guys probably. I've had plenty about some online friends though. Mostly because we do VC a fair bit and it's easier to hallucinate a voice inside a dream for me, even if there's no body connected to it than text.
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 >>/258/
I actually did have some dreams about lurking the boards, but that was a long time ago, when I was actually sitting on the boards for most of my free time. Nowadays, I doubt I could even manage to do that.
I don't think I have ever managed to read the same text twice in a dream though so probably not a thing that could happen. It's just excessively difficult for me to have a dream with any writing in it.
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 >>/260/
It's over, he's animebrained, weebpilled, he's never coming back...
It is actually pretty catchy tbh, though you probably like it a whole lot more than me
 >>/264/
imagine you had a mustache like that and you could do the cartoon mustache wiggle
all the grandkids would laugh and be so happy
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 >>/267/
> she's also playing valorant
> the gameplay takes up less than 10% of the total screen
kino. im cancelling the subscription i was gifted to midshi. im an asianbunnyxer now.
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 >>/268/
> the gameplay takes up less than 10% of the total screen
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA, I'm cancelling my 100 swifted for tenshi.
I clicked for like 10 seconds on asianbunny and was over after that, I felt my brain leaking out, probably even more than from watching tenshi
 >>/270/
Is it better than just regular one from your store? I don't think I've ever had non-polish honey so it's hard to judge. Though I did have special honeys (made by the bees on a specific pollen) and I can tell you that linden honey is just wonderful in taste, best one you can buy.
In general local beekeepers are probably a better option if you can get that and afford it. It might be a fair bit more expensive but the quality difference is huge.

Hahaha, imagine having to drink with someone as cute as bubs :3
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 >>/271/
How much did you scrape? I don't really scrape insta much and I do a lot of waiting between requests even when I do so I don't think they will ever catch on.

I just remembered that the BEST TOKBANDO wasn't posted yet, gotta remedy that
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 >>/272/
About equal, its just a slightly different taste (barely noticable) than the one I usually get but it's not a unique taste, I've had similar
> Specialty honeys
had some of those as well, some good and some horrible. Went to this antique event a decent way out of town last year with my dad and one of the beekeepers had his four types of honey. One of them was nice (though not special enough so for my dad or I to consider buying it), two mid and one of them was so incredibly strange that I almost couldnt swallow it. Cant remember what they were extracting pollen from but I hope whatever flower it was goes extinct soon 🙏
 >>/273/
Usually not that much but these past few days I have downloaded about 1200 files, ontop of, due to being too lazy to read the documentation, I have also made way too many excess unneccesary requests as it checks if the files were already downloaded when I ran the script to get whatever was new
> I don't think they will ever catch on.
It has happened once before but it stopped being an annoyance after I didnt run my script for a week or so.
 >>/274/
> if I dressed like this the /nekos/ would laughed me.
we would call you canon and valid I-..

also to the maeveposter have you seen her 2nd acc? she posts nice toks there almost daily
popped up on my fyp @mirtilogameplays
also very kino new noemi also uploaded zamn you guys are snoozeuing
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 >>/276/
> canon and valid i-
I'm NEVER going to live this one down am I? When we're all old grandpanekos you'll still be dogpiling me for a cringe tiktok comment that someone who HACKED MY ACCOUNT POSTED
> maeveposter
thank you, many cute maeves
> very kino new noemi
the black swan cosplay?
@funkyneko
can you weigh in on this, bonald calls it kino, i call it merely good, whats the verdickt?
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 >>/274/
I want to see you try that kind of fit... Uhhhh... It wouldn't be ridiculous at all don't worry Pfffffffffft... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 >>/276/
> I've had similar
Yea multiflower honeys are not exactly that good. They're fine, I would rather take honey over sugar of course but it's not peak.
> one of them was so incredibly strange that I almost couldnt swallow it
There are some that have... Specific taste, maybe you've got one of those like buckwheat honey can be pretty strong, I still like it but it might be acquired taste thing.
I've recommended linden because I don't think you can actually go wrong with it, it's mild but it has a very pleasant taste that you cannot confuse with others. And also it does crystalize into a very nice light paste that is just perfect for making butter&honey sandwiches with. If you get the chance, I recommend it 100%
> instagram
Yea I kind of only scrap funky, ruru before she went dark and that was that pretty much. I didn't have anything set up for like multiple accounts so I wouldn't get past a 100-200 requests even if I tried. Also I do have it set up to download very slowly (with a lot of delay between the files), did you do that?
 >>/277/
> the black swan cosplay?
It's okay. I don't play honkai, or really any gachas so I'm not that big into that stuff. I don't think it's kino but then I wouldn't call most of the toks kino unless they're actually very good so I'm quite selective.

It's raining now, attaching tok for the mood.
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 >>/278/
> I wouldn't get past a 100-200 requests even if I tried. 
Had to scrape all the contents off a new account technically two but for the same purpose
> Also I do have it set up to download very slowly (with a lot of delay between the files), did you do that?
No and I dont know if you can do that with instaloader, it just spams all the requests in sequential order, much to my dismay
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 >>/279/
download from instagram
gallery-dl --cookies-from-browser firefox -o include=stories,highlitghs,posts --sleep-request 15-45 --sleep 2-10 --dest nemuru https://www.instagram.com/nemuru.0/
gallery-dl --cookies-from-browser firefox -o include=stories,highlights,posts --sleep-request 15-45 --sleep 2-10 --dest funkypie https://www.instagram.com/funkypie_piefunky/
Use this thing, it's a cli tool but I think you can gather how it works. If I wanted I would put it in a batch script to scrap a lot more accounts but I'm lazy.
Oh yea if you want to download reels it's the same command but for example https://www.instagram.com/funkypie_piefunky/reels/
Also you can probably delete a bunch of stuff from the command since I literally include everything they post which... If somebody doesn't post anything interesting in stories or highlights might be just noise (it's actually noise to me but too lazy to change it.

RUDE GIRL ALERT
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 >>/281/
you typod highlights in the nemuru command so you might miss out on some stuff there
I dont use gallery-dl but if its better (and more intuitive than instaloader (proper shite)) then I might swap over to it if I need to scrape more  instaloader is so ridiculously gobshite whenever you run a new "scan" to download stuff it goes down the line on every post theyve ever made and check once again if it has already downloaded it, even with a flag saying "only since last scan". ends up being like 20 requests where it checks the first image, "already downloaded", goes  to the next post, checks the first image, "already downloaded", and so on until it finally goes "ok there are no new posts. lets check highlights (and does that whole cycle for the first 2 images in each highlight), then goes onto stories and downloads the one (1) picture that was uploaded there. ridiculous that it even works at all
thanks
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 >>/282/
Yea about that thing, I have had that typoed for like 4 months lol, I just fixed it for the post since I was copying with the typo from my folder of example commands.
I think gallery-dl might do the same thing but it might not actually be doing a full request or maybe it's doing some magic since it doesn't do the delay between those, could also mean it's not that bad to be doing those kind of requests.
Anyway since it's doing it pretty slowly with the example settings I've posted it shouldn't be a big problem (unless you have way too many IGs to plunder)
you guys automate your downloads? kinda cringe, it's like using #claude

I'm out here, in the mines, downloading by hand. because im too dumb to scrape
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 >>/284/
Not automate but make it a one-click solution instead of doing it manually every time
but thats only for instagram, toks are still manual 2 click solutions for each id
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 >>/284/
> spoiler
I could give you my python code I use to download entire profiles but basically it's the same thing you can find on the cave except it's immensely complicated for no reason (because 1. I'm not exactly that good at coding and 2. I want it to do a lot of stuff that nobody would care about otherwise).
 >>/285/
Yea I dunno, I'm just too lazy to even load up tiktoks site to check, it's actually easier for me to run my script than to do that, even if I end up with a bunch of toks that I will never ever post.
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 >>/287/
> you scrape a bunch of midlets
True, but still I would like to know when funky, ruru, madoka, bubs, saya, acid, ari, arie, shrivix, susu and boni upload, which I would say all of them are great fus actually.
So that's like... 11 profiles that I would like to check daily, which would be a lot of time to open in browser and check for new stuff. Not even counting some of them have multiple accounts. Yea I would rather have it show up in my script.
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 >>/290/
They're like 2 feet tall, that's not manlet uprising, that's just RUDE, they're literal GNOMES.
Also I've finished, great game, kinda short but holy heck if it wasn't fun. I'm thinking about installing The Witness again...
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 >>/292/
Oh no I clicked, did I mess up your lobby?
Also I'm really really really bad at chess. Like haven't played since childhood bad (I remember the rules but that's about it)
 >>/296/
Turns out giving up the rook was my biggest mistake. I actually even knew it was happening so I guess I'm just bad at chess.
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 >>/297/
Now it's time for the villain arc to begin
My friend told me to start learning chess again and try to push a higher elo and I kinda feel like learning openings and all that, it's kinda meditative
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 >>/298/
> Now it's time for the villain arc to begin
I ain't learning chess that's for sure, so my villain arc will be at worst me bragging about beating the witness.
> it's kinda meditative
I just don't feel it, I can have fun watching good players play chess but I understand it only at best at surface level. It's just like playing dota but less fun because I would have to learn about the same amount of knowledge but I wouldn't be able to cope with being bad since it's so similar to an IQ test.
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I can't look at food without spiritually licking my lips and craving it
Opened /int/ and saw a picture of a pizza slice. Almost sent me into a frenzy
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 >>/302/
Kind of had one of those today
Instead of just eating big once at noon, I ate a smaller meal at like 8 pm since I was offered some food
But it has not sated my eternal hunger, even if I felt filled for the four hours preceding
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 >>/303/
> Instead of just eating big once at noon, I ate a smaller meal at like 8 pm since I was offered some food
That's not a cheat day... If you still feel hungry during a cheat day as in a day where you should've at least met your tdee then it definitely wasn't a cheat day.

Relatable tok >:3
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 >>/304/
one of these days I will consume an entire village worth of food and it will be glorious
I cant wait to go back to eating whenever I feel like it and the portion size my heart tells me to not go for
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 >>/305/
> he's going to be yoyo effect incarnate
ACABOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No but actually I think you might be starving yourself a bit too much and while you're probably losing faster it is definitely not healthy. Especially since gradual change is much easier on the mental both ways (going from normal to cut, as well as going from cut to normal)
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 >>/306/
> I think you might be starving yourself a bit too much and while you're probably losing faster it is definitely not healthy.
get the cool xuxa
get the coool
get the cool xuxa
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 >>/308/
Ok BUDDY, but I'm not responsible for your DEATH also if you die I win, and I don't think you'd want that
> get the cool xuxa
But she's clearly singing get de kul szusza :3
 >>/309/
He's losing it help him somebody!!! If you don't know it's a post on nekochen
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 >>/311/
yeah I saw the post
i just reposted the shark tok because tubarão means shark and the funkysound was about sharks :3
I cant remember if boni ever made a tubarão tok
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 >>/313/
I never knew it was about sharks lol. Didn't try to translate it or anything.
> I cant remember if boni ever made a tubarão tok
I could check but it's very late and I should be sleeping now, so instead I'll bide you goodnight my fellow archenemy. Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite :3
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 >>/312/
> Expected nothing and still got disappointed...
 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
jk
[/spoiler]FUCK YOU[/spoiler]
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 >>/315/
Yea? FUCK YOU TOO, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Also I've checked actually before going to sleep, boni does not have a tok with that audio.
This girl does though, I've got no idea who that is or why do I even have any of her toks. Do not ask me.
 >>/307/
kinda funny how there has genuinely no conversation on nekochen since we left.
all that's left is nekomin spamming reposted from megu toks, and the occasionally random question
 >>/318/
I think the megu poster is the tadpole that showed up like 2 weeks ago, followed the streams and went "yeah Im the meguposter" as if anyone had seen a megu post in months
speaking of tadpoles, I saw two frogs jumping about in the woods yesterday. Would wager that those had been around for longer than the other guys have
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This tok is a triple threat
+good dance
+great tummy
+has a tiktok audio that is related to the United Kingdom's future of rejoining the EU next year after a labour government landslide majority where we'll be forced to adopt the euro and bend the knee to the blue flag with yellow stars (probably not even a bad thing at this point)
snoozeu? nah, im not sleeping on this.
 >>/319/
What kind of man goes to a dead website and decides to Megupost?

I've got it, there's the parody
instead of Europapa, it's Meguposta, Meguposta. except all the other lyrics are in dutch, so thats as far as that one will go.
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 >>/318/
> tadpoles no longer have a community to troll
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
Not my problem
That's just not my problem


 >>/317/
> he hasn't posted the new boni
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
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 >>/320/
I've figured it out, when we watch Madoka, in preparation for the new movie, it can be

'Welkom to Madoka,
Watch it till it's over
Madoka-ka, Madoka-ka.=
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 >>/323/
But I was asleep, and since 316 have not posted until now (well, I have seen 317, but at 18 I was already in bed)
You have been misled, bamboozled, japed on.
> saving it for today
Thanks :3
 >>/318/
Funny thing, whenever I see "random question" and if it's actually not just somebody screaming that they're new I do feel a tinge of sadness, but I've decided I will not post and I'm sticking to it. Shitpost or not.
> no conversation on nekochen since we left
I mean there were some but they're even more disconnected than when we miss each others post because of the auto thread refresh delay lol.
 >>/320/  >>/321/  >>/322/
I don't want to write a whole thesis on the state of chen but I appreciate those toks so I'll give you (you)'s :3

I think radd turned off or at least reduced the filter in some of the toks, funny thing? She's pretty cute anyway, and slapping a filter on her face makes it kind of unnatural looking imo.
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 >>/325/
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
I am glad I did that experimental test to find out you cannot do text manipulation across newlines
They will laughed at me but I did it for the people. When the day comes, they will recognise my sacrifice. Just like post  >>/55554/
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Ah yes, tiktok is not clearing metadata again... Which is fine idrc but could you also RECONVERT the TOKS so I don't get an invalid color range you FUCKERS. This is btw the same thing as in  >>/169/  >>/170/ but this time on hevc toks so I will have to fix it because I just refuse to post hevc. (7381858366693428512 if you want to take a looksie)
 >>/325/
 >>/326/
I thought it was artistic license but since you have admitted to the mistake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Actually it doesn't look that bad.
Does it also unspoil
the spoilers?
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 >>/328/
I have been doing spoilers like that since the beginning. Though 
 tags
might be special 

Attaching me losing my mind with ffmpeg color range conversions.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING BAZONKAS HELP ME HELP HIM WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM FFMPEG
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 >>/330/
Nya~ha~ha~ha~ha~>:3
I know but I was RUDE enough to not correct you 😈😈😈 Yea they do call me mephistoneko for a reason 😈
It's okay though, we all do a little of not reading the help page.
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Weighed myself this morning, 71.3 kg post pee but with yesterdays dinner still lurking in the depths
I think I have weighed this little once before within the last 10 years and if I hit 70 or even the 60s, thats a new record
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> wake up
> new reki
> it says g'morning
yep, she says it's gonna be a good morning so the last... 30 minutes of my morning will shirley be good.

life is wonderful
etc etc
I need a new thing to say, ironically by always calling life wonderful, I have stripped the phrase of it's wonder and it's moxie and its whimsy.

Life is.... Hella Weird.
 >>/329/
one of the best snoozeus, no tummy, no ass shaking, just pure SOVL (soul is written with a V for Vendetta)
 >>/335/
> She likes my watch and my crop top and my fursona
I say these things irl too, just like audio
t. funkyposter
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 >>/334/
> 60s
I would be genuinely afraid for my life at this point. Good luck with that... I've been hovering around 85-86 for over a week now, 85.6 this morning.
 >>/335/
> I have stripped the phrase of it's wonder and it's moxie and its whimsy
I dunno, for me whenever you say that I actually imagine that your life is wonderful. But then I just cannot say things like that unironically, my life is mostly shite and no amount of self-affirmation would change it. I just cannot honestly believe in things that are patently untrue.
> SOVL
So fvcking zased...
 >>/337/
> funkyposter
> doesn't post funky
What a thinly veiled provocation.
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 >>/340/
I don't mind them, but then she is most probably one of those girls that would be like that when seeing men in vidya and would tell you to cover your eyes when there's any part of booba/awooga in it.
If she's fine with both (men looking at vidya women, women looking at vidya men) then it's all fine by me.
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 >>/342/
But I like the tall trees, they're nice, big, they give shade. Trees are friends :3
(I'm a newneko I don't know oldneko references) (I almost forgot this one)
 >>/344/
Yea? Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table because I ain't got all day.
 >>/345/
She actually probably is.
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As a follow up to the "people can't be stupid enough to pick up their dogshit and then toss the bag back into the bushes... right?" discussion we had
As you can see clearly in the image, this is less than a meter from the gravel path and on top of that, there are about 3 trash cans specifically erected for people to throw their dogshit into, which are all within 450 meters in any direction (that you have to pass to get out of the forest)

On an unrelated note, I read a news headline and apparently the criminal gangs have now infiltrated the sale of strawberries. Acabou
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 >>/347/
> pic
Yeap, you live with literal RETARDS around. Don't worry though, I saw a whole monitor (DELL) just laying there right next to the sidewalk. Just throwing it into the random trash can and not utilizing it would be easier than driving to where it was laying. It wasn't even like "hidden" or something, it's next to a big store and a sidewalk that is pretty often used. Oh yea and the store that it was lying next to? You could utilize it in there, next one that you could utilize it in? About 100m further down the road.
> criminal gangs have now infiltrated the sale of strawberries
IM AWAKE. Not the strawberries... Unironically acabou (I love strawberries)
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Despite sleeping like 9 hours a night, I have developed faint purple rings under my eyes. I have begun my transformation into Kaiki Deishuu
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Slightly off topic :)

It so happened that my sister found an interesting neko here, and recently got married ^_^
(Moderator, don't troll!!!)
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 >>/350/
> I have begun my transformation into Kaiki Deishuu
I thought you were always Kaiki Deishuu, since you're a liar, scoundrel and a cheat 😈
 >>/351/
Damn, he had to be very good in bed!))) Unrelatable.

New susu :)
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 >>/355/
SO MANY FATTIES MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEES
> I'm about to WIN BIG
Yea, really BIG, a WHALE'S share of a prize
> elf maiden gf
From the pictures, I think some of those might've been a product of supernatural evolution of crossbreeding with an ogre

Attaching so you know who the fathater neko is
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 >>/356/
A fat girl can learn to not be fat.
But a non-cosplayer can never learn to cosplay.

-Ancient chinese proverb

Attaching so you know who the fatlover neko is
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 >>/357/
> A fat girl can learn to not be fat.
Any examples? If anything a thin girl can learn to be fat (look: bonbi)
I've got a better proverb for you:
Round as a full moon
She cannot stop stuffing mouth
Stop trying to fix
(Ancient chinese proverb circa 540 AD by Shi Tu Fat)

Attaching to confirm my identity once again
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> Shi Tu Fat
Okay this laughed me.
And then, a minute later, this youtube short showed up whilst I was doomscrolling, about a fat cosplayer girl.

I know google is in my walls watching me post, but this is too obvious even for me...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JxDrW6YGCIA
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 >>/359/
> Okay this laughed me.
The funniest thing, I've actually tried to write a haiku there (badly), that's why it took me that long (and you got laughed by the part that took me like 2 seconds to come up with).
> I know google is in my walls watching me post
Youtube knows that I would hate it so it only serves me cute thin girls to bait me into clicking. Or buff dudes picking up cute girls (goals)
Also I know this one, probably one of my friends sent it a while ago (they also are fathaters, probably even more than me)
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 >>/361/
It's okay, when it's a good haiku you can tell it is a haiku, same goes for an alexandrine (13-syllable verse) which is actually pretty famous here because of a Polish epic written in it.
> /neko/ has a SERIOUS problem with eurocentrism and im tired of it
But haikus are from Japan...
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TENSHI IS STREAMING!!! I actually don't care and will continue wrestling with ffmpeg
From what I've gathered the original video is getting oversaturated by players because the flags are wrong or someone made a big fucky wucky somewhere in the tiktok hq and I don't have the arcane knowledge to unfuck it.
endchan is giving me a cloudflare 502 gateway error when I go on .org but now .net works
strange
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.net started working 3 minutes later when I spammed the refresh button just because I could
arrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhh IM TURNING INTO AN INCEL BY THE SECOND SAVE ME NETWORK MAN
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 >>/365/
Pretty strange but nobody knows how their endpoint structure works.
 >>/366/
> SAVE ME NETWORK MAN
Sadly my knowledge of networks is at best rudimentary... But I really hope it stops being doodoo for you because I'll be big sad :(

Old germ because why not :3
noemi aka the worlds most uninteresting streamer (followed by Mr. Chaz) is live as of 45 seconds ago
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trying out Hears of Iron 4.
kinda mid ngl.
been stuck in WW2 for 5 years, nobody made ground in like 3 years.
Finland Solo'd the Soviet Union.
The british overthrew Mussolini and installed a democratic government and have been trying to invade Yugoslavia for like 3 years, but me, yugos and romania are buddies so we're fighting them... for some reason.

finland big
 >>/371/
france is communist
australia and canada both completely cut ties with the UK
japan became democratic
germany's nazi regime was overthrown by a monarchist uprising, Kaiser Wilheim II got brought back for round 2.
Poland, Germany, Finland (and originally Italy) are called the 'Central Allies' and have been fighting a 2 front war since it began and aren't losing.

ugh, what could've BEEN....
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 >>/370/
Poland stronk we war you.
HoI and map painters in general are for turboautists, personally I think Stellaris is much more fun, less being railroaded or having to fight the game by abusing all the mechanics possible and more having fun roleplaying as whatever you want.
 >>/374/
I've got 250 hours in stellaris.... which is nothing compared to the 2500 and 500 hours i've got in the crusader kings games..

I just get so bored of Stellaris by the mid game, once the map is fully taken, and you have to do wars, it slows way the fuck down and I'm not a fan. I like the exploration, I like first contact, I like the early game a lot.
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> finland becomes facist
> renames themselves to "white finland"
lmao this game is so funny and valid. i-
 >>/376/
I've only ever played CIV IV beyond the swored :D
I've got V on steam but I think I've played it for like 3 hours total...
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 >>/377/
The first day I got CIV 5 I played a 25 hour marathon, only getting up to eat once and piss. One day a few years later, Epic Games gave out CIV 6 for free and I had a similarly lengthed marathon on that game
Great games
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 >>/375/
I've got like 2k in eu3 probably and maybe a few hundo in eu4. Dunno about stellaris but I think I broke a thousand, mostly solo play though and eu3 was a lot of multiplayer fun with friends so it's different.
> it slows way the fuck down and I'm not a fan
But that's the same for all map painters pretty much, at least when it comes to this one I can have more fun with playing tall imo.
 >>/376/
I have played civ like... 2 times and not even thoroughly, I can't get into 4Xs.

I'm losing the battle with ffmpeg, this is all I've got so far (original (hevc), just changed the flag and converted to h264, tried squishing the luminosity curve so it looks like the original but I dunno why it doesn't work like advertised)
> Natural cubic spline using a piece-wise cubic polynomial that is twice continuously differentiable.
JC they just drop a thing like that in the documentation and expect anyone to know wtf is going on
 >>/381/
Right one is original (1st), left one is 2nd, but it's much more visible on my monitor I think or maybe our codecs don't match up because the 2nd one looks much more washed out on my screen than on your screenshot.
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Or maybe I'm just losing it at this point. Anyway I'll plink away at it maybe a little more but you all should give me your opinion on what you would prefer (as in 2nd or 3rd since I ain't posting more hevc)
Oh oh oh I get it I've actually read the documentation and understand wtf is going on and why does it go bazonkers on the video, I'll try out a few ideas
it's 1948, i haven't had my troops fight a battle in over 5 years, the war still rages on.

i've just been tabbed out waiting for it to be over and it's never over.
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Right now I am finally getting an answer to one of the biggest questions I had during my childhood: How you get a ship into a glass bottle.
The guy in the video starts talking about how he got into building ships in bottles and this is the way he phrases is
> I've been hitting the bottle for about 22 years now
HAHAH
nevermind, i found the same video you're watching. unless there's another old guy called jim that makes the same joke
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 >>/387/
My theory was that they used various long tweezers and stuff to construct it whilst all the parts were on the inside but it turns out that they build a collapsible system for the masts and sails and then pull them up once the fully assembled ship is inside the bottle
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 >>/386/
> I've been hitting the bottle for about 22 years now
So it's an alcoholic magic. I never found out how to do it but I've been a functioning alcoholic for only like 6 years, not experienced enough :)
> right now I'm at 2980
That's one ship in a bottle made every single day, for over 8 years straight. (Or in the case of Funky Neko, over 8 years gay).

He'll hit 3000 ships made by the end of the year probably, lets gooo
 >>/391/
> Or in the case of Funky Neko, over 8 years gay
You seem to have made a small misspelling, but let me correct it.
You wanted to write "in the case of Boni Neko, over 8 years gay". It's okay, we all make mistakes, don't worry :)
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 >>/395/
Snith is probably pretty good, he's got that micro heavy heroes down to a point.
 >>/396/
Sadly I have no idea what you're talking about. As a certified straightneko, I would never watch a movie like that. Were there liars in that movie or what?
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> stop yanking my hog and go bunk down with those damn sheep
naurrr he just quoted a line verbatim from BBM

Posting a cute girl who doesn't look like a monkey to verify my straight status.
> Had to reinstall tiktok to fix the instant crash bug
> FYP reset.
It's already gotten so so dark....
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 >>/402/
> except for all the things that aren't wonderful
And since everything is wonderful in your life then your life is wonderful. QED.
I remember that tok, I was searching for it once (I cannae remember why though)
 >>/403/
> Why would they keep that on the phone.
its stored in the cache
normally it doesnt get deleted as you uninstall and re-install but it did this time for god knows what reason
I went into the settings once and pressed "Delete all stored cache" on tiktok and my FYP was all local shit for days after that. Grim.
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 >>/405/
> its stored in the cache
That's actually very strange, uncharacteristic of a company that thrives on data collection I would presume.
> all local shit for days after that. Grim.
That would probably be an improvement over my pc fyp... I still get a lot of local stupid shit even though I consistently scroll past it instantly.

Unposted funky? More likely than you think.
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It will probably sound like I'm bragging but it's pretty funny to me. Today while showering I was looking at my legs, which I don't really pay any attention to and I've mistaken a shadow that my quad was casting as a bruise.
Blogpost over and out.
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 >>/408/
Tbh, I don't scroll it a lot, mostly whenever someone mentions it. I don't think I will anymore because it's getting worse instead of better, I've got like a few local midfus but now it's nothing I'm interested in...
Also I've actually got motivation to work on stuff (sometimes) now so doomscrolling clashes with that.
> tokker I follow on instagram reposted an elden ring dlc giveaway
> day later she is one of the two winners
wowzer...
shame it's for a mid game like sleepy ring
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 >>/411/
How the flip do you not know how to light a grill? It's the same as lighting a campfire just easier because you have some additional resources most of the time... Like I've done a campfire with just whatever I could find in the forest plus a lighter, it's not rocket science unless things are wet...
 >>/410/
I have never played any dark souls like (or dark souls for that matter) so I cannot give my honest opinion. Most of them seem decent games (not made for me)
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 >>/413/
> 25 BRITISH POUNDS for THIS
Yea no wonder she's got no swifted on her account...
 >>/414/
My fus don't do that (post new toks). It's raining, humid and very hot. I have trouble thinking which means I'm writing code at a snails pace.
Yea I think I'm not a lifeiswonderfulbro right now...

Jk, attaching a source of endless joy LOL
The script might not be working as intended (because I'm dumb as bricks) but it's still so freaking funny to see the video jump around. I'm amused to no end by the most retarded thing possible.
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I have conjured a very powerful webm.
I think I ironed out most of the bugs, there's still some things I need to fix but it seems to work mostly as intended now which is absolutely fantastic.
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Speeding is fun and none of you can convince me otherwise
> B-but Bonineko, speeding increases the risk you are involved in an injury
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
> B-but Bonineko, speeding is against the law? I thought you KNEW the law???
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
 >>/418/
this audio is the best tiktok audio in months and i will fight any of you on this

(i am 3 weight classes above you, it wouldn't be fair)
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Did you go to a BBQ? I can't think of any other reason why a Grill would be involved.

If so, what is your favourite BBQ main and side?

The side for me is always gonna be Tuna Pasta, I could devour a bowl of the Tuna Pasta my mum makes.
As for mains? Hmmm, I've gotta go with some kind of chicken, not a big burger guy. I'm just a big guy. UUUU.
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 >>/422/
Midsommar celebration with grilled food
> favourite main and side
no idea, I don't know where the divide for main and side goes nor have I put much thought into it
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 >>/423/
> he liked the film so much he went to an irl meetup about it
neko it was a24slop... it's not worth speeding (illegal, jay oma would hate you) to LARP about being swedish and killing yourself at 72
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 >>/424/
> it's not worth speeding 
I sped both ways just because I like it so much.
Convertible dropped,
Enjoying the breeze.
> illegal
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
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> pick me up
> "depends"
depends on if you're a buff and cool chad. should serve as good inspiration for the Funkald neko in his anime journey to work out enough to pick up cosplayers, this one being Noemi, a relatively easy one to pick up (she is very thin)

Good morning /nekos/

I woke up before 9am for once, what a difference sleeping with the blind and being awoken by god's natural alarm clock does. I am already high on energy and ready to FUCK LIFE.
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 >>/425/
> I sped both ways just because I like it so much.
You're a menace to society.
 >>/426/
You stole her jacket and didn't return it? Neko... That's going a little too far...
It would be pretty funny if it was hers.
 >>/427/
Good morning neko :)
> buff
Fits more or less
> cool chad
Yea it's over. Acabou. Can't work out my face (or my social skills).
My anime arc will never be fullfilled...
Tbh the only reason she wrote depends is because she would love to be picked up by a guy like that Jujutsu Kaisen cosplayer. 
I went to sleep at midnight and slept till 10 anyway. Well at least today it isn't too warm to think :)

Funny thing, susu looks like a younger version of a women I knew in one of my jobs. She also was a dancer in her uni age.
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Yea I think I'm actually losing the battle. It's just too convenient to ask AI about how to write something (easy) and it spits out example code that you can just modify to suit your needs. It might be just regurgitated stackexchange but it's actually faster than searching through the web.
 >>/431/
> second attachment
Relatable (I flex in front of mirror at least for 5 minutes daily 😎💪💪💪)
 >>/432/
It's ironic because search engines in recent months have become so hard to use due to an influx of AI shit filling the front page to answer any query you put into google.
 >>/433/
Yea it's awful, thankfully for the regular queries that I do it's not that bad.
Asking something that a normal person would want to know like "is grapefruit healthy" will probably border with impossibility soon.
I've tried searching for "can vapes trigger smoke alarms" in my native last week and the first 2 or 3 "articles" in my native were all AI generated. I basically don't click the links anymore unless I know the site which since everybody is probably doing it will create a very bad feedback loop.
 >>/435/
Why is she wearing a bucket on her head? She's so silly-
 >>/434/
Eventually the world will get sick of #claudeposting and simply ban it from showing up in search engines.

I heard from a podcast yesterday that we've basically hit peak LLM usefulness for answering questions, because they've already figured out how to scrape the internet, and it's not like the internet is going to get more informative over the years, there'll still be just as much retarded shit as normal, and all the AIs do is average out the shit of results.
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 >>/436/
> simply ban it from showing up in search engines
The ones developing AIs are the ones that own search engines, they are not taking it anywhere
> peak LLM usefullness, already figured out how to scrape the internet
and now imagine when it hallucinates shit answers and those show up on the internet. It's just poisoning its own data set over time
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 >>/435/
Yea? I will create a time-travelling AI then to flood it with slop. You will NOT escape the AI SLOP!
Funny Boni :3
 >>/436/
> Eventually the world will get sick of #claudeposting
I don't think they will. It being the gimmick on a site for cat appreciators is one thing but AI devs will try to make it harder and harder to detect when trying to chase the accuracy of output.
I feel like it's a losing battle, in which everybody loses because LLMs will not really get better and we will get worse at detecting them.
 >>/437/
> It's just poisoning its own data set over time
I really hope nobody is dumb enough to try and teach it on modern dataset, but that's wishful thinking.
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On a completely different note, what's with people naming their daughters Blueberry here? For 25 years I have known 0 people named like that and suddenly in the last 5 I've met 2 and I just heard of third.
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 >>/442/
The adonis belt is kind of already there, not much but its there due to my obliques and all that
I mean that just beneath where my lower obliques insterts are, my hip bones are starting to protrude the skin slightly
Couldnt find any good pictures but the red lines in the first one kind of shows where they are and the 2nd one kind of shows roughly what I mean by it
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 >>/443/
For some reason I've got a lot of muscles there already (and a fair bit of fat too) so it's hard to tell but yea I get it. I can see my own slightly too I guess?
Though I have been thin enough before for them to actually protrude so it's nothing to write home about.
 >>/444/
PAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ✋✋✋✋✋✋
> I'll put on a movie in 33 minutes
I'll be there :)
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> streamed paris
> perfected it first try
> stream was fine

> got nervous on sapienza
> misrouted
> got spotted
> stream died seconds before it happened
yeah, i think the lifetime of my streams depends on me being the SA/SO no knockout GOD that i know i can be.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=B5GnEFC-CnY

this song (played on the hitman stream)
is so fucking kino.

RITORNA A ME I'm begging you come back to me
RITORNA A ME I follow you, I'm watching you
RITORNA A ME Come back to me or I will find 47 ways to make you mine

*gets shot twice in the back, dragged and hidden in a box, authorities ruled it an accident*

I'm gonna fix my internet. I genuinely enjoy streaming hitman so much, it would be nice to have a backup plan for whenever I am rotmaxxing.
> just saw my dad fully passed out sitting on the toilet
I went to grab a drink, 3 minutes later he's gone to the toilet, sat down and fallen asleep, pants down, door wide open

At this stage of drinking don't you just seriously consider you might be drinking too much? Noooo, definitely not.
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 >>/461/
> Thoughts? Opinions?
Clearly made a Kaiki fan (cheat, scoundrel, liar, the worst kind of person). Pretty funny for the most part though, I definitely agree that Rarabuggy should be IN PRISON.
 >>/462/
> sat down and fallen asleep, pants down, door wide open
I never understood how you can fall asleep on the toilet, but
> At this stage of drinking don't you just seriously consider you might be drinking too much
I don't think it's just alcohol, it's kind of an old people thing imo. My dad can fall asleep easily in an armchair in front of tv, while I couldn't unless I was insanely tired and in general I just don't fall asleep in sitting positions because they're too uncomfortable. Though I do think he should be definitely mindful to not do that because it's stupid and makes it a bigger problem.
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I had a post I wanted to make but I forgot all about it 
In slightly more positive news, one of the brazilians I follow made a youtube channel where she is now uploading videos of her talking about life which means more content for me
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good morning /nekos/
im gonna be more positive, sorry for being such a negative nancy, a debbie downer, and a cringy cindy
 >>/464/
You're right, as usual, its probably an old person thing. I'm just looking for the worst in people. Ahhh, I shouldn't let tiny little things live rent free in my mind.
but enough about Bonald's height-
 >>/463/
I went through stages, thinking it was susu, then she started dancing and it wasn't. Then I thought it looked like Arie. Now I'm not sure.
All I know is that is NOT the girl that I would be generous AND HANDSOME to.
 >>/466/
What if it was the funniest neko post of all time and you just forgot? It'll never go in the book of bad posts...
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 >>/467/
> I shouldn't let tiny little things live rent free in my mind.
but enough about Bonald's height-
> I shouldn't let tiny little things live rent free in my mind.
but enough about Bonald's height-
< I shouldn't let tiny little things live rent free in my mind.
but enough about Bonald's height-
> I shouldn't let tiny little things live rent free in my mind.
but enough about Bonald's height-
you are BANNED from my birthday party
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 >>/467/
> its probably an old person thing. I'm just looking for the worst in people.
I'm not saying he's blameless, he should try and not fall the heck asleep on the toilet... But yea, it's a part of it.
> I shouldn't let tiny little things live rent free in my mind.
That's also true, I do not think you can change him. It's like in monogatari, he can only help himself.
 >>/468/
> you are BANNED from my birthday party
NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR, he banned everyone from the birthday party... Acabou, it's goint to be a one person celebration.
 >>/471/
The short answer is no. The long answer is RUDE  NO

Rare funky (click fast)
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I totally forgot, we're making it nekos. Today I got 86.9kg (nice) when I weighed myself in the morning. 95kg this year? (and then cut to 90)
theres no way nobody commented on the SPAS part
isnt that word giga offensive to people in the UK?
 >>/486/
Oh, I was expecting a big banan.
Anyway I replied to you but I guess you left by that point:
"Tbh that would actually make some sense, if not for me having 4.5k peak rating"
What message was deleted?

It was fun to stream again. 

TOMORROW: PRINCE OF EGYPT
TUESDAY: TREASURE PLANET
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 >>/488/
> also peak rating is cope and you know it
Well, realistically I play at like 3-3.5k level now. I just refuse to queue outside of party so it's w/e.
Tbh if you say I play at 2k level? Yea sure, that's my rating and I don't really care, as long as I get easy matches most of the time.
It is pretty funny though because I've got one guy that plays at his rating (about 4.5k), me, and 3 people that are at 2k-3k that were much lower before the reset. I wonder if I actually gotten much worse or if I donated mmr somehow, if that's even possible.

Attaching to confirm my identity
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 >>/473/
I have been trying to remember which bonitok has this audio on-and-off for 12 hours and I cant remember which one it is
I know exactly how she looks, her facial expressions and all that in the tok, I just cannot remember which one it is nor find it
I am going MAD
Life is wonderful 
Tenshi is sine
I am single
It is summer and I'm sweating like a dog in summer
she is moaning novas name saying "thats my duo" because he whipped out the gamer chair and is carrying harder than ever
> I AM HITTING IMMORTAL THREE TONIGHT. TOO NITE. TWO KNIGHT.
< ragequits after a loss
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Don't forget to submit your ballot for the July 4th General Dictatorial Election and receive your "I Voted" pin to show off your allegiance to the one true dictator! Three available designs so you can mix and match to your heart's desires!
 >>/507/
this is unfair, you know acid doesn't have an instagram so I can't get good pictures.

this election has been rigged since the very start 😡
 >>/508/
Naurrrr Nova not even top 3 on rebound (winrate) list... Acabou...
 >>/475/
Wait a second... Did you just straight up convert it or did you add the commands I've been talking about? Because my ffmpeg craps itself on the original of this one.
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I just... converted it? I must admit I've zoned out for every post about commands and computer stuff so I have no idea what you've been trying to do, I just converted it using the same way I've always converted things
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rumours are circulating that the Albion party are trying to change their candidate away from Acid, to Tenshi, in the build up for the last 2 weeks of the election campaign...
 >>/513/
> I just converted it using the same way I've always converted things
That's really strange, since my ffmpeg just spits out
"Invalid color range
(bunch of garbage)
Error code -22
Terminating"
And it just doesn't work on most of the recent susu toks (well I know how to fix it now I just haven't gotten to updating my script). What version of ffmpeg have you been using?
 >>/519/
i drag the tiktok onto the file that says _x264 and as long as it's in the same folder as the .exe that says ffmpeg, it always works
:D

hope this helped :D
yeah im sure this didnt help but i am computer illiterate so i can't give you any more information unfortunately, it took someone on 2chen a painful amount of time to even help me figure out how to convert toks
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 >>/521/
Do you know how to open cmd in a folder?
Basically what I wanted is
1. open cmd
2. (type the letter of the drive if it's not on your C drive, like if it's on F, type in F:)
3. type cd folder_path where folder path is for example "C:\my\secret\tokfu\stash\"
4. type in ffmpeg
5. copy the first line (for me it's "ffmpeg version 7.0.1-full_build-www.gyan.dev" and a bunch of garbage after that
 >>/523/
That's wack then, I'll try checking if it doesn't happen on older version because I've upgraded only because whoever (tsuki?) toks were not supported by the older version I was running.
 >>/522/
I am definitely not voting for Tenshi, you better go back to Acid or I'll riot.
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 >>/524/
> all those steps
the real chad's way to open CMD in a folder is to open the folder, press the address bar, type "cmd" and press enter
> thats wack
you might just be using some weird flags in your command that's causing it
 >>/526/
> you might just be using some weird flags in your command that's causing it
Nope, it doesn't work at all, even if I type in "ffmpeg -i tok_id.mp4 output.mp4"
And there's no more basic than that, well, it works when i do -c:v copy but that's not exactly what I want obviously.
Also I was playing with hardware cuda acceleration and it doesn't work with that either, it only works if I change the flag and run it through the processor, it's so strange.
> press the address bar, type "cmd" and press enter
I didn't even know that's a thing. I was always kind of miffed because I have to cd a bunch in windows when for linux I could just open terminal with right click run terminal in any folder I want.
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 >>/529/
Lmao, both of you are running such an old version of ffmpeg.
But I guess it's fine as long as you don't get the corner cases like I do.
Well there's always an option of dropping tsuki from the list of my fus and running an old ffmpeg version but I think I'll actually try to edit my script for once and fix every single stupid issue that has cropped up over time.
Also I can actually crunch saya toks into a manageable bitrate with that hardware codec and it doesn't look that bad (original 80 megs) (well it might look bad if you actually have a 4k screen to watch it at)
 >>/534/
Only long-form content I listen to on youtube is video game video essays, preferably about games I have never played.

I'm waiting on the witcher 3 video... any day now...
 >>/537/
> swedes are getting more right wing
> our resident swede is trying to become an unelected dictator
makes sense
 >>/538/
Wait Boniposter wants to become literal Mr H? I'm definitely voting for him now.
HH (Hulk Hogan) brother.
I've just ruined his chances at election with this one simple trick 😈😈😈
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If you vote for Bonald, I will be taxing at least 5% of all your Nekocoin income but there will be NO taxation on capital gains made from investments on the Grand Neko Stock Exchange!
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 >>/542/
That's okay, I don't post any femboys.  >>/543/
Wait a second, there's a VAT on sending toks and I haven't been paying it?
FEDS WILL NEVER FIND ME, IM JUST NOT GONNA PAY THE TAXES I HATE THE TAXES I HATE THE IRS I HATE THE TAXES
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If you vote for Bonald, I will allow you to command the slaves on an innocent Neko once a year.
If you don't vote for Bonald, I will command to slaves to reap your soul.
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> 500 votes for the indecisive Tenshi/Acidposter
> 1 vote for Bonald
Not my problem
That's just not my problem
I will simply stage a coup.
Malmo, the capital city of Nekoplanet... has fallen... reports say Bonald loyalists drove into the city and seized government buildings.
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> HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
does Boni celebrate pride month? Thought not. She HATES gay people.

Vote for inclusivity this election.
Tomorrow I'll play the dress up game on roblox, then make myself on sims 4 and stream that for 8 hours (500gb of sex mods installed) :D
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Good morning nekos.

I woke up at a decent hour for once, so that's one reason life is wonderful, another is the new acid raahhhhhhhh.

Today I will send some emails.
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 >>/566/
He can't keep getting away with this (trying to mogg me (chincel) even more)
 >>/567/
Barrel rolls are cute? I thought they were METAL AF.

New susu (don't snoozeu on this one) I know he will say it's not tummy content and this time I have to agree, no belly button at all is kinda mid
 >>/568/
because it isnt
even if you could see the entire belly button, thats fucking rib content
DUMBASS
there is no tummy there because tummy comes from stomach and the stomach is NOT IN THE FRAME
banned btw.
 >>/575/
Except when tenshi does that she's like "Yea I carried those 2 rounds they were crucial I popped off I'm the best"
Will the HEROIC main character find his way back home?
Will the PITYFUL main character be stuck in this mirror dimension where he is expected to sexually harass all of his female counterparts daily?
Find out NOW
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Ever had a mosquito bite so bad that it kind of "floated up" on your skin nekos?
I don't think it's the first time it happened to me but mosquitos are really really bad this year for me or something...

She also loves touhou... She's perfect... Nekos...
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good morning, life is not wonderful because tenshi needs to fly to twitch con for a whole week because that's what streamers do.
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 >>/582/
The funny part? None of them are a good role model.
 >>/583/
Oh yea whatever will I do without Tenshi streams for a WHOLE week 😢😢😢
Bizzare, the only crying your eyes out emoji is the UOH one which has... Connotations... Small subset of the internet literally ruined an emoji for regular use.
 >>/592/
I wasn't really thinking about sets. It would be smarter to do fewer pushups but in sets across the day right? Or does it ultimately not really matter how spread out they are, just the highest number overall is the best?
 >>/593/
Generally... Doesn't really matter.
Specifically: You want to do workouts that push you as hard as you can get pushed, with focus on hitting around 4-12 reps and around 3-5 sets. You should hit failure on your last 2-3 sets (a bunch of boring stuff about how muscles grow, if you wanna I can tell you more). That's about what's settled for general strength training. 
BUT... If you just wanna fuck around and don't care too much it's fine to do whatever you feel like is good for you. Any workout is good.
What's with weebs making youtube essays that cant properly pronounce r's?
> And in this scene, Alalagi/Awalagi/Awawagi
 >>/596/
It's not pronounced in the asian "can't distinguish r/l" way but in a "I am still 11 years old and cannot make an 'r' sound" way. As in halfway between a normal speech ability and a lisp
My professor in family law (marriage, divorce etc.) made a message that our results will be delayed up to a week because he just went through a divorce
Ironic but unfortunate
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 >>/599/
Well now he's got applied experience *ba dum tshhh*

Blogpost: Today weather was brutal. If it's going to be like that for the next 4 days (forecast says so), I am seriously considering starving myself just to reduce my internal temperature.
> literally a puzzle for babies
> I am considering cutting out shapes because I'm 2 stewpid to do it in my head
AcaBRUH
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 >>/603/
> Skinnybros
Don't lump me in with you.
I've actually measured myself for that funny online calculator of bf% and it seems like I'm ~17% now (~15% before). So I've gained like 10kg muscle 4kg fat since September, or since I've last measured myself 6kg/3kg.
Not great, not terrible.
 >>/606/
I get it. Also it would be me staring at the screen blankly for 20 minutes at this point. Peak content I guess by twitch standards.
 >>/607/
Relax there neko, I didn't say anything about your intellectual proficiency (yet)
downloading the witness right now.
at regular movie night time i'll go live and speedrun it.
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Excited to announce that TOMORROW at regular movie time. I will be streaming THE WITNESS for 90 minutes, followed by THE SIMS for 60 minutes.
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I need to make more reaction images, you both mog me in height, fitness, taste in 'fus and also in reaction images.

Sadly the only thing I have going for me is I am the god gamer neko.
 >>/633/
Tbh, the puzzles that were done on the stream were not most interesting ones or really the hardest ones.
And the game is very non-linear, there's like 3 other areas where you can go and start solving right off the bat.
erm, objection.
the pussels done on stream were the HARDEST pussels KNOWN TO MAN.
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Just completed another fruitless attempt of trying to find nice shoes to buy. Found this one local sneaker store that had an online page and figured I would check it out. 35 pages of results when I searched for my shoe size but half of the results on the first page were already "Sold out" so I opened the live chat and asked if there was a way to sort by "In stock" since I couldn't find an option for it.
> The items that are returned at the top of the page are the ones in stock.
< So if I get 35 pages of results and "Sold out" already starts to appear halfway down page 1, does that mean that the remaining 34 pages are pointless to look at?
> Yes it does indeed
Hahahaha it's all so fucking pointless. This place is not real. I am living in a society created to fuck with me
 >>/641/
(I read the caption (I understood the message) (acabro))
Also its 28 fucking degrees here. The snow is melting. Calor pra caralho as they would say in france
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new tadpoles be like "erm actually, that's not a tummy tok because 23.8mm^2 of her sternum is showing, so it's legally a ribcage tok"
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 >>/643/
The hips have to be included in the tummy façade or else it just isn't enough. Sorry, I didn't write the rules. (I was the one who made the rules but they were written by one of my literate slaves, his name is Jacques Roman)
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 >>/642/
30 here. Since yesterday. At least today it seems to be a bit less of a sauna in my room. Or I've gotten used to it now. Either way it's... Bad but not overly uncomfortable.
 >>/643/
> new tadpoles
New tadpoles would be like SNOO SNOO HAHAHAHAHA GET IT HAHAHAHAHA
But actually, tummy 🤤
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 >>/647/
I can proof it very easy. I bet you will not be able to beat the witness (even the basic 7 lasers and I will, with proof)
I am at 328 pussels and counting.
This is an easy win, you will never download that game LMAO
LMAO. Thanks Chaz, I got an ad in spanish when I opened another stream 🤣🤣🤣
162, +5

last stream we ended at 114, +5, so in 2 hours we've eaten 48 puzzle donuts.
 >>/654/
Are you actually going to play off stream? I thought it was a one-off gimmick stream tbh when I pestered you the first time.
 >>/655/
i wont play off stream
well... maybe i will, i dunno, the game is kinda fun when i understand the rules of a puzzle, i think sometimes they arent explained very well :/
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Leben ist Wunderbarbros? I'm starting to think it's not Wunderbar at all, and infact all we have control over is our own actions and so we need to learn to take pride and satisfaction in the actions we choose to do, especially considering the circumstances outside of our control that we find ourselves in.
 >>/656/
> i think sometimes they arent explained very well 
Well, it depends on if you really want to be a "completionist" and figure it all by yourself or not.
It's got that minimalist thing going on where you actually don't know wtf is going on sometimes, I'm pretty sure if you'd want to you can find an explanation online that's spoiler free (or I can give you some if you want me to). Tbh, the puzzles are actually hard enough that even if you know all the rules well it's still a good challenge. It's really up to you.
Oh gee, only 15 minutes left until the witness stream begins. I can't wait, I feel so giddy
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 >>/657/
You just gotta be content with your lot in life neko. You've got it pretty much, the only step forwards is to stop caring about all that's outside your control.
Life can still be wonderful that way really :)
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> Posts all the new aries with her pretty cos
Thank you neko, you are too cute
Tthat cos is like a breath of fresh air during the winter, the kind that completely clears your sinuses and almost gives you a headache from how crisp it is.
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 >>/661/
That's a funny comparison.
Also I gotta do something while I'm trying to blast these last possels before the end gauntlet. Brain is leaking :3

She really likes that audio for some reason.
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It's been raining for 2 days gay in zomboid. My toon has just been shirtless, doing pushups and situps, and occasionally chopping down trees for logs.

That's the life I aspire to, a nice cabin in the woods, preferably with an internet connection and an NVIDIA GAMING PC, so I can TROLL TEH FORUMS all night.
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Thank god the devil trips are gone. Finally I can make a post (I am not a devilneko (see attachment for proof))

Attaching proof (see)
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 >>/666/
I do not believe a word you've said devilneko.
That means the life you aspire to is an apartment in the BIG CITY, consooming all day (craft beers) and never ever touching computer ever again (you will crawl the bars instead and look for a wife because you only got a week to marry).
 >>/667/
That proof is kinda sus. That's what a devilneko would say if he wanted to disguise himself as angelneko.
> they STILL haven't gotten quints on the fake neko
lmao, remember when it was like a week away?
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> Save/Load menu pops up
> Read them both but mistake one for the other
> Lose all my progress
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Yes my problem, this shit is my problem
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 >>/671/
> functionally illiterate
> has the gall to claim he's not stewpid
Look at the cojones on this guy. Truly we're living in a society.
Also it seems that the term that I wanted to use actually does not have a direct translation. There's a term for adults that have lost their ability to read in polish (implied that due to lack of interest in reading) and I don't think this one is the same really.
 >>/671/
> he lsot all his progress in restaurant tycoon 2
it's over, you will never be a top restaurant owner and get to employ ronaldo and messi
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 >>/674/
He's doing it!

Me on the other hand, I've done 50 pushups and 50 squats and I'm donezo. I think I can't really do anything serious while the average temperature in my room is in 30s...
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I feel like instead of psyopping myself to like mid tokkers, I should instead psyop myself to focus more on the positive actions in my life than the negatives that I have no control over.

Life would be grand if I didn't get beaten down into the dirt (mentally) over shit I can't control.
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I feel like instead of psyopping myself to be content with no tfw no new toks, I should instead psyop myself to focus more on the development of negative mental states in my life than the positive ones I have no control over.

Life would be grand if I got beaten down into the dirt (mentally) over shit I can't control.
business idea: fill in a map of the world using cosplayers

i already have finland sorted
 >>/679/
> fill in a map of the world using cosplayers
That will probably be very hard to do with the small island nations. Unless you skip those. (Also Africa might be pretty barren)
BINLAND :---DDDD
 >>/680/
Realistically it would just be Europe, North America and a select few LATAM nations.

I might make a map later, we could start with Evropa (as all good things do, Hulk Hogan my fellow altright sharks)
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I have a hard time psyopping myself into anything tbh. But if you find an effective way of psyopping yourself into something fun, please share nekos :)
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 >>/681/
> Realistically it would just be Europe, North America and a select few LATAM nations.
I'm pretty sure we could find at least mid tokkers for LATAM countries (obviously we've got some covered like Argentina, uhhh, whichever isle is Funky from i forgor, Brasil). 
I actually think the hardest part would be finding out where some of the cosplayers come from.
 >>/685/
I dunno, I'm no the FUNKYposter
Wow... You've opened the door for Acidposter to steal your identity for the upcoming election, considering that the polls showed that Tenshi would flop tremendously...
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 >>/686/
> You've opened the door for Acidposter to steal your identity for the upcoming election
He doesn't have the rare funkies, he doesn't know the Funky birthday, he did not make an edit of Funky, he will never be able to impersonate me :)
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 >>/689/
It's the first time I've seen it too. Those toks do not show up on my computer and when I tried to browse about it I didn't find anything about sub-exclusive toks.
 >>/690/
There's a possibility she's in some beta exclusive program, she is big enough and consistent enough for that to happen.
I also do not see it on my computer anywhere.
That actually might be good for fus, since I'm pretty sure it still has to conform to guidelines, but the reach gets better when it comes to people getting FOMO (as opposed of putting the link in the bio which you can kinda ignore).
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Hey "knocked into the dirt by things out of my control"neko, I researched a bit and I found the perfect strategy for you. Have you tried doing this?
Look at the tok and just repeat that mantra whenever something happens. Henceforth I will write a long and meaningless paragraph here to make it seem like there is actually more text underneath for you to read, prior to opening the spoiler. Your reaction after you read the initial clear-text post will hopefully be "it's spoilered... but there seems to be a lot of text. Hmm... I will see open it because he might have been writing something profound!" But alas, profoundneko never existed. It was all a ruse to get you to rush to opening the spoiler. Anyways, to flesh out the spoiler a bit more I will talk about what just happened to me. I just played a stupid game and I won a stupid prize. Spilled water all over my desk and myself. I'm running out of things to write but the spoiler isnt big enough yet. I could never be a successful streamer like Chaz, he always knows what to say in these kinds of moments. Would you guys subscribe to your top fu if they became one of those sub-only tokkers? I doubt Boni would publish many toks at all in that mode. Would be like subscribing to her twitch stream when she's only gone live once in 1.5 years (...haha). I've run out of things to write but if you wanted this monologue to continue? Not my problem, that's just not my problem.
 >>/694/
> 7 euros a month for 30 arie toks
Those are better rates than the 3 dollar per reki draft deal. I can tell you never read Master Donald J. Trump's book The Art Of The Deal -.-
 >>/695/
> spoiler
The chance of me dropping mulah on any tokfu is around 0. Maybe it'll happen if I ever get really rich (which also seems to be a chance of around 0). Even though it might seem I am pretty invested, the truth is... If tokfus disappeared overnight, I would just find something else to do.
I would definitely be sad for a while, since it's nice to see their antics but I've got things to do places to be (rotmaxxing) (no but actually I would probably pour more time into my personal code projects, or just play more vidya, probably the latter)
 >>/693/
If I really really liked Arie toks and was a person that would pay for extra content I would definitely consider it. She's one of those tokfus that actually puts out content regularly so at least there will be something to see if you subscribe.
 >>/702/
What a nice thumbnail. So you did mean that... That's a little sudden neko... I do not swing that way, sorry... (I am not clicking it and now you're GAY because of it 😈😈😈)
The most recent TadpoleChen post is hilarious as an indicator of the poster left there.
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On the other hand, how in the fuck would we have any? Like did any of the actual neko posters (including new ones) ever post emory?
I don't even think I've ever seen her on the site discounting the april fiasco.

Also evil funky >:3
 >>/708/
> Like did any of the actual neko posters (including new ones) ever post emory?
Depends on your definition of neko but nekomin did, amongst with Sushi (the pedobaiter) and Kay (the polbaiter). Aka the Crom Cruach Trinity
 >>/709/
I might have memory holes then. I have genuinely erased any posts of her that were posted on neko from memory pretty much.
Memory... Emory... I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere but I'm lacking.
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 >>/715/
And I am BALD(ing) which makes him RELATABLE OKAY?

I really hope no tokfu has named themselves "placeholder", because that would cause undocumented behavior in my script.
Speaking of tokkers named things, I was thinking this particular thought earlier as I was in the forest. How come there is no tokfu named something mushroom / shroom related? Shroom.cos? Mushroom_cos.? Would be a cute name
 >>/717/
I'm pretty sure there was one like that but I just cannot remember now and it was a long time ago anyway so she might not be doing those anymore.
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 >>/722/
Zdrastvujtie telegram bratan )))) I have many set, we trade stout shako for 2 refined
 >>/723/
I think I saw this one before but I probably didn't say anything, I think she looks actually pretty cute in this tok.
 >>/725/
I'm actually going to watch it later tonight, sorry neko :(
I gotta actually write some code tonight and so far I've been around 0 lines in the clear for the last... 6 hours or so.
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 >>/698/
Just when I was about to begin cooking my meal, I turned this song on (and looped it) on my phone.
Holy shit it made the entire experience so much more fun. Rumaging through drawers to find rice, looking for a saucepan, hearing the crackling from the chicken as it seared, me rushing to grab milk to dilute my sauce because it had thickened up too much. Way more intense.
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 >>/733/
Yea here you go buddy :)
 >>/734/
No idea what she expected, the guy would else let her win or she had 0 chances.
It's like if she wanted to arm wrestle with me where I could probably hold her whole body weight on one hand locked out.
 >>/736/
CAN YOU HANDLE THE ROGUES? CAN YOU LINE OF SIGHT?
IF YOU CAN, HEALER BOY, THEN WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT
CUS' IT'S 100% TO ZERO IN LITTLE TIME
BABY YOU GOT THE HEAALSS????
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 >>/739/
yep, i just trolled you yet again.
it's too easy to troll you 'oldnekos', you get mad when i open the dictionary. xD

yeah, i think i'll stick around and epicly troll this forum for 8 hours straight.
 >>/741/
What did he mean by this? Clearly stick by definition is a branch so are you going to start waving a piece of wood around here? Do you know that you cannot (I've checked the online dictionary for that) do that over the internet connection?
The Boy and the Heron (2023)
runtime: how about you look it up for yourself for once you lzyu FKCKNIING 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
at the saturday place, please make a notation of it
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> I opened the saturday place
> movie not playing
Yeah, I can WITNESS this failing.

Speaking of. THE WITNESS. LIVE. IN. FIVE-TEEN minutes.
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 >>/745/
I will not WITNESS this stream then. I am two-tired to stay up.
#claude Generate a few twitch comments that denigrate the streamer for failing to complete the puzzles in adequate time.
 >>/750/
whoever made this post is so fucking smart how did I, the acidposter, not see this?
I know who I am voting for
4 AM, I wake up (after another nightmare) it's light enough outside for me to see stuff.
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10 AM.
If you're a fuckin' fair dinkum fuckin' full grown Neko, this is what you'd have for breakfast you fuckin' cat cunts. A fuckin' choccy looong neck at 20 to 10 in the fuckin' morning. Get that up ya
 >>/757/
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
It's 32 degrees inside my room rn I'm dying help.
Kay made another account and thus my block list grows by one.
Has anyone else noticed a trend of heating up food for longer in the microwave the older you have gotten? When I was in my young-mid teens I used to be content with 2 minutes even if it was semi-cold in the middle or just lukewarm everywhere at best but I have since gone to 3 minutes, then to 4 and now I am okay with just blasting it for 5 just for that premium heat sensation
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 >>/754/
Hopefully they make some fun toks :)
 >>/759/
> premium heat sensation
This laughed me.
I unironically do not use microwave like at all. Most of my life I didn't have one and in general I don't feel it's needed in my life as long as I have an oven that works.
> Kay made another account and thus my block list grows by one.
> .chudfu.v2
How original.

Niu funkey
 >>/760/
it wasnt the .v2 account but if that exists then she's probably made two new accounts and I will have to block that one eventually
> have an oven that works
heating up the entire oven to heat a plate of leftovers seems kind of overkill (and would take some time tbh). If I dont use Chef Mike then I prefer heating stuff up on the stove in a pan
 >>/761/
> on the stove in a pan
Of course that depends on what I'm heating up. I really dislike reheating pizza for example in the microwave. There's probably a few things more that I could think about but in general oven reheated things just taste better imo, so it's a tradeoff between taste and a bit more time waiting.
> I will have to block that one eventually
@.chudfu.v2
@canthinky
@terroristwhitegirl
Those are the only ones I know of that are not banned rn.
 >>/764/
Up to you, I still think there are oldnekos on there that cannot find their way here because they've been spotty in their attendance.
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 >>/766/
Lmao 4 accounts.
If I cared I would've gone on the cave to look it up but I barely got the strength to check what's her new spam alt account (the chudfuv2 one) and in the meantime I saw 3 outward declarations of minor attraction on there.
I'm donezo, no more at least for today.

At least ruru lifts my spirits :)
 >>/768/
I'm pretty sure they did, it's just more like what can you do.
Unless you know to google "neko endchan" I don't really think it's easy to find this board.
 >>/769/
> At least ruru lifts my spirits :)
How about you lift some WEIGHTS, huh?
 >>/770/
They've probably noticed it but none is yet to mention it, neither when they show up during the movies nor in the thread
Maybe they're all just busy with real life stuff and this is the board of neets...
 >>/771/
> How about you lift some WEIGHTS, huh?
I would (well lift my bodyweight) but the HEAT is KILLING ME okay?
> board of neets...
Acabow...
> none is yet to mention it
I actually have a sneaking suspicion that they believed the discord thing which is pretty funny.
 >>/772/
> they believed the discord thing
oh right you aren't in the discord so you don't know that it's not just a joke...
Wtf did I just find by accident.
7348583352720543018 look at the comments on this one (or pretty much any probably by @clavicular0) this has to be the funniest shit.
I'm looksmaxxing from now on nekos. Dni foid, mogging.
Joke idea: After the stream ends, streamer neko (thank you for the steam) should write "check discord for the link to the secret channel for the 2nd movie"
 >>/778/
> I am higher than you
drugsmokerneko stop talking about DRUGS all the time, you are just as bad as the sexhavernekos talking about all the sexxing that they do... -.-
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> All of my close friends are doing neuropsychiatric assessments to find out of they have ADHD
I always used to think that the only people I could be friends with had to be a little special since that was the type of person I fit the best with but given that I also suspect that I have ADHD, maybe it was just that I could only get along with other ADHD-fiends all along
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 >>/782/
> stop talking about DRUGS all the time
I will SMOKE my DRUGS and I will boast about having SO MUCH SEX while HIGH. You can do nothing about it BUDDY.
I am looksmaxxed, I am redpilled, I am darktriadmaxxed, scoobydoomaxxed, oofiedoofiemaxxed and astralprojectiontospotmyselfmaxxed. 
It's over for you.
 >>/785/
I wonder if you'd be able to solve faster than me. I'm not like insanely fast but I would say I keep a decent pace as long as the puzzle doesn't require too much environmental interaction.
 >>/785/
 >>/786/
I have the power to delete your posts. If you continue to insult Chazina, your posts will be relegated to the dust bin of history.

You forget your place, here, I am GOD, and you are ANTS.
 >>/786/
You have the bonus of knowing the rules and being able to fiddle with the game yourself
I am merely a backseater with the express power to mog the shit out of any Chazton or Chazina that crosses my path. :muscle: :smug:
 >>/788/
> knowing the rules
Only because I've solved them first. As in I didn't look up the rules until I was done with all the puzzles just because I wanted to see if there's a decent spoiler free explanation for Chazina.
> able to fiddle with the game yourself
That really comes more into play for the puzzles where you have to move your character to solve them. Most of the ones where you're stationary can theoretically be solved pen and paper, although it is a slight advantage to be able to trace it ingame yea.
 >>/790/
Yeah, that decides it. I am the puzzlemaster and you guys are the quizlets. Acabou for you, Acabeginning for me. We take those lets gooooo
just updated my graphics driver for the first time in like 3 years.

finally, my streams wont be shitty...
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 >>/793/
> pops in
> solves the puzzle faster than the streamer
> he is so dumbfounded at my great intelegence that he can only muster up an 'xD"
Bonibros??? We are SO FUCKING BACK
 >>/796/
> Gigasmurfed on one of the final 15 puzzles in the game
Yeah, cope all you want. I mogged you with my 0 minutes of playtime and your 3x playthroughs and youtube playthrough tutorial on a 2nd monitor cheatin' ass
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NO FUNKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 >>/797/
> 2nd monitor cheatin' ass
I actually don't have a second monitor.
> 3x playthroughs
Second time and I've literally had to relearn most of the puzzles because I forgot all about them. It was over 5 years ago...
> spoiler
I mean you weren't really interested but the only one I saw you actually trying which was pretty hard you got CRUSHED. And I wasn't going really fast, that was like a 20-30 minute solve (including time spent editing the image).
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 >>/799/
Which means you couldn't solve it.
Sorry for your cope :)
Actually though, I don't think they would've clicked faster for you than for me. Those were actually decently hard.
Also this is what happens when you finish LOL (there's older saves though)
I am taking the Mr. Beastpill 
 >>/800/
> This is what happens after you finish
I know a few games like that. I like the concept
did you 100% it?
 >>/801/
Last save before finishing was 394+13 so not really. Around 100 regular puzzles short and well over 100 additional ones.
I'll probably try to unlock the challenge of the mountain king wherever it is and then try it a few times to see if I'm actually smart enough to get past it. Maybe on stream. Otherwise I'm pretty much done, I didn't expect to 100% it anyway.

Also I hope you have window capture set up right Chaz?
> I drop out of the stream and they immediately go to furry Roblox RP
I'm not gonna say that I'm surprised by it because I'm not but c'mon...
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> cute
> decent music taste
> almost no piercings/visible tatoos
> alt
How is this even possible? The only thing bad about her I can find is that she has SH scars, or I think those are SH scars
 >>/815/
yeah those are cut marks
once again, the neko that spent an hour looking at furry roblox costumes proves himself to have the best taste on the site. Huzzah
> After being rejected tonight, the only thing can could lift my spirits would be Emory's patreon scrape
I'm gonna go apologize to him and unban him. I can't let a fellow Emorian go hungry
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 >>/816/
> spoiler
That statement definitely clashes with your previous statement of "I am NOT a furry". I don't think your defense will hold up in court.
 >>/817/
> we've got emory at home
> emory at home
On the other side, how does he find new inventive ways to make me hate him more? I was assuming it was another person but I guess EVERYTHING that's bad on neko has to be written by this one specific guy.
 >>/820/
I get tokkers like her on my fyp and I dont even look at cosplay content. Its literally just brapzilian shit and edits
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 >>/825/
> he hates cute tokfus
NAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR

> I've only found 3/6 side-content puzzles that I have a suspicion are required to unlock the challenge of the mountain king
Yeap, stream is not happening any time soon.
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 >>/829/
> furryposting
No more... Please...
> UK
Yea not saving this one 😈
 >>/830/
Happy birfday reki
 >>/831/
It's very good. I still haven't played the sequel... Wait I thought it's out. It actually hasn't come out yet.
I guess we're waiting then.
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My neighbourfu started posting again last month after 4 years of hiatus, instantly hit the algorithm gold with her first tok (200k views, 25k likes, she had barely 1k followers) and this week she started posting daily but her toks are awful (25 views per like ratio) and I'm getting sad for her.
Also for some reason I can no longer like toks on my 'puter, it's so acabou.
> tok not related
 >>/840/
> I'm getting sad for her
No reason to get sad for her if you don't know if she's sad herself. Maybe she gets it (the concept of you can only do so much and sometimes it is just luck)
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 >>/841/
> the concept of you can only do so much
But she's not even trying. While her pre-2020 toks were often cute dancey dances, her recent toks are mostly just walking into stores/cafes and giving reviews (she doesn't appear nor talk to the camera, the lower effort ones are just a slideshow), or minute-long blogposts of how she zomg has a company party to attend (she loves to flex her business degree) and she doesn't know what to wear and it's so stressful 😔 and someone needs to help her.
Even her big quarter-million views tok was a review of a flea market she visited while in Spain or wherever.
She has become the embodiment of mid.
 >>/840/
> Also for some reason I can no longer like toks on my 'puter, it's so acabou.
a vpn is on, most likely
it does that to me occasionally as well
 >>/847/
Sorry neko, I don't have any muslimfus.
I hope the BGCgirl is not jealous though, it's going to be just like Araragi's summer break...
I've been looking for a specific pair of pants / a specific shirt on roblox for an hour now
I'm going bonkers, I cant find it
it took 850 posts but nekochan is officially sullied with that disgusting fucking slob piece of vomit walking flesh prison that reeks of rabbit and cat shit
 >>/851/
Good. Let the anger flow through you. 
Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion, I gain Strength.
Through Strength, I gain Power.
Through Power, I gain Victory.
Through Victory my chains are Broken.
Bonbi hate shall free me.
 >>/852/
naurrr don't reference star wars, im finna gonna run a star wars campaign in the future, lowkey been planning this shit fr fr inside my head, deadass love jedis
 >>/853/
I have never watched a Star Wars movie.
Actually I have KOTOR installed for like a few months now, I just never have the mood for an RPG now.
 >>/857/
she has an airpod in her ear. its causing the lipsyncing to be delayed due to the infamous airpod delay bug that tokkers have noted since 4 years back
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More blogposting about my neighborfu.
The reason why I first brought her up today was because she posted a """tok""" (slideshow) with the caption being something like ✨Let's go girls✨ where slide 1 was a blank picture saying "post this if you have under 10k followers" and slide 2 a screenshot of her measly ~2k follower count.
Well, after checking her profile right now not only she deleted that tok, but she also had a net negative of 4 followers. It's so acabow for her.
> 25 views per like ratio
I redid my math and over half her toks are on the 60 views per like ratio, I thought #corporategirls were supposed to be smart and innovative...
 >>/846/
Thanks neko but I do not use those things, one day I will get doxxxxed and everything will be over for me.
The internet in the place where I live is spooky weird, there's one big router for everyone and then each apartment has their own little router and sometimes the routers change identity between each other and it's all a mess :D
new thread
https://endchan.net/neko/res/861.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/861.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/861.html
 >>/862/
> actually a new thread
I didn't expect it.
Are the threads like bumplimited at 1000 here or what's the number? I've got no idea.

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